Topic: If a vampire who was thousands of years old propositioned you for sex
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 started this discussion 14 years ago #16,980
But she had the body of a nine year old girl, would you accept?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #288,971
Paris Hilton?
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #288,973
Nope
kitteh joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 17 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #288,976
No but I'd have hundreds of questions for her
Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #288,977
dude what
brie !hW6clEMVuQ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 14 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #288,979
@288,976 (kitteh)
> No but I'd have hundreds of questions for her kitteh replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #288,981
@previous (brie !hW6clEMVuQ)
Mornin', brie! :3
brie !hW6clEMVuQ replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #288,982
@previous (kitteh)
is isn't even 2:22?~
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #288,985
@288,977 (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
It was a very urgent question that I needed answering, but facebook didn't seem appropriate. I've resolved the issue now.
Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #288,991
> Vampire
Saged.
Reported.
Hidden.
Called the cops.
Phoned Harry Dresden for help.
Destroyed computer.
Burned house.
Snorted the ashes like cocaine.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #288,995
You mean like Etna from Disgaea?
Probably.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #289,005
@288,979 (brie !hW6clEMVuQ)
> > No but I'd have hundreds of questions for her mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #289,013
Yes, no questions.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #289,016
Oh look, pedos.
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #289,044
@288,991 (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
Have you seen Shiki? Good show.
@288,995 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Yeah, pretty much. The Queen from Interview with works too.
brie !hW6clEMVuQ replied with this 14 years ago, 12 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #289,163
@289,013 (mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos)
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Mordecai !BirdyqYCTU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #289,199
@288,995 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
She's not a vampire...
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