Topic: FAO: DM

henn started this discussion 14 years ago #16,822

Have you fucked any chinese hookers yet?

Depressionchina !iYiU6PBDWI joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #287,290

A true bachelor-about-town does not need to pay for sex.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 39 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #287,291

@previous (Depressionchina !iYiU6PBDWI)
But women hate sex, so how else will you get it?

Depressionchina !iYiU6PBDWI replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #287,292

@previous (C)

Women hate men, generally. They are cruel beings, but they can be seduced with an entire bottle of fine, imported, Frenchâ„¢ wine.

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 31 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #287,293

@previous (Depressionchina !iYiU6PBDWI)
Will Chinese wine work instead? It's all I have.

Depressionchina !iYiU6PBDWI replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #287,294

@previous (C)

Not unless she is a Chinaeâ„¢.

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 43 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #287,301

Inb4 accidentaly a thai ladyboy

Anorak !HFvB2cixM. joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #287,302

@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
Oh god, that'd be hilarious. :3

Depressionchina !iYiU6PBDWI joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,379

That is an imposter. Mods can confirm that I am the real DM.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,381

@previous (Depressionchina !iYiU6PBDWI)
lol so it begins

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,436

@previous (G)
Is this what DM's schtick is?

Edit:
Literally, I've blindly agreed with hating with DM I don't know anything about him besides the phrase."Forae" and "scat" or whatever

Edit(pre post) I'm fucked :(
Lol

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

Anorak !HFvB2cixM. replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,437

@previous (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
Everything you've seen Matt post is shtick, pretty much. "fora", the trademark symbol, the weird pluralizatiae, shitposts in general are Matt's territory~

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,439

@previous (Anorak !HFvB2cixM.)
> ~

Also an example of schtick or whatever

Anorak !HFvB2cixM. replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,441

@previous (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
...yeah, I guess. It's not Matt-shtick though.

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 14 years ago, 13 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,448

@previous (Anorak !HFvB2cixM.)

> ...yeah, I guess. It's not Matt-shtick though.

:D I only really dislike "DM schtick!" But I am attempting a philosophical post at present and am presenting the question;
Is the only reason I hate DM because I want to fit In with MC?

God I'm fucked. I love it :D

Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 36 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,449

@previous (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
herd mentality

Anorak !HFvB2cixM. replied with this 14 years ago, 10 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,451

@287,448 (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
He's pretty easy to hate, so probably not.

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,455

@287,449 (G)
That's what I'm afraid of. I want to be individual. But that comes off as 'hipster' adays :/

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 double-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,456

@287,451 (Anorak !HFvB2cixM.)
I'm high :D I don't understand anything right now and its amazing :D

Anorak !HFvB2cixM. replied with this 14 years ago, 35 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,458

@previous (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
AW yeah :3

Dude, don't be afraid to be a hipster. Most of the posters here are. :3

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,464

@previous (Anorak !HFvB2cixM.)
But I'm not a 'hipster' though :/ God every thing I can think of is Hipster right now
no one understands
You don't know what i mean,

I don't know how to speak so you can understand me

Lol

(PS psycho analyse me also)

Anorak !HFvB2cixM. replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,466

@previous (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
You work at a coffee shop.
Seriously, the best posters here would be called hipsters.

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,481

@previous (Anorak !HFvB2cixM.)
I don't really have that job anymore
I am hosting the open Mic Night next Saturday (I don't know when) 7pm Local signups welcome

Anorak !HFvB2cixM. replied with this 14 years ago, 53 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,484

@previous (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
Damn.
Find hobos, make them sing for money.

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,491

@previous (Anorak !HFvB2cixM.)

> Damn.
> Find hobos, make them sing for money.

does trading cigarettes and awesome conversation count

Anorak !HFvB2cixM. replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,492

@previous (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
yes

now go get all the hobos~

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,542

@previous (Anorak !HFvB2cixM.)
as high as i am, I must ask.

Are you High?!

Anorak !HFvB2cixM. replied with this 14 years ago, 7 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,672

@previous (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)

nah

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 14 years ago, 21 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,677

@previous (Anorak !HFvB2cixM.)
I have no way to collect all the hobos

Anorak !HFvB2cixM. replied with this 14 years ago, 52 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,678

@previous (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
go out and give them a cigarette or something and talk to them then bring them inside and make them sing :D

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,679

@previous (Anorak !HFvB2cixM.)
you're saying this like there's a plethora of homeless people just milling about in front of my house.

And this just isn't true

Anorak !HFvB2cixM. replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,680

@previous (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
Make people homeless then. Burn their houses down~

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,681

@previous (Anorak !HFvB2cixM.)
this requires effort. I'm hung over (or atleast I'll act like it) and I'm not gonna do shit today

Anorak !HFvB2cixM. replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,682

@previous (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
awesome~

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 14 years ago, 49 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,683

@previous (Anorak !HFvB2cixM.)

I guess

Anorak !HFvB2cixM. replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,684

@previous (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
brace for boredom~

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,685

@previous (Anorak !HFvB2cixM.)
its already here. I'm playing solitaire on my phone right now.

Anorak !HFvB2cixM. replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,686

@previous (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
oh damn that's pretty bored

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,688

@previous (Anorak !HFvB2cixM.)
it is and I smell bad :/
I'm literally using my phone's microphone thing. Because it's cooler than typing

Edit: Whoops lol

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anorak !HFvB2cixM. replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,689

@previous (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
I want to be able to speak and it types for me ;-; linuxlol

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,690

@previous (Anorak !HFvB2cixM.)
This is how my boss communicates with everyone during the day, actually just had to do 1 of the things that he does all the time, delete 2 words and repeat myself, but his voice recognition thing hates him

Anorak !HFvB2cixM. replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,691

@previous (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
nice. So you can hear him and you get the e-mails or text messages or w/e~?

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,692

@previous (Anorak !HFvB2cixM.)
I guess I mean he doesn't talk about interesting shit, It's all just like texts to his girlfriend shit like that. Now my posts are bigger because I don't have to type them myself. I love being lazy

Anorak !HFvB2cixM. replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,693

@previous (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
huh, okay. Being lazy ftw~

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,694

@previous (Anorak !HFvB2cixM.)

but now I'm too bored to come back to the board for 1 post

Anorak !HFvB2cixM. replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,695

@previous (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
go do deadpool things :3

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 14 years ago, 57 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,696

@previous (Anorak !HFvB2cixM.)
I'm going to do solitaire cigarette and shower things

Anorak !HFvB2cixM. replied with this 14 years ago, 38 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,697

@previous (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
eh close enough

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,698

@previous (Anorak !HFvB2cixM.)
oh, new glasses

Anorak !HFvB2cixM. replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,699

@previous (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
upvote

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 14 years ago, 53 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,700

@previous (Anorak !HFvB2cixM.)
it was 36F outside

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,701

@287,698 (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
@previous (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
You look a little like Ed Byrne, lol.

Also why are you spoilering everything

Feels like Bitsytalk

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,702

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Who's that?

monkey see monkey do :/

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 54 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,703

@previous (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
An Irish comedian. Damn funny one too.

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,704

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Its gotta be the glasses and hair, our facial structures aren't that similar

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,705

@previous (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
Yep, that was it. Hence why I said "a little".

While you're here, I got the Deadpool where he fights the Hulk. It was really good!

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,706

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Ooh, which one, when his regeneration is starting to crap out and he needs the hulk's blood?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,707

@previous (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
Both, actually that, one was included at the end.

It was mainly the new one, "Operation Anihilation" I think, where he wants to die so he tries to get the Hulk to smash him so he can't regenerate.

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,708

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Oh yes! That's a great new one! Its amazing the damage he can take. Its sad he wants to die though

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 11 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,711

@previous (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
I wonder what it'd take to kill him? If he survived his head being smashed then I can't see anything else that'd do it.

Also, are the Deadpool Corps any good? I'm kinda iffy about buying one of them.

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,722

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
The DPC are pretty good, I'd recommend them. I'd at least find the prequels online though, so you know the backgrounds of the characters.

there was a time that he died, and they made agent x. Everyone was convinced that Alex Hayden was DeadPool, and then Deadpool showed up at the end of the series he showed up and it was interesting

But DeadPool's died a few times in the story line, but he always regenerates eventually.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,726

@previous (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
I like that about him. Most other comic book heroes can die, so it starts to feel a little ridiculous when they cheat death so many times. But Deadpool's actual power is being very hard, if not impossible, to kill.

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,729

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
And they don't have to take like 4 issues to explain why he can do it each time. My favorite death sequence was in the 'draculas' issue

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,735

@previous (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
lol, how'd he die that time?

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,736

This topic turned awful

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 14 years ago, 41 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,737

@287,735 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I'll do some screenshots, bbiab

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 double-posted this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,740

@287,735 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
He got stabbed in the heart

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 triple-posted this 14 years ago, 51 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,741

@previous (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
Can't be arsed to rotate these pics

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 13 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,743

@287,740 (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
lol'd

I like how he has a teddy bear with him.

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 14 years ago, 44 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,745

@287,741 (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
I clicked on her cleavage to focus the pic

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 double-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,746

@287,743 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Lol yeah, one of the bad draculas had him drop ALL of his weapons lol

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 triple-posted this 14 years ago, 44 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #287,747

@287,736 (C)