Topic: Is it really true that Jewish girls give great head?

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #17,526

Or is that a lame urban legend?

I saw a prim and proper Hassidic woman on the subway today, obviously wearing a wig under a demure bonnet, below-the-knee length skirt, dark stockings and sensible flats. I wonder if behind closed doors she rips her wig off and goes wild on ole' Hershel's zion-meat whenever he tells her to.

Mara joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 25 minutes later[^] [v] #295,715

I would imagine their noses get in the way

Ryan !!YBaRi3MXP joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 55 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #295,716

@previous (Mara)
lmao

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 19 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #295,722

@295,715 (Mara)
rrgh beat me to it :')

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #295,724

We should ask Mark! Oh wait...

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #295,759

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Mark is a Jewish girl?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #295,766

@previous (F)
He was implying that he gives great head.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #295,771

@previous (A)
No, he was implying that Mark should know because he's Jewish and THEN implied that since Mark is a perpetual virgin neckbeard, he wouldn't know anyway. That's the joke.

(Edited 19 seconds later.)

vocalon !WHySpXg2po joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #295,774

@previous (G)
captain_obvious.jpg

Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #295,776

@previous (vocalon !WHySpXg2po)
Well OP got the complete wrong implication from it. I had to set him straight.

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 29 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #295,779

@295,766 (A)
@295,771 (G)
@295,774 (vocalon !WHySpXg2po)
Guys, guys, the important thing is that we made a joke at Mark's expense. Isn't that what really matters?

Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #295,781

@previous (F)
:')

(Edited 7 seconds later.)

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 14 years ago, 22 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #295,783

@295,779 (F)
Agreed. Mark is Minichan's emotional punching bag, lets not lose focus here.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 52 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #295,786

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
I miss DM.

vocalon !WHySpXg2po replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #295,801

@295,779 (F)
:')

I think I do that too much.

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 14 years ago, 43 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #295,803

@295,786 (A)
Sometimes I do too. :'/

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 47 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #295,867

You are all Anti Semitic people.

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #295,889

Be careful when you get head from a Jewish woman... their saliva is highly Hassidic.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 years later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #473,116

Bump.

Fäkē àñøñ !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #473,130

Wow I wonder who would bump an old thread that insulted me a lot.

Anonymous F replied with this 12 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #473,133

@previous (Fäkē àñøñ !ZkUt8arUCU)
Iran?

Fäkē àñøñ !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #473,134

@previous (F)
Not quite, but let's just say it is someone who would feel right at home in a jew-hating country.

Anonymous F replied with this 12 years ago, 33 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #473,136

@previous (Fäkē àñøñ !ZkUt8arUCU)
Oh my god... Fake anon? He is notoriously self-loathing.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 44 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #473,138

Why why Why did not one person answer the question korrectly?

Yes its true but Hassidic women only give head if you have Kosher Sausage.

I have a story to share about this for another tyme.

Dw ltd joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #473,158

are stereotypes legendary

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #473,167

@473,138 (Syntax)
shut the fuck up syntax