Ishikawa !Et8Dragonk joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#286,043
Awww
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#286,044
Oh my god... That's fucking beautiful...
henn joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#286,077
OP is a closet faggot.
Anorak !HFvB2cixM. joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#286,078
And I thought I was bad...
henn replied with this 14 years ago, 36 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#286,086
> be 37 > future postmortem > married to cupcake > for 15 years > have 2 kids > making spaghetti one night for the family > suddenly realise you've been gay your entire life > brainisfulloffuck.sh > quickly shove spaghetti in pockets because nervous > decide to tell wife > wife snaps > has mental breakdown > ohgodwhy.jpg > starts throwing dishes at you > dodge dishes like neo > spaghetti falls out of pockets > pockets are like the niagra falls of spaghetti > grabs kids and locks herself and them in the bathroom > scream for her to come out > doesn't listen > hear water running > fuck > starting banging on the door > still doesn't come out > kick door down > restrain her > tell her it's gonna be ok > get counciling > happily divorce > the two of you live amazing lives sharing custody > decide its time to get fucked in the ass > meet awesome gay guy > date > fuck > suddenly aids > shits self > dies
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#286,087
@previous (henn)
Besides the lack of spaghetti falling out of his pockets it was an A+ story.
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Anorak !HFvB2cixM. replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#286,088
@286,086 (henn) > be 37 > future postmortem > married to cupcake > for 15 years > have 2 kids > making spaghetti one night for the family > suddenly realise you've been gay your entire life > brainisfulloffuck.sh > decide to tell wife after dinner > there's leftover spaghetti > stick it in a ziploc bag > wife breaks plate clearing the table > foot is injured > stick the spaghetti in your pocket for later > rush to the emergency room > as she goes under anesthesia for fragment removal you confess > she flips out > spaghetti falls out of your pocket