Topic: Florida meth-addict "model" burns world's 5th oldest tree down

Fats !lbanned8o6 started this discussion 14 years ago #17,495

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2108028/Sara-Barnes-burned-3-500-year-old-tree-called-The-Senator-needed-drugs-doing.html

This happened not too far from where I live. Lol Florida, you so crazy.

> The woman allegedly took photos of the fire on the 3,500-year-old tree with her phone but did not call 911 - and authorities found methamphetamine, scales and drug paraphernalia at her home.

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Fats !lbanned8o6 (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #295,330

This was from 1927

Fats !lbanned8o6 (OP) triple-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #295,331

Before and after

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #295,332

Goddammit Florida. ;-/

Fats !lbanned8o6 (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 0 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #295,333

Great job, bitch.

Fats !lbanned8o6 (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #295,335

@295,332 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
I know. Somewhere my grandmother has a picture of me and my sister in front of it when we were kids. This bitch admitted that she lit the fire inside the tree so she could see the meth she was trying to light.

I guess this is what passes for a model these days...

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #295,336

My god, that thing is a model?

Fats !lbanned8o6 (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #295,337

@previous (C)

> My god, that thing is a model?

How could she not be? Look at how breathtaking she is!

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #295,345

Don't worry, cali's still got us covered

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methuselah_%28tree%29

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_oldest_trees

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #295,365

goddamit florida, i fucked me first bitch in that tree...

D:

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #295,367

Implying you wouldn't fuck her anyway.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 15 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #295,368

> Daily Mail

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #295,413

Wow, that tree already had around a century of life under its belt when King Tut was alive.

Meth: Not even once.

Fats !lbanned8o6 (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #295,416

@295,368 (G)
I saw it on the news and drove past it, you retard.

methman !KansasxqvM replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #295,419

@295,413 (H)
> Meth: Not even once.

You should try anything once! The first few tastes are free. ;)

email me @usual

Fats !lbanned8o6 (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #295,422

@previous (methman !KansasxqvM)
lolololol!

Anonymous H replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #295,423

@295,419 (methman !KansasxqvM)
Maybe you're right. I'm not being open-minded enough about this. Send some out to Cali. I've been planning a trip out to those bristlecone pines for a while, and meth would sure keep me awake while I'm out looking at them. :D

Mara joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #295,424

Man what a fucking bitch

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #295,425

Bitch ruined the upcoming Arbor Day for everyone.

Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #295,464

@295,416 (Fats !lbanned8o6)
Somebody was bound to say it.

Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 55 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #295,496

@295,416 (Fats !lbanned8o6)
> Daily Mail

Fats !lbanned8o6 (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #295,529

@previous (G)
Glug

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/os-senator-tree-fire-arrest-20120228,0,4902574.story

http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/historic-tree-senator-catches-fire-longwood/nGNbb/

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/woman-arrested-in-burning-of-the-senator-tree-2205721.html

http://www.myfoxorlando.com/dpp/news/seminole_news/011612-big-tree-parks-the-senator-tree-on-fire

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/29/sara-barnes-torched-3500-cypress-tree_n_1310909.html

Now leave me alone.

Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 46 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #295,546

@previous (Fats !lbanned8o6)
Thank you, child.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #295,681

@295,337 (Fats !lbanned8o6)
Evidently not being fat is good enough to pass as a model in America these days. It's easy to be thin when you're a meth head.

Her face looks like it was hit by a truck. Not sure who'd hire this bitch.

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Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #295,687

@previous (L)
> Evidently not being fat is good enough to pass as a model in America these days.
I fucking lol'd

Minichan