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Topic: How do you like a woman? Questionare.

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #1,703

Body type:

Hair color:

Breasts:

Skin color:

Shaved or Unshaved?:

Extra notes:

sim !.biSsjaMxA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #31,810

Normal, brunette, a good handful is more than enough, idgaf, shaved, or at least trimmed. If I want to floss I will floss with floss not pubes. No extra notes.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,811

Body type: Not obese

Hair color: any

Breasts: Anything from A-D

Skin color: any

Shaved or Unshaved?: Prefer shaved. Don't have a really strong preference though, as long as it's not a jungle.

Extra notes: I'm not picky. Also, personality is way more important than physical appearance (though physical appearance does matter).

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,817

@OP

> Body type:
Petite
> Hair color:
Grey if done right. Silvery. Other than that, anything but blond.
> Breasts:
Flat.
> Skin color:
Preferably pale. Arab/hispanic are nice.
> Shaved or Unshaved?:
Unshaved.

(Edited 6 minutes later.)

Homestar !RUNNERV7vk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,819

Body type: Average - cuddly

Hair color: Blond or Burnette

Breasts: B+

Skin color: Tan

Shaved or Unshaved?: Trimmed

Extra notes: Not a moody bitch.

Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,821

@previous (Homestar !RUNNERV7vk)
Is a penis an optional extra?

Homestar !RUNNERV7vk replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,825

@previous (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)
If it's a girl I'd prefer her not to have a penis. Not into traps.

jump !VIfloDyEYo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,832

Body type: petite

Hair color: prefer red, but not a requirement

Breasts: I like them small and big. As long as they have them.

Skin color: pale white

Shaved or Unshaved?: shaved, except for fire crotch which can be like found in the wild

Extra notes: must be able to pretend to like my company and love me

Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,836

@31,825 (Homestar !RUNNERV7vk)
I'm the same. Last thing you want to find when initiating a reach around.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,839

This is grey hair done right.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,841

Now we need the same but with men, so some of the forever alone folks can discover the 'why' of their situation.
@OP

> Body type:
Anything from slim to chubby
> Hair color:
Red, black or chestnut
> Breasts:
Doesn't matter, as long it they aren't causing her back problems.
(Ex had D somethings and had that issue all the time. :/)
> Skin color:
Black, white with freckles or anything that fits the individual in question.
> Shaved or Unshaved?:
Don't care lol.
> Extra notes:
She should be be smart, but more importantly, she should know how to use her talents.

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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,844

Body type: Doesn't matter as long as she's not fat or anorexic.

Hair color: Preferably anything dark.

Breasts: No preference.

Skin color: White; yellow; tan.

Shaved or Unshaved?: Trimmed.

Extra notes: I find clingy and insecure (see: Fishing for compliments) types annoying as hell.

brie !OudrPWaUDQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,858

Body type: Homosapien.

Hair color: Anything, darker hair preferred though.

Breasts: Yes.

Skin color: ¯\(°_o)/¯

Shaved or Unshaved?: ¯\(°_o)/¯

Extra notes: lol

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,869

Body type:
I like them curvy and sexy. Sexy back is a must.

Hair color:
Black/brown/not too fond of blonde but meh

Breasts:
C - DD

Skin color:
white/arabs/ anything but asians and blacks really.

Shaved or Unshaved?:
UNSHAVED PLS.

Extra notes:
I am completely straight and am speaking hypothetically.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,873

@previous (J)
> implying you're female

Green !pFNWNYROxA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,875

Don't really have a preference.

sim !.biSsjaMxA replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,876

@previous (Green !pFNWNYROxA)
Aww come on lad. You must have some preferences. Any hole will do?

Green !pFNWNYROxA replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,878

@previous (sim !.biSsjaMxA)

Quiet and slim. And at least a 4.

sim !.biSsjaMxA replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,879

@previous (Green !pFNWNYROxA)
Quiet?

Green !pFNWNYROxA replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,883

@previous (sim !.biSsjaMxA)
Yeah. I'm shy and can't make good conversation.

Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,886

@previous (Green !pFNWNYROxA)
Have you ever done a donkey punch?

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #31,889

@31,878 (Green !pFNWNYROxA)
Read that as "at least 4"

Body type:
Petite; Childlike

Hair color:
Chestnut brown or Blond or White or black or whatever.

Breasts:
Not too big, but I prefer if there is a suggestion of them at least.

Skin color:
White or Asian. Black is ok, but not if they're too dark to see.

Shaved or Unshaved?:
Hairless

Extra notes:
While I don't care about hair colour, I really don't like short hair. The longer the better.

Green !pFNWNYROxA replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #31,898

@previous (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
I prefer unshaved, medium breasts and at least 5'.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #32,033

@OP

> Body type: I prefer a girl with a little more meat on her bones, just not so fat she has no curves.
>
> Hair color:Redheads = God tier. Just no blondes. Dated one once and it almost killed me. Literally.
>
> Breasts:I like a full C cup. Though a wise man once said, "A true breast lover loves breasts of all sizes, but the ones he loves most belong to the one he loves."
>
> Skin color: Love is colorblind though I like pink nipples so generally white women.
>
> Shaved or Unshaved?: At least trimmed. I wont go down on a girl with jungle bush.
>
> Extra notes: There are two types of women in the world. Those that love giving head and those that hate it. If you get stuck with a girl that hates it run!

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 40 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #32,063

I like my women like I like my coffee.

ground up and in my freezer

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #32,064

@previous (N)

Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 25 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #32,075

Typically smaller or the same size as me. I prefer dark or red hair colors. Artificial ones are fine. Not too particular about breasts, just so long as they aren't misshapen or puffy/pointy. Any skin color is fine. Ukranians need not apply.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 53 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #32,140

It's kind of creepy to have a checklist for this.

sim !.biSsjaMxA replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #32,145

@32,075 (Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG)
Why bully Ukrainians?

Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #32,164

@32,140 (P)

> It's kind of creepy to have a checklist for this.

That's the way the Wired is; creepy, maladjusted and weird to the bone.

Leonidas !nBpim1wazU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 52 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #32,247

Body type: normal

Hair color: I prefer natural blonde. Then it's a tie between red and black hair, slightly favoring red hair. I do not like brown hair.

Breasts: normal. I do not like too big or too small.

Skin color: White. I prefer pale white though.

Shaved or Unshaved?: Shaved

Leonidas !nBpim1wazU double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #32,251

@32,140 (P)

> It's kind of creepy to have a checklist for this.

You mean because it's so much simpler than the complicated checklists women have for men?

Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #32,283

@32,145 (sim !.biSsjaMxA)

Nothing really, but I seem to attract their crazy ones.

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #32,295

@32,251 (Leonidas !nBpim1wazU)
Not all women have checklists for men. I don't, anyway. Not a physical one.

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #32,299

@32,251 (Leonidas !nBpim1wazU)
> complicated checklists women have for men
lol'd
true that.

Anonymous R replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #32,308

@previous (J)
Only if you're hanging out with shallow bitches.

ugh.

Leonidas !nBpim1wazU replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #32,326

Cosmopolitan

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #32,334

Medium rare
I really wish I had come up with this response first

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #32,351

@32,308 (R)
implying girls with class are shallow bitches.

ugh.
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