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Topic: I have a funny looking wart-like formation on my cock

Jack !gOStA1p7Pc started this discussion 15 years ago #1,723

it's elongated and right near the edge of the head. I'm not quite sure if it is a wart or just a strange bump, but It's kind of worrying.

psychopath !PSYCHOhc32 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #32,096

Try tearing it off with a pair of plyers.

Jack !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #32,098

@previous (psychopath !PSYCHOhc32)
How about I rape you instead?

Homestar !RUNNERV7vk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #32,100

I think this needs to be stickied.

Jack !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #32,101

I would post a picture, but I don't want a million comments about how pathetic and tiny my dick is (I already know it's comically small, I don't care).

jump !VIfloDyEYo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #32,102

Skin tag maybe? Don't remove it yourself. It won't stop bleeding. See a dr, it's no big deal but they should do a biopsy too.

Jack !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 11 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #32,104

@32,100 (Homestar !RUNNERV7vk)

> I think this needs to be stickied.

That's what she said, giggity.

Jack !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #32,106

@32,102 (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
I don't have health insurance

jump !VIfloDyEYo replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #32,109

@previous (Jack !gOStA1p7Pc)
Go to a clinic, I guess.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #32,190

@OP
Just go to an NHS hos-- oh, wait.

(Edited 11 seconds later.)

AC !tyLmN8C16E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #32,211

Sounds like the standard bumpy section underneath the ridge of the head. I forget the name, but it’s entirely normal.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #32,213

•So called (and looking like) pimples are normal. They are pearly penile papules, small in size (approximately 1-2 mm) and they look just like pimples, but are not pimples. They are actually tinny glands, and you shouldn't pick on them. They occur around the margin of the penis head, and can be seen when foreskin is pulled back. They usually develop in teenage years, but may occur up to the age of 40. They are visible in some men, while in others are less noticeable. Around 10% of men is affected by pearly penile papules.

Jack !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #32,223

@32,211 (AC !tyLmN8C16E)
This one seems awfully big though. It's a huge, oval shaped lump. I got worried because of that unprotected sex with a hippy.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #32,241

@previous (Jack !gOStA1p7Pc)
Having unprotected sex with a hippy who travels the country and continually takes drugs. Sounds like a great idea.

Leonidas !nBpim1wazU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #32,259

@OP

Jack so are you redoing your project, dropping out of class, or otherwise you know not killing yourself after doing a school shooting?

AC !tyLmN8C16E replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #32,260

@32,223 (Jack !gOStA1p7Pc)
Enjoy your STI.

Jack !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #32,660

@32,259 (Leonidas !nBpim1wazU)
I'm not going to shoot up the school, but I am thinking about suicide via charcoal, as it sounds painless.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 55 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #32,711

@32,260 (AC !tyLmN8C16E)
If you want to read more about his dirty, unprotected sex with a homeless stranger, you can read about it here:

http://bunker.minichan.org/topic/402

Anonymous J double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #32,842

*BUMP*

Leonidas !nBpim1wazU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #32,890

@32,711 (J)

So he raped a loli in the lovely woods?

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #32,891

@previous (Leonidas !nBpim1wazU)
No, he had sex with a homeless woman.

Jack !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #32,906

@previous (J)
She was a hippy, and she wasn't *that* nasty.

Leonidas !nBpim1wazU replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #32,924

@previous (Jack !gOStA1p7Pc)

A loli can be homeless. A loli can be raised by hippies and be a hippy herself.

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 26 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #32,959

@32,906 (Jack !gOStA1p7Pc)
Nasty enough to have an STD...

Leonidas !nBpim1wazU replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #32,971

@previous (J)

> Nasty enough to have an STD...

She could have multiple. See a doctor!

Leonidas !nBpim1wazU double-posted this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #32,975

Or at least try reiki!


But seriously, go to a doctor. Also reiki is fake.

(Edited 41 seconds later.)

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 21 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #34,151

OP has AIDS.

Mr.Rogers !tiQBrOS.jo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #34,152

lol

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #34,347

> funny looking wart-like formation

Sounds fucking hilarious, Jack.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #34,579

lol
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