Topic: Rode my new petrol scooter all over Beijing today
Father Indy !!LxBgcy//l started this discussion 14 years ago #17,544
I got lost in the heart of Beijing! It was scary. I was dodging traffic, bicycles, and pedestriae. I was squeezing between cars and buses, narrowly missing my appointment with death. I had no helmet. I opened full throttle. I even rode on a highway. I am hell on wheels, and I am having the fucking adventure of my life! I feel sorry for your basement dwellers. Take it from me: just do something, ANYTHING. MOVE away, go teach, go do something. There is a whole WORLD out there! I love you, fora!
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 13 minutes later[^] [v] #295,989
No picture.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #295,990
> I feel sorry for your basement dwellers.
But I don't own any basement dwellers. Owning people has been outlawed for quite some time. Pay attention, man.
But I don't own any basement dwellers. Owning people has been outlawed for quite some time. Pay attention, man.
TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #295,992
@295,989 (B)
He's just babbling drunk crying for all the non-domestic girls he'll never fuck in china, never admitting he's doing it wrong.
He's just babbling drunk crying for all the non-domestic girls he'll never fuck in china, never admitting he's doing it wrong.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 12 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #295,999
> fuck off dm, your not relevent
Father Indy !!LxBgcy//l (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #296,004
@previous (E)
Hey look, it's an angry anon again, trying to spam and fuck up Minichan! Well guess what? I made it out of the basement. I am leading a fun, adventurous life with lots of money, friends, and a great social life, in one of the world's most vibrant and exotic cities. You are still in mom's basement, trying and plotting to "get DM" LOL. You no longer bother me.
Hey look, it's an angry anon again, trying to spam and fuck up Minichan! Well guess what? I made it out of the basement. I am leading a fun, adventurous life with lots of money, friends, and a great social life, in one of the world's most vibrant and exotic cities. You are still in mom's basement, trying and plotting to "get DM" LOL. You no longer bother me.
mountainman !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 14 years ago, 20 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #296,010
@previous (Father Indy !!LxBgcy//l)
> I made it out of the basement.
a different corner is not "out of the basement"
> I am leading a fun, adventurous life
shitposting on small, insignificant websites
> with lots of money
in the real world, that monthly tugboat is not that much loser
> friends
people that would laugh if they saw you in the obituaries
> and a great social life
shitposting on small, insignificant websites isn't a social life
> in one of the world's most vibrant and exotic cities.
that new corner of the basement is exotic, but it sure as fuck ain't vibrant, and it certainly ant a city
> You are still in mom's basement
my parents live in a nursing home, lol
> trying and plotting to "get DM" LOL.
acually just getting in a light troll, while my foods cooking, lol
> You no longer bother me.
and yet you write a slightly tl;dr, loaded post that barely contains your autism
please rage more, before i have to leave
> I made it out of the basement.
a different corner is not "out of the basement"
> I am leading a fun, adventurous life
shitposting on small, insignificant websites
> with lots of money
in the real world, that monthly tugboat is not that much loser
> friends
people that would laugh if they saw you in the obituaries
> and a great social life
shitposting on small, insignificant websites isn't a social life
> in one of the world's most vibrant and exotic cities.
that new corner of the basement is exotic, but it sure as fuck ain't vibrant, and it certainly ant a city
> You are still in mom's basement
my parents live in a nursing home, lol
> trying and plotting to "get DM" LOL.
acually just getting in a light troll, while my foods cooking, lol
> You no longer bother me.
and yet you write a slightly tl;dr, loaded post that barely contains your autism
please rage more, before i have to leave
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Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #296,021
Congratulations, DM. I'm glad you're enjoying your new life. Also don't let the haters get you down.
Negi Springfield !N0QcOU.M1E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #296,032
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #296,033
OP is a true American.
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 25 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #296,036
> gets job, finally, at age 37
> thinks work, money and gas powered transportation are an adventure
> claims not to be autistic.
So then i've been swashbuckling since i was 18. I had no idea!
> thinks work, money and gas powered transportation are an adventure
> claims not to be autistic.
So then i've been swashbuckling since i was 18. I had no idea!
astromermaid joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 21 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #296,473
post tits
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #296,517
astromermaid replied with this 14 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #296,522
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #296,613
You should rape and kill some Chinese women. I hear they're pretty dispensable.