Topic: Mickey here and back from jail.
Mickey started this discussion 14 years ago #17,415
Hi guys. Some shit went down and I guess THE MAN doesn't know the difference between self-defense and third degree assault. I made friends with the right people when I was in the joint, and have learned a lot from my experience (no lessons were to be learned, but it was still an experience nonetheless). I'm writing chapters to compose a blog about it soon and do not wish to go into too much detail at this time. I hope to become somewhat more active on here again, but I don't have Internet at home. inb4 requesting pix of my babby. There's a framed one of him on the shelf behind me. He's doing great and the family is happy to be together again.mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 14 minutes later[^] [v] #294,458
my life is easy
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #294,459
Weren't you moving overseas or joining the military or something?
Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 15 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #294,461
Mickey (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #294,462
@294,459 (C)
I used to be in the military and I was all set to move to England, but there was a slight change of plans due to marital issues (which have now been resolved).
@previous (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
lol <3
I used to be in the military and I was all set to move to England, but there was a slight change of plans due to marital issues (which have now been resolved).
@previous (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
lol <3
Mickey (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 38 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #294,463
also my fingers are fat.
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squeegee !firstkPE1Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #294,465
did you make toilet wine?
I had a friend in the joint and he said they made toilet wine and lit cigarettes by shorting out electrical sockets or something
I had a friend in the joint and he said they made toilet wine and lit cigarettes by shorting out electrical sockets or something
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #294,466
How long were you in the big house?
Mickey (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 11 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #294,468
@294,465 (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
No toilet wine. I had access to a lot of nice literature and that kept me sane enough. I also wrote rap lyrics like Tupac.
@previous (F)
Five months and now I'm on probation and have community service.
No toilet wine. I had access to a lot of nice literature and that kept me sane enough. I also wrote rap lyrics like Tupac.
@previous (F)
Five months and now I'm on probation and have community service.
PEDOSAURUS REX joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #294,475
Sorry to hear man, but glad to see you're out. Last time I got arrested for harassment. Apparently, twenty thousand text messages can get you arrested. Luckily, California laws are different than Colorado laws, so nothing too serious happened to me. However, I can't legally own a gun for another three years or so. Originally it was five, so I'm just counting down.
Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 35 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #294,477
Mickey (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #294,478
@294,475 (PEDOSAURUS REX)
Sorry to hear man, but glad to see you're out. Last time I got arrested for assault. Apparently, defending yourself can get you arrested. I want a Glock 19.
@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
I played a lot of the card game 31 and did daily variations of push-ups and pull-ups and got into some good shape. Wasn't so bad. Nobody really fucked with me. I shaved my head nearly bald before going in. So that, coupled with my tattoos, made me seem like a badass rather than the passive introvert that I really am.
Sorry to hear man, but glad to see you're out. Last time I got arrested for assault. Apparently, defending yourself can get you arrested. I want a Glock 19.
@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
I played a lot of the card game 31 and did daily variations of push-ups and pull-ups and got into some good shape. Wasn't so bad. Nobody really fucked with me. I shaved my head nearly bald before going in. So that, coupled with my tattoos, made me seem like a badass rather than the passive introvert that I really am.
PEDOSAURUS REX replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #294,482
@previous (Mickey)
My favorite at the Glock 17s with fully automatic mod. Illegal, but I don't really care.
My favorite at the Glock 17s with fully automatic mod. Illegal, but I don't really care.
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Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #294,493
@OP
Good to have you back and good to hear some good news. Good!
Good to have you back and good to hear some good news. Good!
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 15 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #294,494
Welcome back, Mickey. Glad you're doing okay. How was prison food?
Handel !khEOdtKF56 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 22 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #294,495
@294,478 (Mickey)
> Nobody really fucked with me.
Really? That's a shame.
@294,475 (PEDOSAURUS REX)
> so I'm just counting down.
Counting down to what exactly? :\
> Nobody really fucked with me.
Really? That's a shame.
@294,475 (PEDOSAURUS REX)
> so I'm just counting down.
Counting down to what exactly? :\
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Mickey (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 16 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #294,497
Anonymous J replied with this 14 years ago, 11 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #294,498
80s comedian replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #294,507
Fats !lbanned8o6 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #294,508
Welcome back, Mickey! Fuck man. 5 months. The longest I ever did was 88 days and that was some bullshit. Did you at least get trustee status?
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #294,519
Mickey, are you still coming to the UK? I have drugs stockpiled, it would be sweet to do bong rips with your little shota bouncing up and down on my lap.
Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #294,525
Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #294,539
Mickey (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 4 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #294,583
@294,508 (Fats !lbanned8o6)
> Did you at least get trustee status?
Yep. Prepared food and mopped floors. And only within a week, because my father is a somewhat prestigious and knew some of the deputies. But it still wasn't a cakewalk.
@294,519 (M)
Not gonna lie, that made me laugh. I don't do drugs anymore (but if mushrooms grew in my yard, I can't promise anything) and I won't be moving to the UK.
> Did you at least get trustee status?
Yep. Prepared food and mopped floors. And only within a week, because my father is a somewhat prestigious and knew some of the deputies. But it still wasn't a cakewalk.
@294,519 (M)
Not gonna lie, that made me laugh. I don't do drugs anymore (but if mushrooms grew in my yard, I can't promise anything) and I won't be moving to the UK.
PEDOSAURUS REX replied with this 14 years ago, 59 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #294,587
Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #294,589
henn joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 25 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #294,590
Fats !lbanned8o6 replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #294,591
@294,583 (Mickey)
Oh I believe you. Trustee or not, time is time. Did they at least have a decent commisary or is it one of those shitholes that only gives you 3 hots and a cot?
Oh I believe you. Trustee or not, time is time. Did they at least have a decent commisary or is it one of those shitholes that only gives you 3 hots and a cot?
Dead !Pool7hVoC2 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #294,615
Mickey (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #294,627
@294,591 (Fats !lbanned8o6)
It was a shit-hole and you could get certain items from their version of the commissary, but even trustees weren't allowed to physically go there. But I had a thin mattress, a warm blanket and used a fresh roll of toilet paper as a pillow.
It was a shit-hole and you could get certain items from their version of the commissary, but even trustees weren't allowed to physically go there. But I had a thin mattress, a warm blanket and used a fresh roll of toilet paper as a pillow.
Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 11 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #294,629
Fats !lbanned8o6 replied with this 14 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #294,666
@294,615 (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
> Cold**
lolright!
@294,627 (Mickey)
Shitty shit. I did 90 days in Marion County Jail in Florida. The only food items in the canteen were cough drops and Certs. They have a farm I worked on for my gain-time where we grew all the food for the jail. By all the food I mean we grew potatos and corn which meant that everyday we ate some version of potatos or corn. I lost 20 pounds in 90 days. The day my gf picked me up I ate 2 Totinos Party Pizzas and 3/4 of a meatloaf followed by an entire cheesecake.
> Cold**
lolright!
@294,627 (Mickey)
Shitty shit. I did 90 days in Marion County Jail in Florida. The only food items in the canteen were cough drops and Certs. They have a farm I worked on for my gain-time where we grew all the food for the jail. By all the food I mean we grew potatos and corn which meant that everyday we ate some version of potatos or corn. I lost 20 pounds in 90 days. The day my gf picked me up I ate 2 Totinos Party Pizzas and 3/4 of a meatloaf followed by an entire cheesecake.
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #294,673
@previous (Fats !lbanned8o6)> The day my gf picked me up I ate 2 Totinos Party Pizzas and 3/4 of a meatloaf followed by an entire cheesecake.
Oh man. That sounds pretty awesome.
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #294,808
Dam.
Fats !lbanned8o6 replied with this 14 years ago, 56 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #294,809
@294,673 (P)
> >The day my gf picked me up I ate 2 Totinos Party Pizzas and 3/4 of a meatloaf followed by an entire cheesecake.
> Oh man. That sounds pretty awesome.
I'm not gonna lie. It was breathtaking.
> >The day my gf picked me up I ate 2 Totinos Party Pizzas and 3/4 of a meatloaf followed by an entire cheesecake.
> Oh man. That sounds pretty awesome.
I'm not gonna lie. It was breathtaking.