Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later[^][v]#285,211
lol'd
Substitute teachers are always weird.
vocalon !ZbV3TMNKJw (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^][v]#285,213
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
In third grade my teacher's husband died of cancer. We had a new substitute every week. This one week a teacher flipped her shit because someone got chalk on her coat. Shit was cash.
TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^][v]#285,217
> "A student may possess a telecommunication device while on school premises, but the use of a telecommunication device is not permitted during the school day."
So if it was taken with a cam he'd have gotten away? lol
#OnlyInAmerica #Even3rdWorldLaughsAtYou
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^][v]#285,220
@285,213 (vocalon !ZbV3TMNKJw)
lol. Shame, I never had one go nuts.
We did have this weird IT sub though. For some reason he felt the need to dramatically open the curtains and declare "This... is the sun!" there was an awkward pause and then we all laughed at him. :')
I also had a maths sub that looked like Count Dooku.
anorak !HFvB2cixM. (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^][v]#285,222
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I mean it makes sense, it was a fur coat, but who in their right mind would bring a fur coat to a school with a bunch of third graders?
Granted, he probably hasn't seen the sun in quite a while~
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 14 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^][v]#285,226
@285,220 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx) > dramatically open the curtains and declare "This... is the sun!"
He was checking for the classroom for reptilians and vampires.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^][v]#285,227
TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[^][v]#285,229
@previous (E)
Croatia just lost from Serbia on the handball EP, time for some cleansing.
Handel !khEOdtKF56 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#285,255
Had a female substitute we nicknamed "wolfie" (Mainly due to her huge sideburns).
She had an awful habit of strolling around the classroom while reading her book.
As soon as she had a back turned to a student they flicked Tipp-Ex all down her black dress, this continue for the whole class (45 mins).
By the time she left the classroom she was soaked in the shit, she had no idea and everyone just burst out laughing at her.
I also tortured my religion teacher, who was a nun.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 52 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#285,292
We had a female teacher who we nicknamed "Bowling Ball" because she was round and fat. She didn't like it and eventually flipped her shit when we were all passing around the remote control to the television in the clasroom and turning it off and on again and ejecting the DVD drive. We'd also hum "Rolling rolling rolling" whenever she walked by.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#285,313