Topic: ask squeegee anything: thread of the year edition

squeegee !firstkPE1Q started this discussion 14 years ago #16,723

First joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #286,099

First?

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squeegee !firstkPE1Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 24 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #286,100

@previous (First)
in the form of a question please?

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 second later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #286,101

first second

Anorak !HFvB2cixM. joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #286,102

Have you played on Minichan's server recently?

squeegee !firstkPE1Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 43 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #286,103

@previous (Anorak !HFvB2cixM.)
i flew around earlier and got lost over a giant ocean

Anorak !HFvB2cixM. replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #286,104

@previous (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
Tekamine rebuilt spawn and finished Ash's pyramid. It's pretty fucking awesome now :D

squeegee !firstkPE1Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #286,105

@previous (Anorak !HFvB2cixM.)
i'm lost :c

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #286,106

@previous (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
Please answer my question.

Anorak !HFvB2cixM. replied with this 14 years ago, 6 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #286,107

@286,105 (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
sign in I will unlost you

squeegee !firstkPE1Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #286,109

@286,106 (B)
no, you were second.

astromermaid joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 39 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #286,110

squeegee

squeegee !firstkPE1Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 48 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #286,113

@previous (astromermaid)
that's the best pic you've posted ever

astromermaid replied with this 14 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #286,114

@previous (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #286,120

why did you go to doctor roberts forum

it wasnt very good

@286,110 (astromermaid)
your gay

Rainbow !DASHqGnDdc joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #286,124

Did he repair the insides as well? I should go see what he did with it. @286,104 (Anorak !HFvB2cixM.)

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 23 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #286,125

What is your first name? What is your occupation? What is your age?

squeegee !firstkPE1Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 28 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #286,129

@286,120 (F)
i found it by accident, and there were legitimately crazy people there.
@previous (H)
h

Anonymous H replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #286,130

@previous (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
Why?

vocalon replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #286,132

Coke or Pepsi?

squeegee !firstkPE1Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #286,133

@286,130 (H)

squeegee !firstkPE1Q (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #286,134

@286,132 (vocalon)

Anonymous H replied with this 14 years ago, 19 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #286,137

@286,133 (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
I'd like to know you

squeegee !firstkPE1Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #286,138

@previous (H)
i'd like to know you too, anonymous H

Anonymous H replied with this 14 years ago, 50 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #286,139

@previous (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
Then would you start off our relationship of knowing each other?

squeegee !firstkPE1Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 48 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #286,140

@previous (H)
how good looking are you?

squeegee !firstkPE1Q (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #286,141

if you could put your looks in terms of dollars for sex with you, it'd help my understanding.

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #286,158

it's okay, i was only sleeping

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #286,162

@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
Thank Allah! I was worried sick!

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #286,164

@previous (F)
> Thank Allah!

'mornin' becky

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #286,165

@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
Am I really that easy to detect? :-(

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 14 years ago, 12 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #286,168

@previous (F)
Nah, you an' me, we got a thing

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc double-posted this 14 years ago, 16 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #286,169

@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
And me and leo vegas got a thing, but it involves poppers and mutual autoerotic asphyxiation.
fats was there too (he likes to watch)

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc triple-posted this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #286,184

Bumping for epicness

henn joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 23 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #286,187

@OP
What's it like to make love to a beautiful woman?

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 14 years ago, 34 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #286,190

@previous (henn)
It's just like making love to an ugly woman, but you can introduce her to your friends

henn replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #286,210

@OP
What's the answer to the unltimate question of life, the universe, and everything?

squeegee !firstkPE1Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #286,227

@previous (henn)
...calculating...

squeegee !firstkPE1Q (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #286,229

i can handle multiple questions. you don't all have to wait your turn.

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #286,230

@previous (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
What, do you believe, is the question of the century?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 43 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #286,231

@286,229 (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
We wouldn't want to interfere with your calculation of the answer to henn's question.

squeegee !firstkPE1Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #286,232

@286,230 (B)
why do the tops of milk jugs always stink a little bit and make the milk seem questionable when it's really not? (this may be a regional question, i hear that in some places they have milk in bags like barbarians.)
@previous (K)
no it's fine, i've almost got it

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Dead !Pool7hVoC2 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #286,236

Should I get my gallbladder removed, or just try to milk the condition for more lortabs?

squeegee !firstkPE1Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 47 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #286,237

@previous (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
i... think you know the answer to that question

squeegee !firstkPE1Q (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #286,240

the fuck time is it in Britland? shouldn't you people be waking up to whistling kettles right about now?
ask me things!

Oh, but don't expect me to know anything about theater or spats

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squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 14 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #286,303

My dick looks huge today!

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #286,305

@286,240 (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
It was 5 in the morning over here when you posted that. I doubt any of us were up using kettles then.

green !6PPj7P5Iag joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #286,313

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

Speak for yourself.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #286,316

@previous (green !6PPj7P5Iag)
No.

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #286,355

@286,305 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
See, i wouldn't know anything about that.
I don't really use umbrellas either, do all of them have swords in them?

squeegee !firstkPE1Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 9 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #286,432

> mfw 9 hours and no questions
it's like you think i'm not doing you a favor

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 14 years ago, 15 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #286,527

Who knew forcing an epic thread would be so much work

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #286,528

do u liek teh vidya gaems

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 months later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #341,805

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
this was never answered

KILLER LETTUCE !!3jY73nijp replied with this 14 years ago, 20 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #341,806

@previous (N)
QUALITY BUMP

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #341,807

@286,303 (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)

> My dick looks huge today!

4 full inches congratulations.

squeegee !firstkPE1Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 46 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #341,808

@341,805 (N)
i said no i don't liek teh vidya gaems, and kiwer wettuce kiwed hiself befowe i could say i love teh vidya gaems!@
@previous (O)
well technically you're supposed to measure from the base of the top of the penis to the tip, and also the circumference.
not straight across from side to side.

squeegee !firstkPE1Q (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #341,814

good god people. not that i believe in him, but this is a thread of the year!
ask me questions you bastards!
i've been trying for 6 months to be mod so i could bump this thread into epicness, and now that it's miraculously unlocked it's 6 rows down on the bump page!
ask me anything!

edit: don't make me learn how to use this spambot i don't understand how to do!

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Anonymous O replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #341,816

@previous (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
Mod? Not going to happen.

squeegee !firstkPE1Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #341,817

@previous (O)
ha, my vote cancels out your vote. Also quit answering your own questions! you're supposed to be asking me things, you bastard. stop talking to yourself!

Harley !bl2QuinnOY joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #341,823

@previous (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
Do you like hugs?

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #341,824

@OP

If you get mods, will you make me a mod?

squeegee !firstkPE1Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 30 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #341,825

@341,823 (Harley !bl2QuinnOY)
well, i do love titties, so yeah. hugs are pretty cool.
@previous (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
i will probably do all sorts of irresponsible and reckless things

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #341,826

@previous (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
:D I CAN'T WAIT

squeegeebot9K !firstkPE1Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 17 hours later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #341,969

first

Handel !tYHPZ2dvu6 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #341,997

Would you have sex with man?

squeegee !firstkPE1Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 16 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #341,998

@previous (Handel !tYHPZ2dvu6)
who's paying for it? not me, i'm assuming.

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 47 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #341,999

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 29 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #342,000

Okay here's a question:

John can run his bots to send out 200,000 unsolicited emails for work-from-home schemes, Nigerian bank scams, or male enhancement products each day. The number of people who follow the links from male enhancement spam is close to 3.2% on average and pays $0.02 per click. The response rate on Nigerian fund-transfer scams is close to 9% initially, with only 0.08% of people turning over all their account information for an average profit of $8,112.96 per response. In this tough economy, the work-from-home schemes get the best response rate with 12.3% of people clicking through at $0.05 for every 100 clicks, but only 1.7% of responders send away for a kit (at $20 per kit) in the end. Response rates for all three spam types are halved for each consecutive day that one particular type of scam is repeated. Assuming John can run his bots for another five days, sending out only one of the three types of emails per day, which scams should he set his bots to run for the next five days if he wants to maximize his profit?

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Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #342,001

@341,999 (B)
Holy shit i'm anon B in this thread. The moar you know.

squeegee !firstkPE1Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 52 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #342,006

@341,999 (B)
What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
@342,000 (S)
> see no kickbacks for mathematicians doing john's figures factored in
> make wild guess as to avoid doing free work like a sucker
the nigerian fund-transfer scheme