Topic: A Purity Ball? What?
Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #16,528
http://www.purityringsonline.com/purity-balls
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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later[^] [v] #283,706
Wouldn't want to get a boner there!
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #283,716
creepy shxt
Fox !FXYGNx1XR. joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #283,717
I was thinking it's be a hilarious item instead of a creepy dance.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 34 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #283,718
Yeah, that's a little creepy. Makes me want to sneak into one and spike the punch with acid or something.
Rainbow !DASHqGnDdc joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #283,724
> Fathers make a vow and promise to protect their daughters and guard their virginity. As the fathers are making these vows and promises, they present a purity ring (or other item) to their daughters. These daughters are then under their fathers guard and protection until they are married and replace their purity ring with a wedding ring. The daughters promise their fathers that they will stay pure.
u wot m8
Also I had this funny mental image of the father stalking the girl everywhere, and leering in the distance slightly tapping a bat into his hand every time a boy talks to her.
u wot m8
Also I had this funny mental image of the father stalking the girl everywhere, and leering in the distance slightly tapping a bat into his hand every time a boy talks to her.
kook !nH6RAuX8mo joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 8 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #283,804
there are versions for the boys as well, but they are much less popular. I like how parent's think that signing a piece of paper will keep their kids from fucking.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #283,807
Hahaha, oh god what.
squeegee !firstkPE1Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #283,808
> It is elaborate in that it is symbolic of a wedding. A purity ball is thrown for daughters and their fathers. The daughters come dressed in beautiful gowns and the fathers come dressed in tuxedos. It is an evening full of dancing, cake, prayer and most important, the presenting of purity rings or other purity items, such as a necklace or bracelet, by the fathers to their daughters.
sounds totally not creepy
sounds totally not creepy
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 4 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #283,861
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #284,035
How many of these girls break their vow with daddy, do you think? 25%?
Anonymous J double-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #284,037
Follow-up query, how many do you think bring up the purity ball in trying to dissuade father from sticking his old smelly cock inside them?
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #284,042
henn joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 16 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #284,264
For some reason I was thinking that this was some sort of ball girls stick up their vaginas to prevent them from having sex lmfao
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #284,270
dw !AIy/L67q.s joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 17 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #284,475
kook !nH6RAuX8mo replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #284,524
@previous (dw !AIy/L67q.s)
you know, they make special jade, steel, or glass balls for women to put in their vaginas, in order to strength various pelvic muscles.
you know, they make special jade, steel, or glass balls for women to put in their vaginas, in order to strength various pelvic muscles.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #284,525
@previous (kook !nH6RAuX8mo)
Ben Wa balls, right? I have that wikipedia page bookmarked for some weird reason.
Ben Wa balls, right? I have that wikipedia page bookmarked for some weird reason.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #284,526
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Yes, the reason for you bookmarking that must've been quite weird.
Yes, the reason for you bookmarking that must've been quite weird.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #284,527
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I don't know what you're trying to imply, but I don't like it one bit.
I don't know what you're trying to imply, but I don't like it one bit.
vocalon !ZbV3TMNKJw joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 59 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #284,528
kook !nH6RAuX8mo replied with this 14 years ago, 55 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #284,529
@284,525 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
yes but benwa are usually hollow, and many of these are weighted and heavy.
yes but benwa are usually hollow, and many of these are weighted and heavy.