Topic: Do you ever have dictator fantasies?

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #1,672

I do. I confess. I truly want to lead a movement to have my homeland seceded from its current oppressors. I want to raise an army, to kill all of the oppressors. I want to rule my land with an iron fist, but to give all good things to the people. Does this make me evil?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later[^] [v] #31,309

Keep it to one thread, bud.

psychopath !PSYCHOhc32 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,314

I'd probably be a good dictator keeping my power usage to a minimum and letting the free market take over.

Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,325

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
I want to start distributing flyers, and make a website to garner support. We will have another hurricane like Katrina, I assure you. We need to get the National Guard on our side. Can you procure some weapons?

Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0 (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,328

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
Then get the Resistance some weapons! We need a few tanks, several machine guns, some anti-tank missiles, some SAMs, etc. Can you do this?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,372

@31,325 (Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0)
Why do you even bother posting with a name? We can tell which posts and threads are yours regardless.

Falco !MzQCNUfXbc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,378

Yeah, but nobody would be very fond of my population control plan: We pay you to get an abortion if babby had no potential anyway!

Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,388

@previous (Falco !MzQCNUfXbc)
Will you pay me, right now, to sign a document saying I will never have babies?

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,391

@previous (Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0)
That's already guaranteed.

Falco !MzQCNUfXbc replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,397

@31,388 (Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0)
You have to get a vasectomy and prove it, but my clint will personally deliver a check.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,400

@previous (Falco !MzQCNUfXbc)
lol, there's already an organization that does that

@31,388 (Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0)
you should contact them!

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,401

@31,397 (Falco !MzQCNUfXbc)
His bank only wires money to Nigerian accounts though.

Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,403

@31,397 (Falco !MzQCNUfXbc)
How much? I am serious.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,405

@previous (Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0)
the program gives $250

Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,411

@previous (B)
Nope. $2,000, it's a deal.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,412

@31,405 (B)
they don't pay $2000

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,418

@31,411 (Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0)

You'd just waste it on a computer that you'd sell a week later because you're broke again.

Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,422

@31,412 (B)
Oh well. No deal. But what is their website just so I can check it out?

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,427

@previous (Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0)
if you aren't going to go through it, why bother?

Falco !MzQCNUfXbc replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,433

@31,403 (Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0)
$9001 dollars and 69 cents per ball

Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,442

@previous (Falco !MzQCNUfXbc)
Deal!!

Falco !MzQCNUfXbc replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,447

@previous (Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0)
ok go

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