Jack !gOStA1p7Pc started this discussion 15 years ago#1,724
Let's say you are on a bus, and there are two seats available. One seat is next to a white man, who is very big and mean looking, with prison tattoos, etc. The other seat is next to a normal looking black guy, wearing standard black-guy clothes. Who do you sit next to?
jump !VIfloDyEYo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^][v]#32,113
I don't ride the fucking bus.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^][v]#32,115
Black dude.
Jack !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 second later, 1 minute after the original post[^][v]#32,116
@32,113 (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
Ok, pretend it's an airplane
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^][v]#32,117
Black guy.
jump !VIfloDyEYo replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^][v]#32,119
@32,116 (Jack !gOStA1p7Pc)
I always get two first class seats to avoid sitting next to riff-raff such as these.
Jack !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^][v]#32,120
@previous (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
Ok, you are in a prison after being convicted of CP possession. The guards are letting you choose your cell-mate. Who do you pick?
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^][v]#32,121
Tell them both to gtfo.
Acquire 2 seats.
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Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#32,123
Whoever sits closer to the door.
Buff, tattooed social outcasts can be excellent conversation partners.
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Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#32,124
Ask the nigger to go sit with the prison dude so I can park my fat Republican ass because I'm American and need two seats.
Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^][v]#32,125
What do you do with two seats that are presumably not next to each other? ;-)
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^][v]#32,126
@32,120 (Jack !gOStA1p7Pc)
That's a lose lose situation. Child pornagraphers/molestors get fucked up in prison. That's why the majority of the time they are placed in protective custody.
jump !VIfloDyEYo replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^][v]#32,127
@32,120 (Jack !gOStA1p7Pc)
I have command of powerful magiks. I could avoid capture easily.
However, to play your game, id choose the white guy. You need to stick with your own in prison.
Jack !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^][v]#32,128
@previous (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
Just out of curiosity, do you actually have CP on your computer?
Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^][v]#32,129
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^][v]#32,130
@32,127 (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
Then one night you are sitting in your cell and your name pops up on the news. He learns your charge. This comes after he tells you how much his daughter means to him. The rest is history.
Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^][v]#32,133
jump !VIfloDyEYo replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^][v]#32,134
@32,128 (Jack !gOStA1p7Pc)
Even if I did I wpukd still say no, what a silly question.
I don't though. I do my best to masturbate only to adults, and it's fairly easy to not look for cp. I even stopped going to places like 4chan and motherless, not to avoid temptation per se, but it causes me some distress to even see a thumbnail. Joking is fine, but actual reminders of my problem makes me feel down.
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jump !VIfloDyEYo double-posted this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^][v]#32,137
@32,130 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
Lol, the guards already would have told him and everyone else my charges.
I would be fine though. Again, I command powerful magiks.
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^][v]#32,139
@previous (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
Nahhh generally speaking the officers don't even bother to learn someone's charge unless it's high profile. Again, in the real world a child pornagrapher/molestor would be kept seperate so he wouldn't be killed in prison.
jump !VIfloDyEYo replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^][v]#32,146
@previous (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
No, they know. They also arrange for them to be beaten. Prison guards are the worst examples of abuse of authority. It's just what happens. Even to good people.
All prison guards are scum when working. They don't need to be, it's just what happens.
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^][v]#32,160
@previous (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
Ok buddy. I work in a jail. While I agree that there are those here that got that badge to be bullies, the majority of the men and women I work with are the nicest people I have ever met in my entire life. Now, they do have to be able to flip that switch from sweetheart to asshole at any given moment, but there is only one instance since I have worked here (going on 6 years) of an officer using excessive force. She was punished for it by being placed on light duty and not being allowed near inmates for the duration of the investigation. So I must say, I strongly STRONGLY disagree with you on this.
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jump !VIfloDyEYo replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^][v]#32,185