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Topic: Drink as fast as you can!

green started this discussion 14 years ago #17,438

I've drunk 8 beers and some whisky in 1 and a half hours! Major high. I love you!

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #294,702

Your typing is still quite good despite that.

green (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #294,703

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

Practise my dear brit. I remember early august, you hated me for my drunk typing. And I practiced. And now, I am quite pro-ficient.

green (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 57 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #294,704

@294,702 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

Also: FUCK YEAH CORNWALL! BEST COUNTY!

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 9 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #294,836

Please, I drink like that at least once or twice a week and 3 hours later I'm already sober. I metabolize alcohol like Captain America.

green (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #294,847

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)

I drink only every other day. Because heartburn.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #294,849

@previous (green)
The heartburn is probably the ethanol wearing away at your esophagus.

green (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 23 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #294,850

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)

What is easophagus? (I love you, you are my main man!).

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #294,853

@previous (green)
It's the pipe that goes from your mouth to your stomach, and all the alcohol you're drinking is burning away at it, causing chronic heartburn.

green (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #294,855

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)

Nah. You're just and science but you are wrong.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #294,856

@previous (green)
Thank you for reminding me of the damage it also does to your brain cells.

green (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #294,857

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)

That's a myth. I have evidence.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #294,859

@previous (green)
It is a myth that alcohol directly causes brain damage, but there is evidence that heavy drinking causes brain damage indirectly, through B1 deficiency and liver disease causing chemicals like ammonia to build up in the blood stream and cause brain damage.

green (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 28 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #294,869

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)

Lucky I have a lot of B1 through multivitamins. Why do you hate me much Broseph? You know, for someone with 'Bro' in their name, you are not a bro!

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 19 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #294,874

Image went missing@previous (green)
With a name like green, you sure are cabbage

green (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #294,875

Image went missing@previous (D)
I hate cabbage you ignorant cunt

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 17 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #294,880

@previous (green)
Irony?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #294,881

I'm dead and what is this?

green (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #294,882

@294,880 (D)

Nah. Fuck you and such.

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #294,883

@previous (green)
Aww, must be the 8 beers talking. You feeling blue green?

green (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #294,885

@previous (D)
12 beers and whisky and such. Give me a hint to my keys.

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #294,887

Image went missing@previous (green)
It was some light that refracted off of Venus...
Into some swamp gas...
and that's why the keys left

Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #294,893

@294,885 (green)
Be careful, any more and you'll wake up next to either Chris Chan or Ahu... Ahiyu... that dude with Equality in his name. Never mind that you haven't met either of them, a proportionately regretful morning after is as much a law of nature as gravity or creationism.

green (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #294,913

@previous (E)

I didn't wake up in a ditch or gutter because I hate cliches. I woke up in a fudge.
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