When I go to the seaside, me and my cousin eat each one whole pineapple when we're chilling on the beach in the morning.
A pineapple a day keeps the AIDS away. Something like that.
EDIT: Also, it's called ananas, fucking pineapples... it has nothing to do with pines nor apples.
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Yes.
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Pics or it didn't happen.
You know the drill.