Topic: You wake up and look out of your window to see tanks rolling down the street.
Rainbow !DASHqGnDdc started this discussion 14 years ago #17,031
The National Bolshevik Party has staged a successful coup and now has total control over your country!
After a short transitionary period where power is devolved to local soviets who follow The Party, you are informed that your new job is to pilot giant battle mechs in space.
How do you react to all this?
After a short transitionary period where power is devolved to local soviets who follow The Party, you are informed that your new job is to pilot giant battle mechs in space.
How do you react to all this?
TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #289,388
@OP
> The National Bolshevik Party has staged a successful coup and now has total control over your country!
Fuck yeah, best thing to ever hit Croatia! :D
> After a short transitionary period where power is devolved to local soviets who follow The Party, you are informed that your new job is to pilot giant battle mechs in space.
At this point I suspect I'm still dreaming, it's just too good.
> How do you react to all this?
I salute to my new leader and go to work with a smile on my face.
> The National Bolshevik Party has staged a successful coup and now has total control over your country!
Fuck yeah, best thing to ever hit Croatia! :D
> After a short transitionary period where power is devolved to local soviets who follow The Party, you are informed that your new job is to pilot giant battle mechs in space.
At this point I suspect I'm still dreaming, it's just too good.
> How do you react to all this?
I salute to my new leader and go to work with a smile on my face.
dw !AIy/L67q.s joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 30 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #289,389
i pilot giant battle mechs in space
Fox !FXYGNx1XR. joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 33 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #289,390
Sounds pretty cool. I could get into that.
voc joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #289,391
Shit gets real.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #289,392
I would immediately put on a Russian accent and refer to everybody as "comrade" in order to integrate into this new society. I would also adopt a traditional soviet name like Cement or Five Year Plan.
As for the piloting mechs in space part I'd goof off and try to play Asteroids IRL.
As for the piloting mechs in space part I'd goof off and try to play Asteroids IRL.
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Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #289,393
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #289,394
Join a resistance movement, defect with my battle mech and my new friend Haroshi who happens to be telepathic (he won't know how to control it till later.) i will then save a young woman named Saeiko who appears to be a fellow rebel soldier, but is actually the princess (it will never be made clear of where.) after being separated from the army the three of us will, through happenstance and remarkable coincidence, defeat the Bolshivik leader in epic battle mech combat (he will cheat and use Space Predator drones) where Haroshi uses his telepatich powers to save his friends.
(i will also fuck the princess like a tube sock, but that bit will neer be aired.)
(i will also fuck the princess like a tube sock, but that bit will neer be aired.)
Rainbow !DASHqGnDdc (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #289,395
squeegee !firstkPE1Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #289,421
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #289,423
Sounds like fun. I'm in.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #289,427
Sounds like time to flee to Montana.
Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 18 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #289,430
@OP
furiously masturbate outside
furiously masturbate outside
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #289,448
green joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #289,450
Pooing my pant.
mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #289,461
Immolate myself.
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #289,472
How can the Soviets, which do not exist anymore, actually control a large country like America?
Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 59 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #289,473
Question if I'm in a bad Fettes Brot video and lol.
Then I take to outerspace.
Then I take to outerspace.
Rainbow !DASHqGnDdc (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #289,487
@289,472 (P)
Do you understand what a soviet is? The use of "Soviets" to refer to the government of the now-defunct USSR is erronous.
Do you understand what a soviet is? The use of "Soviets" to refer to the government of the now-defunct USSR is erronous.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #289,489
@previous (Rainbow !DASHqGnDdc)
Does it loosely refer to groups of workers, sorta like unions?
Does it loosely refer to groups of workers, sorta like unions?
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Rainbow !DASHqGnDdc (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 52 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #289,490
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
It can be compared to a community council. The word itself means something like "agreement" or "meeting".
It can be compared to a community council. The word itself means something like "agreement" or "meeting".
Anonymous P replied with this 14 years ago, 56 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #289,492
Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #289,493
Roll for SAN check.
Rainbow !DASHqGnDdc (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 29 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #289,494
Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #289,495
@289,392 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
> I would immediately put on a Russian accent and refer to everybody as "comrade" in order to integrate into this new society. I would also adopt a traditional soviet name like Cement or Five Year Plan.
>
> As for the piloting mechs in space part I'd goof off and try to play Asteroids IRL.
This. To a T
> I would immediately put on a Russian accent and refer to everybody as "comrade" in order to integrate into this new society. I would also adopt a traditional soviet name like Cement or Five Year Plan.
>
> As for the piloting mechs in space part I'd goof off and try to play Asteroids IRL.
This. To a T