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Topic: My suicide is inevitable.

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #1,696

I bid you all a farewell.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #31,701

Suicide, suicide everywhere.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,702

Why?

jump !VIfloDyEYo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,704

Fuck! Wheres stickybuns? He has experience with this!

Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,705

THIS WEEK, ON MINICHAN


ATTENTION WHORES

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,707

@previous (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
Lol'd.

jump !VIfloDyEYo replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,718

@31,705 (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
You new here?

The Editor !nKs3AbhqKc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,719

@31,705 (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
Next week on Minichan:

Drama.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,720

@previous (The Editor !nKs3AbhqKc)
Isn't that every week?

The Editor !nKs3AbhqKc replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,724

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Yes, but it's less notable this week because people are dividing focus between drama and attention whores. Ah, fuck it.

THIS WEEK, ON MINICHAN


DRAMA; GUEST STARRING ATTENTION WHORES

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,726

NEXT SEASON ON MINICHAN: DEPRESSIONMAN -- THE SEQUAL

Anonymous H double-posted this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,728

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
ICARE

Anonymous H triple-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,730

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
du arg

Jag är inte ens arg

Falco !MzQCNUfXbc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,733

Good thread.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,736

@previous (Falco !MzQCNUfXbc)
Only on Minichanâ„¢

Falco !MzQCNUfXbc replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,738

@previous (H)
Collectively, It's like one unique person.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,742

OP IS DYING.

jump !VIfloDyEYo replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,747

@previous (A)
That's what happens when you suicide.

Me, I probably wont make one of these. I'll make a few posts about suicide and such, but I think MC won't be on my mind when I do it.

Just assume I've killed myself if I don't post for a week.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,748

@previous (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
how would you

jump !VIfloDyEYo replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,751

@previous (H)
Dunno. I took of my seat belt and tried to run my car through a guardrail above a 30 ft drop last time (I was going 70). I was very concerned a driver would see me and stop so I pretended to faint and closed my eyes and took my hands off the wheel. My car hit a groove in the grass and it turned thecar enough that it brushed the side. I was thrown into the passenger side, but was uninjured.

No one stopped. L O L. People are so kind! No one even called 911. A cop pulled up a few kinutes later and he asked how long I was out for (I said I passed out) and I said I didn't know and asked if he knew when the call too 911 was and he said he had just come up. There was no call. There was a few people on the road behind me who had to have seen.

psychopath !PSYCHOhc32 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #31,755

LIFE IS SO HARD IN THE SUBURBS

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #31,762

@31,751 (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
> There was a few people on the road behind me who had to have seen.
lol

Anonymous H double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #31,764

@31,755 (psychopath !PSYCHOhc32)
the_life_is_so_sad.exe

psychopath !PSYCHOhc32 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #31,768

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T09iknuzDlw

jump !VIfloDyEYo replied with this 15 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #31,790

@31,755 (psychopath !PSYCHOhc32)
Because it strangles your artistic ejaculations? Whatever you fucking arcade fire faggot.
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