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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 45 seconds later[^][v]#287,037
And what's up with the razor slot? Are people actually shaving in there?!
80s Comedian !jFm8S2qz66 (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 31 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^][v]#287,039
@previous (B)
Tell me about it! And if the pilot is a man, he won't radio in for directions!
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^][v]#287,041
@previous (80s Comedian !jFm8S2qz66)
Do I return the stewardesses back to their upright positions when we land? LMAO!
80s Comedian !jFm8S2qz66 (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 53 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^][v]#287,042
@previous (B)
Don't even get me started! And what's with the reclining seats, anyway? You push it back, and you're staring right up into the face of the person behind you! Don't even get me started!
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^][v]#287,043
@previous (80s Comedian !jFm8S2qz66)
And what about those tiny bottles of alcohol?! Are we living in Wonderland?!
80s Comedian !jFm8S2qz66 (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^][v]#287,046
@previous (B)
Don't get me started! And does the captain really have to announce that we are experiencing turbulence? Can't we feel it already? Don't even get me started!
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^][v]#287,048
@previous (80s Comedian !jFm8S2qz66)
Lol! How about those kids? I specifically asked not to be seated next to a baby! If I wanted some whine I'd take my wife out to dinner!
80s Comedian !jFm8S2qz66 (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^][v]#287,051
@previous (B)
Tell me about it! And what's with the stewardess giving you a choice of meals? We know they both taste terrible!
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^][v]#287,055
@previous (80s Comedian !jFm8S2qz66)
Chicken? Vegetable? I'm pretty sure they all come from the same place!
80s Comedian !jFm8S2qz66 (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 45 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^][v]#287,057
@previous (B)
Only on airplanes, is chicken a vegetable!
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^][v]#287,061
@previous (80s Comedian !jFm8S2qz66)
Lol, you aren't kidding! And a razor is a deadly weapon! I bet that chicken bone would be considered an act of terrorism!
80s Comedian !jFm8S2qz66 (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^][v]#287,068
@previous (B)
Ha! You can't take over 3.7 ounces of liquid on a plane these days. Maybe that's why the drinks they serve you are so tiny!