Topic: > live in basement
Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #17,598
> live in mom's basement> never go outside
> only eat pizza that mom brings
> use toilet as computer chair to avoid having to get up
> wear only tighty-whitey underwear
> have neckbeard
> never shower
> have elaborate 15 desktop network just for self
> sit online all day and night posting on chans
> claim not to be Autistic
advi !!3gpAcg/hF joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #296,666
> have neckbeard
You did not think this troll post through well.
You did not think this troll post through well.
Negi Springfield !N0QcOU.M1E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #296,669
@OPShitting on the floor or in a bucket is the otaku way. I suggest the bucket method, if only out of a desire for some cleanliness and reduction of the mess one can make on the floor.
Otherwise, very autistic and very much a part of the /jaypee/ clan.
vocalon !egoP66ik5I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 15 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #296,678
@OP
Who are you quoting?
Who are you quoting?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 56 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #296,679
vocalon !egoP66ik5I replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #296,680
adam jensen !AIy/L67q.s joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 17 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #296,699
vocalon !egoP66ik5I replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #296,704
adam jensen !AIy/L67q.s replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #296,708
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #296,738
> live in parent's FINISHED basement at the age of 17
> go outside every weekday
> eats a variety of HOMEMADE meals
> uses toilet in the bathroom in the next room over
> wears only boxer-briefs
> clean-shaven
> showers every morning
> have simply 2-computer home network to manage images and music
> goes to gym every weekday; school every school day; church every Sunday; friend's house on the weekend every two weeks to drink, party and play video games
> implying I'm the autistic one here
> go outside every weekday
> eats a variety of HOMEMADE meals
> uses toilet in the bathroom in the next room over
> wears only boxer-briefs
> clean-shaven
> showers every morning
> have simply 2-computer home network to manage images and music
> goes to gym every weekday; school every school day; church every Sunday; friend's house on the weekend every two weeks to drink, party and play video games
> implying I'm the autistic one here
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #296,741
@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
> criticize international swashbuckling adventurer
> claim not to have Odgenschlotter's Disease
> criticize international swashbuckling adventurer
> claim not to have Odgenschlotter's Disease
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #296,745
@previous (A)
> criticize teenager for not being able to travel the fucking world
> claims not to have Schizophrenia
> criticize teenager for not being able to travel the fucking world
> claims not to have Schizophrenia
vocalon !egoP66ik5I replied with this 14 years ago, 30 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #296,748
@296,741 (A)
> international
Wow, you got a hunk of metal and moved a few miles.
> swashbuckling
You imply daily chores are "daring and romantic".
> adventurer
... No. Just no.
> international
Wow, you got a hunk of metal and moved a few miles.
> swashbuckling
You imply daily chores are "daring and romantic".
> adventurer
... No. Just no.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #296,750
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 4 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #296,751
@296,748 (vocalon !egoP66ik5I)
> >international
> Wow, you got a hunk of metal and moved a few miles.
What is this hunk of metal?
>
> >swashbuckling
>
> You imply daily chores are "daring and romantic".
>
They are here!
> >adventurer
> ... No. Just no.
Yes, just yes.
> >international
> Wow, you got a hunk of metal and moved a few miles.
What is this hunk of metal?
>
> >swashbuckling
>
> You imply daily chores are "daring and romantic".
>
They are here!
> >adventurer
> ... No. Just no.
Yes, just yes.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 14 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #296,752
vocalon !egoP66ik5I replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #296,755
@296,750 (G)
lol'd
@296,751 (A)
It's called an "airplane".
Right, that's why you do nothing but bitch about how much being in Beijing sucks when you're here and bitch about how unloved you are elsewhere.
lol'd
@296,751 (A)
It's called an "airplane".
Right, that's why you do nothing but bitch about how much being in Beijing sucks when you're here and bitch about how unloved you are elsewhere.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #296,756
@previous (vocalon !egoP66ik5I)
> you do nothing but bitch about how much being in Beijing sucks when you're here
What?
> you do nothing but bitch about how much being in Beijing sucks when you're here
What?
vocalon !egoP66ik5I replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #296,758
@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
He complained about a blister and how this girl didn't like him and everything. He was rude and abrasive about getting here as well.
He complained about a blister and how this girl didn't like him and everything. He was rude and abrasive about getting here as well.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #296,760
@previous (vocalon !egoP66ik5I)
Beijing is great. A blister is no fun, but I am having a great swashbuckling time!
Beijing is great. A blister is no fun, but I am having a great swashbuckling time!
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 14 years ago, 24 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #296,761
@296,758 (vocalon !egoP66ik5I)
> He complained about a blister and how this girl didn't like him and everything.
I remember the blister and the bitch, but what else?
> He was rude and abrasive about getting here as well.
How so?
> He complained about a blister and how this girl didn't like him and everything.
I remember the blister and the bitch, but what else?
> He was rude and abrasive about getting here as well.
How so?
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q double-posted this 14 years ago, 26 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #296,762
@296,760 (A)
> Beijing is great. A blister is no fun, but I am having a great cocksuckling time!
Fixed for accuracy.
> Beijing is great. A blister is no fun, but I am having a great cocksuckling time!
Fixed for accuracy.