Topic: time for me to share the pictures i have taken
Rainbow !DASHqGnDdc started this discussion 14 years ago #16,962
ash.minitumblr.comI saw that hamfist returned so I decided to try and imitate him by hanging upside down so I look fat and sad.
Rainbow !DASHqGnDdc (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #288,781
I got a Nazi coin. I never wondered what Nazi coinage looked like before but now I know.Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 19 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #288,782
I lol'dRainbow !DASHqGnDdc (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #288,783
Last Thursday, I took up the habit of making a mark on this text document every time my trainer used the word "obviously". Some other terms he uses to fill his sentences with fluff instead of real words are "Like I said", "And do you know", "Ok then" and "At the end of the day". The document got six more marks after this picture was taken 5 hours ago.Rainbow !DASHqGnDdc (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #288,784
I bought some beef jerky the other day, because I have never had any before. The bright colours of the American flag looked out of place in Monochrome Britain, so I decided to try it. It was different to how I thought it would be but pretty tasty all in all. I would buy some again if I had the spare money.Rainbow !DASHqGnDdc (OP) triple-posted this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #288,785
When buying a hot drink at the hot drinks machine I put in a 50p coin to buy the 20p drink. I was pleased when the machine gave me £1 change instead of the 30p change I was supposed to get. One of these is a 2005 mint and the other is a 1997 mint.Rainbow !DASHqGnDdc (OP) quadruple-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #288,786
That's all for now. I will leave you with a screenshot of my current work in progress.Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #288,798
Good attempt, but this thread is still way more interesting than anything hamfist has ever posted. You've got to be way more dull and nonsensical to pull it off. 9/10 though, would read again.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #288,802
Rainbow !DASHqGnDdc (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 27 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #288,806
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
they have a bunch of layers each anyway so I can just reposition them when i need to
@288,798 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
damn
which bit interested you? i need to know so i can not do it next time
they have a bunch of layers each anyway so I can just reposition them when i need to
@288,798 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
damn
which bit interested you? i need to know so i can not do it next time
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #288,807
@previous (Rainbow !DASHqGnDdc)
Pretty much the whole making sense and telling a story about your day part. No matter how boring it may seem to you, if I can read something and my brain can actually manage to follow along, then it's just not hamfist. You have to post shit like your face in a pizza for no reason, so that anyone who tries to figure out if there's actually a point to your posts has their brain turned into scrambled eggs. When your posts only make sense to complete retards, you will have mastered the art of shitposting like hamfist has.
Pretty much the whole making sense and telling a story about your day part. No matter how boring it may seem to you, if I can read something and my brain can actually manage to follow along, then it's just not hamfist. You have to post shit like your face in a pizza for no reason, so that anyone who tries to figure out if there's actually a point to your posts has their brain turned into scrambled eggs. When your posts only make sense to complete retards, you will have mastered the art of shitposting like hamfist has.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 double-posted this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #288,808
@288,806 (Rainbow !DASHqGnDdc)
Oh, also, you need to make your life sound way more depressing. Allude to the fact that you're socially retarded from never having any human contact, and that you rarely bathe or do anything to actually improve hygiene, health, or self-worth. You have to make the reader feel like if he were in your shoes, there's no way he could resist killing himself. Start by messing up your hair a little more, and practice a dull, empty stare in the mirror like you're imitating a neanderthal.
Oh, also, you need to make your life sound way more depressing. Allude to the fact that you're socially retarded from never having any human contact, and that you rarely bathe or do anything to actually improve hygiene, health, or self-worth. You have to make the reader feel like if he were in your shoes, there's no way he could resist killing himself. Start by messing up your hair a little more, and practice a dull, empty stare in the mirror like you're imitating a neanderthal.
Rainbow !DASHqGnDdc (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #288,809
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #288,811
Rainbow !DASHqGnDdc (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #288,812
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #288,813
time for me not to care
Rainbow !DASHqGnDdc (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 21 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #289,062
I have a hat now, forum.Rainbow !DASHqGnDdc (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #289,063
Instead of working today I drew some things. This is a jewish fish.Rainbow !DASHqGnDdc (OP) triple-posted this 14 years ago, 58 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #289,064
I tried drawing Troll Face but I didn't do too well.EverlastingNig !hW6clEMVuQ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #289,065
Rainbow !DASHqGnDdc (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #289,066
This newspaper was lying around with nobody reading it.dw !AIy/L67q.s joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #289,067
Rainbow !DASHqGnDdc (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #289,068
Rainbow !DASHqGnDdc (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #289,069
Meanwhile, this is my graphical work of today.EverlastingNig !hW6clEMVuQ replied with this 14 years ago, 25 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #289,070
Rainbow !DASHqGnDdc (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #289,071
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #289,079
shoe on head
Rainbow !DASHqGnDdc (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 42 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #289,080
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #289,082
@previous (Rainbow !DASHqGnDdc)
What, are you one of those hippies that doesn't believe in shoes?
Just pike some, innit.
What, are you one of those hippies that doesn't believe in shoes?
Just pike some, innit.
Rainbow !DASHqGnDdc (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #289,083
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #289,097
Rainbow !DASHqGnDdc (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #289,520
Did you know that Greggs the Bakers also do soup? I didn't. It's not that bad. I drew a face on the cup.Rainbow !DASHqGnDdc (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 59 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #289,521
After I drank it all I felt a little bad because my new friend would get cold without all that warm soup inside him. So he got to wear the hat and gloves for a while before joining his brothers in the recycling bin.Rainbow !DASHqGnDdc (OP) triple-posted this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #289,524
The job opportunity woman came around today and started talking about a job opportunity with Fujitsu, Me and the guy next to me (who is disappoint in all of you people who post here, by the way) had just been looking at Bear Grylls memes so I knocked this one up in paint when she was blabbering about the specific location to someone (I already knew where). Anyway, she saw us trying not to laugh and got butthurt. I don't think she was amused. Maybe she is on her period.Rainbow !DASHqGnDdc (OP) quadruple-posted this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #289,525
Later on, I was reading the open role notification email which she sent shortly after visiting every room and physically telling us about the open role when I noticed that she had decided to be a fucking dunderhead and probably violate the data protection act by only CCing and not BCCing. So I had the email address of everybody in the entire place, about 150 or so. I decided to have some fun at the expense of the dick head sat in front of me, who was complaining about not receiving any feedback to his email which applied for the Fujitsu role. It was just from my email but he read it on his Blackberry Curve so I thought maybe he would miss my name. It worked for a little while before he noticed.Rainbow !DASHqGnDdc (OP) quintuple-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #289,528
Also here is the "obviously" count as of 3PM today.shlief !hW6clEMVuQ replied with this 14 years ago, 31 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #289,538
my hands are numb...wat?
Rainbow !DASHqGnDdc (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 18 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #289,543
shlief !hW6clEMVuQ replied with this 14 years ago, 5 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #289,609
henn joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 12 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #289,686
Rainbow !DASHqGnDdc (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #289,708
@previous (henn)
It was like an aura. An aura of disappoint. I think it's because I was reading a mountainman post.
It was like an aura. An aura of disappoint. I think it's because I was reading a mountainman post.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #289,716
shlief !hW6clEMVuQ replied with this 14 years ago, 9 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #289,855
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 12 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #290,013
Alright 48283 needs to get his or her head out of her ass and get a life.
kook !nH6RAuX8mo joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 9 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #290,116
does anyone have a link to recent hamfist posts?