Topic: The Officialâ„¢ Minichan Ecoomic and Career Guide
Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0 started this discussion 15 years ago #1,656
After several months of collecting data, I have decided to offer this Officialâ„¢ guide. Here is the sum knowledge and wisdom of the white, teenage, basement-dwellers, on the subject of managing your finances and your careers.
1. All people are rich. Those who are not are stupid and lazy.
2. Whites are superior to blacks, because blacks are lazy apes.
3. After I graduate high school, I will make millions running my own business in some archaic technology field that no one knows about or wants.
4. I am Highly-Qualifiedâ„¢ to give adults economic and career advice, because I am much wiser.
5. American economics apply to every other country in the world.
6. Starving African children are just lazy. They could just get a job, but they choose not to.
7. You can choose any job you want in any field at any time. If you do not want to work in restaurants, you can simply choose not to.
8. My millionaire parents have nothing to do with the fact that I am privileged.
1. All people are rich. Those who are not are stupid and lazy.
2. Whites are superior to blacks, because blacks are lazy apes.
3. After I graduate high school, I will make millions running my own business in some archaic technology field that no one knows about or wants.
4. I am Highly-Qualifiedâ„¢ to give adults economic and career advice, because I am much wiser.
5. American economics apply to every other country in the world.
6. Starving African children are just lazy. They could just get a job, but they choose not to.
7. You can choose any job you want in any field at any time. If you do not want to work in restaurants, you can simply choose not to.
8. My millionaire parents have nothing to do with the fact that I am privileged.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later[^] [v] #30,956
lolbutthurt.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #30,958
OP should call this guy.Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,959
Anonymous D double-posted this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,961
Yes, this really works.(Edited 39 seconds later.)
Anonymous D triple-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,965
psychopath !PSYCHOhc32 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,966
The darker the skin, the emptier the pocket.
Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,969
@previous (psychopath !PSYCHOhc32)
Except for many Middle Eastern countries, which are the richest in the world. Oh, Taiwan. Oh, Hong Kong.
Except for many Middle Eastern countries, which are the richest in the world. Oh, Taiwan. Oh, Hong Kong.
Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,971
psychopath !PSYCHOhc32 replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,972
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,973
@30,969 (Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0)
So, what brought you to hate the world so much? Were you molested or something?
So, what brought you to hate the world so much? Were you molested or something?
psychopath !PSYCHOhc32 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,977
> Ecoomic
Seems legit.
Seems legit.
Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,979
@30,972 (psychopath !PSYCHOhc32)
It said, "the darker the skin." Middle Easterners have darker skin than westerners, yet they are richer. I thus disprove the statement.
It said, "the darker the skin." Middle Easterners have darker skin than westerners, yet they are richer. I thus disprove the statement.
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,982
@30,977 (psychopath !PSYCHOhc32)
Maybe he's giving advice on how to join ECOOM: http://www.ecoom.be/
It's ECOOMIC.
Maybe he's giving advice on how to join ECOOM: http://www.ecoom.be/
It's ECOOMIC.
psychopath !PSYCHOhc32 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,986
@30,979 (Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0)
Most middle-eastern nations are dictatorships or monarchies. Scandinavia, America, South Korea, Japan, and Germany are pale and rich.
Most middle-eastern nations are dictatorships or monarchies. Scandinavia, America, South Korea, Japan, and Germany are pale and rich.
Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,987
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,990
@previous (Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0)
Exactly what proportion of all Middle Easterners are of the Kuwaiti or Saudi royal families?
You're really grasping for straws in your tired rant.
Exactly what proportion of all Middle Easterners are of the Kuwaiti or Saudi royal families?
You're really grasping for straws in your tired rant.
psychopath !PSYCHOhc32 replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,994
@30,987 (Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0)
They are like China with a few booming cities occupied by PALE WHITE businessmen while surrounded by poor elsewhere.
They are like China with a few booming cities occupied by PALE WHITE businessmen while surrounded by poor elsewhere.
Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,997
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,999
You do have very thin skin, don't you?
Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,001
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Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,010
@30,997 (Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0)
> Israel
GDP per capita: $26,796
> Saudi Arabia
GDP per capita: $16,778
> Oman
GDP per capita: $18,013
> Iran
GDP per capita: $4,777
> Lebanon
GDP per capita: $9,479
Seriously. Are you kidding?
> Israel
GDP per capita: $26,796
> Saudi Arabia
GDP per capita: $16,778
> Oman
GDP per capita: $18,013
> Iran
GDP per capita: $4,777
> Lebanon
GDP per capita: $9,479
Seriously. Are you kidding?
psychopath !PSYCHOhc32 replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,011
Now that I think about it, OP disproves my theory by being a poor pale fat fuck welfare whale faggot leech on society taxpayer dollars.
Mindwurms !!4IKKtS9GG joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,012
@30,961 (D)
> Walks into bank with weights
> Mistaken for bullet proof vest
> Preemptively shot by a retarded police officer/ARA member who hasn't seen the interior of a gym in 20 years
> Ironically.
I have a weight vest and I am afraid to wear that outside during the day without a friend or walking someone's dog. The leg and arm weights are enough for day-to-day tasks, but the vest really adds to the workout. I like hiking in remote areas or going out on night walks, though.
> Walks into bank with weights
> Mistaken for bullet proof vest
> Preemptively shot by a retarded police officer/ARA member who hasn't seen the interior of a gym in 20 years
> Ironically.
I have a weight vest and I am afraid to wear that outside during the day without a friend or walking someone's dog. The leg and arm weights are enough for day-to-day tasks, but the vest really adds to the workout. I like hiking in remote areas or going out on night walks, though.
Mindwurms !!4IKKtS9GG double-posted this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,016
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,020
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And how many Middle Easterners live in Bahrain, as compared to the rest of the region?
@OP
And how many Middle Easterners live in Bahrain, as compared to the rest of the region?
@OP
What are you going to do about it?
psychopath !PSYCHOhc32 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,021
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Oh, Singapore! Forgot about that RICH PALE CHINESE/WHITE nation.
Oh, Singapore! Forgot about that RICH PALE CHINESE/WHITE nation.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,022
Mindwurms !!4IKKtS9GG replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,023
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,027
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And how many Middle Easterners live in Cyprus (population: about 800,000), as compared to the rest of the region?
And how many Middle Easterners live in Cyprus (population: about 800,000), as compared to the rest of the region?
Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,029
Whites are definitely superior.Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,030
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We were talking about the Middle East. You're the one who brought up Cyprus.
We were talking about the Middle East. You're the one who brought up Cyprus.
Anonymous C double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,034
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So then why say this?
> Eastern Europe. Checkmate.
If you're going to defend OP so much, at least try to do so in a coherent manner.
Maybe you can start by helping him with his ecoomic problems.
So then why say this?
> Eastern Europe. Checkmate.
If you're going to defend OP so much, at least try to do so in a coherent manner.
Maybe you can start by helping him with his ecoomic problems.
Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,035
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,038
@previous (J)
That notwithstanding, pretty much everything OP and his buddy said in this topic pretty much embarrassed themselves.
I'll leave them to their own devices. They can make fools out of themselves without anybody else's help.
That notwithstanding, pretty much everything OP and his buddy said in this topic pretty much embarrassed themselves.
I'll leave them to their own devices. They can make fools out of themselves without anybody else's help.
Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,040
Leonidas !nBpim1wazU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,043
Leonidas !nBpim1wazU double-posted this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,046
> 2. Whites are superior to blacks, because blacks are lazy apes.
I never knew you felt that way.
I never knew you felt that way.
Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,047
Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,049
@31,040 (Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0)
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I only need one job. Unlike you guys, I'm qualified and capable of doing a job that pays real money.
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I only need one job. Unlike you guys, I'm qualified and capable of doing a job that pays real money.
Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,051
Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,056
Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,057
Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,059
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You may be qualified, but you aren't capable of maintain a professional network that can get you a real job. It's probably your aspergers.
You may be qualified, but you aren't capable of maintain a professional network that can get you a real job. It's probably your aspergers.
Anonymous J double-posted this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,061
@31,057 (Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0)
Oh, okay. I'm not the one working minimum wage. Keep laughing.
Oh, okay. I'm not the one working minimum wage. Keep laughing.
Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,064
@previous (J)
So what specifically do you do all day in the office? I know analyst, so I will know if you are lying.
So what specifically do you do all day in the office? I know analyst, so I will know if you are lying.
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,068
ITT: Some rich white suburbanite creates a topic after he finds out he isn't given money just for being white and having a degree.
Grow up.
Grow up.
Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,074
@31,064 (Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0)
I normally write and maintain financial models and write analytical reports. My analysis primarily focuses on the nonlinear dynamics of our data, specifically hidden Markov chains and stochastic optimization.
I normally write and maintain financial models and write analytical reports. My analysis primarily focuses on the nonlinear dynamics of our data, specifically hidden Markov chains and stochastic optimization.
Anonymous J double-posted this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,076
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No fault other than your own. If you didn't get a good job right after graduation, you're doing something terribly wrong.
No fault other than your own. If you didn't get a good job right after graduation, you're doing something terribly wrong.
Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,078
@31,074 (J)
lol wrong...financial analysts call people all day and try to sell mutual funds. That is about all they do.
lol wrong...financial analysts call people all day and try to sell mutual funds. That is about all they do.
Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,084
@previous (Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0)
You must be thinking of the shit tier entry level positions. Analysts analyze data. Mutual funds aren't created by randomly selecting stocks.
You must be thinking of the shit tier entry level positions. Analysts analyze data. Mutual funds aren't created by randomly selecting stocks.
Anonymous J double-posted this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,086
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Then you wasted time going to college.
Then you wasted time going to college.
Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,089
Well, this thread pretty much turned into maximum faggotry.
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,091
Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,095
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Because people who don't even have highschool diplomas can do your job.
Because people who don't even have highschool diplomas can do your job.
Anonymous J double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,099
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> implying that you could do better
> implying that you could do better
Anonymous L replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,104
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There are bratty suburbs in Detroit. Go back to your nouveau riche parents and bring OP with you.
There are bratty suburbs in Detroit. Go back to your nouveau riche parents and bring OP with you.
Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #31,105
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Plan on being homeless, son?
Plan on being homeless, son?