Topic: Minichan virgin fund.

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #16,600

With so many virgins on this board I came up with the following idea: Minichan virgin fund.

People donate into the fund, and a list with worst cases first will get money from the pot to get a nice escort. Not some heroin junkie, unless that is your thing.

What do you think?

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Carebear !poISOnioxc joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #284,441

Can I privately donate for Grumpy Bur?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 39 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #284,442

@previous (Carebear !poISOnioxc)
He was offered $100 several times and declined the offer. The only thing he sticks his cock in is a fleshlight.

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Carebear !poISOnioxc replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #284,444

@previous (A)
Petition to buy Grumpy Bur a 3D blowup doll.

#RonpaulRevolution2012

TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 30 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #284,445

I'd be ready to chip in 0.35 bitcoins for this noble cause.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #284,450

@284,441 (Carebear !poISOnioxc)
Fuck, not you again.
@284,442 (A)
I don't stick my dick in anything, thanks very much.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 42 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #284,452

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Not even pants?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #284,459

@previous (A)
Not if I can avoid it.

henn joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #284,471

@284,450 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Keep that attitude up and the bitches will flock to you. I'd go for the 'clingy and needy' approach.

henn double-posted this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #284,473

@OP
Who is the worst case currently?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #284,474

@previous (henn)
Fake anon, but he doesn't want to be deflowered. We'd have to make a list ITT.

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #284,490

@284,450 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #284,491

@284,471 (henn)
What?
@284,474 (A)
Lol I am the worst virgin on a board filled with pathetic virgins. I should win a prize.
@previous (B)
Banned for 3 years.

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 57 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #284,515

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #284,560

@previous (B)
You make me not like ron Paul :(

Carebear replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #284,652

@previous (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
Individuality is a virtue.

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 14 years ago, 30 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #284,662

@previous (Carebear)
Yes but i hate you

henn replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #284,663

@previous (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
Hater

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 14 years ago, 24 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #284,664

@previous (henn)
You don't even know me

henn replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #284,665

@previous (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
Then shut the fuck up.

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 14 years ago, 46 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #284,666

@previous (henn)
Bitch, drop the tude, I was attacking CB, not you.

advi !!3gpAcg/hF joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 17 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #284,667

Fake anon will just take all of the money for himself.

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 4 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #284,688

@284,666 (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
Shut up, no one likes you.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 22 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #284,689

Can the money be used as a chick magnet?

@previous (B)
> Shut up, no one likes you.
Girl does.

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Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 13 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #284,690

@284,688 (B)
i like him

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 14 years ago, 4 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #284,716

@284,688 (B)

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 double-posted this 14 years ago, 24 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #284,717

@284,690 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
<3

Handel !khEOdtKF56 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #284,772

@284,689 (H)

> Can the money be used as a chick magnet?

Depends if the chick magnet gets him/her laid or not and judging by how generous people are here you won't even have enough to buy her a drink. So no.

henn replied with this 14 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #284,818

@OP
Can I donate internets?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #284,829

It's sad that you guys make such a big deal out of virginity. Those that point out the virginity of others only highlight their own low self esteem.

@OP
Hope it makes you feel better!