Topic: Great news, fora!!
Depressionchina !!OSMfyYTCs started this discussion 14 years ago #16,850
I was invited to dinner tonight (some Korean food) with my colleagues. One of them is a new, female teacher, and she is a western girl. I shall woo her, fora! I shall be getting some! I love you!
> inb4 obese hag
> inb4 obese hag
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 56 seconds later[^] [v] #287,604
Will you be doing the cooking? That would be the best way to woo her!
Depressionchina !!OSMfyYTCs (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #287,606
@previous (B)
Not tonight. We are going to a restaurant. But, I shall indeed host many dinner partae!! I shall woo all of my female colleagues, and they shall swoon over me! I bet they have never before met a handsome, Southern, French, gentleman Bachelor-About-Townâ„¢ Renaissance man!!
Not tonight. We are going to a restaurant. But, I shall indeed host many dinner partae!! I shall woo all of my female colleagues, and they shall swoon over me! I bet they have never before met a handsome, Southern, French, gentleman Bachelor-About-Townâ„¢ Renaissance man!!
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #287,608
@previous (Depressionchina !!OSMfyYTCs)
Just make sure she drinks more than you do unless that's your thing LOL.
Just make sure she drinks more than you do unless that's your thing LOL.
Depressionchina !!OSMfyYTCs (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #287,610
@previous (B)
lol wait, what is my thing? I shall make sure to keep refilling her drink. After all, it is the polite Chinese thing to do! She shall have Maotai goggles!!
lol wait, what is my thing? I shall make sure to keep refilling her drink. After all, it is the polite Chinese thing to do! She shall have Maotai goggles!!
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #287,611
@previous (Depressionchina !!OSMfyYTCs)
Whatever you like it to be lol. If she is western you should woo her with your multiculturalism ;)
Whatever you like it to be lol. If she is western you should woo her with your multiculturalism ;)
Depressionchina !!OSMfyYTCs (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #287,612
@previous (B)
I shall. I shall use the following wooing elements:
1. Genius.
2. Movie-star looks.
3. Well-dressed (I have a bunch of expensive new clothes).
4. Multilingual.
5. Multicultural.
6. Southern drawl, which I will affect for show.
7. Swarthy French mystique.
8. Knowledge of cuisine and beverages.
9. Great sense of humor.
10. Appear to be wealthy, although I am not.
11. Confidence bordering on alpha arrogance.
12. Ability to charm the table with my delightful conversation and wit.
13. James-Bond-like mannerisms.
14. Poots.
I shall. I shall use the following wooing elements:
1. Genius.
2. Movie-star looks.
3. Well-dressed (I have a bunch of expensive new clothes).
4. Multilingual.
5. Multicultural.
6. Southern drawl, which I will affect for show.
7. Swarthy French mystique.
8. Knowledge of cuisine and beverages.
9. Great sense of humor.
10. Appear to be wealthy, although I am not.
11. Confidence bordering on alpha arrogance.
12. Ability to charm the table with my delightful conversation and wit.
13. James-Bond-like mannerisms.
14. Poots.
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #287,616
You shant forget your brilliant cunning in addition to your genius, sir.
Depressionchina !!OSMfyYTCs (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 44 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #287,617
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 57 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #287,620
Anonymous B double-posted this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #287,622
Have you tried a fine Chinese cigar yet?
Depressionchina !!OSMfyYTCs (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #287,627
@previous (B)
I have not, only because I have yet to find a cigar merchant. They have tobacco shops, but they mostly sell loose tobacco.
I have not, only because I have yet to find a cigar merchant. They have tobacco shops, but they mostly sell loose tobacco.
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #287,628
Depressionchina !!OSMfyYTCs (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #287,629
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 39 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #287,630
Depressionchina !!OSMfyYTCs (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #287,631
@previous (B)
Oh yeah, ok I remember those. Actually, from what I have seen, they sell actual tobacco leaves in packages.
Oh yeah, ok I remember those. Actually, from what I have seen, they sell actual tobacco leaves in packages.
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 57 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #287,632
@previous (Depressionchina !!OSMfyYTCs)
Rolling tobacco, hm? Maybe you could make rolling a new hobby of yours!
Rolling tobacco, hm? Maybe you could make rolling a new hobby of yours!
Depressionchina !!OSMfyYTCs (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #287,633
@previous (B)
lol maybe! I also saw some pipes for sale...I might get back into those. Do you like beedis?
lol maybe! I also saw some pipes for sale...I might get back into those. Do you like beedis?
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #287,634
@previous (Depressionchina !!OSMfyYTCs)
Not really, I only like tobacco without filters in a joint. Seems too harsh for me.
Not really, I only like tobacco without filters in a joint. Seems too harsh for me.
Depressionchina !!OSMfyYTCs (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 33 seconds later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #287,635
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 16 seconds later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #287,636
@287,633 (Depressionchina !!OSMfyYTCs)
However it would be pretty fancy of you to start smoking a pipe! I think all professors should try it at least once or twice. Same with growing a beard!
However it would be pretty fancy of you to start smoking a pipe! I think all professors should try it at least once or twice. Same with growing a beard!
Anonymous B double-posted this 14 years ago, 18 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #287,637
Depressionchina !!OSMfyYTCs (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #287,638
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #287,639
@previous (Depressionchina !!OSMfyYTCs)
You asked if I liked beedis... which are inhaled like cigarettes. Cigars and pipes are not. That's all that I meant. By show I mean you look much fancier with a fine pipe!
You asked if I liked beedis... which are inhaled like cigarettes. Cigars and pipes are not. That's all that I meant. By show I mean you look much fancier with a fine pipe!
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Depressionchina !!OSMfyYTCs (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #287,640
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #287,641
Depressionchina !!OSMfyYTCs (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #287,642
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Depressionchina !!OSMfyYTCs (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 40 seconds later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #287,644
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #287,645
@previous (Depressionchina !!OSMfyYTCs)
I don't think he ever looked that good. I know it would look good on you. What if you waltzed into your classroom smoking this pipe as you taught your pupils? They would be in utter awe of your mystique! I know I would want to get to know a professor like that. It shows that they have class and an aura about them.
I don't think he ever looked that good. I know it would look good on you. What if you waltzed into your classroom smoking this pipe as you taught your pupils? They would be in utter awe of your mystique! I know I would want to get to know a professor like that. It shows that they have class and an aura about them.
Depressionchina !!OSMfyYTCs (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #287,646
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TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,655
> china
> hits up on western girl
Not doing it wrong at all.
> hits up on western girl
Not doing it wrong at all.
Depressionchina !!OSMfyYTCs (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 5 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,709
@previous (TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k)
Shut up moron. I hit up on any girl no matter of race. Also, she was beautiful.
> be in China
> totally ignore hot western girl
> claim not to be Autistic
Shut up moron. I hit up on any girl no matter of race. Also, she was beautiful.
> be in China
> totally ignore hot western girl
> claim not to be Autistic
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,712
@previous (Depressionchina !!OSMfyYTCs)
It's half past Midnight where you are. Stop fretting over what people say here and get some sleep.
It's half past Midnight where you are. Stop fretting over what people say here and get some sleep.
Depressionchina !!OSMfyYTCs (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 57 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,713
@previous (D)
I just got in from a wild night on the town with a beautiful girl. You think I can sleep??
I just got in from a wild night on the town with a beautiful girl. You think I can sleep??
Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 51 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,714
Depressionchina !!OSMfyYTCs (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 38 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,715
Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,716
@previous (Depressionchina !!OSMfyYTCs)
I don't know your life story. Was I supposed to read up on it before I started posting here?
I don't know your life story. Was I supposed to read up on it before I started posting here?
Depressionchina !!OSMfyYTCs (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 42 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,718
Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,720
@previous (Depressionchina !!OSMfyYTCs)
Perhaps you could elaborate for the people here who aren't sycophants.
Perhaps you could elaborate for the people here who aren't sycophants.
Depressionchina !!OSMfyYTCs (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 58 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,721
@previous (D)
I am basically the founder of all TinyBBS fora. I am the Dear Leader, the one who makes these fora operate. All roads lead to me.
I am basically the founder of all TinyBBS fora. I am the Dear Leader, the one who makes these fora operate. All roads lead to me.
Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,725
@previous (Depressionchina !!OSMfyYTCs)
You aren't the only person who's traveled across the Pacific to take a teaching job. I was going to be nice and offer some advice, but if you're going to be this rude, you can forget it.
You aren't the only person who's traveled across the Pacific to take a teaching job. I was going to be nice and offer some advice, but if you're going to be this rude, you can forget it.
Anorak !HFvB2cixM. joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,728
Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,730
@previous (Anorak !HFvB2cixM.)
He got all riled up over me knowing what time it was in Shanghai. I know it's always one hour behind Japan, and Japan is either 13 or 14 hours ahead of New York.
Did you know that China only has one timezone?
He got all riled up over me knowing what time it was in Shanghai. I know it's always one hour behind Japan, and Japan is either 13 or 14 hours ahead of New York.
Did you know that China only has one timezone?
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 12 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,739
@287,612 (Depressionchina !!OSMfyYTCs)
> 3. Well-dressed (I have a bunch of expensive new clothes).
where did you get the money for new clothes?
> 3. Well-dressed (I have a bunch of expensive new clothes).
where did you get the money for new clothes?
Anorak !HFvB2cixM. replied with this 14 years ago, 20 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,754
squeegee !firstkPE1Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,755
464.30
Anorak !HFvB2cixM. replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,756
Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 14 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,757
@287,754 (Anorak !HFvB2cixM.)
Yeah, it's weird. China only has one time zone, and it's Shanghai Time, so people living far to the west don't see the sun rise until late in the morning.
Yeah, it's weird. China only has one time zone, and it's Shanghai Time, so people living far to the west don't see the sun rise until late in the morning.