Rainbow !DASHqGnDdc started this discussion 14 years ago#16,745
Day 01: 18 hours with no fapping. Already I begin to become restless. I find myself thinking of nothing but fapping, and can feel my blueballs beating bongo drums as I move about. Bong. Bong. Bong. Truly, I will either get laid or die this month.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later[^][v]#286,351
Day 02: Woken early by the natives. A sort of "gold" was bestowed upon me; bestower unknown. Allowed to keep "gold". This present allows me into some sort of inner "lounge," perhaps a sanÑtuary or a plaÑe of worship. Food still low.
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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#286,363
Day 03: These may be the last words I ever write in this diary. I slept till just before the dawn, and when I woke threw myself on my knees, for I determined that if Death came he should find me ready.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 33 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#286,370
Day 04: My guts spilled, as I puked the poisonous berries up. I felt my stamina rising, as the toxins left my system. I might be able to survive out here.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#286,377
Day 05: I don't care what anyone else says, Family Guy is still hilarious.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#286,380
Day 08: Monty is starting to loose his mind. Babbling incoherently and aimlessly wandering off path in our trek for food. This is the worst case of jungle fever I've ever seen. His health is rapidly declining. I haven't eaten meat in days and he's only getting worse. I may have to resort to the unthinkable.
Rainbow !DASHqGnDdc (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#286,381
Day 17: We cannot get out. We cannot get out. They have taken the bridge and Second Hall. Frár and Lóni and Náli fell there bravely whil the rest retreated to Mazarbul. We still hold the chamber but hope is fading now. Óin's party went five days ago but today only four returned. The pool is up to the wall at West-gate. The Watcher in the Water took Óin...we cannot get out. The end comes soon. We hear drums, drums in the deep. They are coming...
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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 33 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#286,386
Day 21: Captain Oates, very weary and with a bad case of the trots, said: "I'm just going out for a shit. I may be some time." Figuring it was a euphemism for his heroic decision to sacrifice himself, we upped camp and left.
Day 21, half an hour later: Think I may be losing my mind, because I keep hearing the distant sound of Oates' voice calling "You twats, where the fuck have you gone?"
green !6PPj7P5Iag joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 10 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#286,447
Day 35: The aliens have seized control of every major city. On every street, aliens are patrolling.
Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#286,450
Day 41: I could not take it anymore, their mockery, their laughs. The alien overlords had to go, so I grabbed one. I stabbed his slimy skin, and I kept stabbing until it stopped moving. I felt... alive.
Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 27 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#286,455
Day 42: The aliens have announced mandatory anal probing for everyone. I couldn't be happier!
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#286,462
best throd evar
dw !AIy/L67q.s joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#286,554
i want to make a crysis reference but i cant think of anything
Ishikawa !Et8Dragonk joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#286,586
If you had sex, does that count as failing?
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#286,589
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#286,590
@286,586 (Ishikawa !Et8Dragonk)
No one on minichan is currently having sex, has ever had sex, or ever will have sex, so I don't think we even need to consider that possibility.
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#286,592
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
As someone who is currently having sex, has had sex, and will have sex, I can confirm this statement is false.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#286,593
@previous (B)
Lying on the internet will not alter reality. I'm sorry. Either you are lying about being on minichan or you are lying about having sex. Since you are posting on minichan, we can eliminate that possibility, so it seems like you are, in fact, a virgin.
Quod erat demonstrandum
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Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#286,595
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
You have, however, failed to consider the possibility I am in a superpositition of all possible states; both posting on Minichan and currently having sex. In accordance with Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle, attempting to precisely measure the state of a Minichan poster forces said poster to "collapse" into one possible state. Therefore, we can deduce it is entirely possible for a Minichan poster to be both:
1) on Minichan and,
2) currently having sex.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#286,597
@previous (B)
that sounds like science. I'm an honest god-fearing american who don't need no science ill tell you what boy you start usin big words and ill fuck you up nine ways from sunday amen praise jesus.
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#286,602
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
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~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong black woman ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don’t need no man ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#286,605
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#286,618
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Reported. I'm sure the administration will love to know a member of their moderator team is a disgusting racist.
replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#286,619
@previous (B)
I agree. Fake Anon's constant racism has gone unchecked for too long.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#286,620
@286,618 (B)
Nowhere in my post did I ever use racist terminology. The word "nogger" is an inside joke and a term of endearment. Frankly, I find your conduct absolutely niggardly.
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henn replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#286,622
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
As a black member of this community, I'm greatly offended by your racism.
I request mods unmod you.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#286,624
@previous (henn)
I am not racist. I am actually half-black, or I would be if one of my parents were black.
Anorak !HFvB2cixM. joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#286,625
This thread is amazing.
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#286,627
@286,620 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
We'll let the administration decide that.
Your blatant, unrelenting racism has crossed a line this time. I hope you're swiftly stripped of your mod powers.
Anonymous B double-posted this 14 years ago, 40 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#286,629
@286,624 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
What a coincidence! I, too, would also be half black if one of my parents were black.
Site Admin replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#286,630
@286,620 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
We warned you about this, but you didn't listen. Your mod powers have been revoked.
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Site Admin !Mjk4PcAe16 replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#286,632
@previous (Site Admin)
I support this. Fake Anon, we are disappointed in you.
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#286,635
"...So, after considering everything very thoroughly, I must finally conclude that the proposition, 'Anonymous B is a faggot', is necessarily true whenever it is put forward by me or conceived in my mind."
-Your mother
@286,629 (B)
We are like twins who were born in different mothers at different times in different countries who have little to no genetic similarities.
@286,630 (Site Admin)
Stop impersonating an administrator.
@previous (Site Admin !Mjk4PcAe16)
Stop impersonating an administrator impersonator.
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henn replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#286,637
I just got out of a bad relationship and I really take your racism personally. I don't like you having any kind of power over me. It's not fair. My ancestors went through this, I shouldn't have to. I'm leaving the site forever unless the mods unmod you.
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#286,638
@previous (henn)
My ancestors were slaves to your ancestors in Egypt, so I would appreciate it if you stopped this cycle of forcing Jews into slavery.
Thanks for your concern.
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#286,639
@286,635 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU) > We are like twins who were born in different mothers at different times in different countries who have little to no genetic similarities.
Indeed. It's a small world. > Stop impersonating an administrator impersonator.
Would you, by chance, happen to have any evidence to back up this preposterous and, quite frankly, ludicrous claim?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#286,643
@previous (B)
Yes, actually I have an extensive compilation of evidence located right here.
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#286,657
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
After a brief review of the aforementioned website I can confirm it contains absolutely zero legal evidence of relevance.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#286,660
@previous (B)
You have to dig deeper. The truth is out there waiting to set you free. All you need to do is --not be a faggot-- look for it, or some other dumb shit people say when they don't have any meaningful advice.