Topic: Falco's penis.
green started this discussion 14 years ago #17,037
After I was Falco,
everyone, including me,
wished I could move on.
But it was harder penis than
anyone thought. Done
with feeling penis, I
sought answers from an
unlikely source: a
convicted rapist.
At night, I thought about
his penis. I thought about
the crimes they’d
committed. I wondered if
they resembled hams or
spindly sticks, if they
looked chapped and
rough or soft and doughy.
As I grappled with my
penis for wanting to
meet a Falco, sleep
escaped me. The only
thought that helped was,
Don’t touch his penis.
everyone, including me,
wished I could move on.
But it was harder penis than
anyone thought. Done
with feeling penis, I
sought answers from an
unlikely source: a
convicted rapist.
At night, I thought about
his penis. I thought about
the crimes they’d
committed. I wondered if
they resembled hams or
spindly sticks, if they
looked chapped and
rough or soft and doughy.
As I grappled with my
penis for wanting to
meet a Falco, sleep
escaped me. The only
thought that helped was,
Don’t touch his penis.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #289,463
Falco + alcohol = Falcohol.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #289,465
Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #289,466
Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 54 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #289,468
wait i got it. here's his hipster penis.Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 19 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #289,469
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 years later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #638,047
@OP
> After I was Falco,
> everyone, including me,
> wished I could move on.
> But it was harder penis than
> anyone thought. Done
> with feeling penis, I
> sought answers from an
> unlikely source: a
> convicted rapist.
> At night, I thought about
> his penis. I thought about
> the crimes they’d
> committed. I wondered if
> they resembled hams or
> spindly sticks, if they
> looked chapped and
> rough or soft and doughy.
> As I grappled with my
> penis for wanting to
> meet a Falco, sleep
> escaped me. The only
> thought that helped was,
> Don’t touch his penis.
> After I was Falco,
> everyone, including me,
> wished I could move on.
> But it was harder penis than
> anyone thought. Done
> with feeling penis, I
> sought answers from an
> unlikely source: a
> convicted rapist.
> At night, I thought about
> his penis. I thought about
> the crimes they’d
> committed. I wondered if
> they resembled hams or
> spindly sticks, if they
> looked chapped and
> rough or soft and doughy.
> As I grappled with my
> penis for wanting to
> meet a Falco, sleep
> escaped me. The only
> thought that helped was,
> Don’t touch his penis.
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 hours later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #638,153
What the fuck?