Topic: I masturbated in my car today
Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #17,459
There were road works going on and I was stuck in a huge pile up of traffic. I got bored and was watching all of the delicious, beautiful shotas coming out of school and walking down the pavement. And then it suddenly dawned on me that my car is fully tinted, they can't see me. Well I pulled down my trousers, grabbed an old gym towel on the back seat and quickly rubbed one out to those sexy young kids. It was a big juicy load and I can only thank those young boys for arousing me to that point. Do I regret it? No. Will I do it again under similar circumstances? Probably.SUP TO4STR? joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #294,948
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #294,949
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #294,952
To4str.
TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #294,955
I'm just a po4str in a to4str thread.
Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 14 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #294,959
how about this
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 22 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #294,960
that's my to4str!
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squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc double-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #294,961
Falco !PZmcClOUDk replied with this 14 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #294,963
@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
hes standing in a tree
gonna keep standing until i get home from work, then he is still gonna be standing
left it running overnight, currently at -47, which is decent considering I started at -64
hes standing in a tree
gonna keep standing until i get home from work, then he is still gonna be standing
left it running overnight, currently at -47, which is decent considering I started at -64
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 14 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #294,967
@previous (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
Dammnit Falco, damn fine work.
Vectr0n will be back on his feet in no time.
Dammnit Falco, damn fine work.
Vectr0n will be back on his feet in no time.
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Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 58 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #294,975
> and then it suddenly dawned on me that my car is fully tinted, they can't see me. that's illegal
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #294,978
@previous (G)
> Implying to4ster cares what the law says.
I've got road head driving over a bridge one. Sex in cars is nothing new.
> Implying to4ster cares what the law says.
I've got road head driving over a bridge one. Sex in cars is nothing new.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #294,982
mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #295,025
adam jensen !AIy/L67q.s joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 21 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #295,031
@previous (mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos)
you'd rather have pedophiles stalking and masturbating to your children then?
you'd rather have pedophiles stalking and masturbating to your children then?
mountainman replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #295,032
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #295,033
@295,031 (adam jensen !AIy/L67q.s)
It doesn't appear as though the law makes an iota of difference to most people regarding window tint.
It doesn't appear as though the law makes an iota of difference to most people regarding window tint.
adam jensen !AIy/L67q.s replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #295,034
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #295,035
adam jensen !AIy/L67q.s replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #295,037
Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 26 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #295,045
@295,025 (mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos)
Lots of countries place limits on visible light transmission, including the US.
Lots of countries place limits on visible light transmission, including the US.
Dead !Pool7hVoC2 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 29 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #295,058
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #295,063
me too
Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #295,092
I masturbated in my car once. I was having a bad day, so I felt like I deserved it. Just driving down the highway...
@294,978 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
I got roadhead twice; once at night and once in the middle of the day. You're nothing special.
@294,978 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
I got roadhead twice; once at night and once in the middle of the day. You're nothing special.
mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #295,106
mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos double-posted this 14 years ago, 43 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #295,107
@295,045 (G)
I know, I just wanted to say it. Although, it hardly makes it less stupid that lots of countries do it.
I know, I just wanted to say it. Although, it hardly makes it less stupid that lots of countries do it.
adam jensen !AIy/L67q.s replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #295,108
Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 8 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #295,168
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 25 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #295,181
@295,107 (mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos)
When I was in some parts of Asia it seemed like 90% of all the cars had mirror tint on all the windows. It can't be that dangerous if tens of thousands of people have their cars tinted with 1-2% VLT.
When I was in some parts of Asia it seemed like 90% of all the cars had mirror tint on all the windows. It can't be that dangerous if tens of thousands of people have their cars tinted with 1-2% VLT.
mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #295,205
Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 4 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #295,240
mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 14 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #295,352
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Anonymous O replied with this 14 years ago, 39 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #295,429
Anonymous O double-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #295,430
I love how this is the most visited topic on the front page
mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 14 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #295,433
@295,421 (O)@295,427 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
@295,429 (O)
this isn't a shtick I just find it funny
i am not anti semitic. It's almost hard to find white people to look up to in the libertarian movement lol