Topic: What is the most painless way to commit suicide for under 20 bucks?
Anonymous A started this discussion 14.5 years ago #1,650
I'm not planning on doing it, i'm just curious.
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stickybuns !bENfolDsOU joined in and replied with this 14.5 years ago, 58 seconds later[^] [v] #30,749
Exit bag.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14.5 years ago, 17 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #30,750
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 joined in and replied with this 14.5 years ago, 22 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #30,751
They are all pretty painless unless you fuck up.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 14.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,755
@30,750 (A)
Oven bag, elastic drawcord with a clip thingy, and cellotape.
You roll the lip of the bag down a bit, and tape it down. Cut a slit in the fold and put the drawcord through and clip it though the end of the hole. Put over head, and tighten.
add helium or some shit to keep from panicking.
You had better not do this, either.
Oven bag, elastic drawcord with a clip thingy, and cellotape.
You roll the lip of the bag down a bit, and tape it down. Cut a slit in the fold and put the drawcord through and clip it though the end of the hole. Put over head, and tighten.
add helium or some shit to keep from panicking.
You had better not do this, either.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,756
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 14.5 years ago, 23 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,757
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 14.5 years ago, 39 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,758
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14.5 years ago, 4 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,759
Jack. Stop that. :@ :@ :@
Right now!!!!!!!!!!!
Right now!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14.5 years ago, 45 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,762
sim !.biSsjaMxA joined in and replied with this 14.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,766
Stab yourself to death with a tooth pick, that should hurt and takes a long time, prolonging the pain.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14.5 years ago, 8 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,767
Seriously, I just want to know of a cheap, painless way to commit suicide. Every other website I got to just gives me the "don't do it" crap.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 14.5 years ago, 19 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,770
sim !.biSsjaMxA replied with this 14.5 years ago, 38 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,773
@30,767 (A)
You can pick up a tooth pick for free at most restaurants. You can also spend some money getting a posh tooth pick from a speciality shop.
You can pick up a tooth pick for free at most restaurants. You can also spend some money getting a posh tooth pick from a speciality shop.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,775
Mister !Bones6oqqQ joined in and replied with this 14.5 years ago, 36 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,777
Can I ask why you want to know this information, sir?
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14.5 years ago, 26 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,778
Well done stickybuns, I hope you can live with his blood on your hands.
sim !.biSsjaMxA replied with this 14.5 years ago, 22 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,779
I would suggest this fine piece of craftsmanship. It is not under $20 though, you can get other silver tooth picks for that price, they won't be of this high quality.(Edited 37 seconds later.)
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14.5 years ago, 15 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,780
@30,777 (Mister !Bones6oqqQ)
It just makes me feel better to have an option, even if I don't ever have to use it.
It just makes me feel better to have an option, even if I don't ever have to use it.
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 14.5 years ago, 5 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,781
@30,777 (Mister !Bones6oqqQ)
To kill someone and make it look like a suicide. You guys all just assume he wants to kill himself geez.
To kill someone and make it look like a suicide. You guys all just assume he wants to kill himself geez.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14.5 years ago, 15 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,782
sim !.biSsjaMxA replied with this 14.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,783
@previous (A)
I think my idea for a painful and cheap suicide are the best. And my idea has options to upgrade your suicide to a rockstar level. You could go wild and get a custom made tooth pick with a little diamond in the top.
I think my idea for a painful and cheap suicide are the best. And my idea has options to upgrade your suicide to a rockstar level. You could go wild and get a custom made tooth pick with a little diamond in the top.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14.5 years ago, 27 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,784
Tylenol and a benadryl.
Take a bottle or two of tylenol, then a bunch of benadryl
you'll be asleep and won't feel the tylenol melting your liver into a pile of goo.
congratulations, you're now dead.
Take a bottle or two of tylenol, then a bunch of benadryl
you'll be asleep and won't feel the tylenol melting your liver into a pile of goo.
congratulations, you're now dead.
Mister !Bones6oqqQ replied with this 14.5 years ago, 23 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,785
@30,780 (A)
I suppose that makes sense. But if you only care about it enough to spend 20 bucks on it, I'd leave it till you have more money to spend on it. And if you are financially stretched, would it not be better to keep the money, so you can spend it on stuff that will prolong your life or make it better atm?
If you really had to, it's not hard to drop a toaster in a bath or something I suppose.
I suppose that makes sense. But if you only care about it enough to spend 20 bucks on it, I'd leave it till you have more money to spend on it. And if you are financially stretched, would it not be better to keep the money, so you can spend it on stuff that will prolong your life or make it better atm?
If you really had to, it's not hard to drop a toaster in a bath or something I suppose.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 14.5 years ago, 15 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,786
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14.5 years ago, 1 second later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,787
@30,784 (H)
I tried that once, it was very painful. I had to go to a hospital to get my stomach pumped.
I tried that once, it was very painful. I had to go to a hospital to get my stomach pumped.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14.5 years ago, 22 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,788
OP, can you get access to a syringe?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,789
Anonymous I replied with this 14.5 years ago, 49 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,790
@previous (A)
What state do you live in? Most places you can buy syringes at a pharmacy without a prescription, or at least go to a needle exchange.
What state do you live in? Most places you can buy syringes at a pharmacy without a prescription, or at least go to a needle exchange.
Anonymous G replied with this 14.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,791
Gravity is your friend
sim !.biSsjaMxA replied with this 14.5 years ago, 3 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,792
Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 14.5 years ago, 26 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,793
Suicide is such a cheap way to go, but here it is.
Our recipe combines the powers of Nitrogen, Diethyl Ether and high proof grain Alcohol.
Prepare an exit bag with a Ether soaked rag and a way to fill it with a pre-determined amount of Nitrogen.
Down the alcohol as fast as you can manage, slip the bag on, and let in the Nitrogen.
Our recipe combines the powers of Nitrogen, Diethyl Ether and high proof grain Alcohol.
Prepare an exit bag with a Ether soaked rag and a way to fill it with a pre-determined amount of Nitrogen.
Down the alcohol as fast as you can manage, slip the bag on, and let in the Nitrogen.
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 14.5 years ago, 38 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,794
Anonymous I replied with this 14.5 years ago, 20 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,795
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14.5 years ago, 17 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,796
psychopath !PSYCHOhc32 joined in and replied with this 14.5 years ago, 26 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,798
Try placing a toothpick under your big toe and kick a wall at full force.
Anonymous I replied with this 14.5 years ago, 36 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,799
@30,796 (A)
Whatever. Find a way to get a syringe and it'll be easy. Any other way and you're likely to not be successful.
Whatever. Find a way to get a syringe and it'll be easy. Any other way and you're likely to not be successful.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14.5 years ago, 35 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,800
Mister !Bones6oqqQ replied with this 14.5 years ago, 4 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,801
@30,790 (I)
If you live where I live, you can walk through the nearest alley and just pick up a hepatitis ridden needle! Too bad for OP!
If you live where I live, you can walk through the nearest alley and just pick up a hepatitis ridden needle! Too bad for OP!
Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 14.5 years ago, 47 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,803
@30,795 (I)
Ether is in some formulations for starter fuel, and any carcinogens that might be contained in it as well won't be a long-term problem obviously.
> under $20
Oh...
Ether is in some formulations for starter fuel, and any carcinogens that might be contained in it as well won't be a long-term problem obviously.
> under $20
Oh...
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,806
Also, I am extremely scared to kill myself, so any method would have to not involve courage, like jumping off a building or shooting myself.
Anonymous G replied with this 14.5 years ago, 4 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,807
Wishing really hard, also works.
Mister !Bones6oqqQ replied with this 14.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,811
@30,806 (A)
When it comes to suicide, why not just move away and join a Buddhist temple? You might like it, and it's not like you've got anything to lose...
When it comes to suicide, why not just move away and join a Buddhist temple? You might like it, and it's not like you've got anything to lose...
Jack !gOStA1p7Pc joined in and replied with this 14.5 years ago, 49 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,812
Just pointing out that I'm not OP.
Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 14.5 years ago, 16 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,814
Interesting...
@OP
> I'm not planning on doing it, i'm just curious.
@30,806 (A)
> Also, I am extremely scared to kill myself
Kids these days have no attention span what-so-ever.
@OP
> I'm not planning on doing it, i'm just curious.
@30,806 (A)
> Also, I am extremely scared to kill myself
Kids these days have no attention span what-so-ever.
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Anonymous I replied with this 14.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,818
@30,800 (A)
Dissolve any and every medication you have and inject into a vein. Make sure you look up how to inject into veins properly.
No prescription is required for regular insulin and can be bought for less than $20 in most places. Shoot the entire vial and you'll be dead within the hour.
Dissolve any and every medication you have and inject into a vein. Make sure you look up how to inject into veins properly.
No prescription is required for regular insulin and can be bought for less than $20 in most places. Shoot the entire vial and you'll be dead within the hour.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14.5 years ago, 36 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,821
Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG joined in and replied with this 14.5 years ago, 43 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,822
Read: charcoaling.
sim !.biSsjaMxA replied with this 14.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,826
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 14.5 years ago, 20 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,827
Jack !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 14.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,828
Mister !Bones6oqqQ replied with this 14.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,830
@30,827 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
http://www.ehow.com/how_2058021_join-monastery.html
Like that I guess.
http://www.ehow.com/how_2058021_join-monastery.html
Like that I guess.
Mister !Bones6oqqQ double-posted this 14.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,832
é¾ !cP2gi3jKX2 joined in and replied with this 14.5 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #30,851
Don't do it.
Leonidas !nBpim1wazU joined in and replied with this 14.5 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #30,896
You have to be in a lot of emotional pain or physical pain to commit suicide. Death is generally not painless.
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 14.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #30,901
hamfist !XPeqoqTFAE joined in and replied with this 14.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #31,192
Just slit your wrists and bleed out. Doesn't really hurt
Jack !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 14.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #31,563
Fucking shit, I'm too much of a pussy to go through with anything.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 14.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #31,566
Anonymous I replied with this 14.5 years ago, 11 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #31,567
@31,563 (Jack !gOStA1p7Pc)
> Jack !gOStA1p7Pc joined in and replied with this 6 hours ago, 49 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,812
> Just pointing out that I'm not OP
> Jack !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 32 seconds ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #31,563
> Fucking shit, I'm too much of a pussy to go through with anything.
lol 2/10 bud
> Jack !gOStA1p7Pc joined in and replied with this 6 hours ago, 49 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #30,812
> Just pointing out that I'm not OP
> Jack !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 32 seconds ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #31,563
> Fucking shit, I'm too much of a pussy to go through with anything.
lol 2/10 bud
Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 14.5 years ago, 32 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #31,568
I am sure a few feet of rope shouldn't cost more than 20 bucks,
Anonymous I replied with this 14.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #31,576
Jack !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 14.5 years ago, 23 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #31,577
@31,568 (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
i would freak out in the time it takes me to be killed, and would most likely pussy out.
i would freak out in the time it takes me to be killed, and would most likely pussy out.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 14.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #31,582
Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 14.5 years ago, 36 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #31,585
@31,576 (I)
@31,577 (Jack !gOStA1p7Pc)
If you knot the rope correctly it will snap the neck causing only an instant of pain, then immediate death.
@31,577 (Jack !gOStA1p7Pc)
If you knot the rope correctly it will snap the neck causing only an instant of pain, then immediate death.
Anonymous I replied with this 14.5 years ago, 3 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #31,586
Anonymous I double-posted this 14.5 years ago, 35 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #31,587
@31,585 (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
The brain is still alive for at least 10 minutes after oxygen has stopped and even longer after the heart has stopped.
The brain is still alive for at least 10 minutes after oxygen has stopped and even longer after the heart has stopped.
Anonymous I triple-posted this 14.5 years ago, 59 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #31,588
Lodging your head under a bus wheel would be far less painful than hanging. At least your brain wouldn't be around to feel it for very long.
Jack !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 14.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #31,592
Anonymous I replied with this 14.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #31,596
@previous (Jack !gOStA1p7Pc)
Honestly, who cares? You certainly wouldn't be able to. And as far as you can prove, nothing exists outside your mind anyways. Why worry about what you can't prove exists
Honestly, who cares? You certainly wouldn't be able to. And as far as you can prove, nothing exists outside your mind anyways. Why worry about what you can't prove exists
Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 14.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #31,601
@31,587 (I)
You are not suffocating, You are severing the nervous connections to the brain, from the rest of the body.
Just because a brain is still active does not mean a person is still technically alive. You would suffer severe brain damage if you had oxygen deprivation from the brain for 5-6 minutes, There are some that can survive longer, but those cases are few and far in between. Look at what happens when you black out after a concussion, Your brain is still technically active, but you are completely unconscious.
You are not suffocating, You are severing the nervous connections to the brain, from the rest of the body.
Just because a brain is still active does not mean a person is still technically alive. You would suffer severe brain damage if you had oxygen deprivation from the brain for 5-6 minutes, There are some that can survive longer, but those cases are few and far in between. Look at what happens when you black out after a concussion, Your brain is still technically active, but you are completely unconscious.
Born this Way joined in and replied with this 14.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #31,604
buy a toy gun and stage a public shooting, and when police respond get them to shoot you.
Jack !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 14.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #31,606
@31,596 (I)
I know it's pointless to care, but I would like to be remember in a positive or at least neutral manner
I know it's pointless to care, but I would like to be remember in a positive or at least neutral manner
Mindwurms !!4IKKtS9GG joined in and replied with this 14.5 years ago, 21 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #31,607
> Palahniuk: The first part is not funny because I started as a small town newspaper reporter and every winter I would go with the Sheriff's Department to these trailer houses in which very poor families would try to heat their homes by bringing their barbecue indoors, charcoal briquettes.
> In their sleep, the carbon monoxide would have killed the entire family and they looked so beautiful and so peaceful and so perfect all lying there like Christmas morning, completely beautiful and dead, the entire family. I thought, if I ever do it, this is how I'm gonna do it. Just bring the barbecue inside, take a couple shots of something, watch my favorite movie and nighty-night.
> But my other rule is that I have to have everything in my life completely fixed and perfect and cleaned up and I have to be complete with everyone in my life and I have seven days in which to do that. So I might make it to day three or four, but I've never made it all the way to day seven.
> So periodically, it's a way for me to kind of clean up and reconnect with everyone in my life with the idea that, if I make it to day seven and I still want to kill myself, it's okay, but you'll never make it past day three or day four.
> Tavis: What causes the roadblock at day three or four?
> Palahniuk: Well, you realize that you've gotten rid of all the excess things in your life and that you have sort of cleaned up all the incompletes.
> You finally got that paperwork done. You finally hauled all of those things to charity and you've called all of those people that you didn't like and you told them one good thing about themselves. You know, I've always envied your education. I've always envied your beautiful wife. Or that turtleneck sweater, I've always thought that was the greatest sweater ever.
> But you find something good to say to everyone that you dislike and, in doing so, you reconnect with them. You sort of give up being upset with them. You abandon all those resentments and, once you've done just a few of those, you no longer have any impulse to end your life.
> Tavis: Kind of like a purging.
> Palahniuk: Exactly. Kind of like a housecleaning.
> Tavis: Yeah, and that's a process you go through annually now?
> Palahniuk: At least annually. You know, there's a television show, Hoarders, where people have those homes filled with stuff. Emotionally, in our minds, we get so filled with resentments where we've got a story about absolutely everything.
- http://www.pbs.org/wnet/tavissmiley/archive/201005/20100528_palahniuk.html
Edit: Found the article:
http://www.menshealth.com/best-life/make-life-worth-living
> In their sleep, the carbon monoxide would have killed the entire family and they looked so beautiful and so peaceful and so perfect all lying there like Christmas morning, completely beautiful and dead, the entire family. I thought, if I ever do it, this is how I'm gonna do it. Just bring the barbecue inside, take a couple shots of something, watch my favorite movie and nighty-night.
> But my other rule is that I have to have everything in my life completely fixed and perfect and cleaned up and I have to be complete with everyone in my life and I have seven days in which to do that. So I might make it to day three or four, but I've never made it all the way to day seven.
> So periodically, it's a way for me to kind of clean up and reconnect with everyone in my life with the idea that, if I make it to day seven and I still want to kill myself, it's okay, but you'll never make it past day three or day four.
> Tavis: What causes the roadblock at day three or four?
> Palahniuk: Well, you realize that you've gotten rid of all the excess things in your life and that you have sort of cleaned up all the incompletes.
> You finally got that paperwork done. You finally hauled all of those things to charity and you've called all of those people that you didn't like and you told them one good thing about themselves. You know, I've always envied your education. I've always envied your beautiful wife. Or that turtleneck sweater, I've always thought that was the greatest sweater ever.
> But you find something good to say to everyone that you dislike and, in doing so, you reconnect with them. You sort of give up being upset with them. You abandon all those resentments and, once you've done just a few of those, you no longer have any impulse to end your life.
> Tavis: Kind of like a purging.
> Palahniuk: Exactly. Kind of like a housecleaning.
> Tavis: Yeah, and that's a process you go through annually now?
> Palahniuk: At least annually. You know, there's a television show, Hoarders, where people have those homes filled with stuff. Emotionally, in our minds, we get so filled with resentments where we've got a story about absolutely everything.
- http://www.pbs.org/wnet/tavissmiley/archive/201005/20100528_palahniuk.html
Edit: Found the article:
http://www.menshealth.com/best-life/make-life-worth-living
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jump !VIfloDyEYo joined in and replied with this 14.5 years ago, 28 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #31,614
@previous (Mindwurms !!4IKKtS9GG)
Yea, he really loves the taste of his own dick.
What is his angle there? Is he trying to sound dark, edgy, and mysterious? "oh, toodly-doo, I often considering killing myself once a year and then I clean out the old mental attic."
What a fucking tool.
Yea, he really loves the taste of his own dick.
What is his angle there? Is he trying to sound dark, edgy, and mysterious? "oh, toodly-doo, I often considering killing myself once a year and then I clean out the old mental attic."
What a fucking tool.
Mindwurms !!4IKKtS9GG replied with this 14.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #31,622
@previous (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
I think it's a good experience to give up what you're clinging to, because you'll lose it all anyway.
I think it's a good experience to give up what you're clinging to, because you'll lose it all anyway.
Anonymous I replied with this 14.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #31,627
@31,601 (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
> You are not suffocating
Actually you are.
> You are severing the nervous connections to the brain,
Which itself is not the cause of death. Think about a brain in a vat. It's theoretically possible to keep a brain alive in a vat if it's given the right nutrients and appropriate circulation. The cause of death is a lack of nutrients and circulation in the brain...ie suffocation
> Just because a brain is still active does not mean a person is still technically alive.
Maybe. It does not mean they wouldn't feel pain. There's no way to show one way or the other.
> You are not suffocating
Actually you are.
> You are severing the nervous connections to the brain,
Which itself is not the cause of death. Think about a brain in a vat. It's theoretically possible to keep a brain alive in a vat if it's given the right nutrients and appropriate circulation. The cause of death is a lack of nutrients and circulation in the brain...ie suffocation
> Just because a brain is still active does not mean a person is still technically alive.
Maybe. It does not mean they wouldn't feel pain. There's no way to show one way or the other.
Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 14.5 years ago, 17 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #32,567
@31,614 (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
I think he's saying that at one point he was suicidal, but now he's not because he goes through his annual purge. You should try it.
I think he's saying that at one point he was suicidal, but now he's not because he goes through his annual purge. You should try it.
Jack !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 14.5 years ago, 49 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #32,629
Now my parents are calling me 4 times an hour to yell at me. I will pay anybody what's left of my life savings to come kill me, since I am obviously too scared to do it.
Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 14.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #32,636
Yell at you for...?
Jack !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 14.5 years ago, 59 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #32,640
Jack !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) double-posted this 14.5 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #32,691
How much charcoal would one need to kill himself?
Green !pFNWNYROxA joined in and replied with this 14.5 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #33,236
Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 14.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #33,259
Damn, you come across angstier than Twilight and the whole Final Fantasy combined. :|
Seek help instead of drowning in sorrow... really.
Seek help instead of drowning in sorrow... really.
Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 14.5 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #33,266
Buy some heroin, smoke it on the edge of a building, fall.Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k joined in and replied with this 14.5 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #33,395
> For under 20 bucks
How fucking stupid are you? Cost shouldn't be an issue if you are about to fucking DIE. Rack up some CC bills and make sure your suicide is EPIC!
How fucking stupid are you? Cost shouldn't be an issue if you are about to fucking DIE. Rack up some CC bills and make sure your suicide is EPIC!
Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 14.5 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #33,399
Anonymous Z-1 joined in and replied with this 14.5 years ago, 58 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #33,484
The world is basically a forced labour camp, from which the workers, perfectly innocent, are led forth by lottery a few each day to be executed. Banish the fear of death from men's hearts, and they wouldn't live a day. Who would want this nightmare if not for fear of the next? The shadow of the axe hangs over every joy. Every road ends in death. Or worse. Every friendship. Every love. Torment, loss, betrayal, pain, suffering, age, indignity, hideous lingering illness -- and all of it with a single conclusion. For you, and everyone, and everything you have ever chosen to care for, that is the true brotherhood, the true fellowship. And everyone is a member for life. :3
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 14.5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #33,504
Anonymous Z-1 replied with this 14.5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #33,511
@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
The Sunset Limited, but if it interests you I'd start with one of Cormac McCarthy's better works like The Road or The Crossing.
The Sunset Limited, but if it interests you I'd start with one of Cormac McCarthy's better works like The Road or The Crossing.
advi !!3gpAcg/hF joined in and replied with this 14.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #33,517
Spend $20 on meth from your local dealer. Go into your kitchen, gather every last knife and sharp implement. Spread them all over the house. Lock yourself in your house. Shoot up
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 14.5 years ago, 34 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #33,518
advi !!3gpAcg/hF replied with this 14.5 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #33,521
Double post
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Anonymous U replied with this 14.5 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #34,106
You can buy helium at any party supply store. See if you have a Party Galaxy in your area.
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Mr.Rogers !tiQBrOS.jo joined in and replied with this 14.5 years ago, 48 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #34,150
lol
Anonymous Z-5 joined in and replied with this 14.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #34,153
Reverse the polarity.
It's usually fatal.
It's usually fatal.
Anonymous Z-7 joined in and replied with this 13.2 years ago, 1.3 year later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #322,886
thanks mods
fao leonidas pls read
fao leonidas pls read
d[vv] !!jdS+H4VgV joined in and replied with this 13.2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #322,887
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Anonymous Z-5 replied with this 13.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #322,890
Anonymous Z-9 replied with this 13.2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #322,891
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Marceline !oxyJfPDoNg joined in and replied with this 13.2 years ago, 1 day later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #323,276
Oh wow lol
Anonymous DD's replied with this 13.2 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #323,277
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 13.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #323,278
I haven't seen OP since this thread.
Anonymous Z-9 replied with this 13.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #323,281
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 13.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #323,284
Anonymous Z-9 replied with this 13.2 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #323,286
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
OP may have been on with user id with a borrowed cell phone.
or
"Last Year, 11,000 People Lost Their Cell Phone"
OP may have moved = new IP = New user id
OP may have been on with user id with a borrowed cell phone.
or
"Last Year, 11,000 People Lost Their Cell Phone"
OP may have moved = new IP = New user id
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 13.2 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #323,287
@previous (Z-9)
I'm saying this publically since if I email it to you, you'll find it a year from now and believe it brand new.
I didn't want to tell this to anyone in real life. And there was no one online to tell. But someone must know. And I chose you because it would actually matter to you.
You know I am very emotionally fragile.
The entire time of my e-friendship with Salty, she claimed she only met you once tell almost September, and then you were "just friends". And she flirted with me a lot and claimed she had these weird phobias (like the woman afraid of pickles) and so that's why she was shy of a lot of things.
She ended our "e-friendship" (her term) with you dressed up in her clothes, taking a picture on your laptop, and then where you posted that for a three day weekend in October, the two of you spend it in a hotel having sex the entire time.
And it gets better. What I didn't know is you two were dating the entire time. That she just told people 6/30/11. And there was once a thread in early May or so saying that you met then, which Salty claimed till almost September was the single time.
Ninjj, now you and Salty will probably marry. But if you two ever break up and it's the kind where you don't like her anymore, then remember what I said here. She made an emotionally fragile person crazy on purpose the complete entire time.
Goodbye.
I'm saying this publically since if I email it to you, you'll find it a year from now and believe it brand new.
I didn't want to tell this to anyone in real life. And there was no one online to tell. But someone must know. And I chose you because it would actually matter to you.
You know I am very emotionally fragile.
The entire time of my e-friendship with Salty, she claimed she only met you once tell almost September, and then you were "just friends". And she flirted with me a lot and claimed she had these weird phobias (like the woman afraid of pickles) and so that's why she was shy of a lot of things.
She ended our "e-friendship" (her term) with you dressed up in her clothes, taking a picture on your laptop, and then where you posted that for a three day weekend in October, the two of you spend it in a hotel having sex the entire time.
And it gets better. What I didn't know is you two were dating the entire time. That she just told people 6/30/11. And there was once a thread in early May or so saying that you met then, which Salty claimed till almost September was the single time.
Ninjj, now you and Salty will probably marry. But if you two ever break up and it's the kind where you don't like her anymore, then remember what I said here. She made an emotionally fragile person crazy on purpose the complete entire time.
Goodbye.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 13.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #323,288
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Have you ever thought about the difference between just being comfortable with someone, and being really comfortable with someone?
Now, I know there's strangers that you don't feel comfortable with, and then there's some people that you meet, and even if you don't know them that well, you mysteriously experience a sense of comfort.
And who knows what triggers it? I mean, you don’t even know why you feel comfortable around them: it could be some quality about them, it could be their voice, it could be the rhythm - at which - they speak. It could be something else that you’re not even sure of.
And when you experience that sense of well-being, (deep breath) then maybe - maybe - the more you feel at ease with a person, the more you can permit yourself to do things that you wouldn’t do around strangers. Like, like, you might be able to say things that are on your mind, as you relax around the person you’re with. (Deep breath)
But now, with me, I find, ah, that there’s also a deeper level of comfort. It’s the comfort you feel when you’re with someone who you feel extremely secure around, as if you’ve known this person for a long time. Me, now, how I see it is—it allows you to just let go completely and deeply relax when you’re in this person’s presence. Because some quality about them lets you get this sense of reassurance about them.
To me, now, one thing that I, that I find - and maybe you find this too, I dunno - it’s, it’s like when you listen to them, what they say becomes a lot more fascinating because you feel so calm around them that it allows your imagination to take off, and think of all the fun things you’d like to be doing with them, to the point that you can plan out the time in your future to do all these things with them, these fun things, that you just really would enjoy doing with them.
Now, with me, that’s just how I see it.
Have you ever thought about the difference between just being comfortable with someone, and being really comfortable with someone?
Now, I know there's strangers that you don't feel comfortable with, and then there's some people that you meet, and even if you don't know them that well, you mysteriously experience a sense of comfort.
And who knows what triggers it? I mean, you don’t even know why you feel comfortable around them: it could be some quality about them, it could be their voice, it could be the rhythm - at which - they speak. It could be something else that you’re not even sure of.
And when you experience that sense of well-being, (deep breath) then maybe - maybe - the more you feel at ease with a person, the more you can permit yourself to do things that you wouldn’t do around strangers. Like, like, you might be able to say things that are on your mind, as you relax around the person you’re with. (Deep breath)
But now, with me, I find, ah, that there’s also a deeper level of comfort. It’s the comfort you feel when you’re with someone who you feel extremely secure around, as if you’ve known this person for a long time. Me, now, how I see it is—it allows you to just let go completely and deeply relax when you’re in this person’s presence. Because some quality about them lets you get this sense of reassurance about them.
To me, now, one thing that I, that I find - and maybe you find this too, I dunno - it’s, it’s like when you listen to them, what they say becomes a lot more fascinating because you feel so calm around them that it allows your imagination to take off, and think of all the fun things you’d like to be doing with them, to the point that you can plan out the time in your future to do all these things with them, these fun things, that you just really would enjoy doing with them.
Now, with me, that’s just how I see it.
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 13.2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #323,289
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I don't care if she's a girl. I wish she was a guy then all that attacks she spewed would have less merrit.
Listen, I grew up in a poor ghetto school with thugs and crackheads as my classmates. I was a huge intellectual type and I isolated myself socially to avoid maltreatment. This path continued and I ended up as a socially isolated adult, scared to go out in public.
Then I met salty who claimed to be just like me, right down to being even more afraid of people. Then I trusted her. I opened up and trusted someone for the first time in my life.
I don't care if she's a girl. I wish she was a guy then all that attacks she spewed would have less merrit.
Listen, I grew up in a poor ghetto school with thugs and crackheads as my classmates. I was a huge intellectual type and I isolated myself socially to avoid maltreatment. This path continued and I ended up as a socially isolated adult, scared to go out in public.
Then I met salty who claimed to be just like me, right down to being even more afraid of people. Then I trusted her. I opened up and trusted someone for the first time in my life.
Fucking anon replied with this 13.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #323,290
I could have failed at so many things; I could have written an epic or traveled through time. I could have been a rapper or a car thief, taught philosophy or graduated high school, last in my class. I could have been big and strong and held my head so high; walked the million roads that cross the earth and ran my fingers through the dust of all seven wonders with big blind eyes shining with thoughts of magic and mystery. I could have been a hero—a Batman without Robbin; could’ve learned to laugh when I was sad, or trust in love when I fucked Salty.
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 13.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #323,291
@previous (Fucking anon)
I want Salty to leave me alone. I went through life recently all, "Good I'm forgetting about her. My life is happier."
Then tonight she bullies me more....
1) Gets me ionized on Minichan because she's sadistic
2) Gets me constant banned from ghoul, IP ban, post deletion
3) Gets Minichan, Tinychan, and other forums to constantly harass me.
- sadistic troll white knights falsely accuse me of stalking her and other stuff she makes up.
- sadistic troll white knights falsely claim I do shit like asking her to meet me which hasn't happened for six months
- People impersonating me and writing shit about salty in my name (e.g. anontalk) and then everyone acting like I did it.
- Salty claiming shit like I have skype and bugged her. No I don't have skype.
I just cannot post on Tinychan, Minichan, or elsewhere without this shit. And if I go anon, then salty has people saying everyone is me. And if I leave, salty has people saying everyone is me. And salty says everyone who defends me is me.
This is how every day is for me. Salty using other people to bully me so she can claim innocence.
When Salty stalks and harasses you, she gets an army doing it. Oh and she did get her friends stalking me, calling me on the phone all hours of the night.
I want Salty to leave me alone. I went through life recently all, "Good I'm forgetting about her. My life is happier."
Then tonight she bullies me more....
1) Gets me ionized on Minichan because she's sadistic
2) Gets me constant banned from ghoul, IP ban, post deletion
3) Gets Minichan, Tinychan, and other forums to constantly harass me.
- sadistic troll white knights falsely accuse me of stalking her and other stuff she makes up.
- sadistic troll white knights falsely claim I do shit like asking her to meet me which hasn't happened for six months
- People impersonating me and writing shit about salty in my name (e.g. anontalk) and then everyone acting like I did it.
- Salty claiming shit like I have skype and bugged her. No I don't have skype.
I just cannot post on Tinychan, Minichan, or elsewhere without this shit. And if I go anon, then salty has people saying everyone is me. And if I leave, salty has people saying everyone is me. And salty says everyone who defends me is me.
This is how every day is for me. Salty using other people to bully me so she can claim innocence.
When Salty stalks and harasses you, she gets an army doing it. Oh and she did get her friends stalking me, calling me on the phone all hours of the night.
Anonymous Z-13 joined in and replied with this 13.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #323,292
Z-15 replied with this 13.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #323,294
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 13.2 years ago, 54 seconds later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #323,295
@previous (Z-15)
It's true. Salty sends me pics daily of them having sex and then tells me, "Kill yourself faggot!"
And that is why I now only fap to Edward Cullen.
It's true. Salty sends me pics daily of them having sex and then tells me, "Kill yourself faggot!"
And that is why I now only fap to Edward Cullen.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 13.2 years ago, 52 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #323,309
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 13.2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #323,311
Anonymous Z-9 replied with this 13.2 years ago, 34 seconds later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #323,312
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 13.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #323,347
@323,311 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
I'm okay. I've just not been paying attention to MC. How are you?
@previous (Z-9)
Lolno. I've just not had anything to post. Getting a notification in my browser from here reminded me.
I'm okay. I've just not been paying attention to MC. How are you?
@previous (Z-9)
Lolno. I've just not had anything to post. Getting a notification in my browser from here reminded me.
Anonymous Z-5 replied with this 13.2 years ago, 4 hours later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #323,424
@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
> Lolno. I've just not had anything to post.
So you haven't had to make any decisions recently. then? Good for you.
> Lolno. I've just not had anything to post.
So you haven't had to make any decisions recently. then? Good for you.
pizzaday joined in and replied with this 13.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #323,426
yowza
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 13.2 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #323,439
Anonymous Z-15 joined in and replied with this 13.2 years ago, 1 day later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #324,034
Just get into autoerotic asphyxiation. You'll have a shitload of fun with it, and you'll have the benefit of never knowing when you'll finally push it too far. You're sure to die satisfied.
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Anonymous Z-9 replied with this 13.2 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #324,039
Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 13.2 years ago, 8 hours later, 1.3 year after the original post[^] [v] #324,159
Charcoal + a metal bucket + a bottle of Vodka = $30~
Not particularly cheap, but safe, clean and painless.
Has the added benefit of not being a combination that trips flags, even when bought together in the store.
Not particularly cheap, but safe, clean and painless.
Has the added benefit of not being a combination that trips flags, even when bought together in the store.
Meta joined in and replied with this 11.6 years ago, 1.6 year later, 2.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #459,640
This was a depressing topic.
Triptych !IupsXZPnnU replied with this 11.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #459,642
I was looking into helium and it's expensive. CPAP masks aren't even sold on Amazon. The twats.
Anonymous Z-6 joined in and replied with this 11.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 2.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #459,655
Wait 100 years.
Anonymous Z-18 joined in and replied with this 11.6 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #459,656
Suicide by cop is the best I've heard of.
TheOwl !xi8/JKFwzo replied with this 11.6 years ago, 16 hours later, 2.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #459,721
Meta replied with this 11.6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #459,722
Triptych !IupsXZPnnU replied with this 11.6 years ago, 30 seconds later, 2.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #459,723
Meta replied with this 11.6 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #459,724
@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
Well I guess it is more than $20. I just realized now that OP never specified which dollars they meant: $20 US buys you a lot more suicide than, say, 20 Hong Kong dollars.
But surely cost would be no object if it were, literally, your last purchase.
Well I guess it is more than $20. I just realized now that OP never specified which dollars they meant: $20 US buys you a lot more suicide than, say, 20 Hong Kong dollars.
But surely cost would be no object if it were, literally, your last purchase.
Triptych !IupsXZPnnU replied with this 11.6 years ago, 48 seconds later, 2.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #459,725
squeegee joined in and replied with this 11.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 2.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #459,734
comemph joined in and replied with this 11.5 years ago, 3 weeks later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #462,264
Stop it!!!! Call me 5706370150
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #462,265
Crikey mate, sim really was on top form ITT.
@previous (comemph)
Think you're a bit late, mate. Wanker will've topped himself ages ago if that was his plan.
@previous (comemph)
Think you're a bit late, mate. Wanker will've topped himself ages ago if that was his plan.
Anonymous Z-21 joined in and replied with this 11.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #462,268
Don't do it jack
TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 11.5 years ago, 11 hours later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #462,300
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #462,301
@previous (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
I dunno. Guess he just drifted away. But I imagine he's about the same? Don't think he was particularly unstable or anything.
I dunno. Guess he just drifted away. But I imagine he's about the same? Don't think he was particularly unstable or anything.
Meta replied with this 11.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #462,303
@459,725 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
I guess you could always open a credit card or take out a student loan.
I guess you could always open a credit card or take out a student loan.
thinking about it joined in and replied with this 11.4 years ago, 2 weeks later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #464,557
@previous (Meta)
> I guess you could always open a credit card or take out a student loan.
Yeah but then the money would be charged from your family.
> I guess you could always open a credit card or take out a student loan.
Yeah but then the money would be charged from your family.
Metæ replied with this 11.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #464,576
@previous (thinking about it)
Not necessarily. It would be taken out of your estate but your family wont have to pay it. If you're leaving any significant assets (car, house, jewellery, etc) make sure to get your will in order.
Not necessarily. It would be taken out of your estate but your family wont have to pay it. If you're leaving any significant assets (car, house, jewellery, etc) make sure to get your will in order.
jack joined in and replied with this 11.4 years ago, 3 days later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #465,431
I'm alright
TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 11.4 years ago, 25 minutes later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #465,436
Anonymous Z-21 replied with this 11.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #465,437
Fuck off fake jack
Anonymous Z-21 double-posted this 11.4 years ago, 40 seconds later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #465,438
The real jack is dead, he told me, sent a text that said "fuck this not nearly gay enough earth"
Metæ replied with this 11.4 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #465,443
Tess joined in and replied with this 11.4 years ago, 6 days later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #467,183
All I need to know is if I could kill myself with pills of any kind and if it would hurt
dw ltd llc joined in and replied with this 11.4 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #467,189
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 11.4 years ago, 7 hours later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #467,250
@467,183 (Tess)
They have a very low fatility rate, not recommended.
You can suicide from paracetamol/acetaminophen overdose, but it's excruciating and takes weeks. Just don't.
They have a very low fatility rate, not recommended.
You can suicide from paracetamol/acetaminophen overdose, but it's excruciating and takes weeks. Just don't.
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squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 11.4 years ago, 45 minutes later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #467,253
bullet, nail, hammer, tube.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 11.4 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #467,255
@previous (squeegee !first/o5zA)
I would advise against making a homemade gun, you run the risk of killing your...
Oh, right.
I would advise against making a homemade gun, you run the risk of killing your...
Oh, right.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11.4 years ago, 34 minutes later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #467,259
Extended exposure to Minichan may do it. Or it could give you superpowers. Either one.
Anonymous Z-28 joined in and replied with this 11.4 years ago, 1 day later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #467,435
@31,587 (I)
> The brain is still alive for at least 10 minutes after oxygen has stopped and even longer after the heart has stopped.
True, but the brain loves being deprived of oxygen. It's euphoric, erotic and activates the pineal gland. Since discovering auto-erotic asphyxiation, I've concluded all druggies are dumb shits who like wasting their money. The absolute king of highs can be had entirely for free.
> The brain is still alive for at least 10 minutes after oxygen has stopped and even longer after the heart has stopped.
True, but the brain loves being deprived of oxygen. It's euphoric, erotic and activates the pineal gland. Since discovering auto-erotic asphyxiation, I've concluded all druggies are dumb shits who like wasting their money. The absolute king of highs can be had entirely for free.
Blah joined in and replied with this 11.4 years ago, 3 days later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #468,414
I can't wait to kill myself!
squeegee !first/o5zA replied with this 11.4 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #468,418
@467,435 (Z-28)
i wonder if they'll find you hanging from a coat hanger in the closet
or pantyhose tied around a bedpost.
i wonder if they'll find you hanging from a coat hanger in the closet
or pantyhose tied around a bedpost.
dw ltd replied with this 11.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #468,456
has anybody noticed how this thread has more views than the others
Metæ replied with this 11.4 years ago, 48 minutes later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #468,487
dw ltd replied with this 11.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #468,488
Metæ replied with this 11.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #468,490
@previous (dw ltd)
Did some Googling and this draad is #2 for "whats the best cheap way to commit suicide".
#11 on DuckDuckGo for the same query
Did some Googling and this draad is #2 for "whats the best cheap way to commit suicide".
#11 on DuckDuckGo for the same query
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Ash !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 11.4 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #468,494
@alkalinegirl joined in and replied with this 11.4 years ago, 16 hours later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #468,644
You guys are crazy lol.
Anonymous Z-31 joined in and replied with this 11.4 years ago, 29 minutes later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #468,654
Ash !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 11.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #468,655
Current readers 35,544
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i wot
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i wot
dw llc replied with this 11.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #468,657
!ZUGJPpAFak joined in and replied with this 11.4 years ago, 6 days later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #470,464
Got ere via google wtf is this site???
kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 11.4 years ago, 5 hours later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #470,507
Dillon joined in and replied with this 11.3 years ago, 1 week later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #471,525
You guys are genious minds
Anonymous Z-35 joined in and replied with this 11.3 years ago, 1 day later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #471,725
@30,784 (H)
DO NOT TAKE BENEDRYL. AN OVERDOSE OF IT IS SOOOO TOXIC AND YOU WILL EXPERIENCE SEVERE CONVULSIONS. YOU WILL SURVIVE THIS. THE TRAUMA TO THE BRAIN IS PERMANENT, leaving you with serious lack of brain function, existing this way for life.
It is a terrifying way to try. Taking one or two BENEDRYL makes people sleepy. OVERDOSING ON IT IS VERRRRRRRRY PAINFUL AND LIFE LONG BRAIN AND NUROLOGICAL INJURIES.
DO NOT TAKE BENEDRYL. AN OVERDOSE OF IT IS SOOOO TOXIC AND YOU WILL EXPERIENCE SEVERE CONVULSIONS. YOU WILL SURVIVE THIS. THE TRAUMA TO THE BRAIN IS PERMANENT, leaving you with serious lack of brain function, existing this way for life.
It is a terrifying way to try. Taking one or two BENEDRYL makes people sleepy. OVERDOSING ON IT IS VERRRRRRRRY PAINFUL AND LIFE LONG BRAIN AND NUROLOGICAL INJURIES.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #471,726
@468,490 (Metæ)
@468,494 (Ash !bbKEtchUp.)
Well, it's great advertising, at least!
Though it may not generate many long-term users.
@468,494 (Ash !bbKEtchUp.)
Well, it's great advertising, at least!
Though it may not generate many long-term users.
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Metæ replied with this 11.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 3.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #471,737
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
The only thing worse than killing yourself is spending more than $20 to do it.
The only thing worse than killing yourself is spending more than $20 to do it.
Anonymous Z-36 joined in and replied with this 11.3 years ago, 1 week later, 3.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #473,141
Has anyone heard about the car in the garage left running while you fall asleep theory?
Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 11.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #473,142
Meta replied with this 11.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 3.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #473,157
@473,141 (Z-36)
@previous (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
Takes a long time with modern cars (which produce very little carbon monoxide). I guess you could still asphyxiate from the CO2 but that would be unpleasant -- the sensation of suffocation when you hold your breath is caused by CO2 buildup in the blood.
@previous (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
Takes a long time with modern cars (which produce very little carbon monoxide). I guess you could still asphyxiate from the CO2 but that would be unpleasant -- the sensation of suffocation when you hold your breath is caused by CO2 buildup in the blood.
Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 11.3 years ago, 1 day later, 3.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #473,313
Just Me joined in and replied with this 11.2 years ago, 1 month later, 3.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #479,863
So did you do it or what?!?
Just Me double-posted this 11.2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #479,864
Pills would be my personal preference. Thinking that will be my go-to tonight. I would prefer to never wake up again. Happy tomorrow's to all you lovely posters. And love to my family & friends.
Garak joined in and replied with this 11.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #479,865
Just Me joined in and replied with this 11.2 years ago, 46 minutes later, 3.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #479,871
Thank you Garak :) xoxo friend
Syntax joined in and replied with this 11.2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #479,874
So not one person suggested buying $19.99 in pennies and open gullet and swallow all of them right up to tonsils
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 11.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #479,875
Wendy joined in and replied with this 11.2 years ago, 1 day later, 3.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #480,005
You people are absolutely heartless psychopaths. You had the chance to stop my sister from ending her life but you not only encouraged her but you mocked her! I hope you know we found this on her computer. She was a recluse looking for help & you mocked her! You should all be deeply ashamed! Where is your humanity? My sister was a deeply troubled soul but also an amazing brilliant person. I am just stunned by the lack of compassion in this world.
Anonymous Z-43 joined in and replied with this 11.2 years ago, 52 minutes later, 3.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #480,008
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Anonymous Z-45 joined in and replied with this 11.2 years ago, 1 day later, 3.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #480,267
For $20 you can get some double edged razor blades, some ice, and a box of wine.
Near painless suicide for only $20 or under.
Exit bags are a bit more unless you already have the helium.
@480,005 (Wendy)
Neat. Post it at suicide project.
Near painless suicide for only $20 or under.
Exit bags are a bit more unless you already have the helium.
@480,005 (Wendy)
Neat. Post it at suicide project.
The Captain !PundosRBSM joined in and replied with this 11.2 years ago, 17 minutes later, 3.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #480,268
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11.2 years ago, 53 minutes later, 3.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #480,283
I'm not going to lie, Sim's posts in this topic were pretty funny. I miss him. :(
@30,793 (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
"Our recipe"?
Nega there, apparently a part of some group that designs suicide and distributes them like friendly cooking advice.
@30,793 (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
"Our recipe"?
Nega there, apparently a part of some group that designs suicide and distributes them like friendly cooking advice.
squeegee replied with this 11.2 years ago, 56 minutes later, 3.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #480,291
Anonymous Z-47 joined in and replied with this 11.2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #480,292
squeegee replied with this 11.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #480,294
Anonymous Z-45 replied with this 11.2 years ago, 44 minutes later, 3.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #480,301
oishi a.k.a. oasis joined in and replied with this 11.1 years ago, 3 weeks later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #483,647
Well, i found what i needed. Slit on the wrist seems easy n so does the overdosage of tylenol. By tonight, i will cease to exist. Goodbye world and goodbye haters.
Anonymous Z-39 replied with this 11.1 years ago, 6 hours later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #483,673
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11.1 years ago, 43 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #483,686
i wish that this ducking thread would commit suicide :-/
(not the people inside of it, just the thread itself)
(not the people inside of it, just the thread itself)
Anonymous Z-39 replied with this 11.1 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #483,690
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11.1 years ago, 20 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #483,693
MORDOR joined in and replied with this 11.1 years ago, 16 hours later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #483,777
Get member of a shoot club, its the legal way of possession of a gun. I have a friend who has two guns at least. One to kill elephants and one Luger. He regularly goes to the woods to kill animals or to shoot cans. Be member of a hunting club, get the gun. You'll always have it, just in case. Now don't be lazy all it takes is a membership.
MORDOR double-posted this 11.1 years ago, 1 week later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #485,553
By the way ... READ THIS ..
How Christianity Rose to Dominate Europe
http://www.worldology.com/Christianity/rise_christianity.htm
How Christianity Rose to Dominate Europe
http://www.worldology.com/Christianity/rise_christianity.htm
MORDOR triple-posted this 11.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #485,554
JULIUS CEASAR AND CONSTANTINE ARE THE ROOT OF THIS DICK CUTTING CULTURE WE'RE LIVING IN
Metæ replied with this 11.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #485,572
Syntax replied with this 11.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #485,576
@485,554 (MORDOR)Thanks for that. Needed a dish for a pot luck party on Friday. Caesar Salad with shrimp will be a perfect fit.
I joined in and replied with this 11.1 years ago, 8 hours later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #485,618
Okay so I was legitimately looking into suicide when I found this on google. I read the ENTIRE thread and (shamefully) laughed numerous times. Not doing it. This thread may or may not have saved me
dw skg replied with this 11.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #485,620
Anonymous Z-41 replied with this 11.1 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #485,624
@485,618 (I)
> Okay so I was legitimately looking into suicide
Reconsider please. Planet has limited oxygen. Butterfly effect. If you remain we all have less oxygen to breath.
> Okay so I was legitimately looking into suicide
Reconsider please. Planet has limited oxygen. Butterfly effect. If you remain we all have less oxygen to breath.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11.1 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #485,629
Anyone else find it hilarious how this thread is probably what's most likely to direct new people to here?
Well, maybe not so much hilarious as disturbing. Bit of both, really.
Well, maybe not so much hilarious as disturbing. Bit of both, really.
kaushik joined in and replied with this 11.1 years ago, 1 day later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #485,809
1>mix any mint with coke and put it in the freezer for one day, boil it and drink
2> heat onion on direct flame and put in your under arms, with both the hands in chilled water, do it continuously till you die.
3>wash white butter hundred times and eat.
4>cat hair in food.
5> charred banana in cigarette, smoke...dye.
2> heat onion on direct flame and put in your under arms, with both the hands in chilled water, do it continuously till you die.
3>wash white butter hundred times and eat.
4>cat hair in food.
5> charred banana in cigarette, smoke...dye.
Anonymous Z-52 joined in and replied with this 11.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #485,810
If you're still posting suicide tips in this thread, I suggest you use them on yourselves.
Just a fun fact: I was Anonymous Z-18 the last time I posted a tip in this thread.
Just a fun fact: I was Anonymous Z-18 the last time I posted a tip in this thread.
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Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 11.1 years ago, 1 day later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #486,077
This was three years ago?! Holy shit.
Anonymous Z-54 joined in and replied with this 11.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #486,082
dw !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 11.1 years ago, 19 hours later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #486,151
anonnn. joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 days later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #486,549
so the best way to peacefully die is.... ?
anonnn. double-posted this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #486,550
And I don't care about expenses?! Just want an answer.
Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #486,551
@486,151 (dw !jdTkvovFCQ)
> Okay so I was legitimately looking into suicide
> Reconsider please. Planet has limited oxygen. Butterfly effect. If you remain we all have less oxygen to breath.
Yes in theory only. Tearing out rain forest and equiv all over Planet Earth no longer provides nuff plants to take in Carbon Dioxide to convert to oxygen
Waszzz that your point?
> Okay so I was legitimately looking into suicide
> Reconsider please. Planet has limited oxygen. Butterfly effect. If you remain we all have less oxygen to breath.
Yes in theory only. Tearing out rain forest and equiv all over Planet Earth no longer provides nuff plants to take in Carbon Dioxide to convert to oxygen
Waszzz that your point?
dw !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 11 years ago, 28 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #486,553
Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #486,554
Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #486,555
@486,553 (dw !jdTkvovFCQ)
Damn I bet in Biology I never learned that fact - Looked it up and Yikes - I mean I new the stuff was very important cause I need more Omega3 then most people and basis of Omega3 is bottom feeding fish suck on it which becomes the only oil in body n large fish eat such fish so they end up with it as well
Life-giving Slime
http://www.ecology.com/2011/09/12/important-organism/
Seaweed are not plants, but are algae. Not only do algae provide much of the Earth's oxygen, they are also the base for almost all marine life. Green algae get their color from chlorophyll and exist on or near the surface where there is plenty of sunlight. Green algae are not as common in the ocean as brown and red seaweed. It is also more closely related to land plants than any other type of algae. Source: Washington State Parks
It is estimated that marine plants produce between 70 and 80 percent of the oxygen in the atmosphere. Nearly all marine plants are single celled, photosynthetic algae. Yup, that’s right, good ol’ scum on the pond…green gak…..slip slimein’ away. Even marine seaweed is many times colonial algae. They are a bunch of single cells trying to look like a big plant (see seaweed photo), but they are really individuals.
We need marine algae a whole lot more than they need us. Think about it, 70 percent to 80 percent of all the oxygen we breathe comes from algae! Without them we would really be sucking wind, but not for long! At this point, you may be saying, “Yo! What about the trees and other land plants?” Trees and other land plants are very important, no doubt about it. But for pure survival, we couldn’t make it without algae.
Damn I bet in Biology I never learned that fact - Looked it up and Yikes - I mean I new the stuff was very important cause I need more Omega3 then most people and basis of Omega3 is bottom feeding fish suck on it which becomes the only oil in body n large fish eat such fish so they end up with it as well
Life-giving Slime
http://www.ecology.com/2011/09/12/important-organism/
Seaweed are not plants, but are algae. Not only do algae provide much of the Earth's oxygen, they are also the base for almost all marine life. Green algae get their color from chlorophyll and exist on or near the surface where there is plenty of sunlight. Green algae are not as common in the ocean as brown and red seaweed. It is also more closely related to land plants than any other type of algae. Source: Washington State Parks
It is estimated that marine plants produce between 70 and 80 percent of the oxygen in the atmosphere. Nearly all marine plants are single celled, photosynthetic algae. Yup, that’s right, good ol’ scum on the pond…green gak…..slip slimein’ away. Even marine seaweed is many times colonial algae. They are a bunch of single cells trying to look like a big plant (see seaweed photo), but they are really individuals.
We need marine algae a whole lot more than they need us. Think about it, 70 percent to 80 percent of all the oxygen we breathe comes from algae! Without them we would really be sucking wind, but not for long! At this point, you may be saying, “Yo! What about the trees and other land plants?” Trees and other land plants are very important, no doubt about it. But for pure survival, we couldn’t make it without algae.
LeCaptain joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #486,595
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Anonymous Z-47 replied with this 11 years ago, 21 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #486,598
@OP
Skunk bite. Just get a skunk to bite you. 99 times out of 100 it's fatal within days...
Skunk bite. Just get a skunk to bite you. 99 times out of 100 it's fatal within days...
MORDOR replied with this 11 years ago, 3 days later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #487,018
The best way to kill yourself cheaply is to read the bible !! hahahahha
dw skg replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #487,021
@previous (MORDOR)
what's your fuckin' problem broh? You think it's fuckin' funny to make fun of other peoples' religions? That's fucking wack homie, smh
what's your fuckin' problem broh? You think it's fuckin' funny to make fun of other peoples' religions? That's fucking wack homie, smh
Anonymous Z-44 replied with this 11 years ago, 2 days later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #487,276
@previous (dw skg)
religion is the root of all evil... it drives men to kill one another... you are a fucking moron
religion is the root of all evil... it drives men to kill one another... you are a fucking moron
dw skg replied with this 11 years ago, 59 minutes later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #487,290
@previous (Z-44)
I've i ve said it before I'll say it once more conflicts are never solely religious they are complex and political always so why be dumb and blame a scapegoat as 'the root of all evil'
I've i ve said it before I'll say it once more conflicts are never solely religious they are complex and political always so why be dumb and blame a scapegoat as 'the root of all evil'
Anonymous 5491 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 week later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #488,197
Searched painless suicide, after 3 websites I ended here. I read every post from 3 years of trolls and actually found the information I needed. Wonder why? Girlfriend of 10 years yes I said girlfriend of 10 years is a whore she's out cheating on me right now. I make 250$ every 2 weeks and am 23, the first time I attempted this I was 12 clothes rod in the closet broke when I dropped, at 16 I gashed my wrist (not deep enough) and took off on my dirtbike with a flat tire only to end up arrested and thrown in the loony bin cause the counsolor at the hospital didn't like my suck my dick I ain't tellin you shit attitude, at 17 I downed around 15 Xanax and 30 benydryl (tripped harder than acid) woke up with sore body and ruined nerves for about a year after(would shiver as if I was extremely cold almost convulsions at times) had few years of good times minus multiple Driving violations for no license and warrants being issued every couple month, I moved to New York City to start life over and get away from the girl 3 months in severe depression kicked back in and I contacted her which ended in me moving back home now for 2 years I've been in hell the only person i will hurt with my death is my mom my nephew and neice and my dog 3 of 4 will forget me, my moms had a rough enough life with 5 kids by herself for me to burden her with my death it will kill her to see me go idk if I can put her thru that but is her happiness worth my pain
Anonymous Z-41 replied with this 11 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #488,198
@previous (Anonymous 5491)
> 15 Xanax and 30 benydryl (tripped harder than acid) woke up with sore body and ruined nerves for about a year after(would shiver as if I was extremely cold almost convulsions at times) 15 Xanax and 30 benydryl (tripped harder than acid) woke up with sore body and ruined nerves for about a year after(would shiver as if I was extremely cold almost convulsions at times) had few years of good times
> 15 Xanax and 30 benydryl (tripped harder than acid) woke up with sore body and ruined nerves for about a year after(would shiver as if I was extremely cold almost convulsions at times) had few years of good times
Which only means you can have many more if you want to? All up to you and only you. Go for more good and leave all that fail/bad behind. In any game played in life you always get to start over.
Just start over. Failure is not an option.
> 15 Xanax and 30 benydryl (tripped harder than acid) woke up with sore body and ruined nerves for about a year after(would shiver as if I was extremely cold almost convulsions at times) 15 Xanax and 30 benydryl (tripped harder than acid) woke up with sore body and ruined nerves for about a year after(would shiver as if I was extremely cold almost convulsions at times) had few years of good times
> 15 Xanax and 30 benydryl (tripped harder than acid) woke up with sore body and ruined nerves for about a year after(would shiver as if I was extremely cold almost convulsions at times) had few years of good times
Which only means you can have many more if you want to? All up to you and only you. Go for more good and leave all that fail/bad behind. In any game played in life you always get to start over.
Just start over. Failure is not an option.
dw replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #488,209
Kohao joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 days later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #488,655
I too was looking up suicide and found this thread. And I have to say that the """trolls""" saved me. The dumb, unhelpful comments were hilarious and well, I don't know this site at all but thanks guys
idgaf joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 days later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #489,266
I've tried killin myself 18 times since 2009 in very lethal ways. No success. Don't do tylenol, painful as all get out. Pills period, garbage, you just throw up n feel like shyt. Ive learned over the attempts wut I should've done. Take a bunch of rat poison pellets, a few boxes for several days to a week, you may have a stroke as I was close to one, but it this ur blood then slit a good vein, blood will be so thin u can bleed out quick. Antifreeze, sweet n tasty but just gets you drunk as fukkkkk. Know where the veins in ur throat are before you try that. I read Nembutal, marilyn Monroe killed herself with it. U mix powder with favorite liquor n go to sleep. My next step if I can get a hold of that or a for sure way is suicide by cop one false move n they will shoot you dead! Or go to a shooting range, rent a gun, fire a few at the Target, then turn on urself. Fuck all Yall makin jokes bout the shyt. You don't know Why folks may wanna just go. I suffer 2 terminal illnesses my quality of life is none I live in pain n suffering every fucking day meds dont work tx don't work I can't work a job n disability don't pay shyt and I'm fucking only 38 n u think I wanna keep living life like this? Would you? So fuck Yall. killin urself over sum bitch or man hell naw yea dumb. But wen u live on life support suffering, you'll beg for anyone to pull the fuckin plug. Keep it 100 and don't speak upon shyt you kno nuttin about...nuff said
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Titicaca joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #489,336
@OP> I'm not planning on doing it, i'm just curious.
Indian food at a real indian restaurant with real indian chefs and imported water from the Ganges River.
Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 11 years ago, 4 days later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #490,036
@489,266 (idgaf)
> I've tried killin myself 18 times since 2009 in very lethal ways. No success. Don't do tylenol, painful as all get out. Pills period, garbage, you just throw up n feel like shyt. Ive learned over the attempts wut I should've done. Take a bunch of rat poison pellets, a few boxes for several days to a week, you may have a stroke as I was close to one, but it this ur blood then slit a good vein, blood will be so thin u can bleed out quick. Antifreeze, sweet n tasty but just gets you drunk as fukkkkk. Know where the veins in ur throat are before you try that. I read Nembutal, marilyn Monroe killed herself with it. U mix powder with favorite liquor n go to sleep. My next step if I can get a hold of that or a for sure way is suicide by cop one false move n they will shoot you dead! Or go to a shooting range, rent a gun, fire a few at the Target, then turn on urself. Fuck all Yall makin jokes bout the shyt. You don't know Why folks may wanna just go. I suffer 2 terminal illnesses my quality of life is none I live in pain n suffering every fucking day meds dont work tx don't work I can't work a job n disability don't pay shyt and I'm fucking only 38 n u think I wanna keep living life like this? Would you? So fuck Yall. killin urself over sum bitch or man hell naw yea dumb. But wen u live on life support suffering, you'll beg for anyone to pull the fuckin plug. Keep it 100 and don't speak upon shyt you kno nuttin about...nuff said
> I've tried killin myself 18 times since 2009 in very lethal ways. No success. Don't do tylenol, painful as all get out. Pills period, garbage, you just throw up n feel like shyt. Ive learned over the attempts wut I should've done. Take a bunch of rat poison pellets, a few boxes for several days to a week, you may have a stroke as I was close to one, but it this ur blood then slit a good vein, blood will be so thin u can bleed out quick. Antifreeze, sweet n tasty but just gets you drunk as fukkkkk. Know where the veins in ur throat are before you try that. I read Nembutal, marilyn Monroe killed herself with it. U mix powder with favorite liquor n go to sleep. My next step if I can get a hold of that or a for sure way is suicide by cop one false move n they will shoot you dead! Or go to a shooting range, rent a gun, fire a few at the Target, then turn on urself. Fuck all Yall makin jokes bout the shyt. You don't know Why folks may wanna just go. I suffer 2 terminal illnesses my quality of life is none I live in pain n suffering every fucking day meds dont work tx don't work I can't work a job n disability don't pay shyt and I'm fucking only 38 n u think I wanna keep living life like this? Would you? So fuck Yall. killin urself over sum bitch or man hell naw yea dumb. But wen u live on life support suffering, you'll beg for anyone to pull the fuckin plug. Keep it 100 and don't speak upon shyt you kno nuttin about...nuff said
Anonymous Z-39 replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #490,037
Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #490,038
@previous (Z-39)
> keep it 100 friend real shit
Keep it 100 and don't speak upon shyt you kno nuttin about...nuff said
> keep it 100 friend real shit
Keep it 100 and don't speak upon shyt you kno nuttin about...nuff said
Anonymous Z-39 replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #490,040
Anonymous Z-63 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 hours later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #490,086
If you can get ahold of a syringe or a needle then you don't have to put anything in it. Just air and you put it in a vein and you will have a air bubble in your blood vein and it'll kill you and that's pretty simple and if you live in a bad neighborhood then you can find a needle anywhere but make sure that it has nothing in it but air you're welcome but don't do it!!!!!(Edited 4 minutes later.)
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 8 hours later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #490,103
Titicaca joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 day later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #490,262
Eating tainted shell fish. Like piss clams with warm mayonnaise.
Flapjack double-posted this 11 years ago, 35 seconds later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #490,263
Eating tainted shell fish. Like piss clams with warm mayonnaise.
Anonymous Z-65 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #490,266
Okay so I googled stuff and ended up here. I just want to say nearly half the people on this page made me laugh. Keep doing what you're doing because yous put a smile on my face. Thanks for the tips, see y'all in hell ;D -Elisha
Anonymous Z-65 double-posted this 11 years ago, 45 seconds later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #490,267
Okay so I googled stuff and ended up here. I just want to say nearly half the people on this page made me laugh. Keep doing what you're doing because yous put a smile on my face. Thanks for the tips, see y'all in hell ;D -Elisha
!PAloPxqksI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 23 hours later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #490,343
One must choke on his cats sausage to comit suicide,Titicaca replied with this 11 years ago, 24 minutes later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #490,345
Get between a Down's syndrome person and a plate of brownies and you won't live long.Anonymous Z-39 replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #490,350
@490,103 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
No you are very naive for thinking religion is ever the absolute source of conflict get fucked
Get a god damn education
No you are very naive for thinking religion is ever the absolute source of conflict get fucked
Get a god damn education
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 18 hours later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #490,425
@previous (Z-39)
No, it is quite definetely you who is being naive. Tell me that all of those anti-science fundies aren't motivated mainly by religion. Tell me that those nutters trying to ban contraception in Africa aren't primarily motivated by religion. Tell me that suicide bombers, or religious terrorism in general isn't motivated primarily by religion. And that's not getting into issues in which religion is still a major contributing factor, like sexism or playing people off agianst each other.
> Get a god damn education
Yes, anybody who disagrees with you must be stupid.
No, it is quite definetely you who is being naive. Tell me that all of those anti-science fundies aren't motivated mainly by religion. Tell me that those nutters trying to ban contraception in Africa aren't primarily motivated by religion. Tell me that suicide bombers, or religious terrorism in general isn't motivated primarily by religion. And that's not getting into issues in which religion is still a major contributing factor, like sexism or playing people off agianst each other.
> Get a god damn education
Yes, anybody who disagrees with you must be stupid.
(Edited 4 minutes later.)
Anonymous Z-39 replied with this 11 years ago, 34 minutes later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #490,437
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
you ARE being stupid
Nutters are banning contraception in the US but only for women
I see that as a women's rights issue
Religious terrorism is most often just as anti-imperialist, ideological and power-political as it is religious
No conflict is that simple why is that hard to believe
God damn angry atheists
yes and again i think/agree that Christian attitudes in can be harmful when they are used in conjunction with SEPARATE political agendæ and yes 'radical Islam' is often used as a scapegoat to do terrible shit yes on the surface it makes it seem like religion itself is the source right? But it's the people come on
And when men use religion to maintain power over women that doesn't mean it's a religious issue
People aren't that dumb
and for a lot of communities - namely PoC in white-controlled states - organized religion is a great way to establish community/connections etc
Anti-religion is just dumb stance you know what i am getting at it's just you dummies not anybody
you ARE being stupid
Nutters are banning contraception in the US but only for women
I see that as a women's rights issue
Religious terrorism is most often just as anti-imperialist, ideological and power-political as it is religious
No conflict is that simple why is that hard to believe
God damn angry atheists
yes and again i think/agree that Christian attitudes in can be harmful when they are used in conjunction with SEPARATE political agendæ and yes 'radical Islam' is often used as a scapegoat to do terrible shit yes on the surface it makes it seem like religion itself is the source right? But it's the people come on
And when men use religion to maintain power over women that doesn't mean it's a religious issue
People aren't that dumb
and for a lot of communities - namely PoC in white-controlled states - organized religion is a great way to establish community/connections etc
Anti-religion is just dumb stance you know what i am getting at it's just you dummies not anybody
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #490,443
@previous (Z-39)
> Nutters are banning contraception in the US but only for women
> I see that as a women's rights issue
I provided an example that was clearly motivated by religion. And even then, religion is a major contributing factor in your example. It promotes and reinforces those mindsets.
> Religious terrorism is most often just as anti-imperialist, ideological and power-political as it is religious
No. Religion is clearly a primary motivation for many terroritst groups. That there are other factors in play doesn't change that religion is their primary excuse. And can we really say that quite so many people would be willing to blow themselves up if they didn't think that they would go to some paradise afterwards?
We also have shit like different sects forcing their opressive ideas on those that they can conquer, and the active opposition of any science which happens to oppose their established dogma. Again, religion as the primary motivator.
> No conflict is that simple why is that hard to believe
You are misunderstanding my view. I am not saying that religion is the root of all evil, but that it is a major contributing factor to many evils. Remove it, and there will be less such things happening in the world.
> and for a lot of communities - namely PoC in white-controlled states - organized religion is a great way to establish community/connections etc
Religion is not necessary to do that.
> you ARE being stupid
> it's just you dummies
Why must keep trying to strawman people who disagree with you as being of lesser intelligence? Do you really think that not liking religion in itself makes them less intelligent than if they weren't critical of it? This is quite a pretentious way to look at it. I don't think that you are less intelligent just for disagreeing with me, I jusy disagree with your logic.
> Nutters are banning contraception in the US but only for women
> I see that as a women's rights issue
I provided an example that was clearly motivated by religion. And even then, religion is a major contributing factor in your example. It promotes and reinforces those mindsets.
> Religious terrorism is most often just as anti-imperialist, ideological and power-political as it is religious
No. Religion is clearly a primary motivation for many terroritst groups. That there are other factors in play doesn't change that religion is their primary excuse. And can we really say that quite so many people would be willing to blow themselves up if they didn't think that they would go to some paradise afterwards?
We also have shit like different sects forcing their opressive ideas on those that they can conquer, and the active opposition of any science which happens to oppose their established dogma. Again, religion as the primary motivator.
> No conflict is that simple why is that hard to believe
You are misunderstanding my view. I am not saying that religion is the root of all evil, but that it is a major contributing factor to many evils. Remove it, and there will be less such things happening in the world.
> and for a lot of communities - namely PoC in white-controlled states - organized religion is a great way to establish community/connections etc
Religion is not necessary to do that.
> you ARE being stupid
> it's just you dummies
Why must keep trying to strawman people who disagree with you as being of lesser intelligence? Do you really think that not liking religion in itself makes them less intelligent than if they weren't critical of it? This is quite a pretentious way to look at it. I don't think that you are less intelligent just for disagreeing with me, I jusy disagree with your logic.
Titicaca replied with this 11 years ago, 3 days later, 3.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #490,973
Have sex with this broad and chances are you won't live through the event. Suffocation is at a 97% certainty status. Death from shame is also at a record high76%.ReReRe-Tard joined in and replied with this 10.9 years ago, 3 weeks later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #494,303
im a dj
Pretty poison joined in and replied with this 10.9 years ago, 2 weeks later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #496,366
U guys are assholes lmao I lookin for ways to kill myself but u jerk ruined it with your foolishness lol thanks a lot
Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 10.9 years ago, 11 hours later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #496,465
@previous (Pretty poison)
You people are absolutely heartless psychopaths. You had the chance to stop my sister from ending her life but you not only encouraged her but you mocked her! I hope you know we found this on her computer. She was a recluse looking for help & you mocked her! You should all be deeply ashamed! Where is your humanity? My sister was a deeply troubled soul but also an amazing brilliant person. I am just stunned by the lack of compassion in this world.
You people are absolutely heartless psychopaths. You had the chance to stop my sister from ending her life but you not only encouraged her but you mocked her! I hope you know we found this on her computer. She was a recluse looking for help & you mocked her! You should all be deeply ashamed! Where is your humanity? My sister was a deeply troubled soul but also an amazing brilliant person. I am just stunned by the lack of compassion in this world.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 10.9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #496,467
Anonymous Z-70 joined in and replied with this 10.8 years ago, 4 days later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #497,165
I'm full of legitimate reasons to kill myself. Most of them are logical.
I'm a struggling single widowed father who suffers from major depression, hypersexuality and a fuckload of abuse, neglect, abandonment and trauma from life's bullshit. I can't get anywhere despite an iq over 160, this fucked up system we call an economy is one sick twisted joke. I can't keep a friend, I can't keep a relationship past "Hi, how are you?" and my family couldn't care less. I have no support network, therapy is way too damn expensive, I've been impoverished all my life which has killed my credit, I'm fucked all around.
I'm giving the world 6 months, starting today, to give me a reason to live. Good luck.
I'm a struggling single widowed father who suffers from major depression, hypersexuality and a fuckload of abuse, neglect, abandonment and trauma from life's bullshit. I can't get anywhere despite an iq over 160, this fucked up system we call an economy is one sick twisted joke. I can't keep a friend, I can't keep a relationship past "Hi, how are you?" and my family couldn't care less. I have no support network, therapy is way too damn expensive, I've been impoverished all my life which has killed my credit, I'm fucked all around.
I'm giving the world 6 months, starting today, to give me a reason to live. Good luck.
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 10.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #497,172
Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 10.8 years ago, 17 hours later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #497,249
Anonymous Z-71 joined in and replied with this 10.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #497,251
wtf is this suicide prevention thing
r04r replied with this 10.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #497,252
Anonymous Z-72 joined in and replied with this 10.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 3.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #497,264
RODROM replied with this 10.8 years ago, 5 days later, 3.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #498,998
Quotes:
My religion centers on developing a meaningful relationship to God, whose existence you really aren\'t able to deny. Jesus taught us how to approach this humbly and respectfully, and the trust required that be placed in God - your months long Capitalized ranting exemplifies how when we really try, God provides us with excuses, alibis, and even amounts of reasoning for the bad and wrong so that we can concentrate on the important - you must be possessed by a devil or emotionally disturbed due to TV viewing somehow.. This article shot short of describing why so many people \'gave in\' to Christianity (and donned armor to march en mass into battle sigh).
#58 - alright - 08/10/2014 - 20:29
CHRIST GAVE HIS LIFE FOR HUMANITY .. AND THEREFOR MIGHT HAVE GONE TO HEAVEN. SO WHY DONT YOU GIVE YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW .. JUMP OF A BRIDGE .. GIVE YOUR LIFE AND DIE .. GOD WILL LOVE YOU FOR IT. GO ON SUICIDAL PRICK. PREACHING ABOUT GOD AND CHRIST. LETS MASSACRE YOU .. YOU ARE THE NEXT JESUS CHRIST.
FOLLOW IN HIS FOOTSTEPS. SO IF THAT IS WHAT YOU BELIEVE YOU MUST DO. DONT DO IT TO ME AND DONT DO IT TO OTHERS. NO ONE WANTS TO BE CRUCIFIED FOR WHAT REASON SO EVER. FUCKING CRUCIFIER. AND DONT YOU FORGET TO SERVE HIM. OR ELSE !! FUCKING DICK
#59 - MORDOR - 09/20/2014 - 06:31
YOU ARE NOT PERFECT. DONT BEHAVE LIKE YOU ARE.
#60 - MIORDER - 09/20/2014 - 06:38
YOU LITTLE CHRISTIAN TWAT. YOU DONT KNOW THE POWER OF THE BIBLE AND WHAT IS DOES TO A POOR SPIRIT. THERE ARE PEOPLE SUFFERING THE BELIEVES OF GIVNG THE OTHER CHEECK TO THE EXTENT THAT THEY SUFFER SOOOO MUCH. AND ALL THE CHRISTIAN COMPASSION YOU CAN SUMMON IS ... GIVE THE OTHER CHEECK AGAIN. THESE PEOPLE ARE SO POOR YOU CAN CALL THEM DOGS. OR PEOPLE WITH AN EXTREMELY GREAT CONSCIESNESS ABOUT COMPASSION OR WHAT IS GOOD AND WHAT IS WRONG. THEIR COMPASSION AND KNOWLEDGE IS SO GREAT THAT THEY GIVE THE OTHER CHEECK ALLWAYS .. AND YOU WHAT YOU STUPID FUCK.. IT HURTS ... IT HURTS LIKE HELL. AND YES CHRIST SUFFERED ON THE CROSS. IF YOU DENY THIS FACT YOUR MESSAGE IS ACTUALLY HURTING THE POOREST OF THE POOR. BECAUSE YOU AND YOUR BELIEVES. WHY DONT YOU REACH OUT AND GIVE A HAND TO THOSE CHRISTIAN SOULS. WHO ARE WITHOUT DEFENCE AND SUFFER. REACH OUT A HAND TO THEM AND DO NOT EVER, EVER PREACH ABOUT CHRIST AND THE BIBLE AGAIN. YOUR COMPASSION FOR THOSE KIND OF MINDS IS EXACTLY ZERO. AND YES .. SURELY YOU MUST FEEL GREAT WITH YOUR AKA HUMBLE SPIRITUALITY WITH GOD. BUT YOU FIGHT LIKE A COWARD WITH EXACTLY ZERO CONSCIESNESS FOR THOSE WHO ARE NOT LOVED BY GOD. YOU WOULD ACTULLLY BELIEVE THAT IF THEY WOULD BE MORE HUMBLE AND GIVE THE OTHER CHEECK MORE THAT THEY WOULD BECOME HAPPY. YOU ARE SO VERY WRONG. YOU ONLY CARE ABOUT YOURSELF AND YOUR RELATION WITH GOD. AND DARE I SAY .. YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT THE POOR. NOR DO YOU UNDERSTAND THEM. I DO .. AND HERE IN BLACK AND WHITE SOME MONEY FOR THE POOR. ROOOO ... FOR THOSE WHO CANT. YOU DICKFART I DARE YOU TO DO THE SAME. YOU LITTLE FART OF COMPASSION.
end Quotes.
My religion centers on developing a meaningful relationship to God, whose existence you really aren\'t able to deny. Jesus taught us how to approach this humbly and respectfully, and the trust required that be placed in God - your months long Capitalized ranting exemplifies how when we really try, God provides us with excuses, alibis, and even amounts of reasoning for the bad and wrong so that we can concentrate on the important - you must be possessed by a devil or emotionally disturbed due to TV viewing somehow.. This article shot short of describing why so many people \'gave in\' to Christianity (and donned armor to march en mass into battle sigh).
#58 - alright - 08/10/2014 - 20:29
CHRIST GAVE HIS LIFE FOR HUMANITY .. AND THEREFOR MIGHT HAVE GONE TO HEAVEN. SO WHY DONT YOU GIVE YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW .. JUMP OF A BRIDGE .. GIVE YOUR LIFE AND DIE .. GOD WILL LOVE YOU FOR IT. GO ON SUICIDAL PRICK. PREACHING ABOUT GOD AND CHRIST. LETS MASSACRE YOU .. YOU ARE THE NEXT JESUS CHRIST.
FOLLOW IN HIS FOOTSTEPS. SO IF THAT IS WHAT YOU BELIEVE YOU MUST DO. DONT DO IT TO ME AND DONT DO IT TO OTHERS. NO ONE WANTS TO BE CRUCIFIED FOR WHAT REASON SO EVER. FUCKING CRUCIFIER. AND DONT YOU FORGET TO SERVE HIM. OR ELSE !! FUCKING DICK
#59 - MORDOR - 09/20/2014 - 06:31
YOU ARE NOT PERFECT. DONT BEHAVE LIKE YOU ARE.
#60 - MIORDER - 09/20/2014 - 06:38
YOU LITTLE CHRISTIAN TWAT. YOU DONT KNOW THE POWER OF THE BIBLE AND WHAT IS DOES TO A POOR SPIRIT. THERE ARE PEOPLE SUFFERING THE BELIEVES OF GIVNG THE OTHER CHEECK TO THE EXTENT THAT THEY SUFFER SOOOO MUCH. AND ALL THE CHRISTIAN COMPASSION YOU CAN SUMMON IS ... GIVE THE OTHER CHEECK AGAIN. THESE PEOPLE ARE SO POOR YOU CAN CALL THEM DOGS. OR PEOPLE WITH AN EXTREMELY GREAT CONSCIESNESS ABOUT COMPASSION OR WHAT IS GOOD AND WHAT IS WRONG. THEIR COMPASSION AND KNOWLEDGE IS SO GREAT THAT THEY GIVE THE OTHER CHEECK ALLWAYS .. AND YOU WHAT YOU STUPID FUCK.. IT HURTS ... IT HURTS LIKE HELL. AND YES CHRIST SUFFERED ON THE CROSS. IF YOU DENY THIS FACT YOUR MESSAGE IS ACTUALLY HURTING THE POOREST OF THE POOR. BECAUSE YOU AND YOUR BELIEVES. WHY DONT YOU REACH OUT AND GIVE A HAND TO THOSE CHRISTIAN SOULS. WHO ARE WITHOUT DEFENCE AND SUFFER. REACH OUT A HAND TO THEM AND DO NOT EVER, EVER PREACH ABOUT CHRIST AND THE BIBLE AGAIN. YOUR COMPASSION FOR THOSE KIND OF MINDS IS EXACTLY ZERO. AND YES .. SURELY YOU MUST FEEL GREAT WITH YOUR AKA HUMBLE SPIRITUALITY WITH GOD. BUT YOU FIGHT LIKE A COWARD WITH EXACTLY ZERO CONSCIESNESS FOR THOSE WHO ARE NOT LOVED BY GOD. YOU WOULD ACTULLLY BELIEVE THAT IF THEY WOULD BE MORE HUMBLE AND GIVE THE OTHER CHEECK MORE THAT THEY WOULD BECOME HAPPY. YOU ARE SO VERY WRONG. YOU ONLY CARE ABOUT YOURSELF AND YOUR RELATION WITH GOD. AND DARE I SAY .. YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT THE POOR. NOR DO YOU UNDERSTAND THEM. I DO .. AND HERE IN BLACK AND WHITE SOME MONEY FOR THE POOR. ROOOO ... FOR THOSE WHO CANT. YOU DICKFART I DARE YOU TO DO THE SAME. YOU LITTLE FART OF COMPASSION.
end Quotes.
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RODROM double-posted this 10.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #499,000
Mr. Allright thought he could crucify others using the bible. He is in fact a coward.
Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 10.8 years ago, 35 minutes later, 3.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #499,006
Anonymous Z-73 joined in and replied with this 10.8 years ago, 5 hours later, 3.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #499,040
Anonymous Z-6 replied with this 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #499,041
Anonymous Z-73 replied with this 10.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #499,042
@previous (Z-6)
A US number? I doubt it.
Edit:
> The Lifeline number and Lifeline chat are only available in the United States
A US number? I doubt it.
Edit:
> The Lifeline number and Lifeline chat are only available in the United States
(Edited 31 seconds later.)
Anonymous Z-6 replied with this 10.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #499,044
@previous (Z-73)
...Do you not know how phones work? You can call other countries by prefixing the number with the country code, which is 1 for the US. If you click the banner their website also has an online chat. Maybe they won't be able to fully help you through the US number (but your call will definitely connect), but they will most certainly be able to point you in the direction of where to reach out to within their own country.
...Do you not know how phones work? You can call other countries by prefixing the number with the country code, which is 1 for the US. If you click the banner their website also has an online chat. Maybe they won't be able to fully help you through the US number (but your call will definitely connect), but they will most certainly be able to point you in the direction of where to reach out to within their own country.
r04r double-posted this 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #499,046
@499,042 (Z-73)
Also feel free to find/make a better banner for international use and we'll use that instead. This would be a lot more useful than just complaining.
Also feel free to find/make a better banner for international use and we'll use that instead. This would be a lot more useful than just complaining.
squeegee replied with this 10.8 years ago, 19 minutes later, 3.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #499,050
nice. that's exactly what this thread was missing.
TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 10.8 years ago, 44 minutes later, 3.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #499,063
@499,044 (Z-6)
Of course I know you could call from outside the US (if they even accept your call; "[we] are only available in the United States"). The point is it would cost, even as much as a premium number in some places. Nobody wants that highlighted on their bill.
@499,046 (r04r)
Don't seem to be many others that aren't again US-only or country specific. You could use a smaller version of this I guess.
Of course I know you could call from outside the US (if they even accept your call; "[we] are only available in the United States"). The point is it would cost, even as much as a premium number in some places. Nobody wants that highlighted on their bill.
@499,046 (r04r)
Don't seem to be many others that aren't again US-only or country specific. You could use a smaller version of this I guess.
!50utvA0t3I joined in and replied with this 10.7 years ago, 1 month later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #509,741
just get a belt u hav a strap it tight enough so the breathing stops
justwanna kill me so she wont joined in and replied with this 10.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #509,765
I would kill myself for someone that always get angy me.she would be "unstressfull anymore ;-);-)<3<3:-):-):-):-):-):-):):):):):):D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:-]:-]:-]:-]:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P
just a forgoten child joined in and replied with this 10.7 years ago, 1 day later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #509,943
Piercing needles, hurt less then Razer blades, cut deep and fast. They are cheap as shit. Don't hang urself you may be unsuccessful with a fucked up back and or brain injury. Overdosing you will most likely get scared tell someone go to a hospital drink charcoal and shit and throw up black stuff at the same time. Don't inject air into a vain I hear it just makes u wanna die but dosnt kill u. So you never hear people say this but piercing needles arnt so painful. I did used to do piercings, so that's why I have them :P but killing yourself sweetie isn't a good idea. Trust me I've had 20ish failed attempts from when I was a bit younger. And being in hospitals is not fun at all!!! Trust me...
Anon joined in and replied with this 10.7 years ago, 1 week later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #512,094
Holy fucking hell this thread though I didn't know whether to laugh or be completely horrified I honestly wanna kill myself but don't own a gun and don't know how to get most of the... i guess you could say creative supplies most of these comments suggest I want it quick and painless so over dose and slitting my wrists are out of the question I can't hang myself I puss out but a quick pull of the trigger I could manage too bad no gun... I'll just have to play the waiting game till I get my hands on a gun
Anonymous Z-78 joined in and replied with this 10.6 years ago, 2 days later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #512,396
In all seriousness though, who really cares if someone takes their life?
Maybe they came to the realization that they're worthless.
Maybe they came to the realization that they're worthless.
dw !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 10.6 years ago, 9 hours later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #512,428
Anonymous Z-79 joined in and replied with this 10.6 years ago, 6 hours later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #512,452
Get diarrhea and then die of dehydration.
Anonymous Z-80 joined in and replied with this 10.6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #512,455
@509,765 (justwanna kill me so she wont)
> I would kill myself for someone that always get angy me.she would be "unstressfull anymore ;-);-)<3<3:-):-):-):-):-):-):):):):):):D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:-]:-]:-]:-]:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P
damn who wants to kill you
> I would kill myself for someone that always get angy me.she would be "unstressfull anymore ;-);-)<3<3:-):-):-):-):-):-):):):):):):D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:-]:-]:-]:-]:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P
damn who wants to kill you
Anonymous Z-80 double-posted this 10.6 years ago, 36 seconds later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #512,456
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10.6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #512,460
So... This thread is how random people find us, these days? Charming.
Though at least they put that anti-suicide banner at the top.
Though at least they put that anti-suicide banner at the top.
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Anonymous Z-79 replied with this 10.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #512,477
Someone embedded HTML code with an image in this page. Likely an administrator edited the database manually.
Anonymous Z-81 joined in and replied with this 10.6 years ago, 2 days later, 3.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #512,686
:D joined in and replied with this 10.6 years ago, 1 day later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #512,959
A friend once told me a good way to go would be to do a bunch of awesome drugs and jump off a plane (skydiving on acid and Molly) and forget the chute xD
r04r replied with this 10.6 years ago, 6 hours later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #512,969
@512,477 (Z-79)Another hint might be that I said I did it here: @499,046 (r04r)
@512,460 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Pretty much. We got a surprising amount of google hits on this thread. See attached image for the 21 most commonly used keywords on google to find us this past month (oct 26-nov25). About a 130 hits related to suicide.
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r04r double-posted this 10.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #512,970
@512,460 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)And here's for the entire year so far. Fun fact, we only got ~15 more hits for "minichan" than for "i fucked my sister"
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10.6 years ago, 8 hours later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #513,035
@previous (r04r)
okay so we're known for affordable and painless suicide, sister fucking, creepy sex artwork and angel summoning
i think the place has done well for itself, we should all be proud
okay so we're known for affordable and painless suicide, sister fucking, creepy sex artwork and angel summoning
i think the place has done well for itself, we should all be proud
Anonymous Z-83 joined in and replied with this 10.6 years ago, 29 minutes later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #513,038
Lmfao joined in and replied with this 10.6 years ago, 2 days later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #513,315
I just read this whole damn thread and it brought my unfortunate depressive suicidal episode to a close...until next time, thank u I'm confused af
Derpstermatic joined in and replied with this 10.6 years ago, 2 weeks later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #516,227
I've been exploring the idea of commiting suicide for the past week or so.
Then I came to the brilliant solution of volunteering to head over to the Ebola-hit countries and actually do a bit of good before I bite the bullet.
If anyone else would like to follow the same path, use the below links. Of course, don't tell the organisations that you're trying to commit Suicide By Ebola...
http://www.vso.org.uk/about/where-we-work/sierra-leone
http://kslp.org.uk/get-involved/lend-your-skills/ebola-volunteers/
Then I came to the brilliant solution of volunteering to head over to the Ebola-hit countries and actually do a bit of good before I bite the bullet.
If anyone else would like to follow the same path, use the below links. Of course, don't tell the organisations that you're trying to commit Suicide By Ebola...
http://www.vso.org.uk/about/where-we-work/sierra-leone
http://kslp.org.uk/get-involved/lend-your-skills/ebola-volunteers/
DeadlyDoll808 joined in and replied with this 10.6 years ago, 4 days later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #517,155
take a knife and stab it through your heart.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 10.6 years ago, 28 minutes later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #517,158
you know, this thread has been great for bringing new people to the board, but it's been shit at retentionAnonymous Z-6 replied with this 10.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #517,177
@517,155 (DeadlyDoll808)
i dont think that would be very easy
i dont think most basement dwelling nerds would manage to do that
i dont think that would be very easy
i dont think most basement dwelling nerds would manage to do that
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vishnu joined in and replied with this 10.6 years ago, 3 days later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #518,180
I would never advise you to commit suicide but before you commit suicide please read this it would help you a lot if you’re angry or upset and you did something or said something while you’re angry you would regret later.Its same with the committing suicide, because most of the people change their mind and regret planning to commit suicide if you make decision to commit suicide ALWAYS TAKE FEW MONTHS SO YOUR KEEPING THE OPTION OPEN you would come across better SOLUTIONs AND CHANGE YOUR MIND OR GET HELP OR DEFINITELY THINGS WOULD GET BETTER ALWAYS TAKE FEW MONTHS
MOST OF THE PEOPLE WHO DECIDED TO COMMITE SUCIDE IMEADIATELY regret thinking about it after few weeks so ALWAYS TAKE FEW MONTHS
YOUR only ready after few months and short out things like THANX LETTER will and DONATING YOUR THINGS TO CHARYTY OR TO FRIENDS WRITE DOWN LIST WHAT THINGS NEED TO BE DONE BEFORE YOU DIE
Do register organs donation REASEARCH how long organs survive after death
normally AFTER FEW WEEKS most of the ppl change their mind or regret they wanted to commit suicide so wait few months only commit suicide after you have done your list some of the things you have to leave at the last minute like you clothes or house furniture’s because ppl change their mind at the last minutes then you have your stuff if you have time take as much time as you can like many months
Write thanks letter to people who help to you
Someone took 200 pills and whisky ended up in coma there is a very strong possibility you survive the suicide attempt and ended up paralysed and burden to your family and to society and suffering a lot
Do lots of research on internet
Again if u plan to commit suicide wait for few months most of ppl change their mind after few weeks
Also visit http://www.suicidemethods.net/pix/listpi... it let you know about the negative consequences
Spend the money on things you like and donating to charity remember you have to do some of them at the last moment because most of the people change their mind and regret planning to commit suicide
Try out all method available to prevent death like talking your family member friend to a doctor calling help lines definitely it would help
Please copy and paste this in front or another website
MOST OF THE PEOPLE WHO DECIDED TO COMMITE SUCIDE IMEADIATELY regret thinking about it after few weeks so ALWAYS TAKE FEW MONTHS
YOUR only ready after few months and short out things like THANX LETTER will and DONATING YOUR THINGS TO CHARYTY OR TO FRIENDS WRITE DOWN LIST WHAT THINGS NEED TO BE DONE BEFORE YOU DIE
Do register organs donation REASEARCH how long organs survive after death
normally AFTER FEW WEEKS most of the ppl change their mind or regret they wanted to commit suicide so wait few months only commit suicide after you have done your list some of the things you have to leave at the last minute like you clothes or house furniture’s because ppl change their mind at the last minutes then you have your stuff if you have time take as much time as you can like many months
Write thanks letter to people who help to you
Someone took 200 pills and whisky ended up in coma there is a very strong possibility you survive the suicide attempt and ended up paralysed and burden to your family and to society and suffering a lot
Do lots of research on internet
Again if u plan to commit suicide wait for few months most of ppl change their mind after few weeks
Also visit http://www.suicidemethods.net/pix/listpi... it let you know about the negative consequences
Spend the money on things you like and donating to charity remember you have to do some of them at the last moment because most of the people change their mind and regret planning to commit suicide
Try out all method available to prevent death like talking your family member friend to a doctor calling help lines definitely it would help
Please copy and paste this in front or another website
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #518,199
meh joined in and replied with this 10.6 years ago, 2 days later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #519,289
Put neck on rail track, wait. Decapitation ftw. I was originally thinking exit bag but helium is too expensive. Once heard of a guy who put a rope around his neck and other end at a tree, sat into his car and drove off into oblivion.
RODROM replied with this 10.6 years ago, 1 day later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #519,664
FIND SOME FRIENDS ... DRINK ALCOHOLRODROM double-posted this 10.6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #519,666
Anonymous Z-90 joined in and replied with this 10.6 years ago, 31 minutes later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #519,668
KRYON replied with this 10.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #519,699
MORDOR double-posted this 10.5 years ago, 5 days later, 3.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #521,074
@489,266 (idgaf)
> I've tried killin myself 18 times since 2009 in very lethal ways. No success. Don't do tylenol, painful as all get out. Pills period, garbage, you just throw up n feel like shyt. Ive learned over the attempts wut I should've done. Take a bunch of rat poison pellets, a few boxes for several days to a week, you may have a stroke as I was close to one, but it this ur blood then slit a good vein, blood will be so thin u can bleed out quick. Antifreeze, sweet n tasty but just gets you drunk as fukkkkk. Know where the veins in ur throat are before you try that. I read Nembutal, marilyn Monroe killed herself with it. U mix powder with favorite liquor n go to sleep. My next step if I can get a hold of that or a for sure way is suicide by cop one false move n they will shoot you dead! Or go to a shooting range, rent a gun, fire a few at the Target, then turn on urself. Fuck all Yall makin jokes bout the shyt. You don't know Why folks may wanna just go. I suffer 2 terminal illnesses my quality of life is none I live in pain n suffering every fucking day meds dont work tx don't work I can't work a job n disability don't pay shyt and I'm fucking only 38 n u think I wanna keep living life like this? Would you? So fuck Yall. killin urself over sum bitch or man hell naw yea dumb. But wen u live on life support suffering, you'll beg for anyone to pull the fuckin plug. Keep it 100 and don't speak upon shyt you kno nuttin about...nuff said
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> I've tried killin myself 18 times since 2009 in very lethal ways. No success. Don't do tylenol, painful as all get out. Pills period, garbage, you just throw up n feel like shyt. Ive learned over the attempts wut I should've done. Take a bunch of rat poison pellets, a few boxes for several days to a week, you may have a stroke as I was close to one, but it this ur blood then slit a good vein, blood will be so thin u can bleed out quick. Antifreeze, sweet n tasty but just gets you drunk as fukkkkk. Know where the veins in ur throat are before you try that. I read Nembutal, marilyn Monroe killed herself with it. U mix powder with favorite liquor n go to sleep. My next step if I can get a hold of that or a for sure way is suicide by cop one false move n they will shoot you dead! Or go to a shooting range, rent a gun, fire a few at the Target, then turn on urself. Fuck all Yall makin jokes bout the shyt. You don't know Why folks may wanna just go. I suffer 2 terminal illnesses my quality of life is none I live in pain n suffering every fucking day meds dont work tx don't work I can't work a job n disability don't pay shyt and I'm fucking only 38 n u think I wanna keep living life like this? Would you? So fuck Yall. killin urself over sum bitch or man hell naw yea dumb. But wen u live on life support suffering, you'll beg for anyone to pull the fuckin plug. Keep it 100 and don't speak upon shyt you kno nuttin about...nuff said
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Anonymous Z-91 joined in and replied with this 10.5 years ago, 4 days later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #522,165
I came to this thread trying to find an easy method to kill myself and after reading the whole thread I completely forgot why I'm even depressed.
Fuck ya time to do drugs
Fuck ya time to do drugs
MORDOR replied with this 10.5 years ago, 3 days later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #523,436
OR NOT
netscape joined in and replied with this 10.5 years ago, 39 seconds later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #523,437
3 whole bottles of sleeping pills
MORDOR replied with this 10.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #523,440
just basic syntax mate
RODROM double-posted this 10.5 years ago, 1 day later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #524,180
RO ... JUST THAT ... ANGEL SUMMONING FOR THE ADVANCED ... SHIT SOME LIGHT ON THIS PLEASS
RODROM triple-posted this 10.5 years ago, 7 hours later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #524,344
you could also go for a meat overdose
RODROM quadruple-posted this 10.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #524,345
RODROM quintuple-posted this 10.5 years ago, 19 hours later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #524,495
RODROM sextuple-posted this 10.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #524,525
Anyway .. christianity is gaayyy
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10.5 years ago, 5 hours later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #524,574
What the fuck is up with this Rodrom guy, anyway? Is he a bot, or simply ten years old?
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Green joined in and replied with this 10.5 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #524,610
Anonymous Z-94 joined in and replied with this 10.5 years ago, 5 hours later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #524,649
Overdose on sleeping pills is probably not a bad way to go, barbiturates would work best but doctors more likely to give temazepam which is harder to OD on and probably best to just get high on it and stop feeling suicidal. Or they might give you zolpidem or zopiclone and you'll end up outside naked with a knife in your hand and blood everywhere and get tazed then you end up on trial for a murder you don't even remember. Well it does that kinda thing to some people, I'd just feel chill but they fuck the memory hard. Bu
MORDER replied with this 10.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #524,670
I choose Mordor because it sounds like Murder ..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YzT936I0RuQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YzT936I0RuQ
Annoyomous A joined in and replied with this 10.5 years ago, 8 hours later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #524,788
Well well
MORDER replied with this 10.5 years ago, 18 hours later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #524,941
Mordor says everybody is smeagol
MORDER double-posted this 10.5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #524,942
your americans right .. smeagol and the pursuit of happiness .. lol
MORDER triple-posted this 10.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #524,943
MORDER quadruple-posted this 10.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #524,944
I am Smeagols Shepherd
MURDER quintuple-posted this 10.5 years ago, 6 days later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #526,717
What ... nobody arouses my anger ?
Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 10.5 years ago, 22 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #526,718
MURDER !LvdJAHkuH6 replied with this 10.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #526,720
MORDOR double-posted this 10.5 years ago, 28 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #526,723
MORDOR triple-posted this 10.5 years ago, 46 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #526,726
MORDOR quadruple-posted this 10.5 years ago, 26 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #526,727
MORDOR quintuple-posted this 10.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #526,728
RAMBASTIK sextuple-posted this 10.5 years ago, 15 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #526,730
RA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qICwgHT5rpg
Its just one of those days
When you don't wanna wake up
Everything is fucked
Everybody sux
You don't really know why
But you want justify
Rippin' someone's head off
No human contact
And if you interact
Your life is on contract
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
It's just one of those days!!
MORDOR septuple-posted this 10.5 years ago, 12 hours later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #526,885
Now smeagol is dangerous !
KRYON octuple-posted this 10.5 years ago, 7 hours later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #526,998
Green replied with this 10.5 years ago, 32 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #527,006
Read all of Syntax's posts.
RODROM replied with this 10.5 years ago, 18 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #527,011
All is dog .. serve the greater good ... be righteous with everybody .. know love .. know rage ... be well on your journey. I'll keep you posted about whats going on here, houston.
qmsfdjqmlk double-posted this 10.5 years ago, 20 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #527,015
This fucking thread is the first hit in google for people going for words as .. cheap suicide .. they get redirected here ...
Any statistix about how many hits a day this site takes ?
Any statistix about how many hits a day this site takes ?
qmsfdjqmlk triple-posted this 10.5 years ago, 17 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #527,024
MORDOR quadruple-posted this 10.5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #527,030
r04r replied with this 10.5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #527,034
Itchy joined in and replied with this 10.5 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #527,089
I drank draino once would of died if my family didn't find me. Woke up two days later. Hurts like a mother fucker but you black out real fast. So close.so close.i heard shooting it up is even better.
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The cat joined in and replied with this 10.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #527,090
Scientific way 2 kill yourself joined in and replied with this 10.5 years ago, 3 days later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #528,159
YOU can kill yourself with less tan 20 dollars and painless by drinking 2 gallons of water in 1 hour
dw replied with this 10.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #528,177
Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 10.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #528,199
Anonymous Z-99 joined in and replied with this 10.4 years ago, 1 week later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #530,952
@30,767 (A)
> Seriously, I just want to know of a cheap, painless way to commit suicide. Every other website I got to just gives me the "don't do it" crap.
All these scum do, is just want to keep you here and suffering. being gay, and alone.. Life is worthless. what is life? someone elses life, not yours.. not included. well i dont want to be that anymore. so screw you evil people.
> Seriously, I just want to know of a cheap, painless way to commit suicide. Every other website I got to just gives me the "don't do it" crap.
All these scum do, is just want to keep you here and suffering. being gay, and alone.. Life is worthless. what is life? someone elses life, not yours.. not included. well i dont want to be that anymore. so screw you evil people.
Anonymous Z-100 joined in and replied with this 10.4 years ago, 3 days later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #531,676
iiiii
Anonymous Z-101 joined in and replied with this 10.4 years ago, 12 hours later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #531,873
People shouldn't kill themselves if they're feeling like shit.
They should be smoking weed instead.
They should be smoking weed instead.
hi joined in and replied with this 10.4 years ago, 2 days later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #532,364
Get in between a group of Jews fighting over a nickel. Quick way to go
sasu_uchiha joined in and replied with this 10.4 years ago, 3 days later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #533,206
I'm only a teen girl, my life has been getting harder and harder each day, I get depressed and upset about the smallest things. I feel usless and hopless, like everyone would be better without me, which is probably true. My relationships with others are slowing falling apart like a sand castle, all the grains slowly falling down. Even my best friend seems more distant, I've known her for about 6 years now. I've been secretly taking online test and quizes for depression, it normally turned out positive that ive lost count and gotten sick of taking them anymore. Every time something good happens, it crashes down like a wave right back ontop of me. I don't think I can do this any longer...
Anonymous Z-104 joined in and replied with this 10.4 years ago, 1 day later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #533,580
Take a bottle of sleeping pills. It just feels like you're going to sleep as your heart slows to a stop. Over the counter sleeping pills are like $5
Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 10.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #533,582
Anonymus Anonymo joined in and replied with this 10.4 years ago, 5 hours later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #533,665
First, I suggest you get some dank weed. Then, inject yourself with potassium chloride (KCl) solution or really any potassium compound that will dissociate into ions in water, like KOH (actually this one is probably most effective since it will induce alkalosis too). You can buy potassium hydroxide flakes on Amazon. Just put them in some water and grab a needle. Make sure it's concentrated enough though. It will cause your heart to stop because of the muscarinic potassium channels. Seriously, you can look this stuff up. I know OP probably offed himself a while back (RIP good sir) but for anyone looking for an easy way to end their pain, just inject some potassium ions and wallah no more pain.
Anonymous Z-17 replied with this 10.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #533,666
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Anonymous Z-107 joined in and replied with this 10.4 years ago, 1 day later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #533,953
@533,666 (Z-17)
I'll literally laugh out loud if OP tries to kill himself by swallowing a bottle of DPH pills and ends up delirious as fuck with a catheter up his dick.
I'll literally laugh out loud if OP tries to kill himself by swallowing a bottle of DPH pills and ends up delirious as fuck with a catheter up his dick.
The Real Snuff replied with this 10.4 years ago, 1 day later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #534,231
Time for some action cocXXXucker
Jinenkan94 joined in and replied with this 10.4 years ago, 2 weeks later, 4.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #537,782
If you could somehow get a blood donor bag, you put the needle in your arm, cut the bag and just bleed out, the only pain is from the needle, then you will just fall asleep and die, the only problem is that I could only find websites that sell butterfly needles, which don't work like blood donor bags
Anonymous Z-109 joined in and replied with this 10.3 years ago, 1 week later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #540,360
This is written for anyone that has thought about suicide, attempted suicide, is depressed or has been depressed in the past or any friend family member affected by someone who has committed suicide and succeeded or attempted suicide. I have been deeply affected by suicide. My husband suffered from depression, attempted suicide, lived to fight depression and lost – committed suicide. I do not pretend to be an expert on either of these things, far from it. I only know what I saw and felt during my experience with him and how I felt after, but I do promise that everything I say is 100% truth of the way I felt. I’m not my writing this to lecture, dismiss anyone’s feelings or sugar coat anything, not here to preach or tell you everything will be all right. Just here to tell you what went on in my experience of depression and suicide, the effects of it and consequences me and my family had to face. Things that you or your loved ones may have to go through if this tragic event happens to someone you love. To let you know if you commit suicide what can be in store for the people you love.
Depression is a terrible, crippling, life- ruining, self-esteem stealing, and joy-eating disease. I’m not talking about depression how you normally think of it or how I do, being sad about a situation, a loss, a job, a boyfriend, moping about eating chocolate and listening to sad music, crying some tears but then getting back to your life, moving on. My thoughts about people who had depression was the same as many people have for alcoholics and drug abusers: why don’t they just stop, why don’t they try to get better, just go out and change your life, your situation. Well, easier said that done. As I learned personally after it was too late. Everyone has moments of depression but feeling depressed and being clinically depressed are too different things. Feeling depressed is what I wrote about before, being depressed is having a disease that needs treatment like cancer or like I believe alcoholism or drug abuse does.
Depression is like an infection and many depressed people see suicide as a way to stop and end the infection, but when a person takes their life they do not stop the infection. They spread it to close friends, spouses, parents and children. The depression spreads to them and the way that you felt: you were so hurt and hating yourself and it was so physically painful that you could not stand it anymore and how all of the people that you care about, that you try to save from you, that you think would be better off without you, that is how you leave them to feel. Instead of ending the infection, you are spreading it to the people you love the most. I don’t care if you think no one will care, if you hate yourself, if you think everyone hates you, that you have no friends, lover, or job. Even if this is the case, which I doubt it, someone will be spread the infection when you take your life even if it is just the person, the stranger who finds your body. By taking your life you are not helping anyone, you may end the pain for yourself but you spread it to everyone else.
I have heard people say that suicide is selfish, a cowards way out. Depressed people do not do it because of that. They cannot stand the pain any longer and truly believe that they are not worth it. They may think there loved ones are better off without them, if you do, you are wrong you will just make duplicates of yourself by doing it. I tell you this now so both families and friends of these people know and that people that are thinking about suicide know also. Because when you are in the act, ready to go and end your life most of the time it is too late. I’m not saying once you decide to do it you’re not allowed to stop. If you are starting and have the power to do so stop and get help please, but I believe that once people are in the process of committing suicide they are no longer in their right rational minds. The depression, the infection has taken over their brains. So if you have suicidal thoughts or know someone that does, do not think they can do it themselves, they need help. Even if they are just vague thoughts. They always grow and will take over.
People that have never been depressed do not understand how hard it is. I did not understand until I went there. I was unable to work, I cried all the time. It took so much to get a shower. You forget to eat. Some cannot sleep. I slept at least 16 hours of the day. Living in your dreams is better than your life. Time stops for you. You don’t eat. Your body does not even feel hunger. My husband still was going to work, making dinner then would sit there. I told him he was weak. That he was not trying to help himself. If you are depressed and able to go to work, you are strong. He was so much stronger than I knew, so much stronger than me. You do not know this until you are there. In depression you do not do the things you used to love. They do not have any significance now. You pull away from friends and spouse, even your kids. You feel as though you body and mind have betrayed you. Your brain attacks you with thoughts you can’t control and tells you that you are not good. That you are terrible. People are better off without you. Your body will not let you sleep or relax, feel joy. You have aches and pains, no energy. Cannot eat, move your bowels. Your hands shake, dark circles under your eyes, you lose hair. It is a struggle to get out of bed. You don't want to leave the people that need you, but sometimes the pain is too bad to stay for them.
Someone with depression needs to be handled with care, encouraged when they do all the things normal people think are insignificant. Getting a shower, getting dressed, making dinner. It is hard for them and they want to get better, no one wants to feel like shit. They need to hear they are doing a good job because doing those little things is as hard as moving a mountain. They are exhausted from doing nothing, from living, from feeling the way they do, from being alive. They hate themselves and think they are worthless. They already think they are doing badly. They do not need you to tell them they are not trying hard enough or doing anything. Getting out of bed is a milestone. With depression you are chronically tired. You are tired when you wake up, tired when you go to bed, tired after a nap, tired after opening your eyes, let alone actually getting up and doing something. You wake up, go back to sleep and if you stay up you count down the hours until no one needs you and you can go back to sleep- or it’s the total opposite. You cannot sleep ever. If you fall asleep, you wake up a few hours later. But you are still so tried. Exhausted. You spend all your time trying to sleep, laying there doing nothing. The longer it is, the less you are able to sleep.
Suicide destroys you and your family. They are not better now that they do not have to worry about you. Now their whole life has blown up. They do not know how to act, what to think, how to live. Just breathing is hard and thinking, that is unheard of. Having to do all the funeral things kills them. Having to see you dead and pale. The guilt is even worse. Even if they were not close to you, they play the what-if game and think they could have changed it. Especially if they were the last one to see you alive. The guilt can make them want to die. Can make them kill them selves. They feel abandoned. Will not trust again. Children have low self-esteem because they feel their family member did not love hem enough to stay. They think they did it because they were bad. The feelings do not go away. Your family is attacked by thoughts of what they could have done, attacked by what-ifs, by the scene of your death even though they did not see it, by seeing you in a coffin, by feeling abandoned by you. You think when you leave it goes away. It makes your family feel as though life is a chore not the gift that it is. Sometimes they lose their homes, cars, job because of your actions. They cannot afford it without you, cannot function at the job, kids fail classes. They lose their innocence. Nothing good comes of it, nothing. When you are gone and realize what you did you will be sorry and regret it.
After suicide. In the beginning I did not realize that it was real- it did not sink in. I did not understand how it happened, how time did not stop. I was in shock. I did not want it to be real. I wracked my brain for ways to change it- pray to god, use a spell, travel back in time. Trade my life. When it happens you are so much in shock, in sadness, in hurt. Then on top of it you have to pick a coffin, pick hymns, pick bible verses, and pick clothes. People were there for me the whole time asked “What can I do?”, my answer was “Nothing, I just want my husband back.” That was my answer for months. When this happens, the person who would normally comfort you in this instant is not here because they are the one that is gone. Because of my kids now my role is mother. It always will be, but soon they will have there own families, then who am I? The same but not. My life as a woman died with him. At some point, I started referring to my life as a nightmare. That’s how it felt. I wanted to wake up and have everything back. I look for him every time I come home, look at my bed. I search for him as I drive, look at each person I drive by. Sometimes I think I see him. Spend so much of everyday wondering what could have been different, how I could have made it better. I wanted to die and wished I was not afraid to take my own life, because it is so painful here. I felt as if I was going crazy, as if nothing makes sense, nothing is real. Why did the world not stop? Losing someone that way made me feel as though my heart had shattered into a million pieces that someone stomped on it and poured gasoline in my veins and set them on fire. A broken heart. I felt such emotional and physical pain. And anxiety the kind that makes you want to rip out your heart, claw off your skin. I played the scenario of how he did it over and over in my head. I did not understand how he could get to that point at first. Later when I felt that way I understood. I do not wish that feeling on anyone. Until it happens to you, you don’t know.
Grief after suicide. Suicide of a person close to you can consume your whole life. It’s all you dream about, think about, do anything about. All thoughts are on why, when, where, what if. I hate that I can relate to this feeling so easily. You don't eat; only do what you have to do, just want to sleep. If you had to consciously make yourself breathe, you probably would not make the effort. You need to decide if you want to live or die and in grief the answer can change day to day, hour to hour, minute to minute, even second to second. You are just here. You cruise through on auto pilot. You don’t enjoy the things you used to love. If you have any flashes of joy they are covered by grief. You do not get mad, you are not happy, excited, content, interested. You only feel the emotions of grief- sadness, depression, guilt, sometimes even numbness. You can also experience denial. Denial is sometimes the place you want to be, the place you can breathe, that way you can pretend for a short time that nothing has changed. The cruel thing about denial is that it always makes the reality 10 times harsher and more painful. I wanted to exist in my dreams, at least he was there. All your other relationships suffer and it doesn’t matter, nothing does except the huge hole that is left there and the excruciating pain that is in its place. It’s so hard to make yourself eat, shower, forget cleaning. You can’t take care of yourself let alone other people, kids, elderly parents. You feel like a different person, a shell of yourself. You will never be the same person again, you will forever be changed. The world seems to have less color, less energy, less joy, less brightness.
Life after someone commits suicide is so crazy. There is no normal after that, your emotions come and go like the waves in the sea. They call them waves of grief, I see why. You are sad and depressed then all of a sudden anger and regret. Then back. You never get peace, you yearn for it and if you get a few seconds of normal; then you feel sad and guilty because they are gone and you feel that way. That guilt can lead to anger at them for causing the situation; it is a terrible destructive circle. A roller coaster of emotion. It’s exhausting to go through mentally and physically. Everyday I wake up I don’t know what kind of day it will be, good or bad. How I will feel? Act? Each day I have to decide if I live and go on or if I quit and let depression and despair get me and get stuck in the dark place my husband was in. The time you spent with that person you now do nothing, sit there, sleep, cry, stare. They took up such a big part of you life. You feel as if your life is gone. You feel lost, empty, and you lost a part of you. You don’t know what to do with yourself then get anxious over that. It shakes up your whole world and not in a good way. Most days I wake up and it takes a few minutes to remember he’s not here. Other days, I wake up knowing he will not be there. It’s almost worse that way. Makes it seem like some day I will accept he's gone and that it will be normal for me. You do things and go through the motions but cannot quit remember actually doing it. Your concept of time is non existent, except knowing how long it has been since your loved one was alive. You do things but don’t really participate. You eat, sleep, breath but don’t notice; that is not living. You’re alive but not participating, living but not enjoying it. You take up space but don’t know what’s going on.
This is by no means the end of it. The end of the thoughts, emotions and actions depression and suicide can cause. But it’s things I felt that they do not say in any books about depression or dealing with loss of a loved one to suicide that I have read. At one degree or another I will feel these things my whole life. I’m not saying this to tell you your happy life is over, but to caution you on how you may feel or how you may make people feel after suicide. And to ask you to treat people with depression gently with care, they are very fragile. To tell you things I wish I had known before….
Depression is a terrible, crippling, life- ruining, self-esteem stealing, and joy-eating disease. I’m not talking about depression how you normally think of it or how I do, being sad about a situation, a loss, a job, a boyfriend, moping about eating chocolate and listening to sad music, crying some tears but then getting back to your life, moving on. My thoughts about people who had depression was the same as many people have for alcoholics and drug abusers: why don’t they just stop, why don’t they try to get better, just go out and change your life, your situation. Well, easier said that done. As I learned personally after it was too late. Everyone has moments of depression but feeling depressed and being clinically depressed are too different things. Feeling depressed is what I wrote about before, being depressed is having a disease that needs treatment like cancer or like I believe alcoholism or drug abuse does.
Depression is like an infection and many depressed people see suicide as a way to stop and end the infection, but when a person takes their life they do not stop the infection. They spread it to close friends, spouses, parents and children. The depression spreads to them and the way that you felt: you were so hurt and hating yourself and it was so physically painful that you could not stand it anymore and how all of the people that you care about, that you try to save from you, that you think would be better off without you, that is how you leave them to feel. Instead of ending the infection, you are spreading it to the people you love the most. I don’t care if you think no one will care, if you hate yourself, if you think everyone hates you, that you have no friends, lover, or job. Even if this is the case, which I doubt it, someone will be spread the infection when you take your life even if it is just the person, the stranger who finds your body. By taking your life you are not helping anyone, you may end the pain for yourself but you spread it to everyone else.
I have heard people say that suicide is selfish, a cowards way out. Depressed people do not do it because of that. They cannot stand the pain any longer and truly believe that they are not worth it. They may think there loved ones are better off without them, if you do, you are wrong you will just make duplicates of yourself by doing it. I tell you this now so both families and friends of these people know and that people that are thinking about suicide know also. Because when you are in the act, ready to go and end your life most of the time it is too late. I’m not saying once you decide to do it you’re not allowed to stop. If you are starting and have the power to do so stop and get help please, but I believe that once people are in the process of committing suicide they are no longer in their right rational minds. The depression, the infection has taken over their brains. So if you have suicidal thoughts or know someone that does, do not think they can do it themselves, they need help. Even if they are just vague thoughts. They always grow and will take over.
People that have never been depressed do not understand how hard it is. I did not understand until I went there. I was unable to work, I cried all the time. It took so much to get a shower. You forget to eat. Some cannot sleep. I slept at least 16 hours of the day. Living in your dreams is better than your life. Time stops for you. You don’t eat. Your body does not even feel hunger. My husband still was going to work, making dinner then would sit there. I told him he was weak. That he was not trying to help himself. If you are depressed and able to go to work, you are strong. He was so much stronger than I knew, so much stronger than me. You do not know this until you are there. In depression you do not do the things you used to love. They do not have any significance now. You pull away from friends and spouse, even your kids. You feel as though you body and mind have betrayed you. Your brain attacks you with thoughts you can’t control and tells you that you are not good. That you are terrible. People are better off without you. Your body will not let you sleep or relax, feel joy. You have aches and pains, no energy. Cannot eat, move your bowels. Your hands shake, dark circles under your eyes, you lose hair. It is a struggle to get out of bed. You don't want to leave the people that need you, but sometimes the pain is too bad to stay for them.
Someone with depression needs to be handled with care, encouraged when they do all the things normal people think are insignificant. Getting a shower, getting dressed, making dinner. It is hard for them and they want to get better, no one wants to feel like shit. They need to hear they are doing a good job because doing those little things is as hard as moving a mountain. They are exhausted from doing nothing, from living, from feeling the way they do, from being alive. They hate themselves and think they are worthless. They already think they are doing badly. They do not need you to tell them they are not trying hard enough or doing anything. Getting out of bed is a milestone. With depression you are chronically tired. You are tired when you wake up, tired when you go to bed, tired after a nap, tired after opening your eyes, let alone actually getting up and doing something. You wake up, go back to sleep and if you stay up you count down the hours until no one needs you and you can go back to sleep- or it’s the total opposite. You cannot sleep ever. If you fall asleep, you wake up a few hours later. But you are still so tried. Exhausted. You spend all your time trying to sleep, laying there doing nothing. The longer it is, the less you are able to sleep.
Suicide destroys you and your family. They are not better now that they do not have to worry about you. Now their whole life has blown up. They do not know how to act, what to think, how to live. Just breathing is hard and thinking, that is unheard of. Having to do all the funeral things kills them. Having to see you dead and pale. The guilt is even worse. Even if they were not close to you, they play the what-if game and think they could have changed it. Especially if they were the last one to see you alive. The guilt can make them want to die. Can make them kill them selves. They feel abandoned. Will not trust again. Children have low self-esteem because they feel their family member did not love hem enough to stay. They think they did it because they were bad. The feelings do not go away. Your family is attacked by thoughts of what they could have done, attacked by what-ifs, by the scene of your death even though they did not see it, by seeing you in a coffin, by feeling abandoned by you. You think when you leave it goes away. It makes your family feel as though life is a chore not the gift that it is. Sometimes they lose their homes, cars, job because of your actions. They cannot afford it without you, cannot function at the job, kids fail classes. They lose their innocence. Nothing good comes of it, nothing. When you are gone and realize what you did you will be sorry and regret it.
After suicide. In the beginning I did not realize that it was real- it did not sink in. I did not understand how it happened, how time did not stop. I was in shock. I did not want it to be real. I wracked my brain for ways to change it- pray to god, use a spell, travel back in time. Trade my life. When it happens you are so much in shock, in sadness, in hurt. Then on top of it you have to pick a coffin, pick hymns, pick bible verses, and pick clothes. People were there for me the whole time asked “What can I do?”, my answer was “Nothing, I just want my husband back.” That was my answer for months. When this happens, the person who would normally comfort you in this instant is not here because they are the one that is gone. Because of my kids now my role is mother. It always will be, but soon they will have there own families, then who am I? The same but not. My life as a woman died with him. At some point, I started referring to my life as a nightmare. That’s how it felt. I wanted to wake up and have everything back. I look for him every time I come home, look at my bed. I search for him as I drive, look at each person I drive by. Sometimes I think I see him. Spend so much of everyday wondering what could have been different, how I could have made it better. I wanted to die and wished I was not afraid to take my own life, because it is so painful here. I felt as if I was going crazy, as if nothing makes sense, nothing is real. Why did the world not stop? Losing someone that way made me feel as though my heart had shattered into a million pieces that someone stomped on it and poured gasoline in my veins and set them on fire. A broken heart. I felt such emotional and physical pain. And anxiety the kind that makes you want to rip out your heart, claw off your skin. I played the scenario of how he did it over and over in my head. I did not understand how he could get to that point at first. Later when I felt that way I understood. I do not wish that feeling on anyone. Until it happens to you, you don’t know.
Grief after suicide. Suicide of a person close to you can consume your whole life. It’s all you dream about, think about, do anything about. All thoughts are on why, when, where, what if. I hate that I can relate to this feeling so easily. You don't eat; only do what you have to do, just want to sleep. If you had to consciously make yourself breathe, you probably would not make the effort. You need to decide if you want to live or die and in grief the answer can change day to day, hour to hour, minute to minute, even second to second. You are just here. You cruise through on auto pilot. You don’t enjoy the things you used to love. If you have any flashes of joy they are covered by grief. You do not get mad, you are not happy, excited, content, interested. You only feel the emotions of grief- sadness, depression, guilt, sometimes even numbness. You can also experience denial. Denial is sometimes the place you want to be, the place you can breathe, that way you can pretend for a short time that nothing has changed. The cruel thing about denial is that it always makes the reality 10 times harsher and more painful. I wanted to exist in my dreams, at least he was there. All your other relationships suffer and it doesn’t matter, nothing does except the huge hole that is left there and the excruciating pain that is in its place. It’s so hard to make yourself eat, shower, forget cleaning. You can’t take care of yourself let alone other people, kids, elderly parents. You feel like a different person, a shell of yourself. You will never be the same person again, you will forever be changed. The world seems to have less color, less energy, less joy, less brightness.
Life after someone commits suicide is so crazy. There is no normal after that, your emotions come and go like the waves in the sea. They call them waves of grief, I see why. You are sad and depressed then all of a sudden anger and regret. Then back. You never get peace, you yearn for it and if you get a few seconds of normal; then you feel sad and guilty because they are gone and you feel that way. That guilt can lead to anger at them for causing the situation; it is a terrible destructive circle. A roller coaster of emotion. It’s exhausting to go through mentally and physically. Everyday I wake up I don’t know what kind of day it will be, good or bad. How I will feel? Act? Each day I have to decide if I live and go on or if I quit and let depression and despair get me and get stuck in the dark place my husband was in. The time you spent with that person you now do nothing, sit there, sleep, cry, stare. They took up such a big part of you life. You feel as if your life is gone. You feel lost, empty, and you lost a part of you. You don’t know what to do with yourself then get anxious over that. It shakes up your whole world and not in a good way. Most days I wake up and it takes a few minutes to remember he’s not here. Other days, I wake up knowing he will not be there. It’s almost worse that way. Makes it seem like some day I will accept he's gone and that it will be normal for me. You do things and go through the motions but cannot quit remember actually doing it. Your concept of time is non existent, except knowing how long it has been since your loved one was alive. You do things but don’t really participate. You eat, sleep, breath but don’t notice; that is not living. You’re alive but not participating, living but not enjoying it. You take up space but don’t know what’s going on.
This is by no means the end of it. The end of the thoughts, emotions and actions depression and suicide can cause. But it’s things I felt that they do not say in any books about depression or dealing with loss of a loved one to suicide that I have read. At one degree or another I will feel these things my whole life. I’m not saying this to tell you your happy life is over, but to caution you on how you may feel or how you may make people feel after suicide. And to ask you to treat people with depression gently with care, they are very fragile. To tell you things I wish I had known before….
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #540,366
@previous (Z-109)
Hey, I don't really know what to say to your post, but I feel like I should say something. I think what you wrote is beautiful and sad, and I related to it a lot. I used to be really depressed and I thought about killing myself daily for several years, though I never attempted it. Thankfully I eventually got to change my environment which was the main cause of my depression, and today I'm mentally much healthier. Unfortunately, not everyone's depression is so easily cured. I'm very sorry that your husband was not also fortunate enough to end his depression without ending his life. You seem like a very sweet person and I'm sorry you have suffered so much at the hands of someone who you loved but could not overcome his own inner demons and mental sickness. I haven't cried in several years but I could not read and respond to your post without starting to tear up uncontrollably. I'm not sure what exactly the point of me typing this response was, but I just wanted to thank you for typing out something that was so painful and personal about a subject that is normally kept so quiet and private.
Hey, I don't really know what to say to your post, but I feel like I should say something. I think what you wrote is beautiful and sad, and I related to it a lot. I used to be really depressed and I thought about killing myself daily for several years, though I never attempted it. Thankfully I eventually got to change my environment which was the main cause of my depression, and today I'm mentally much healthier. Unfortunately, not everyone's depression is so easily cured. I'm very sorry that your husband was not also fortunate enough to end his depression without ending his life. You seem like a very sweet person and I'm sorry you have suffered so much at the hands of someone who you loved but could not overcome his own inner demons and mental sickness. I haven't cried in several years but I could not read and respond to your post without starting to tear up uncontrollably. I'm not sure what exactly the point of me typing this response was, but I just wanted to thank you for typing out something that was so painful and personal about a subject that is normally kept so quiet and private.
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10.3 years ago, 32 minutes later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #540,370
Could I do anything beforehand to lessen the grief?
Mass Mind Control replied with this 10.3 years ago, 3 weeks later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #546,315
If you are a dead beat christian ... watch this ..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVP3Jsp8CE8
Look for more information on Youtube and Torretns (Osho Videos)
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10.3 years ago, 16 hours later, 4.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #546,462
Mass Mind Control replied with this 10.2 years ago, 2 weeks later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #551,023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NKr97ApROsJesus Camp - Everything you need to know about christian mass mind control.
Do not be a slave anymore ...
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10.2 years ago, 4 hours later, 4.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #551,094
I appreciate the staff's sense of humor.
zman62 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 months later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #578,444
I want to die as quickly and painlessly as possible. I don't want to hear BS about how great life is.and how I need to be "saved".
I can't deal with life anymore and need a good method to end it.
I can't deal with life anymore and need a good method to end it.
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hater !JGlOo5d1iU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #578,446
Quick is better than painless. Go for hanging. It's free (in a pinch a sheet will work). You don't need to hang, just cut off circulation to the brain, you'll be out quick so it's probably painless.
Good luck! Unless OP was Mara, then good job, cause you've already done it.
Good luck! Unless OP was Mara, then good job, cause you've already done it.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #578,450
@578,444 (zman62)
Seriously? You take the trouble to come here through Google then you don't even bother to read the thread? Do you ever not take the easy way out?
Seriously? You take the trouble to come here through Google then you don't even bother to read the thread? Do you ever not take the easy way out?
Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #578,514
ITT: nerds
Anonymous Z-47 replied with this 10 years ago, 19 minutes later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #578,525
The quickest, easiest way to commit suicide for under $20: Are you ready?
Summon an angel to fuck your sister in order to cure her of air bubbles in her vagina. While the angel fucks her asshole, get Yolandi Visser to dance naked for Liam Neeson while you sit directly in front of him. When Liam Neeson's giant cock becomes erect you will be smacked across the room and immediately die.
Summon an angel to fuck your sister in order to cure her of air bubbles in her vagina. While the angel fucks her asshole, get Yolandi Visser to dance naked for Liam Neeson while you sit directly in front of him. When Liam Neeson's giant cock becomes erect you will be smacked across the room and immediately die.
hater !JGlOo5d1iU replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #578,527
Anonymous Z-47 replied with this 10 years ago, 51 minutes later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #578,537
Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #578,555
@578,450 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Yeah, seriously. How incompetent. He should probably just kill himself.
Yeah, seriously. How incompetent. He should probably just kill himself.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #578,565
Anonymous Z-115 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 hours later, 4.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #578,639
yall need jebus
Anonymous Z-116 joined in and replied with this 9.9 years ago, 3 weeks later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #587,834
this threads rocks
Ima bookmark it and see what is best
Ima bookmark it and see what is best
turtle joined in and replied with this 9.9 years ago, 2 weeks later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #596,039
To start off I ready every thing on this thread was entertaining.
So I'm 21 years old female. I have been abused,raped,lied to cheated on, emotionally,physically,an mentally. My family disowned me because of a drug charge. I have tried pills,hanging,and alcohol. I had one nest friend an lover he said we would be for ever an always together never had to worry about anything. Two an a half year relationship. Broke up with me not even a week ago. I got kicked out of collage can't get a job because no one will give me a chance. Why should I live? Please give me some quick painless ways to died.
So I'm 21 years old female. I have been abused,raped,lied to cheated on, emotionally,physically,an mentally. My family disowned me because of a drug charge. I have tried pills,hanging,and alcohol. I had one nest friend an lover he said we would be for ever an always together never had to worry about anything. Two an a half year relationship. Broke up with me not even a week ago. I got kicked out of collage can't get a job because no one will give me a chance. Why should I live? Please give me some quick painless ways to died.
Anonymous Z-118 joined in and replied with this 9.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #596,045
@previous (turtle)
Why would you rather give yourself a zero percent chance of happiness than a small one? That's idiotic. Yes, life has shat on you (as it shits on everyone) but don't just give up. Move on from the people and places that have brought you nothing but misery and try something different.
My friend killed himself by taking an overdose of sleeping tablets and putting a plastic bag over his head. It was the stupidest, most selfish thing he ever did.
Why would you rather give yourself a zero percent chance of happiness than a small one? That's idiotic. Yes, life has shat on you (as it shits on everyone) but don't just give up. Move on from the people and places that have brought you nothing but misery and try something different.
My friend killed himself by taking an overdose of sleeping tablets and putting a plastic bag over his head. It was the stupidest, most selfish thing he ever did.
The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 9.9 years ago, 3 hours later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #596,092
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Anonymous Z-119 joined in and replied with this 9.9 years ago, 29 minutes later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #596,095
> thread started 4.6 years ago
who bumped this?
who bumped this?
Anonymous Z-120 joined in and replied with this 9.9 years ago, 38 minutes later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #596,104
@596,045 (Z-118)
> most selfish thing he ever did.
Did you know that saying this to someone who is thinking of suicide, is more painful than whatever problems the person is going through?
> most selfish thing he ever did.
Did you know that saying this to someone who is thinking of suicide, is more painful than whatever problems the person is going through?
Anonymous Z-6 replied with this 9.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #596,106
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 9.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #596,107
@596,095 (Z-119)
This thread shows up high in Google searches, so sometimes random people find it through Googling and bump it.
This thread shows up high in Google searches, so sometimes random people find it through Googling and bump it.
Anonymous Z-119 replied with this 9.9 years ago, 21 seconds later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #596,108
Anonymous Z-6 replied with this 9.9 years ago, 39 seconds later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #596,109
Anonymous Z-118 replied with this 9.9 years ago, 18 hours later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #596,408
@596,104 (Z-120)
Yeah, the truth is always painful to hear. Suicide IS the most selfish fucking thing a person can do. What about all the people who cared about that person (whether they believe it or not) who have to go on living after the person is dead, dealing with that death? It's a big "fuck you" to all of them, especially their parents if they are still alive.
@596,092 (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
Definitely.
Yeah, the truth is always painful to hear. Suicide IS the most selfish fucking thing a person can do. What about all the people who cared about that person (whether they believe it or not) who have to go on living after the person is dead, dealing with that death? It's a big "fuck you" to all of them, especially their parents if they are still alive.
@596,092 (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
Definitely.
Anonymous Z-5 replied with this 9.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #596,429
squeegee joined in and replied with this 9.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #596,432
@previous (Z-5)
yeah, this thread is gangbusters. seriously though, don't fucking kill yourself.
yeah, this thread is gangbusters. seriously though, don't fucking kill yourself.
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Anonymous Z-5 replied with this 9.9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #596,434
Anon Z replied with this 9.9 years ago, 4 hours later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #596,508
@596,408 (Z-118)
Good you sack of shit, since it pisses you off so much, I hope your kids commit suicide right in front of you. Then I hope like fucking hell you feel guilty as fuck for calling them fucking selfish little bastards.
Good you sack of shit, since it pisses you off so much, I hope your kids commit suicide right in front of you. Then I hope like fucking hell you feel guilty as fuck for calling them fucking selfish little bastards.
squeegee replied with this 9.9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #596,517
@previous (Anon Z)that wasn't really called for. people are allowed to have feelings, yours aren't the only ones that are valid. Wishing ill on someone just because you don't see eye-to-eye is incredibly self-centered. AND to wish ill on their kids? that's not neighborly.
how about you agree to mourn people your own way, and they agree to mourn people their way. Can we all be nice then? no one needs to die over suicide, jesus.
Anonymous Z-118 replied with this 9.8 years ago, 1 day later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #597,286
Anonymous Z-6 replied with this 9.8 years ago, 46 minutes later, 4.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #597,296
Anonymous Z-122 joined in and replied with this 9.8 years ago, 3 weeks later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #605,918
Join a cult. The punch is free.
Anonymous Z-123 joined in and replied with this 9.8 years ago, 4 days later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #607,493
Bang an aids hooker, or screw over an aids hooker so that her aids pimp has a reason to kill you
mills joined in and replied with this 9.8 years ago, 5 days later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #609,468
Okay so hi, um i'm looking for a painless way to commit because i've never stand feeling the pain, and i don't wanna pussy out on that idea. it's a choice i've took long to take so respect that please. So i was wondering if you guys know a painless way to commit with stuff at home. I took once over 30 pills my grandma had but it only made me feel weak and tired, why didn't it work? do i have to take more?
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Malachite joined in and replied with this 9.8 years ago, 19 minutes later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #609,471
mills replied with this 9.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #609,518
no i took my decision and i'm not gonna change it, who said it isn't the answer? you just can't know it until you really live it. after , you're just mind free, everythings just over. it sounds great to me when i look at my life.
Rogi tiQBrOS.jo joined in and replied with this 9.8 years ago, 21 minutes later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #609,522
@609,468 (mills)
The best way is to get sent to prison and then get out like 50 years later and build a boat with Tom Hanks.
The best way is to get sent to prison and then get out like 50 years later and build a boat with Tom Hanks.
mills replied with this 9.8 years ago, 8 hours later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #609,656
i wanna die , not being rape by some weird ass lesbians on steroides
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 9.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #609,658
How do you do it below $1?
Anonymous Z-127 joined in and replied with this 9.8 years ago, 8 hours later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #609,752
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 9.8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #609,757
Doc joined in and replied with this 9.8 years ago, 1 day later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #610,295
Damn this is an interesting thread thats for sure had parts that make me laugh and other parts that made me question the hell is wrong with people but it also got my mind off wanting to end my life
oh replied with this 9.7 years ago, 23 hours later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #610,554
listen to justin bieber's music
Doc replied with this 9.7 years ago, 17 hours later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #610,752
Thatd just make me want to kill myself
Sean joined in and replied with this 9.7 years ago, 1 day later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #611,196
This, too, shall pass.
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Im in pain joined in and replied with this 9.7 years ago, 17 hours later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #611,418
@33,266 (W)
> Buy some heroin, smoke it on the edge of a building, fall.
Nice try done that didn't happen
Join the army and commit to a suicide mission
It's free
> Buy some heroin, smoke it on the edge of a building, fall.
Nice try done that didn't happen
Join the army and commit to a suicide mission
It's free
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Andy joined in and replied with this 9.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #611,436
@previous (Im in pain)
Suicidal people probably wouldn't make it through basic training, but that's a good sentiment
Suicidal people probably wouldn't make it through basic training, but that's a good sentiment
Anonymous Z-132 joined in and replied with this 9.7 years ago, 20 hours later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #611,715
Used exit bag and I awoke on my couch like every other normal day. FML...
Malachite replied with this 9.7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #611,718
Anonymous Z-133 joined in and replied with this 9.7 years ago, 4 days later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #613,205
JUST DO IT
Anonymous Z-78 replied with this 9.7 years ago, 17 hours later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #613,531
This thread is 4.8 years old. Damn.
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 9.7 years ago, 9 hours later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #613,601
That slut maddy carter joined in and replied with this 9.7 years ago, 6 days later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #615,891
Kill yourselves by imitating celebrities' dearhs/suicides. 100 points for Kurt Cobain.
Anonymous Z-135 joined in and replied with this 9.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #615,901
it's about time I shared a very good answer to this question..
my hypothesis is as follows:
mix about one liter of mountain dew or mello yellow with one pint of one ninety proof liquor...and then take it all down in one long swallow..
then about half an hour later...repeat..
I feel like this is an inexspensive option which should weigh in right at about twenty bucks..
it is something I have been more or less seriously considering the last few weeks..
my hypothesis is as follows:
mix about one liter of mountain dew or mello yellow with one pint of one ninety proof liquor...and then take it all down in one long swallow..
then about half an hour later...repeat..
I feel like this is an inexspensive option which should weigh in right at about twenty bucks..
it is something I have been more or less seriously considering the last few weeks..
Antay joined in and replied with this 9.7 years ago, 42 minutes later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #615,948
I found this page an hour ago by searching 'painless suicide'. Ive been suicidal since about lunchtime. Im in australia and its sunday. Day started normal but shit got fucked up while doing a crossword at breaky. Q- to end your own life ...7 letters... the second letter is u.. last letter is e. The answer i thought of was 'suicide'... and like i do with every other question i googled to check the answer. This is when shit got all fucked up... every link except this one stated 'SUICIDE IS NOT THE ANSWER'... i spent hours trying to find what the fucken answer was but 'counseling' and 'medication' wont fucken fit....
Anonymous Z-6 replied with this 9.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #615,955
Anonymous Z-90 replied with this 9.7 years ago, 7 hours later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #616,026
Heiss joined in and replied with this 9.7 years ago, 1 week later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #619,447
@485,618 (I)
> Okay so I was legitimately looking into suicide when I found this on google. I read the ENTIRE thread and (shamefully) laughed numerous times. Not doing it. This thread may or may not have saved me
Yea same but the tooth pick in your toa and hitting against the wall just hmmm that sounds painfully
> Okay so I was legitimately looking into suicide when I found this on google. I read the ENTIRE thread and (shamefully) laughed numerous times. Not doing it. This thread may or may not have saved me
Yea same but the tooth pick in your toa and hitting against the wall just hmmm that sounds painfully
Heiss double-posted this 9.7 years ago, 20 minutes later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #619,448
@533,206 (sasu_uchiha)
> I'm only a teen girl, my life has been getting harder and harder each day, I get depressed and upset about the smallest things. I feel usless and hopless, like everyone would be better without me, which is probably true. My relationships with others are slowing falling apart like a sand castle, all the grains slowly falling down. Even my best friend seems more distant, I've known her for about 6 years now. I've been secretly taking online test and quizes for depression, it normally turned out positive that ive lost count and gotten sick of taking them anymore. Every time something good happens, it crashes down like a wave right back ontop of me. I don't think I can do this any longer...
If you read one of the first few comments. Theirs one on a Dan st toothpick honestly I wonder what happen to that guy but he had good idea
> I'm only a teen girl, my life has been getting harder and harder each day, I get depressed and upset about the smallest things. I feel usless and hopless, like everyone would be better without me, which is probably true. My relationships with others are slowing falling apart like a sand castle, all the grains slowly falling down. Even my best friend seems more distant, I've known her for about 6 years now. I've been secretly taking online test and quizes for depression, it normally turned out positive that ive lost count and gotten sick of taking them anymore. Every time something good happens, it crashes down like a wave right back ontop of me. I don't think I can do this any longer...
If you read one of the first few comments. Theirs one on a Dan st toothpick honestly I wonder what happen to that guy but he had good idea
Heiss triple-posted this 9.7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #619,450
Ok go to a pet store or a dealer and buy a baby scorpion they under 20$ usly and very deadly their poison should kill you and co use little pain
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 9.7 years ago, 26 minutes later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #619,453
Anonymous Z-138 joined in and replied with this 9.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #619,482
Anonymous Z-138 double-posted this 9.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #619,483
Anonymous Z-139 joined in and replied with this 9.6 years ago, 2 weeks later, 4.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #624,627
When it comes to jumping from a building, is 5th floor high enough to kill yourself? It doesn't sound that much, but I don't have buildings higher than that in my neighbourhood.
Napstabloop joined in and replied with this 9.6 years ago, 2 weeks later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #630,157
Just do a cannon ball into an empty swimming pool.
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 9.6 years ago, 35 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #630,170
Anonymous Z-5 replied with this 9.6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #630,173
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 9.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #630,177
@previous (Z-5)
I think it would have to be a deep swimming pool. But it has potential. Don't you think?
I think it would have to be a deep swimming pool. But it has potential. Don't you think?
Anonymous Z-5 replied with this 9.6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #630,183
@previous (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
I'm not so sure.
You might break your ass bones, but I somehow doubt that the average swimming pool would be fatal.
I'm not so sure.
You might break your ass bones, but I somehow doubt that the average swimming pool would be fatal.
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 9.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #630,184
420 get
Anonymous Z-141 joined in and replied with this 9.6 years ago, 6 days later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #632,972
@30,778 (G)
@596,045 (Z-118)
> Why would you rather give yourself a zero percent chance of happiness than a small one? That's idiotic. Yes, life has shat on you (as it shits on everyone) but don't just give up. Move on from the people and places that have brought you nothing but misery and try something different.
>
> My friend killed himself by taking an overdose of sleeping tablets and putting a plastic bag over his head. It was the stupidest, most selfish thing he ever did.
Did he die ?
@596,045 (Z-118)
> Why would you rather give yourself a zero percent chance of happiness than a small one? That's idiotic. Yes, life has shat on you (as it shits on everyone) but don't just give up. Move on from the people and places that have brought you nothing but misery and try something different.
>
> My friend killed himself by taking an overdose of sleeping tablets and putting a plastic bag over his head. It was the stupidest, most selfish thing he ever did.
Did he die ?
Anonymous Z-143 joined in and replied with this 9.6 years ago, 1 day later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #633,516
If you really wanna go out with a bang, become a superhero for a week. I dunno about painless and you're almost guaranteed a horrible death but hey, you'll be the next Batman or some shit
I'm kind of considering it myself lol
I'm kind of considering it myself lol
MORDOR replied with this 9.5 years ago, 5 days later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #635,629
THE NAME OF GOD IS RO
MORDOR double-posted this 9.5 years ago, 15 seconds later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #635,630
THE NAME OF GOD IS RO
MORDOR triple-posted this 9.5 years ago, 20 seconds later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #635,631
THE NAME OF GOD IS RO
MORDOR quadruple-posted this 9.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #635,633
I HATE MUTHAFUCKING GOOD LITTLE TWO SHOES WHO GO SUICIDES FOR DICK HURT
JESUS ATE NICE DISHES OF MEAT AND THEN HE SAID THY SHALT NOT KILL
WHAT A FAKER
WHEN HE WALKED WITH HIS PRETTY SANDALS ON THE GRASS HE KILLED THOUSAND OF ANTS AND INSECTS.
SO IF JESUS IS A KILLER, WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE MUTHAFUCKER
JESUS ATE NICE DISHES OF MEAT AND THEN HE SAID THY SHALT NOT KILL
WHAT A FAKER
WHEN HE WALKED WITH HIS PRETTY SANDALS ON THE GRASS HE KILLED THOUSAND OF ANTS AND INSECTS.
SO IF JESUS IS A KILLER, WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE MUTHAFUCKER
MORDOR quintuple-posted this 9.5 years ago, 42 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #635,652
YA ALL GONNA BE NICE MUTHAFUCKERS NOW
RichardCory joined in and replied with this 9.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #635,675
This is the strangest hour and half of my life... got lucky on Google and found ya'll...?WOW
?EBola was honestly the strangest solution I read on here....
Well goodnight and Goodluck to all the confuzzled souls online...
?EBola was honestly the strangest solution I read on here....
Well goodnight and Goodluck to all the confuzzled souls online...
squeegee replied with this 9.5 years ago, 37 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #635,683
Anonymous Z-145 joined in and replied with this 9.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #635,685
Anonymous Z-145 double-posted this 9.5 years ago, 22 seconds later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #635,686
@624,627 (Z-139)
> When it comes to jumping from a building, is 5th floor high enough to kill yourself? It doesn't sound that much, but I don't have buildings higher than that in my neighbourhood.
lol
> When it comes to jumping from a building, is 5th floor high enough to kill yourself? It doesn't sound that much, but I don't have buildings higher than that in my neighbourhood.
lol
Anonymous Z-145 triple-posted this 9.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #635,687
@615,948 (Antay)
> I found this page an hour ago by searching 'painless suicide'. Ive been suicidal since about lunchtime. Im in australia and its sunday. Day started normal but shit got fucked up while doing a crossword at breaky. Q- to end your own life ...7 letters... the second letter is u.. last letter is e. The answer i thought of was 'suicide'... and like i do with every other question i googled to check the answer. This is when shit got all fucked up... every link except this one stated 'SUICIDE IS NOT THE ANSWER'... i spent hours trying to find what the fucken answer was but 'counseling' and 'medication' wont fucken fit....
wise guy here
> I found this page an hour ago by searching 'painless suicide'. Ive been suicidal since about lunchtime. Im in australia and its sunday. Day started normal but shit got fucked up while doing a crossword at breaky. Q- to end your own life ...7 letters... the second letter is u.. last letter is e. The answer i thought of was 'suicide'... and like i do with every other question i googled to check the answer. This is when shit got all fucked up... every link except this one stated 'SUICIDE IS NOT THE ANSWER'... i spent hours trying to find what the fucken answer was but 'counseling' and 'medication' wont fucken fit....
wise guy here
Anonymous Z-145 quadruple-posted this 9.5 years ago, 31 seconds later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #635,688
Anonymous Z-5 replied with this 9.5 years ago, 4 hours later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #635,712
Anonymous Z-5 double-posted this 9.5 years ago, 52 seconds later, 4.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #635,713
> We're up to Anonymous Z-145
Son of a fuck.
Son of a fuck.
anothanaonymous joined in and replied with this 9.5 years ago, 1 day later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,077
woops I was gonna kill myself n I posted on a suicide thing a bit like this, waiting for some guy to turn up with 500 valium, k now I know they wouldn't just make me go sleep these days, then he didn't turn up, wanker! and I forgot to post that I never done it. Oh syringes of air don't work, a woman jumped of a really tall building and walked around with her face all smashed up, a guy shot himself n put the gun under his chin, just blew his whole face off there's a pic and omg I swear it's horrible, imagine getting up the guts to actually pull the trigger then u end up in hospital alive, no face at all, n a tube was stuck into what was left of his head (brain must have been ok but surely it's just damned cruel to let somebody live even 1 minute like that)now that's bad luck!
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Anonymous Z-147 joined in and replied with this 9.5 years ago, 58 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,081
@previous (anothanaonymous)
living with a face/without a face is about the same when you are ready to blow your brains out
living with a face/without a face is about the same when you are ready to blow your brains out
MORDOR replied with this 9.5 years ago, 2 days later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,434
MORDOR double-posted this 9.5 years ago, 22 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,442
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 9.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,444
Anonymous Z-148 joined in and replied with this 9.5 years ago, 32 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,449
What is it called when someone kills themselves?
MORDOR replied with this 9.5 years ago, 18 hours later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,769
MORDOR double-posted this 9.5 years ago, 16 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,780
MORDOR triple-posted this 9.5 years ago, 23 seconds later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,782
IT IS CALLED MURDER
MORDOR quadruple-posted this 9.5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,788
MAYBE YOU WANT TO BUY YOURSELF A HOODIE
http://kingsroadmerch.com/bad-religion/view/?id=921&cid=249&sid=244
http://kingsroadmerch.com/bad-religion/view/?id=921&cid=249&sid=244
MORDOR quintuple-posted this 9.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,789
MORDOR sextuple-posted this 9.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,791
WHY DONT YOU GO WATCH SOME CHRISTIAN TELEVISION PROGRAMS ON MTV, AL BUNDY
MORDOR septuple-posted this 9.5 years ago, 22 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,795
LORD OF THE RINGS, STAR WARS, THE MINIONS, SNOW WHITE, X MEN, THE MATRIX, LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL, LEON THE PROFESSIONAL, SAVING PRIVATE RYAN, THE LION KING, AMERICAN BEAUTY, DIE HARD, FINDING NEMO, INTO THE WILD, MILLION DOLLAR BABY, THE GAME,
ARROW, SMALLVILE, BUFFY, FRIENDS, SPIDERMAN, THE ARTIST, 12 YEARS A SLAVE, TITANIC, WHITE CHRISTMAS
CNN, FOX, PARAMOUNT PICTURES, BBC, THE FUCKING NEWS, ELECTIONS, BUSH, WAR, OBAMA, THE POPE, THE VATICAN AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST MTV
ALL OF THIS ESPECIALLY DESIGNED FOR YOU TO BECOME A FUCKING HERO SUICIDAL SELF_SACRIFICIAL CHRISTIAN BITCH
ARROW, SMALLVILE, BUFFY, FRIENDS, SPIDERMAN, THE ARTIST, 12 YEARS A SLAVE, TITANIC, WHITE CHRISTMAS
CNN, FOX, PARAMOUNT PICTURES, BBC, THE FUCKING NEWS, ELECTIONS, BUSH, WAR, OBAMA, THE POPE, THE VATICAN AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST MTV
ALL OF THIS ESPECIALLY DESIGNED FOR YOU TO BECOME A FUCKING HERO SUICIDAL SELF_SACRIFICIAL CHRISTIAN BITCH
MORDOR octuple-posted this 9.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,797
ALL LITTLE VERSIONS OF THE STORY OF JESUS CHRIST .. THAT IS HOW MUTHAFUCKING HARD THEY WANT TO CUT YOUR DICK OFF
Anonymous Z-5 replied with this 9.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,799
MORDOR replied with this 9.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,801
BY THE WAY THERE WAS A "ROMAN" CHURCH BUILD IN THE CENTRE OF EVERY VILLAGE TO MAKE YOU SUFFER LIKE JESUS CHRIST.
MORDOR double-posted this 9.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,803
NO I AM NOT GOING TO HURT MYSELF .. I GUESS I AM GOING TO CHECK OUT MORDOR SOME MORE .. THEY TOO ARE ON TELEVISION ;)
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 9.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,805
Anonymous Z-5 replied with this 9.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,809
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 9.5 years ago, 48 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,823
Anonymous Z-5 replied with this 9.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,829
@previous (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
If he can stop angrily raving about Christianity for two seconds, then sure.
If he can stop angrily raving about Christianity for two seconds, then sure.
MORDOR replied with this 9.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,842
I ONCE STOOK A WOODEN STICK UP A KITTENS ASS TO SEE HOW I WOULD FEEL .. THAT WAS WHEN I WAS PUNISHED BY GOD
Anonymous Z-149 joined in and replied with this 9.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,844
@previous (MORDOR)
hurry up and kill yourself this thread is for killing yourself not torturing kittens and general insanity
hurry up and kill yourself this thread is for killing yourself not torturing kittens and general insanity
MORDOR replied with this 9.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,846
AFTER MANY YEARS I TRIED AGAIN AND THEN HE SET ME FREE
MORDOR double-posted this 9.5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,847
They Say Gandalf Can Get Away With Torturing Kittens ..
MORDOR triple-posted this 9.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,848
I'm a different man now
MORDOR quadruple-posted this 9.5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,851
Can you imagine Gandalf violating a womens ass
MORDOR quintuple-posted this 9.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,853
MORDOR sextuple-posted this 9.5 years ago, 48 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,857
MORDOR septuple-posted this 9.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,858
U.F.C. CHAMP (BLOODSPORT) BEATS UP CHRISTIAN MESSIAH IN HARDEST COMPETITION ON EARTH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVov2TEYJ8k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVov2TEYJ8k
MORDOR octuple-posted this 9.5 years ago, 23 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,861
MORDOR nonuple-posted this 9.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,862
BEFORE I AM HOGGING THE THREAD .. HERE IT FROM THE MAN HIMSELF .. THE GREATEST TEACHER OF ALL ... LORD HITLER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODgsw1w4evQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODgsw1w4evQ
MORDOR decuple-posted this 9.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,863
MAYBE YOU WANT TO BUY ONE OF LORD HITLERS HOODIES TOO ..
http://www.werwolfwear.com/prestashop/product.php?id_product=622
http://www.werwolfwear.com/prestashop/product.php?id_product=622
MORDOR undecuple-posted this 9.5 years ago, 15 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,864
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 9.5 years ago, 11 seconds later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,865
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@636,862 (MORDOR)
@636,863 (MORDOR)
MORDOR replied with this 9.5 years ago, 23 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,870
MORDOR 13 double-posted this 9.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,871
Get back to work boy
THE DOG triple-posted this 9.5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,872
GET RIGHT BOY IN STEAD TO FUCK EVERYBODY UPMMMMUTHAFUCKERS quadruple-posted this 9.5 years ago, 21 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,875
NOFREEFIXZ .. RO HOMEBOY GO BACK TO YOUR CUNTRY
MMMMUTHAFUCKERS quintuple-posted this 9.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,876
YOUR GONNA FUCKING APPORT TO SUFFERING NIGGERS
MORDOR 13 sextuple-posted this 9.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,877
@636,865 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
>
YOUR DEFINITELY NOT BEEN PUSHED OVER THE LIMIT, KNOW WHAT I MEAN, MAY I PUSH YOU ???
>
YOUR DEFINITELY NOT BEEN PUSHED OVER THE LIMIT, KNOW WHAT I MEAN, MAY I PUSH YOU ???
MORDOR 666 septuple-posted this 9.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,878
@636,870 (MORDOR)
> >
I HATE IT WHEN LITTLE COCKSUCKERS LIKE YOU SPOIL THE PARTY FOR EVERYONE .. GET THE FUCK AWAY
> >
I HATE IT WHEN LITTLE COCKSUCKERS LIKE YOU SPOIL THE PARTY FOR EVERYONE .. GET THE FUCK AWAY
oxosdgh544T octuple-posted this 9.5 years ago, 35 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,887
Total Amount of Visits on this Thread: 31,386
Anonymous Z-145 replied with this 9.5 years ago, 18 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,888
oxosdgh544T replied with this 9.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,891
@636,870 (MORDOR)
> >
I happen to believe you should be sacrificed for the greater good/ No Free Fixes Has Had Himself to Much Joking Pictures. If you want to find a fix go somewhere else.
> >
I happen to believe you should be sacrificed for the greater good/ No Free Fixes Has Had Himself to Much Joking Pictures. If you want to find a fix go somewhere else.
oxosdgh544T double-posted this 9.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,892
now tis bitch deserves a beating crackheads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ8tzAMOnYQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ8tzAMOnYQ
KRYON triple-posted this 9.5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,896
JESUS quadruple-posted this 9.5 years ago, 20 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #636,898
JESUS quintuple-posted this 9.5 years ago, 21 hours later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #637,136
Ya all cocksuckers don't know this thread is holy. Cocksucker better know to shut up and when to write. For a dog who visits a wish to die is a wish to die. I would like all you cocksuckers see to make you that same wish. Before you start joking around. There are dogs who visit who want some sadism, yeah die off you cocksucker. But there are also those who are new to this cocksucking world who want to get out. Get your cocksucking shit together.
Johnson sextuple-posted this 9.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #637,138
Ya all may starting to Ro hard now. Its time you all newbies start not giving a fuck and write some shit yourself. If you can not go watch some anal porno first to get your courage up. This world is fucking evil dog, it is fuck, you get what I mean, or get fucked.
Johnson septuple-posted this 9.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #637,139
And for them little evil twats who come to get off on dogs who think they are the shit. Who post funny pictures and at the same time whine about zero fixes for the godass problem in this world. Get a big fat fucking dick up your gay cocksucking ass, whore. I think this is where the real sadism may start. To take them little evil whiny ass whore out for some group rape. Fuck you.
squeegee replied with this 9.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #637,143
who would have thought a thread about cheap suicide would've turned into such a shit fest?Johnson replied with this 9.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #637,146
Johnson double-posted this 9.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #637,147
Time for some dinner
Johnson triple-posted this 9.5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #637,149
Fuck it, It is a thread for whiny cocksuckers like you. Not the real deal. Go to hell.
sdfgsg quadruple-posted this 9.5 years ago, 1 day later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #637,597
Torture is fine too. How about a burning cigarette up the nose.
Anonymous Z-150 joined in and replied with this 9.5 years ago, 18 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #637,608
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 9.5 years ago, 20 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #637,613
Chicken little joined in and replied with this 9.5 years ago, 1 day later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #638,155
Holy shit. I went through this entire thread and clicked every link just for shits and giggles. I will never be the same again. God bless the fucking planet Mars. And let the holy groin of Liam neeson penetrate all.
Anonymous Z-152 joined in and replied with this 9.5 years ago, 50 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #638,161
@323,291 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
> I want Salty to leave me alone. I went through life recently all, "Good I'm forgetting about her. My life is happier."
>
> Then tonight she bullies me more....
>
>
> 1) Gets me ionized on Minichan because she's sadistic
> 2) Gets me constant banned from ghoul, IP ban, post deletion
> 3) Gets Minichan, Tinychan, and other forums to constantly harass me.
> - sadistic troll white knights falsely accuse me of stalking her and other stuff she makes up.
> - sadistic troll white knights falsely claim I do shit like asking her to meet me which hasn't happened for six months
> - People impersonating me and writing shit about salty in my name (e.g. anontalk) and then everyone acting like I did it.
> - Salty claiming shit like I have skype and bugged her. No I don't have skype.
>
>
> I just cannot post on Tinychan, Minichan, or elsewhere without this shit. And if I go anon, then salty has people saying everyone is me. And if I leave, salty has people saying everyone is me. And salty says everyone who defends me is me.
>
>
> This is how every day is for me. Salty using other people to bully me so she can claim innocence.
>
>
> When Salty stalks and harasses you, she gets an army doing it. Oh and she did get her friends stalking me, calling me on the phone all hours of the night.
> I want Salty to leave me alone. I went through life recently all, "Good I'm forgetting about her. My life is happier."
>
> Then tonight she bullies me more....
>
>
> 1) Gets me ionized on Minichan because she's sadistic
> 2) Gets me constant banned from ghoul, IP ban, post deletion
> 3) Gets Minichan, Tinychan, and other forums to constantly harass me.
> - sadistic troll white knights falsely accuse me of stalking her and other stuff she makes up.
> - sadistic troll white knights falsely claim I do shit like asking her to meet me which hasn't happened for six months
> - People impersonating me and writing shit about salty in my name (e.g. anontalk) and then everyone acting like I did it.
> - Salty claiming shit like I have skype and bugged her. No I don't have skype.
>
>
> I just cannot post on Tinychan, Minichan, or elsewhere without this shit. And if I go anon, then salty has people saying everyone is me. And if I leave, salty has people saying everyone is me. And salty says everyone who defends me is me.
>
>
> This is how every day is for me. Salty using other people to bully me so she can claim innocence.
>
>
> When Salty stalks and harasses you, she gets an army doing it. Oh and she did get her friends stalking me, calling me on the phone all hours of the night.
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 9.5 years ago, 14 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #638,163
@previous (Z-152)
These BBS sites have a long, flavourful history of weirdos, don't they?
These BBS sites have a long, flavourful history of weirdos, don't they?
(Edited 9 seconds later.)
HardSx replied with this 9.5 years ago, 3 days later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,217
Hitler found 6 million fixes
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 9.5 years ago, 18 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,224
HardSx replied with this 9.5 years ago, 20 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,228
He passed away after many good deeds a dayRWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 9.5 years ago, 21 hours later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,399
I claim bump #500 for the mastermind!GrumpyKitten joined in and replied with this 9.5 years ago, 12 hours later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #639,604
This post is older than me
wannadie joined in and replied with this 9.5 years ago, 6 days later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #641,588
I Cant take it anymore I just wanna disapear .. im too much of a freakin pussy to go thru with it..
Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 9.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #641,591
adult joined in and replied with this 9.5 years ago, 22 hours later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #641,964
How can you commit suicide if you're hypothetically a kid and have nothing to work with? BTW, I'm not a kid.
AND have it be painless.
AND have it be painless.
(Edited 1 minute later.)
Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 9.5 years ago, 5 days later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #643,286
Bump
Y/N joined in and replied with this 9.4 years ago, 6 days later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #644,744
If you got AIDS. There is no cure.
Anonymous Z-158 joined in and replied with this 9.4 years ago, 8 hours later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #644,782
@previous (Y/N)
Magic Johnson is still alive though, right? That's something like 20+ years since he got aids
Magic Johnson is still alive though, right? That's something like 20+ years since he got aids
Hitlerino ripperino joined in and replied with this 9.4 years ago, 2 days later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #645,439
I can't live in a world without national socialism anymore. Every day I see shit that wouldn't be here if national socialism was still around, and it just hurts too much to know that I will never be able to be a high ranking SS officer :( I will go through with it, maybe I'll meet Adolf himself up there. Take care, everyone. Fight for your Aryan dominance. Build a better world where we could not.
Anonymous Z-160 joined in and replied with this 9.4 years ago, 6 days later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #647,191
oh
Anonymous Z-161 joined in and replied with this 9.4 years ago, 25 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #647,195
Anonymous Z-161 double-posted this 9.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #647,199
Confused Guy joined in and replied with this 9.4 years ago, 3 days later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #648,481
Well, I was depressed and looking for a way to kill myself and came across this. Now I don't really remember what I'm doing here. Thank you (?)
WhyAreWeHere? joined in and replied with this 9.4 years ago, 26 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #648,487
Thing 1: Wtf is this thread.
Thing 2: I think the original guy killed himself.
Thing 3: I got here from Googling "easiest way to commit". It was about the 6th one down. I know you guys probably don't want to here about some random teenagers life again, but fuck it; I'm a bitch.
At this moment in time, I'm a 15 year old girl who feels like she has nothing left. I lost my dad 2 years ago, pretty much to the day, and a couple of other relatives a few years before. Right now, life isn't great, but it's also not horrible. The problem is, we all have different breaking points. Mine is pretty much where I am now: One dead parent, One parent who favours the other child, and a brother who uses me as a punchbag when he's angry. My school isn't helping by putting me through exams early and fucking up all my classes. My education is a big thing to me (yes, I'm a geek) and recently my school's been shit. They don't seem to understand that being smart isn't just about knowing random facts. I can do that, but I have about 0 common sense. Everyone constantly pressures me into giving them answers, even if I don't know them. I start crying at random moments feel kind of helpless. I also cut. Anyway, I was scrolling through Google trying to find an easy way of killing myself because y'know I'm poor and 15. Then I came across this post. Some of the things on here are pretty useful, some are pretty cancerous, but there are a couple that have inspired me to keep going. So even if you want to make fun of me for being pretentious or whatever (I know when I'm doing it)I just want to say thank you for making me laugh and allowing me to keep on living. :)
Thing 2: I think the original guy killed himself.
Thing 3: I got here from Googling "easiest way to commit". It was about the 6th one down. I know you guys probably don't want to here about some random teenagers life again, but fuck it; I'm a bitch.
At this moment in time, I'm a 15 year old girl who feels like she has nothing left. I lost my dad 2 years ago, pretty much to the day, and a couple of other relatives a few years before. Right now, life isn't great, but it's also not horrible. The problem is, we all have different breaking points. Mine is pretty much where I am now: One dead parent, One parent who favours the other child, and a brother who uses me as a punchbag when he's angry. My school isn't helping by putting me through exams early and fucking up all my classes. My education is a big thing to me (yes, I'm a geek) and recently my school's been shit. They don't seem to understand that being smart isn't just about knowing random facts. I can do that, but I have about 0 common sense. Everyone constantly pressures me into giving them answers, even if I don't know them. I start crying at random moments feel kind of helpless. I also cut. Anyway, I was scrolling through Google trying to find an easy way of killing myself because y'know I'm poor and 15. Then I came across this post. Some of the things on here are pretty useful, some are pretty cancerous, but there are a couple that have inspired me to keep going. So even if you want to make fun of me for being pretentious or whatever (I know when I'm doing it)I just want to say thank you for making me laugh and allowing me to keep on living. :)
Anonymous Z-164 joined in and replied with this 9.4 years ago, 19 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #648,494
Anonymous Z-158 replied with this 9.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #648,496
@648,481 (Confused Guy)
@648,487 (WhyAreWeHere?)
We've got this grate suicide counselor named Mordor, he eventually escaped from this thread when he discovered the rest of the board.
@648,487 (WhyAreWeHere?)
We've got this grate suicide counselor named Mordor, he eventually escaped from this thread when he discovered the rest of the board.
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 9.4 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #648,502
@648,487 (WhyAreWeHere?)
Sorry about your dad. Things do get better.
Unless you stick around websites like this too long, in which case you would become a transgender pedophile. Try not to become that.
Sorry about your dad. Things do get better.
Unless you stick around websites like this too long, in which case you would become a transgender pedophile. Try not to become that.
Anon BD-16 joined in and replied with this 9.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #648,555
You know, I found this page through Google, and I'm glad I did. I was seriously considering suicide when I first started reading, but you all have made me laugh and see the light at the end of the darkness. Thank you for reminding me that things won't always be this rough. ?
Anonymous Z-164 replied with this 9.4 years ago, 10 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #648,558
Anonymous Z-166 joined in and replied with this 9.4 years ago, 1 day later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #648,845
@30,767 (A)
> Seriously, I just want to know of a cheap, painless way to commit suicide. Every other website I got to just gives me the "don't do it" crap.
Lmfao, I'be been looking as well
> Seriously, I just want to know of a cheap, painless way to commit suicide. Every other website I got to just gives me the "don't do it" crap.
Lmfao, I'be been looking as well
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 9.4 years ago, 13 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #648,846
Anonymous Z-167 joined in and replied with this 9.4 years ago, 8 hours later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #648,878
So your dying Today!
Let it be a special day - let´s start
get dressed in your best suit
go to the car dealer you trust
pick the most expensive sportscar for a test ride (why you so rich mfucker?-"won the lottery")
chrash it into a wall with about 500 mph
-dead
(and you still got the 20 Bucks in your wallet)
if you hate everyone you can take the cardealer with you on the "ride"
Let it be a special day - let´s start
get dressed in your best suit
go to the car dealer you trust
pick the most expensive sportscar for a test ride (why you so rich mfucker?-"won the lottery")
chrash it into a wall with about 500 mph
-dead
(and you still got the 20 Bucks in your wallet)
if you hate everyone you can take the cardealer with you on the "ride"
(Edited 2 minutes later.)
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 9.4 years ago, 25 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #648,883
shana112 joined in and replied with this 9.4 years ago, 12 hours later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #649,054
Is there an easy way out? Life just seems over, and I want out.
Anonymous Z-158 replied with this 9.4 years ago, 27 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #649,060
hedwig leggodt joined in and replied with this 9.4 years ago, 6 days later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #651,574
@649,054 (shana112)> Is there an easy way out? Life just seems over, and I want out.
LIfe seems overRATED, amirite? The difficulty and drudgery, sighhhh. Maybe I'm just lazy, but I can't work, while creating reasons why my work is meaningful. I mean, who cares? I'm glad that this thread has been going so long, gorwing along with pessimism in general. Benatar's book is slowly gaining relevance http://www.knunst.com/planetzapffe/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Zapffe10-636x1024.jpg
The harms of coming into existence!
Anonymous Z-170 joined in and replied with this 9.4 years ago, 3 hours later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #651,592
for under twenty dollars...give or take a buck or two...you could down two pints of one ninety proof pure grain alcohol...and you would die..
I do not see where there would be any sort of pain whatsoever..
it is how I plan to go...when the time comes..
I do not see where there would be any sort of pain whatsoever..
it is how I plan to go...when the time comes..
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Anonymous Z-171 joined in and replied with this 9.4 years ago, 1 day later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #652,027
Some people are dead before killing themselves
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 9.4 years ago, 3 hours later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #652,074
Anonymous Z-172 joined in and replied with this 9.4 years ago, 3 days later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #653,116
@OP
> I'm not planning on doing it, i'm just curious.<br /><br />
> <p class="unimportant">(Modedit to add banner to thread)</p>
> <div style="position: fixed; top: 0px; right: 0px">
> <a href="http://www.befrienders.org"><img style="margin: 0" src="https://i.imgur.com/ixV4FC5.png" alt="befrienders.org" width="234" height="60" /></a>
> </div>
> I'm not planning on doing it, i'm just curious.<br /><br />
> <p class="unimportant">(Modedit to add banner to thread)</p>
> <div style="position: fixed; top: 0px; right: 0px">
> <a href="http://www.befrienders.org"><img style="margin: 0" src="https://i.imgur.com/ixV4FC5.png" alt="befrienders.org" width="234" height="60" /></a>
> </div>
Anonymous Z-172 double-posted this 9.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #653,117
Lil
Anonymous Z-172 triple-posted this 9.4 years ago, 23 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #653,121
@30,749 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
What is tis joined in and replied with this 9.4 years ago, 1 day later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #653,431
Just found this on google and read the whole thing, pretty ducking funny, rip op and damn this is one old thread. Cheap way to commit suicide for $20, go to the hood and run around wif a $20 bill in ur hands.
(Edited 1 minute later.)
RWBY Rhubarb ? !USyrBjAMxU replied with this 9.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #653,433
squeegee replied with this 9.4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #653,437
i... i wonder what percentage of views this thread accounts for. most threads aren't getting even close to that, i wonder how many other threads would have to be added together to equal 46 thousand plus page views. i bet it's not insignificant, this thread is on a whole nother level
RWBY Rhubarb ? !USyrBjAMxU replied with this 9.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #653,438
What is tis replied with this 9.4 years ago, 35 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #653,451
@653,433 (RWBY Rhubarb ? !USyrBjAMxU)
> How long did take you?
About 5 mins but they ran faster then me and took it from my hands 3/10 experience would not commit again
> How long did take you?
About 5 mins but they ran faster then me and took it from my hands 3/10 experience would not commit again
RWBY Rhubarb ? !USyrBjAMxU replied with this 9.4 years ago, 37 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #653,456
What is tis replied with this 9.4 years ago, 10 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #653,458
@previous (RWBY Rhubarb ? !USyrBjAMxU)
> I meant to read the thread not your shitty suggestion
Off yourself ya buzzard
> I meant to read the thread not your shitty suggestion
Off yourself ya buzzard
Anonymous Z-174 joined in and replied with this 9.4 years ago, 4 hours later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #653,496
The first time I found my brother I was 16. When I opened the door he bolted upright and began to try to speak, but no words came out. His eyes were empty. I shut the door, called to have him transported to the hospital, and sat down to cry for a moment before I went back to drag him out to the waiting vehicle. I remember very little after that.
I went back once more to collect the bottles and look for a note. He wasn't thoughtful enough to leave one.
The second time I could not open the door. The police had to force entry and secure what he had slit his throat with before anyone could render aid. His blood was on everything. All I could hear was his crying, until I couldn't.
If you are considering killing yourself do not try to run and hide from the pain you'll be causing those around you. I will live and die with these experiences ingrained into me.
@519,289 (meh)
Shoutout to the obligatory 'once heard of a guy' post.
I went back once more to collect the bottles and look for a note. He wasn't thoughtful enough to leave one.
The second time I could not open the door. The police had to force entry and secure what he had slit his throat with before anyone could render aid. His blood was on everything. All I could hear was his crying, until I couldn't.
If you are considering killing yourself do not try to run and hide from the pain you'll be causing those around you. I will live and die with these experiences ingrained into me.
@519,289 (meh)
Shoutout to the obligatory 'once heard of a guy' post.
Anon joined in and replied with this 9.4 years ago, 23 hours later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #653,776
I'm in pain and I have no other choice
Anonymous Z-176 joined in and replied with this 9.4 years ago, 16 hours later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #653,980
i was gonna kick the chair but this is sum funny shit damn
read every single post too dk wtf is wrong w/ me
read every single post too dk wtf is wrong w/ me
(Edited 55 seconds later.)
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 9.4 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #653,981
Nuklehead replied with this 9.4 years ago, 1 day later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #654,286
@653,456 (RWBY Rhubarb ? !USyrBjAMxU)
> I meant to read the thread not your shitty suggestion
Still better then the suicide-by-ebola sugestion
> I meant to read the thread not your shitty suggestion
Still better then the suicide-by-ebola sugestion
Anonymous Z-177 joined in and replied with this 9.4 years ago, 26 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #654,292
@653,981 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
Not well. I'm not comfortable giving greater detail for the world to see.
Posted on another UID, feel free to crosscheck the IP used.
Not well. I'm not comfortable giving greater detail for the world to see.
Posted on another UID, feel free to crosscheck the IP used.
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 9.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #654,294
Anonymous Z-177 replied with this 9.4 years ago, 15 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #654,296
@previous (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
These things are rarely easy. Thank you for the kind words.
These things are rarely easy. Thank you for the kind words.
(Edited 4 minutes later.)
FAO BERT PLS READ replied with this 9.3 years ago, 1 week later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #656,291
FAO BERT PLS READ
Anonymous Z-178 joined in and replied with this 9.3 years ago, 1 week later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #659,624
@32,629 (Jack !gOStA1p7Pc)
ohhhh shut tghe fuck up man, you arent serious if u were you wouldn't tell anyone...whats a mattta, broke up w/ your first love, get on w it you'll be ded or old and dying in no time
ohhhh shut tghe fuck up man, you arent serious if u were you wouldn't tell anyone...whats a mattta, broke up w/ your first love, get on w it you'll be ded or old and dying in no time
Anonymous Z-78 replied with this 9.3 years ago, 6 days later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #661,694
I posed this question to the exports at Omegle.
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What is the best method of suicide for under $20?
Stranger 2: Rope
Stranger 2: And a chair
Stranger 2: That's probably like 5
Stranger 1: Fill up your gas tank and drive off a cliff
Stranger 2: Gas is too expensive
Stranger 2: Get some rooe
Stranger 1: Half tank
Stranger 2: Rope
Stranger 2: Buy some bleach.
Stranger 2: And just drink it
Stranger 1: That shit is boring
Stranger 2: So is driving off a cliff
Stranger 1: No it isn't
Stranger 1: That would be fun
Stranger 2: Go do it and tell me after
Stranger 1: Maybe I will
Stranger 2 has disconnected
Question to discuss:
What is the best method of suicide for under $20?
Stranger 2: Rope
Stranger 2: And a chair
Stranger 2: That's probably like 5
Stranger 1: Fill up your gas tank and drive off a cliff
Stranger 2: Gas is too expensive
Stranger 2: Get some rooe
Stranger 1: Half tank
Stranger 2: Rope
Stranger 2: Buy some bleach.
Stranger 2: And just drink it
Stranger 1: That shit is boring
Stranger 2: So is driving off a cliff
Stranger 1: No it isn't
Stranger 1: That would be fun
Stranger 2: Go do it and tell me after
Stranger 1: Maybe I will
Stranger 2 has disconnected
Anonymous Z-78 double-posted this 9.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #661,696
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What is the best method of suicide for under $20?
Stranger 1: gun
Stranger 2: Don't do it.
Stranger 2: You can't by a gun for $20?
Stranger 1: u can do it free by jump off cliff or bridge
Stranger 1: problem solved
Stranger 2: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
Stranger 1: what stranger is trying to say is don't do it unless ur gay
Stranger 2: You can fix anything cauaw causing you to want to commit suicide.
Stranger 1: suicide is pussy way out
Stranger 2: Exactly.
Stranger 2: Don't be a pus*y and change your ways.
Stranger 1 has disconnected
Question to discuss:
What is the best method of suicide for under $20?
Stranger 1: gun
Stranger 2: Don't do it.
Stranger 2: You can't by a gun for $20?
Stranger 1: u can do it free by jump off cliff or bridge
Stranger 1: problem solved
Stranger 2: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
Stranger 1: what stranger is trying to say is don't do it unless ur gay
Stranger 2: You can fix anything cauaw causing you to want to commit suicide.
Stranger 1: suicide is pussy way out
Stranger 2: Exactly.
Stranger 2: Don't be a pus*y and change your ways.
Stranger 1 has disconnected
Anonymous Z-78 triple-posted this 9.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #661,697
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What is the best method of suicide for under $20? Answer the question and do not get sidetracked.
Stranger 2: Hanging
Stranger 1: there's a method for free
Stranger 1: jumping off high building
Stranger 2: But ur too scared to
Stranger 2: You want painless
Stranger 1: what a pussy
Stranger 2: Meaning your life's pain is t worth the pain that comes with death
Stranger 2: So what your experiencing isn't really worth suicide
Stranger 2: But you're just so inexperienced
Stranger 1: makes sense
Stranger 2: That its overwhelming
Stranger 2: So suck it up
Stranger 2: It's not about how hard u can punch
Stranger 2: But what u can take. And keep moving forward
Stranger 2 has disconnected
Question to discuss:
What is the best method of suicide for under $20? Answer the question and do not get sidetracked.
Stranger 2: Hanging
Stranger 1: there's a method for free
Stranger 1: jumping off high building
Stranger 2: But ur too scared to
Stranger 2: You want painless
Stranger 1: what a pussy
Stranger 2: Meaning your life's pain is t worth the pain that comes with death
Stranger 2: So what your experiencing isn't really worth suicide
Stranger 2: But you're just so inexperienced
Stranger 1: makes sense
Stranger 2: That its overwhelming
Stranger 2: So suck it up
Stranger 2: It's not about how hard u can punch
Stranger 2: But what u can take. And keep moving forward
Stranger 2 has disconnected
Anonymous Z-6 replied with this 9.3 years ago, 10 hours later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #661,734
@661,694 (Z-78)
Why did you change painless to best? It completely changed the question...
Why did you change painless to best? It completely changed the question...
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Anonymous Z-179 joined in and replied with this 9.3 years ago, 3 days later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #662,707
GUYS R U SERIOUS THAT DUDE DIED 5.2 YEARS AGO HE SUICIDES HE HASNT BEEN ANSWERING YOUR IDEAS THE LAST PERSON SAID AN IDEA THEN HE SAID SONGS GOOD WOW
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 9.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #662,708
@previous (Z-179)
Actually, the OP kept posting on this website long after this thread. There's indication that he's dead.
And, these days, this thread is mostly kept going by new people that wander in.
Actually, the OP kept posting on this website long after this thread. There's indication that he's dead.
And, these days, this thread is mostly kept going by new people that wander in.
unknown joined in and replied with this 9.3 years ago, 6 days later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #663,880
guys why am i so scared to go but i really want to go
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 9.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #663,902
squeegee replied with this 9.3 years ago, 15 minutes later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #663,905
@663,880 (unknown)
because you should be scared, it's fucking terrifying, we don't know what the fuck happens. it could be nothing but snapping turtles.
don't go bro
because you should be scared, it's fucking terrifying, we don't know what the fuck happens. it could be nothing but snapping turtles.
don't go bro
Anonymous Z-13 replied with this 9.3 years ago, 6 hours later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #663,920
Anonymous Z-181 joined in and replied with this 9.3 years ago, 3 days later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #664,446
This thread is much more light hearted with an incessantly spinning suicide banner and a terrible font.
Anonymous Z-182 joined in and replied with this 9.3 years ago, 22 hours later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #664,619
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 9.3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #664,621
F'in crazy joined in and replied with this 9.3 years ago, 7 hours later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #664,697
I can't say u guys have changed my mind... But u damn sure gave some reasons to wait a while... And several good laughs.. And even tho I still feel messed up a good laugh is always a priceless gift to someone who sees no joy in their life
Anonymous Z-184 joined in and replied with this 9.2 years ago, 3 days later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #665,554
Trippingoverpenis joined in and replied with this 9.2 years ago, 2 weeks later, 5.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #670,765
My reason to live is reading your bs and getting a good laugh once a week keep it up faggots
Lame.chick joined in and replied with this 9.2 years ago, 1 day later, 5.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #671,492
This entire thing is cancer
buttons joined in and replied with this 9.2 years ago, 24 minutes later, 5.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #671,496
Anonymous Z-181 replied with this 9.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 5.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #671,506
@671,492 (Lame.chick)
cancer takes way too long, might I suggest inserting your head between the wheels of a bus instead? women may be God awful at killing themselves, but don't let that stop you from trying.
cancer takes way too long, might I suggest inserting your head between the wheels of a bus instead? women may be God awful at killing themselves, but don't let that stop you from trying.
AnonAfrican joined in and replied with this 9.2 years ago, 4 days later, 5.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #672,856
@540,360 (Z-109)
I understand your pain. The only reason I'm holding back from offing myself is mum & bros. But it's not easy. I'm struggling a lot and there's little to nothing they doing. They can't help. I'm getting more miserable and they don't fathom how much I'm suffering. I can't keep going thru this pain just cos I don't want them to suffer or blame themselves if I kill myself. If it's just for me, I'd have done it since 2010.i loathe my life. Nothing ever works for long. I never win at anything for long. My life is all patches of happy and a large stretch of gloom ever since I can remember... They will be fine eventually but me, I would never be fine...
I understand your pain. The only reason I'm holding back from offing myself is mum & bros. But it's not easy. I'm struggling a lot and there's little to nothing they doing. They can't help. I'm getting more miserable and they don't fathom how much I'm suffering. I can't keep going thru this pain just cos I don't want them to suffer or blame themselves if I kill myself. If it's just for me, I'd have done it since 2010.i loathe my life. Nothing ever works for long. I never win at anything for long. My life is all patches of happy and a large stretch of gloom ever since I can remember... They will be fine eventually but me, I would never be fine...
AnonAfrican double-posted this 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 5.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #672,857
ound this via Google all the way from Africa. Here depression isn't taken for real. No one to talk to no one to help. Being staying alive all cos of my mother.u know don't want to cause her pain and all. But I'm too miserable doesn't seem to get any better. If it's just myself to consider, wouldda offed me since 2010 or last year. This year has been even more difficult. Too toxic. Had a ray of hope but got snuffed out. I'm going. From here, I've picked up the charcoal thing & sleeping pills.
I also picked up the waiting advice so I give it till next Sunday. If no better, I'd be on the other side.
I admire OP & others who actually had the courage to face the unknown (death). I think that's real courage cos it's so easy & comfortable to choose the 'stay alive' option...
Thanks all for buying me more time... Let's see what the week holds.
I also picked up the waiting advice so I give it till next Sunday. If no better, I'd be on the other side.
I admire OP & others who actually had the courage to face the unknown (death). I think that's real courage cos it's so easy & comfortable to choose the 'stay alive' option...
Thanks all for buying me more time... Let's see what the week holds.
Anonymous Z-189 joined in and replied with this 9.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 5.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #672,896
Don't commit suicide make money off the Illuminati first you go to Illuminati headquarters in Washington DC the Federal Reserve danu call extension 821 then you go trick trick into the phone then you tell them your routing number and bank account number and tell them how much money you need and tell them who you're going to assassinate your money will be there within 2 days even if you don't assassinate them
Lame.chick joined in and replied with this 9.2 years ago, 1 day later, 5.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #673,579
suicide is the one mistake you won't live to regret
buttons replied with this 9.2 years ago, 14 minutes later, 5.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #673,587
@672,896 (Z-189)
> Don't commit suicide make money off the Illuminati first you go to Illuminati headquarters in Washington DC the Federal Reserve danu call extension 821 then you go trick trick into the phone then you tell them your routing number and bank account number and tell them how much money you need and tell them who you're going to assassinate your money will be there within 2 days even if you don't assassinate them
Wow how come I never thought of this
> Don't commit suicide make money off the Illuminati first you go to Illuminati headquarters in Washington DC the Federal Reserve danu call extension 821 then you go trick trick into the phone then you tell them your routing number and bank account number and tell them how much money you need and tell them who you're going to assassinate your money will be there within 2 days even if you don't assassinate them
Wow how come I never thought of this
Anonymous Z-181 replied with this 9.2 years ago, 20 minutes later, 5.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #673,597
Anonymous Z-191 joined in and replied with this 9.2 years ago, 19 minutes later, 5.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #673,609
Idk if it's been said, but bleach and ammonia. Mix 'em together, in a small poorly ventilated area.
There's probably a store within walking distance of you that sells both. So no money spent on gas either.
There's probably a store within walking distance of you that sells both. So no money spent on gas either.
Anonymous Z-5 replied with this 9.2 years ago, 7 hours later, 5.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #673,717
Anonymous Z-191 replied with this 9.2 years ago, 3 hours later, 5.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #673,782
@previous (Z-5)
I suppose. Of course, if you're Christopher Walken, every store is in dancing distance.
I suppose. Of course, if you're Christopher Walken, every store is in dancing distance.
Anonymous Z-192 joined in and replied with this 9.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 5.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #673,828
none of these are good fuck you guys
beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY replied with this 9.2 years ago, 4 hours later, 5.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #673,986
Anonymous Z-193 joined in and replied with this 9.1 years ago, 2 weeks later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #682,325
Y'all know he the one who started this thread most likely killed him/her self all ready they they haven't been active in like 3 years maby 4
Anonymous Z-194 joined in and replied with this 9.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #682,327
Z-194!
artychokedonanartichoke joined in and replied with this 9.1 years ago, 3 days later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #684,063
When I first started reading this I was seriously looking for ideas on how to commit suicide in the least painful, and least messy manner. The very long post above by Anonymous Z-109 (joined in and replied with this 1.2 year ago) about her husband's suicide and the effect it had on her is making me hold off and think twice and thrice. My mother committed suicide 50 years ago when I was 3 years old and I know it has affected my entire life. I have 3 children, 18-21 years of age and my middle one (daughter #1) suffers depression and anxiety like me. Their mother/my ex-wife divorced me two years ago due to the symptoms of my depression and anxiety. It was the best thing for her to do and probably best for our children - she acts as a role model for a normal, healthy person which counterbalances the depressed, anxiety-ridden role model I play in their lives. Thanks gods I have medications that help with the depression and anxiety, but I might lose those meds now that my health insurance is running out.
But now, it is looking like I will be homeless within the year. I was one of the many layoffs at work this spring, and have had no success finding any type of job since. Two others in this position have already just recently committed suicide. And because of my background it looks very unlikely that I will be able to find a full-time job that will pay enough to keep a roof over my head. When the unemployment runs out, I will be homeless and penniless. One friend said, "well you will then have no where to go but up" but I disagree. I see no way out- I see myself either remaining homeless or if I am somehow able to keep my home I will be living at poverty level trying to scrape out an existence for the rest of my life. I feel useless to my children and they are the only real reason I have to live.
After reading the funny remarks here, and ignoring the stupid evil ones, I feel a little better. I feel some hope, although I am not sure why exactly. Anyway, thanks for "listening." For others considering suicide, at least please heed Anonymous Z-109's warning about the effects of suicide on loved ones.
I still have my short list of ways to end it all, but I think I might try hard to stay alive no matte if I end up homeless or not. I will try to keep what little dignity I can and act as a survivor for my children's sake.
But now, it is looking like I will be homeless within the year. I was one of the many layoffs at work this spring, and have had no success finding any type of job since. Two others in this position have already just recently committed suicide. And because of my background it looks very unlikely that I will be able to find a full-time job that will pay enough to keep a roof over my head. When the unemployment runs out, I will be homeless and penniless. One friend said, "well you will then have no where to go but up" but I disagree. I see no way out- I see myself either remaining homeless or if I am somehow able to keep my home I will be living at poverty level trying to scrape out an existence for the rest of my life. I feel useless to my children and they are the only real reason I have to live.
After reading the funny remarks here, and ignoring the stupid evil ones, I feel a little better. I feel some hope, although I am not sure why exactly. Anyway, thanks for "listening." For others considering suicide, at least please heed Anonymous Z-109's warning about the effects of suicide on loved ones.
I still have my short list of ways to end it all, but I think I might try hard to stay alive no matte if I end up homeless or not. I will try to keep what little dignity I can and act as a survivor for my children's sake.
Anonymous Z-6 replied with this 9.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #684,111
@previous (artychokedonanartichoke)
<3 You will find a way to manage somehow. Don't leave your children.
<3 You will find a way to manage somehow. Don't leave your children.
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Anonymous Z-196 joined in and replied with this 9.1 years ago, 5 days later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #686,747
@533,580 (Z-104)
> Take a bottle of sleeping pills. It just feels like you're going to sleep as your heart slows to a stop. Over the counter sleeping pills are like $5
No, if you do that you heart and brain will start trying to hold on so you'll wake up suffering more that if you just hung yourself and in some cases you may not even die.
> Take a bottle of sleeping pills. It just feels like you're going to sleep as your heart slows to a stop. Over the counter sleeping pills are like $5
No, if you do that you heart and brain will start trying to hold on so you'll wake up suffering more that if you just hung yourself and in some cases you may not even die.
000 joined in and replied with this 9.1 years ago, 5 days later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #688,354
The first time I tried offing myself was when I was 15. If I'm typing this and that was 8.5 years ago, that means I was unsuccessful. I pussed out and got really dizzy on pills, tried hanging before I ended up falling and sprained my foot a bit, but it was over a failed first love. I was a kid, and still had so much to learn. I'm glad I didn't because I enjoyed life a lot after. But before graduating high school, I met and settled with a doll in 2011. Almost out of nowhere she left me Feb. 13 and would've made it 5yrs. together if we pulled through this April. We pledged to be engaged in our 5th year that just passed. Since then, she hasn't wanted to speak to me unless it was telling me to leave her alone, the last time was in late March. I'm the biggest fool in my city. Anyone my age can tell you to move the fuck on and get over it. We lived (I still do) with our parents (I know, right?) within a mile from each other but I heard from the grape vine that she just moved out Idk where or with who. I tried letting her mom know I was sorry because I felt that I'm part of the reason why she moved as she feared me ever stalking her. When you've been with someone for so long, you can't just let go. I haven't been able to. So her family think I'm some menace though I've never hurt her in our entire relationship. We struggled having obligations to work, family, school, each other, etc. But we pulled through. Why things didn't work out? Who cares? When two people break up, no one truly values the man's side. So I've come to realize that no matter how hard I've tried to make amends or impress her again or even just get the closure to try and move on, it hasn't happened. But I'm not a problem to people, I don't have any disabilities, I'm capable. And for those seeking suicide, my depression isn't worth it.
There are those who have been damaged mentally or physically and could use the peace of being freed from life here on this planet. Depression is a bitch when you can carry on working, interacting with others, but you get little to no satisfaction. I handled stress much more efficiently before our split. Now, I can't stand anything. I'm told she thought of getting a restraining order on me and I'm like ???. I haven't seen this bitch since the first week in February! I know where she works at and confronted her before when she'd distance herself from me like once a year, but I won't do that now.
My dad was being detained at immigration and he finally got out after 9 months. It's been a fuct up ride and I experienced so many stressful events in his absence. This girl pulled through with me most of the while, but then the shit happened. I've been told different possibilities to why it didn't work out but she never truly told me. And people will tell you all day to get over it, move on, better yourself, give it time, you'll find another, but there's no doing that any time soon. Amongst everything, we're both pretty young. And anyone can tell you I'm stupid for considering suicide. But here's my contribution to this thread: I planned different ways like trying to down as much antifreeze as possible because some have it embittered so no one can use it as a tasty suicide dessert drink. I thought of getting this easily from work for free, but I know we sell it for under $20 for a gallon of concentrated full strength ethylene glycol. It crystallizes in your brain and kidneys and gets you super drunk while poisoning you. But I hear the damage is permanent if you survive and having brain damage is something no one should have to live with. And I've read that it may not even kill you for a couple of days. Like wtf? A boss at my other job had a loaded pistol in his drawer one of my shifts and thought this would be a great opportunity! It's free for me, but I'm afraid of the bullet getting lodged in my head and actually not killing me. Plus, think of the guilt I would've bestowed him for giving me the chance to kill myself. Besides, my dad wasn't back yet and I can't leave my mom and younger brothers. So here I am, unsettled by everything, and I bitch to myself like I really should be engaged or dead by now. But another simple way is tying a sheet or perhaps some shrink wrap (also inexpensive) around the barrier of a remote bridge and also wrap the other end around your neck and face then jump. It won't be pleasant, your body will struggle but if you do it right, hopefully you won't survive. It'll be a bitch falling down or only depriving the brain of oxygen until you become braindead and live.
There's also the previous mentioned idea of (I advise at night) when a train comes by (luckily if I wanted to really do this the train comes at night) and stops, find a freight car that isn't around the street where anyone can really see you and try to stop you and just wait until it begins to move, and lay your head over the railing with your neck actually on the railing. You should be decapitated in no time. Try finding a way to bind your hands and feet before doing so to where you have limited movement. But really, that's all I've got. Again, I'm stupid for feeling this way over a failed relationship, but drinking and weed don't ease much. I'm not trying to date anyone else because I'm not prepared to start over when I had such good timing with this girl before graduating. But in case someone needs it, you can also try the being bound thing, and wrapping a trash bag over your face tightly and jumping into a deep pool or bayou or lake. Maybe that could work, but again, you're gonna struggle.
This thread was cool before I smudged my shit on it. I hope the OP found peace. And I'm truly sorry for any of you who stumbled here. Think of the pain you'd possibly spread to others who do value you (if any do) but if you know you will not be missed, seek out your peace.
There are those who have been damaged mentally or physically and could use the peace of being freed from life here on this planet. Depression is a bitch when you can carry on working, interacting with others, but you get little to no satisfaction. I handled stress much more efficiently before our split. Now, I can't stand anything. I'm told she thought of getting a restraining order on me and I'm like ???. I haven't seen this bitch since the first week in February! I know where she works at and confronted her before when she'd distance herself from me like once a year, but I won't do that now.
My dad was being detained at immigration and he finally got out after 9 months. It's been a fuct up ride and I experienced so many stressful events in his absence. This girl pulled through with me most of the while, but then the shit happened. I've been told different possibilities to why it didn't work out but she never truly told me. And people will tell you all day to get over it, move on, better yourself, give it time, you'll find another, but there's no doing that any time soon. Amongst everything, we're both pretty young. And anyone can tell you I'm stupid for considering suicide. But here's my contribution to this thread: I planned different ways like trying to down as much antifreeze as possible because some have it embittered so no one can use it as a tasty suicide dessert drink. I thought of getting this easily from work for free, but I know we sell it for under $20 for a gallon of concentrated full strength ethylene glycol. It crystallizes in your brain and kidneys and gets you super drunk while poisoning you. But I hear the damage is permanent if you survive and having brain damage is something no one should have to live with. And I've read that it may not even kill you for a couple of days. Like wtf? A boss at my other job had a loaded pistol in his drawer one of my shifts and thought this would be a great opportunity! It's free for me, but I'm afraid of the bullet getting lodged in my head and actually not killing me. Plus, think of the guilt I would've bestowed him for giving me the chance to kill myself. Besides, my dad wasn't back yet and I can't leave my mom and younger brothers. So here I am, unsettled by everything, and I bitch to myself like I really should be engaged or dead by now. But another simple way is tying a sheet or perhaps some shrink wrap (also inexpensive) around the barrier of a remote bridge and also wrap the other end around your neck and face then jump. It won't be pleasant, your body will struggle but if you do it right, hopefully you won't survive. It'll be a bitch falling down or only depriving the brain of oxygen until you become braindead and live.
There's also the previous mentioned idea of (I advise at night) when a train comes by (luckily if I wanted to really do this the train comes at night) and stops, find a freight car that isn't around the street where anyone can really see you and try to stop you and just wait until it begins to move, and lay your head over the railing with your neck actually on the railing. You should be decapitated in no time. Try finding a way to bind your hands and feet before doing so to where you have limited movement. But really, that's all I've got. Again, I'm stupid for feeling this way over a failed relationship, but drinking and weed don't ease much. I'm not trying to date anyone else because I'm not prepared to start over when I had such good timing with this girl before graduating. But in case someone needs it, you can also try the being bound thing, and wrapping a trash bag over your face tightly and jumping into a deep pool or bayou or lake. Maybe that could work, but again, you're gonna struggle.
This thread was cool before I smudged my shit on it. I hope the OP found peace. And I'm truly sorry for any of you who stumbled here. Think of the pain you'd possibly spread to others who do value you (if any do) but if you know you will not be missed, seek out your peace.
Maybe one day joined in and replied with this 9.1 years ago, 7 hours later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #688,393
Sticking my head under a train at night is what I've imagined I would do if I ever got the guts to do it. Not sure if facing down or up would actually make a difference.
People say it's just how you feel at the moment and things will get better but oddly enough I've been like this for years. I remember wanting to jump out a window when I was a kid, attempting to hang myself but the thing snapped lol
I use to cut myself but realized it just attracts attention if people see it.
I don't know but for years I've seen life as not worth it and truly nothing makes me think wow life is so amazing. The thing is I should be grateful for so many things, which I am in a sense but I'm still not happy. I could try 'happy pills ' but I've read how people can be on them for years.
I guess one big thing that stops me is my mom.. I've got Bros and nephews and friends but they can move on. The thing is surely me living a dull. Mundane, pointless life is stressful for my mom surely she would be better off. I don't know I'm nearly 30 soon so I'm pretty much dead.
The person before about your ex, belive it or not but you will get over her as long as you don't speak to her. I had a issue years ago fucked me up for 3 years but I kept speaking to her. Also don't stop fuckin other girls after the longer you leave it the more isolated you get from it. Rip Op.. I wonder what method he went with
People say it's just how you feel at the moment and things will get better but oddly enough I've been like this for years. I remember wanting to jump out a window when I was a kid, attempting to hang myself but the thing snapped lol
I use to cut myself but realized it just attracts attention if people see it.
I don't know but for years I've seen life as not worth it and truly nothing makes me think wow life is so amazing. The thing is I should be grateful for so many things, which I am in a sense but I'm still not happy. I could try 'happy pills ' but I've read how people can be on them for years.
I guess one big thing that stops me is my mom.. I've got Bros and nephews and friends but they can move on. The thing is surely me living a dull. Mundane, pointless life is stressful for my mom surely she would be better off. I don't know I'm nearly 30 soon so I'm pretty much dead.
The person before about your ex, belive it or not but you will get over her as long as you don't speak to her. I had a issue years ago fucked me up for 3 years but I kept speaking to her. Also don't stop fuckin other girls after the longer you leave it the more isolated you get from it. Rip Op.. I wonder what method he went with
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 9.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #688,395
OP only said they wanted to know just in case. We don't know what happened to them.
Maybe one day replied with this 9.1 years ago, 38 seconds later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #688,396
Oh but it might be good ( if you can) to write a note for the train driver. Some people might get shocked up by it
Maybe one day double-posted this 9.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #688,398
Oh.. He seemed pretty keen after the answers and I read somewhere he had stopped posting elsewhere. Maybe inflation prices over the past 5 years means he can't get it done for under $20 anymore
000 replied with this 9.1 years ago, 45 minutes later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #688,405
I'm sorry your attempts didn't follow through. I think that's meant to happen when you're expected to experience more. Then again, it really is a matter of doing it right. And yeah, I've been told that the only way to forget about her is by...just forgetting about her. I haven't spoken to her legitimately since the day we broke up. Before that, she called for a break (which I didn't honour for one, wtf is a break? Two, I feared that space between couples like that (which we weren't even living together) only grows larger) but I see your point. I don't expect anything from her anymore. The simple matter for me is that if anyone wants to stick around in your life, they would. I've passed by her (mom's) place a number of times. I did so for weeks after the breakup, I passed by only once a week then stopped altogether for a month or more, then I picked back up on passing by a couple of times a day for weeks now. It's as pathetic as it sounds. I didn't know she was moving out by passing by, no. I was told from mutual friends on social media, but supposedly no one knew. How does no one know you're moving out? Another big mistake I made was trying to apologize to her mom and sympathize what it's like for her to leave her home, but with that good intention, it backfired and she wondered how I knew, and pretty much to stop passing by because they've got cameras. So, that only made me look worse. It's not easy getting over someone you experienced so much with. I've been told that people change, and as we met when she was still a junior at 17 we were "bound to breakup" like no, fuck you. Only bullshit breaks people up. If you want the person, you'll make it known. I've done absolutely all I could without having to get arrested, and her mom mentioned a restraining order like, I haven't been on the property, bitch doesn't even live there anymore, and I haven't seen her physically in months, like why? So, with everything going on, not much has happened at home.
People say I need to get out but my friends are either happy in their relationships, or single and only think of barhopping to pull women. Not my thing. I don't find joy in the things I did, I have close to zero appetite, and I only look forward to sleep to end the day. Waking up is hard because I know it's the same monotonous shit, and sleeping is kinda difficult because it's another day down that I haven't heard from the broad and she's more than likely sleeping/living peacefully.
I don't feel like really carrying on passed this year. But I hope you don't really cause your mom any hurt. Family members that aren't initially nuclear like nephews will not be affected as much, but it's a truly bad concept for parents to think their offspring will outlive them, then we get these emotions, and if we go through with them, it will only fuck their lives up until they die. And the chances of you pushing them closer to how miserable you feel are heightened. I'm the firstborn and there's a 15yr. gap between my younger brother and I, so I'm gonna fuck up a bunch of shit if I kill myself. I'm only 23 and if you're 30 you're still young too. I don't mean to jinx myself, but I felt like if I wasn't with this girl, I'll probably be single until I die. And then one thing that's also kept be alive is my naive optimism that if I do kill myself, there will be absolutely no chance of ever seeing her again. Ever. And though it may seem that way now, probability gives me higher chance at seeing her while I still live than if I perish. So, I'm still here.
No, I don't think there's a difference in face-down or up, but I know that at the neck is decap. while I'd over-think that with your head face down, it'd get crushed, but I don't want my head to be pushed or rolled into a position where I'm still gonna live long enough to feel being mangled.
Another method would be to just drop a plugged toaster into a filled bathtub, but I'm sure you're still alive for a bit to see how gruesome you're being burned, and that scares me.
It's raining buckets over here in Houston so I really feel like giving whoever finds me a bit of a laugh if I really try drowning myself in a large puddle lol.
People say I need to get out but my friends are either happy in their relationships, or single and only think of barhopping to pull women. Not my thing. I don't find joy in the things I did, I have close to zero appetite, and I only look forward to sleep to end the day. Waking up is hard because I know it's the same monotonous shit, and sleeping is kinda difficult because it's another day down that I haven't heard from the broad and she's more than likely sleeping/living peacefully.
I don't feel like really carrying on passed this year. But I hope you don't really cause your mom any hurt. Family members that aren't initially nuclear like nephews will not be affected as much, but it's a truly bad concept for parents to think their offspring will outlive them, then we get these emotions, and if we go through with them, it will only fuck their lives up until they die. And the chances of you pushing them closer to how miserable you feel are heightened. I'm the firstborn and there's a 15yr. gap between my younger brother and I, so I'm gonna fuck up a bunch of shit if I kill myself. I'm only 23 and if you're 30 you're still young too. I don't mean to jinx myself, but I felt like if I wasn't with this girl, I'll probably be single until I die. And then one thing that's also kept be alive is my naive optimism that if I do kill myself, there will be absolutely no chance of ever seeing her again. Ever. And though it may seem that way now, probability gives me higher chance at seeing her while I still live than if I perish. So, I'm still here.
No, I don't think there's a difference in face-down or up, but I know that at the neck is decap. while I'd over-think that with your head face down, it'd get crushed, but I don't want my head to be pushed or rolled into a position where I'm still gonna live long enough to feel being mangled.
Another method would be to just drop a plugged toaster into a filled bathtub, but I'm sure you're still alive for a bit to see how gruesome you're being burned, and that scares me.
It's raining buckets over here in Houston so I really feel like giving whoever finds me a bit of a laugh if I really try drowning myself in a large puddle lol.
Maybe one day replied with this 9.1 years ago, 1 day later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #688,635
Tbf I was young at the time and they wasn't the best planned out so my own fault. Yeah I had people telling me that all the time. I was with the girl since she was 17 and oddly enough around 21 she had a change in herself. Oddly enough they do say you change every 4-7 years in general. Anyway I went around to get stuff sorted only to find a bloke their lol. But for 2-3 years she and I stayed in touch. Be it a prank call here and there or a email.I also had her Givin me shit sayin she was scared of him lol. I had her mom and him ring me sayin leave her alone. Yet I has evidence it was her too so I didn't look as bad in the end lol. Anyway she's banged many blokes and has a baby now. Anyway my point being.. I has loads of people telling me time is a healer etc. And I thought no she was special I will never get it again. I mean I'd wake up and think of her all say lol.
But after I stopped being in touch.. I did get over her....took a few months but now I neither love her or hate her which is when you know for sure.
So you will get past it mate I promise. But one thing I will say is... Do go out with your mates and maybe sleep around a bit. I used to think I wouldn't want one night stands etc. But after my relationship I messed about with one girl and then had 2 year break from girls. Which turned to 5 and now it's nearing 7 years ha. But basically if you stop going out there you miss out on opportunities, loose social skills, loose confidence with women. Heck I'm even finding flaws in women that do want to date me as I am protecting myself from being hurt again.. ( I've read up that can be something too lol)
Basically I wouldn't want someone else like this as it's stupid. Like you said she doesn't wanna be in your life so Crack on with yours mate.
Thanks for the young thing I'm actually 28 but 30 is so close and I see no point after it ha.
Yeah a parent loosing a kid must be souls destroying.. The only counter I can think of is lie and say your starting a life somewhere new.. I rather have the Hate me then grieve for me.
Somebody said in here they had a stomach pumped after trying the toaster trick.. But not sure how that makes sense.
Ha the puddle method would be a determined way to go. I'm in Birmingham, England we've actually got sun for once. Take care
But after I stopped being in touch.. I did get over her....took a few months but now I neither love her or hate her which is when you know for sure.
So you will get past it mate I promise. But one thing I will say is... Do go out with your mates and maybe sleep around a bit. I used to think I wouldn't want one night stands etc. But after my relationship I messed about with one girl and then had 2 year break from girls. Which turned to 5 and now it's nearing 7 years ha. But basically if you stop going out there you miss out on opportunities, loose social skills, loose confidence with women. Heck I'm even finding flaws in women that do want to date me as I am protecting myself from being hurt again.. ( I've read up that can be something too lol)
Basically I wouldn't want someone else like this as it's stupid. Like you said she doesn't wanna be in your life so Crack on with yours mate.
Thanks for the young thing I'm actually 28 but 30 is so close and I see no point after it ha.
Yeah a parent loosing a kid must be souls destroying.. The only counter I can think of is lie and say your starting a life somewhere new.. I rather have the Hate me then grieve for me.
Somebody said in here they had a stomach pumped after trying the toaster trick.. But not sure how that makes sense.
Ha the puddle method would be a determined way to go. I'm in Birmingham, England we've actually got sun for once. Take care
Satyam joined in and replied with this 9.1 years ago, 1 day later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #689,068
I want to commits suicide. What do I do I live in India.
bhutam joined in and replied with this 9.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #689,073
000 replied with this 9.1 years ago, 6 days later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #691,378
Maybe one day:
You're right. I'm sorry for all the shit you went through too. Honestly, I haven't changed much on my personality for years now. Not to say I've done all the growing there is to grow, but my values, and all have remained incredibly consistent. Not everyone's the same. And I trust she isn't sleeping around as your ex did, but it all all bothers me.
I haven't seen her since February. I haven't heard from her since late March. No doubt, at this point I never will. So even the loss of contact hasn't helped.
Time is supposed to be this great healer. We're supposed to have the mental capacity to recover from any emotional distress. And though it's been exactly 4 months since our split, it's felt like 8 months. I have not healed, and it's only been a short while. I have more patience than others, but this has eaten away at me, so it tries my patience more than anything in more recent years. I still eat, work, and breathe, but I'm not healed. I mean, at least it's not as bad as the first 2 months since the breakup. But it still blows having every word she's typed reverberate how much she's happier now.
About trying to move on and go out, I know what you mean. I never really care to socialize with people outside my limited circle, but at the moment, I don't think I'm missing out on much over here. I'm not much to go to bars, or clubs. I will given who I'm going with, but socializing with anyone else doesn't appeal to me.
I'm still family oriented (which can be seen as a drawback of mine too), and I still work hard. I'm trying to better myself incrementally. But all in all, I've lost the enthusiasm of it all. It felt so much more rich to pursue goals with your lover with you too. One you thought of as your spouse already. She's moved out of her mom's house, so there's little I can do to trump that lol. There's no sense in me trying to do better or to be better than she is right now. There's already no contest. And I'm just so...bitter compared to how I was. That's the only thing I can appreciate about all of this. Before, I was too happy. And this comfort was probably a weakness. So now that it's gone, I still love seeing other couples' content wherever I go. And many say to still wish this girl well and this will help me move on. Like, uh, no. I hate the broad more than anything now. This is what makes me petty lol.
But I'd feel that at your age even 4 years my senior, you can accomplish much more than I can right now. I can't imagine what British culture busy be now in this age in your part of Birmingham. I don't like feeling this way, much less feeling suicidal over it. But it's there, you know? Still can't shake it.
Really? Maybe I misread. Your stomach only gets charcoal pumped to dry the fuck out of your stomach and cause you to heave whatever was ingested (like pills).
Lol that's good. We've had a lot of sun here too this week. Everyone complains about the heat and humidity here. I can handle the heat incredibly, but the humidity can get annoying. Now we're expecting more rain today. I can't swim, so I've thought of drowning too many times lol.
You're right. I'm sorry for all the shit you went through too. Honestly, I haven't changed much on my personality for years now. Not to say I've done all the growing there is to grow, but my values, and all have remained incredibly consistent. Not everyone's the same. And I trust she isn't sleeping around as your ex did, but it all all bothers me.
I haven't seen her since February. I haven't heard from her since late March. No doubt, at this point I never will. So even the loss of contact hasn't helped.
Time is supposed to be this great healer. We're supposed to have the mental capacity to recover from any emotional distress. And though it's been exactly 4 months since our split, it's felt like 8 months. I have not healed, and it's only been a short while. I have more patience than others, but this has eaten away at me, so it tries my patience more than anything in more recent years. I still eat, work, and breathe, but I'm not healed. I mean, at least it's not as bad as the first 2 months since the breakup. But it still blows having every word she's typed reverberate how much she's happier now.
About trying to move on and go out, I know what you mean. I never really care to socialize with people outside my limited circle, but at the moment, I don't think I'm missing out on much over here. I'm not much to go to bars, or clubs. I will given who I'm going with, but socializing with anyone else doesn't appeal to me.
I'm still family oriented (which can be seen as a drawback of mine too), and I still work hard. I'm trying to better myself incrementally. But all in all, I've lost the enthusiasm of it all. It felt so much more rich to pursue goals with your lover with you too. One you thought of as your spouse already. She's moved out of her mom's house, so there's little I can do to trump that lol. There's no sense in me trying to do better or to be better than she is right now. There's already no contest. And I'm just so...bitter compared to how I was. That's the only thing I can appreciate about all of this. Before, I was too happy. And this comfort was probably a weakness. So now that it's gone, I still love seeing other couples' content wherever I go. And many say to still wish this girl well and this will help me move on. Like, uh, no. I hate the broad more than anything now. This is what makes me petty lol.
But I'd feel that at your age even 4 years my senior, you can accomplish much more than I can right now. I can't imagine what British culture busy be now in this age in your part of Birmingham. I don't like feeling this way, much less feeling suicidal over it. But it's there, you know? Still can't shake it.
Really? Maybe I misread. Your stomach only gets charcoal pumped to dry the fuck out of your stomach and cause you to heave whatever was ingested (like pills).
Lol that's good. We've had a lot of sun here too this week. Everyone complains about the heat and humidity here. I can handle the heat incredibly, but the humidity can get annoying. Now we're expecting more rain today. I can't swim, so I've thought of drowning too many times lol.
0 double-posted this 9.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #691,379
Lol I'm gonna be unapologetically depressing on here, but I heard one of the slowest ways to kill yourself is by falling in love. Fall hard, give it your all for as long as possible. Then lose that person to some stupid shit. Bam, you're already dead. It costs no money to fall for a person. Only your soul lol.
But don't listen to me, I'm only speaking out of hurt. And though it costs nothing to really fall in true love, you'll have to be broke to keep the relationship going sometimes lol.
But don't listen to me, I'm only speaking out of hurt. And though it costs nothing to really fall in true love, you'll have to be broke to keep the relationship going sometimes lol.
beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY replied with this 9.1 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #691,381
the latest posts are just kind of sad. needs more memes
bhutan replied with this 9.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #691,426
000 replied with this 9.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #691,603
I know, I've stopped. You'd creep if you were with someone so long and then left without explanation.
I just remembered something that's actually relevant to this thread. You know how you're not supposed to climb power lines? Sneak out, preferably at night so no one will notice and try to stop you, but climb a tower. You should climb high. Don't think of anything because that'll fuck everything up. But just climb and perhaps you'll either get electrocuted, or just fall from a height that you won't recover from. No money, and boom. Dead. Hopefully.
I just remembered something that's actually relevant to this thread. You know how you're not supposed to climb power lines? Sneak out, preferably at night so no one will notice and try to stop you, but climb a tower. You should climb high. Don't think of anything because that'll fuck everything up. But just climb and perhaps you'll either get electrocuted, or just fall from a height that you won't recover from. No money, and boom. Dead. Hopefully.
bhutan replied with this 9.1 years ago, 29 minutes later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #691,620
000 replied with this 9.1 years ago, 27 minutes later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #691,646
Not really that difficult, Bhutan.
Nexi !tRAnsGiRLo replied with this 9.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #691,647
600
bhutan replied with this 9.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #691,649
@691,646 (000)
yeah its not difficult but why the fuck would you electrocute yourself
Its just strange
yeah its not difficult but why the fuck would you electrocute yourself
Its just strange
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000 replied with this 9.1 years ago, 22 hours later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #691,903
To die. I know it sounds gruesome, but if it works out well, you can die instantly for free.
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 9.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #691,928
Doug.
Tired1313 joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 day later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #692,282
I have a newer ford f150. I've read that it doesn't produce enough carbon monoxide to do the trick is this true. Garden hose from the tailpipe to the window, sealed
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 19 minutes later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #692,286
if you post me your address i'll send the gear myselfbhutan joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #692,329
Tired1313 replied with this 9 years ago, 1 day later, 5.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #692,784
Sorry not going to post an address. I just want to know if it would produce enough carbon monoxide to do the trick
Anonymous Z-204 joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 days later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #693,853
Hey Green I read your story of your life wayyyyyyyyyy up on the thread. Ive had quite the similar life myself and I know how the emptiness can effect one. If you want a new friend ( I don't have that many and those I do I cant see because they live literally a couple hundred miles away) the id be happy to be one. I have skype email and kik. offer is always open mate. :)
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #693,907
@previous (Z-204)
Hey, a friend sounds good! Sorry of you are feeling suicidal. You should check out the rest of the site though, we are mostly friendly and a lot of us have problems too. This thread is in the first or second page when I Google search suicide methods.
Hey, a friend sounds good! Sorry of you are feeling suicidal. You should check out the rest of the site though, we are mostly friendly and a lot of us have problems too. This thread is in the first or second page when I Google search suicide methods.
Green !BEERiVqJJw double-posted this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #693,909
@693,853 (Z-204)
By the way, that was copy-pasted from a member who used to post here called Leonidas. He tragically took his own life.
By the way, that was copy-pasted from a member who used to post here called Leonidas. He tragically took his own life.
Anonymous Z-203 replied with this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #693,916
@693,853 (Z-204)
yeah lol those were just ramblings from one of our most insane posters and not green's personal story so
Congrats on outing yourself as a creep
yeah lol those were just ramblings from one of our most insane posters and not green's personal story so
Congrats on outing yourself as a creep
000 replied with this 9 years ago, 5 hours later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #693,953
For a thread on suicide, it's good to see life here.
Anonymous Z-205 joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 35 minutes later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #693,955
I nearly killed myself a couple of weeks due to depression. I don't need a cheap way to kill myself. A buckshot shell costs about a dollar, a box of .22 costs about 10 dollars, a box of 9mm costs about $15. I have options and I have been considering which way I want to go. Plenty of handbangers or boomsticks. Messy or clean? Do I want to do it in my home or do it at work in front of everyone and make a scene and never be forgotten? I have given it serious thought.
One of these days I am going to end up being dead. I should have done it last time, I just didn't want to leave without saying goodbye and that got me in trouble. Next time I won't wait for a response.
One of these days I am going to end up being dead. I should have done it last time, I just didn't want to leave without saying goodbye and that got me in trouble. Next time I won't wait for a response.
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Mo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 days later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #695,662
If any of you really are going to kill yourself then do it for a good cause, donate your organs. Search on the internet for people looking for organ donors. Become useful
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bhutan joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #695,664
@previous (Mo)
> If any of you really are going to kill yourself then do it for a good cause, donate your organs. Search on the internet for people looking for organ donors. Become useful
good advice
check that box next time you're at the DMV y'all it could save someone who wants to live's life
also don't obliterate your body someone else might need your parts
inform the authorities so that your organs don't spoil
thanks mo
> If any of you really are going to kill yourself then do it for a good cause, donate your organs. Search on the internet for people looking for organ donors. Become useful
good advice
check that box next time you're at the DMV y'all it could save someone who wants to live's life
also don't obliterate your body someone else might need your parts
inform the authorities so that your organs don't spoil
thanks mo
Maybe one day replied with this 9 years ago, 10 hours later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #695,823
When it gets to a certain stage in your life all them petty, small excuses to why you can't do it go away. And even that guilty feeling to what it will do to your family actually goes away. The once worried thought of how painful hanging yourself would be goes away. And it actually becomes a relief thought so to speak. So next Thursday I'm going to a tree and hanging myself. I hope whoever is drawn to this site finds some purpose in life.
Anonymous Z-208 joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #695,828
beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #695,829
000 replied with this 9 years ago, 4 days later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #697,010
Maybe one day, I hope you've deeply considered what you plan to do. It pains me that I can't reach you from here in Texas, but I have the impression that you're a good person. I still wanna consider the option I have to end it but I it will truly be detrimental for people around me. My family will suffer, and though I don't have children, I'm still at home with my parents and brothers and I know that it will be a fuct up thing to grow up knowing your oldest brother didn't wanna stick around long enough to experience life with us. It's not like I'm leaving them to live my life elsewhere, or with another family, but it will still be a pain that won't ever leave. And you decide your own time. If you'd want it to be a week from now, then make this week memorable. Who cares who finds your body? You won't care, you'd be dead. A homeless, a hiker, just hopefully not a child.
611 joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 days later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #697,629
wow. i actually read all the thread. i was thinking of hanging, but charcoal seems to be cleaner and easier. The hanging thing creeps me out
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 9 years ago, 44 minutes later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #697,650
000 replied with this 9 years ago, 7 hours later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #697,824
Idk. I have a coworker who nearly died of overdosing painkillers and before he died, he was in the ER getting the charcoal pumped into his stomach. It drys the fuck out of your stomach so you heave absolutely everything in there. He described it as a violent-ass contraction. I wouldn't do that. Surviving this sucks, but may only be temporary. May.
611 replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #697,838
just to contribute, overdose is awful if done wrong, i think only Nembutal works (obviously i don't really know). I took aspirin, 500 mg, 80 pills. Vomiting, dizziness and also charcoal pumped into my stomach. 5 horrible days of agony in the hospital and temporary deafness. Didn't hear the first days, then i regain hearing little by little, but i can't tell if i hear as before.
Mo replied with this 9 years ago, 1 day later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #698,507
get life insurance before you do this so your family can benefit from this.. Make it look like you died naturally so the claim becomes easy! Good luck!
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #698,508
@697,824 (000)
It didn't kill me and I didn't go to hospital over it either, just vomited a lot. It's the stupidest thing I ever did.
It didn't kill me and I didn't go to hospital over it either, just vomited a lot. It's the stupidest thing I ever did.
000 replied with this 9 years ago, 17 hours later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #698,690
I just realized that 611 meant burning charcoal indoors, not surviving an overdose to get charcoal pumped lol. That sounds easier than other methods, but you don't units how long you'd have to endure the irritating smoke before enough ov the carbon monoxide kills you. And I'm not sure about clean, but your entire home will smell like BBQ for days. Ov course, this shouldn't matter if you die, but it'll suck surviving it.
3AM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 days later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #699,360
I don't remeber why i even searched " what is the quickest way to die"
But I'm sure glad i did, this was entertaining!
But I'm sure glad i did, this was entertaining!
Anonymous Z-211 joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 day later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #699,724
Aw man these comments are awesome
Anonymous Z-212 joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 days later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #701,087
Stick your head through the open moonroof of your car and push the close button
000 replied with this 9 years ago, 36 minutes later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #701,092
Being decapitated is a favorite here on this thread. Play the Nihility album while you're at it too. [Bangs head. Head falls off.]
squeegee replied with this 9 years ago, 19 minutes later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #701,097
@699,360 (3AM)yeah, like i've said before. this thread has been great about bringing new users to the board, but it's been shit at retention.
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 9 years ago, 1 day later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #701,635
What is a good way to go out for my birthday this Sunday?
000 replied with this 9 years ago, 18 hours later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #701,771
It won't be cheap, and you'll probably knock out, or do something reckless (lol irony) that you won't remember, but alcohol poisoning. Just buy some Everclear and down it all by yourself. Maybe throw in a large bottle ov pain killers. Don't throw up, btw. If executed correctly, this can be pretty lethal.
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #701,775
@previous (000)
> Just buy some Everclear and down it all by yourself.
Bert has been doing this for years, yet he is still very alive.
> Just buy some Everclear and down it all by yourself.
Bert has been doing this for years, yet he is still very alive.
bhutto joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 27 seconds later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #701,776
000 replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #701,795
My mild trolling still contributes more to this thread than you being alive probably does.
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Shameless joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 day later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #702,109
Yup officially lost interest until tomorrow probably.
Shameless double-posted this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #702,110
I just figured it out if your so contemp on offing yourself just shoot me first. After you shoot me you will have to do it or face prison time.
Anonymous Z-215 joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 5.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #702,138
@30,790 (I)
> What state do you live in? Most places you can buy syringes at a pharmacy without a prescription, or at least go to a needle exchange.
In Alaska only doctors can have syringes unless you actually have a prescription
> What state do you live in? Most places you can buy syringes at a pharmacy without a prescription, or at least go to a needle exchange.
In Alaska only doctors can have syringes unless you actually have a prescription
Pper joined in and replied with this 8.9 years ago, 2 weeks later, 5.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #708,140
Anonymous Z-217 joined in and replied with this 8.9 years ago, 1 day later, 5.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #708,456
I feel like shyte, got mental desease for 14 years now, my life span is probably reduced by 20 years because of drug abuse and use of anti psychotics.
beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY replied with this 8.9 years ago, 26 minutes later, 5.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #708,462
Anonymous Z-13 replied with this 8.9 years ago, 2 days later, 5.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #709,327
Anonymous Z-218 joined in and replied with this 8.8 years ago, 2 weeks later, 5.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #714,386
@31,192 (hamfist !XPeqoqTFAE)
> Just slit your wrists and bleed out. Doesn't really hurt
Don't listen to him. As a survivor of slitting my wrist downward, it is close to the worse pain I have been in.
> Just slit your wrists and bleed out. Doesn't really hurt
Don't listen to him. As a survivor of slitting my wrist downward, it is close to the worse pain I have been in.
Anonymous Z-219 joined in and replied with this 8.8 years ago, 21 hours later, 5.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #714,704
@previous (Z-218)
> > Just slit your wrists and bleed out. Doesn't really hurt
>
> Don't listen to him. As a survivor of slitting my wrist downward, it is close to the worse pain I have been in.
lmao you havent been through much pain then
> > Just slit your wrists and bleed out. Doesn't really hurt
>
> Don't listen to him. As a survivor of slitting my wrist downward, it is close to the worse pain I have been in.
lmao you havent been through much pain then
anonymous joined in and replied with this 8.8 years ago, 1 day later, 5.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #715,209
How can I kill myself as quickly as possible maybe in 3 or 4 hours?
Anonymous Z-221 joined in and replied with this 8.8 years ago, 33 minutes later, 5.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #715,216
Lilly joined in and replied with this 8.8 years ago, 5 hours later, 5.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #715,286
I have been victim of alcohol abuse, my father was an alcoholic and he beat me up. I have never experienced peace in my life, my life is a total disaster. I do go to church. My brother because of the abuse is now in a mental care facility. I have no hope in regaining a normal life.
悟 replied with this 8.8 years ago, 14 hours later, 5.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #715,480
Lilly joined in and replied with this 8.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 5.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #715,522
You should know I had abortion. I am gonna kill myself!
悟 replied with this 8.8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 5.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #715,525
Anonymous Z-224 joined in and replied with this 8.8 years ago, 6 days later, 5.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #717,785
Ironic that this thread is still alive. It was the first search result for me. I just read every single post over an hour or so....
Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 8.8 years ago, 24 minutes later, 5.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #717,790
less positive 明王 replied with this 8.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 5.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #717,811
@30,783 (sim !.biSsjaMxA)
> I think my idea for a painful and cheap suicide are the best. And my idea has options to upgrade your suicide to a rockstar level. You could go wild and get a custom made tooth pick with a little diamond in the top.
kinda miss sim
> I think my idea for a painful and cheap suicide are the best. And my idea has options to upgrade your suicide to a rockstar level. You could go wild and get a custom made tooth pick with a little diamond in the top.
kinda miss sim
less positive 明王 double-posted this 8.8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 5.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #717,815
@483,777 (MORDOR)
> Get member of a shoot club, its the legal way of possession of a gun. I have a friend who has two guns at least. One to kill elephants and one Luger. He regularly goes to the woods to kill animals or to shoot cans. Be member of a hunting club, get the gun. You'll always have it, just in case. Now don't be lazy all it takes is a membership.
shit this fools been here for like 2.3 years?? wow
> Get member of a shoot club, its the legal way of possession of a gun. I have a friend who has two guns at least. One to kill elephants and one Luger. He regularly goes to the woods to kill animals or to shoot cans. Be member of a hunting club, get the gun. You'll always have it, just in case. Now don't be lazy all it takes is a membership.
shit this fools been here for like 2.3 years?? wow
000 replied with this 8.8 years ago, 1 day later, 5.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #718,295
Part of what I love about this thread. Some of the ones who post are consistent.
ma nama chef joined in and replied with this 8.8 years ago, 1 week later, 5.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #721,227
This post makes me happy inside.
Anonymous Z-226 joined in and replied with this 8.8 years ago, 6 days later, 5.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #722,736
Z-226 get
Edit: ffffuuuu-
Edit: ffffuuuu-
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Anonymous Z-227 joined in and replied with this 8.7 years ago, 13 hours later, 5.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #722,821
I wonder if anyone actually succeeded using tips from this thread. I guess we'll never know.
Just... joined in and replied with this 8.7 years ago, 3 days later, 5.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #723,578
Suicide is not a cowardly act. It is the bravest thing. Death is scary, yes, it is. It is painful and scary. We don't know what's after this life. Knowing that is frightening. If you are scared, you're not alone and I don't blame you. It takes extreme anger, sadness, and hopelessness to be able to do this. I've been wanting to end my life a long time ago. I gave myself a chance. 15 years later and I still want to end my life. The only difference is that I am not angry, happy,sad, hopeless, nor lonely. I have gone completely numb to these things. I have been through so many things. I left my homeland to live abroad, had a family, given birth to 2 children, had pets etc. None of these were magical. I never found what I really wanted. I left all of that. I am well aware of everything. I can't even enjoy a movie with the awareness. The thought that it's just acting, the kissing scene, did they brush their teeth? Oh, that actor and that actress who are doing bed scene are married IRL shame. Watching people going to school. Yeah, it's worth it. After several years of attending, you'll eventually graduate and enslave yourself more to pay off loans and bills. People who are in a relationship will maybe get married or not and still have children, and the list goes on. It's all boring and is nonsensical. All the things we've earned, learned, experience etc, well all just turn to dust when death hit us. And yet a lot of us acts and think as if it will never come and judge those who have taken their own lives and brand them as a coward. It's a choice. If a person doesn't want to live anymore, then respect them. It's just as if the person decides to get out of the movie theater. If someone is so desperately been wanting to end their lives so many times and kept on failing because you tried to "rescue" them then just let them go! What you're doing is not helping them. They are miserable. Why would you keep them here as if they're never going to leave as if they're never going to die? Never forget that death comes to us whether you want to or not. I am happy that death is predestined to all of us. We get to get some rest and all of these bad/good memories well eventually disappear and all of the burden and sorrow well all disappear. And just so you know, the cheapest is either jumping from extreme heights, drowning, hanging and a gun (if you have one.) Whatever your decisions may be. Just think of "don't go to sleep when you're sad,angry,mad, or hungry".
Just... double-posted this 8.7 years ago, 15 hours later, 5.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #723,631
"Dust In The Wind"
KYS joined in and replied with this 8.7 years ago, 1 week later, 5.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #726,574
- if i eat well
- if have sleeping structure
- if i have desire to learn
- if am not irritable
- if have want women
- if am active, and engage in activities that are cool
- if I have many good friends, and a good social status
- if i groom myself, and dress well
- if my room is well ordered
- if i know what i do and why i do it (whatever that may be, you are a free man)
- if i have a plan
- if i believe i am powerful (see point, negative toughs about oneself)
- if dont feel guilt, i mean I AM THE SHIT
- if I get and give cookies
- if have sleeping structure
- if i have desire to learn
- if am not irritable
- if have want women
- if am active, and engage in activities that are cool
- if I have many good friends, and a good social status
- if i groom myself, and dress well
- if my room is well ordered
- if i know what i do and why i do it (whatever that may be, you are a free man)
- if i have a plan
- if i believe i am powerful (see point, negative toughs about oneself)
- if dont feel guilt, i mean I AM THE SHIT
- if I get and give cookies
KYS double-posted this 8.7 years ago, 18 hours later, 5.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #726,755
[^] [v] #726,752
AM I HEALTHY ?
- okey, i should stick to my beliefs
- okey, people should listen to what i say
- okey, strongly preferring that others don't insult or ridicule me
- okey, wanting that other people don't get in get in the way of what i want.
- okey, making sure life condition don't get in the way of getting what i want
- okey, BEING A FUCKING REALIST
- okey, i could be wrong
- okey, i'll try to imagine YOUR VIEWPOINT
- okey, if i am angry i try to resolve the conflict
- okey, i request the other person to modify their behaviour, although they might disagree
- okey, LOOKING FOR EVIDENCE THAT THE OTHER PERSON MAY NOT HAVE BEHAVED WITH MALICIOUS INTENT
AM I HEALTHY ?
- okey, i should stick to my beliefs
- okey, people should listen to what i say
- okey, strongly preferring that others don't insult or ridicule me
- okey, wanting that other people don't get in get in the way of what i want.
- okey, making sure life condition don't get in the way of getting what i want
- okey, BEING A FUCKING REALIST
- okey, i could be wrong
- okey, i'll try to imagine YOUR VIEWPOINT
- okey, if i am angry i try to resolve the conflict
- okey, i request the other person to modify their behaviour, although they might disagree
- okey, LOOKING FOR EVIDENCE THAT THE OTHER PERSON MAY NOT HAVE BEHAVED WITH MALICIOUS INTENT
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 8.7 years ago, 29 minutes later, 5.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #726,777
Fun fact, this thread is how Mordor first found Minichan. Here is what appears to be his first post here:
@483,777 (MORDOR)
@483,777 (MORDOR)
buto replied with this 8.7 years ago, 42 minutes later, 5.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #726,799
@489,266 (idgaf)
> I've tried killin myself 18 times since 2009 in very lethal ways. No success. Don't do tylenol, painful as all get out. Pills period, garbage, you just throw up n feel like shyt. Ive learned over the attempts wut I should've done. Take a bunch of rat poison pellets, a few boxes for several days to a week, you may have a stroke as I was close to one, but it this ur blood then slit a good vein, blood will be so thin u can bleed out quick. Antifreeze, sweet n tasty but just gets you drunk as fukkkkk. Know where the veins in ur throat are before you try that. I read Nembutal, marilyn Monroe killed herself with it. U mix powder with favorite liquor n go to sleep. My next step if I can get a hold of that or a for sure way is suicide by cop one false move n they will shoot you dead! Or go to a shooting range, rent a gun, fire a few at the Target, then turn on urself. Fuck all Yall makin jokes bout the shyt. You don't know Why folks may wanna just go. I suffer 2 terminal illnesses my quality of life is none I live in pain n suffering every fucking day meds dont work tx don't work I can't work a job n disability don't pay shyt and I'm fucking only 38 n u think I wanna keep living life like this? Would you? So fuck Yall. killin urself over sum bitch or man hell naw yea dumb. But wen u live on life support suffering, you'll beg for anyone to pull the fuckin plug. Keep it 100 and don't speak upon shyt you kno nuttin about...nuff said
> I've tried killin myself 18 times since 2009 in very lethal ways. No success. Don't do tylenol, painful as all get out. Pills period, garbage, you just throw up n feel like shyt. Ive learned over the attempts wut I should've done. Take a bunch of rat poison pellets, a few boxes for several days to a week, you may have a stroke as I was close to one, but it this ur blood then slit a good vein, blood will be so thin u can bleed out quick. Antifreeze, sweet n tasty but just gets you drunk as fukkkkk. Know where the veins in ur throat are before you try that. I read Nembutal, marilyn Monroe killed herself with it. U mix powder with favorite liquor n go to sleep. My next step if I can get a hold of that or a for sure way is suicide by cop one false move n they will shoot you dead! Or go to a shooting range, rent a gun, fire a few at the Target, then turn on urself. Fuck all Yall makin jokes bout the shyt. You don't know Why folks may wanna just go. I suffer 2 terminal illnesses my quality of life is none I live in pain n suffering every fucking day meds dont work tx don't work I can't work a job n disability don't pay shyt and I'm fucking only 38 n u think I wanna keep living life like this? Would you? So fuck Yall. killin urself over sum bitch or man hell naw yea dumb. But wen u live on life support suffering, you'll beg for anyone to pull the fuckin plug. Keep it 100 and don't speak upon shyt you kno nuttin about...nuff said
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 8.7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #726,805
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 8.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #726,806
> 103,469 visits
christ
christ
Anonymous Z-229 replied with this 8.7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #726,811
@524,670 (MORDER)
> I choose Mordor because it sounds like Murder ..
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YzT936I0RuQ
> I choose Mordor because it sounds like Murder ..
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YzT936I0RuQ
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 8.7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 5.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #726,824
@726,806 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
The sad thing is that at least a few people have probably followed the advice in this thread. I wish they would have stuck around and posted more.
The sad thing is that at least a few people have probably followed the advice in this thread. I wish they would have stuck around and posted more.
mordor !n9PP8q5SP. replied with this 8.7 years ago, 7 hours later, 5.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #726,903
i tried to kill myself but minichan.org and thespiritscience.net saved my ass.
Anonymous Z-230 joined in and replied with this 8.7 years ago, 12 hours later, 5.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #726,974
I need to die but i dont want it to hurt because im a pussy. Any suggestions?
Anonymous Z-231 joined in and replied with this 8.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #726,976
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 8.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 5.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #727,002
Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 8.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 5.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #727,036
Greg joined in and replied with this 8.7 years ago, 5 hours later, 5.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #727,107
Just found this page by searching painless suicide, been suicidal for about 2 years now, glad to have found similar people
paradoxicaltragedy replied with this 8.7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 5.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #727,108
@previous (Greg)
> Just found this page by searching painless suicide, been suicidal for about 2 years now, glad to have found similar people
just stay rational, analytical and factual
> Just found this page by searching painless suicide, been suicidal for about 2 years now, glad to have found similar people
just stay rational, analytical and factual
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Greg joined in and replied with this 8.7 years ago, 11 hours later, 5.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #727,165
What's the death count on this thread?
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 8.7 years ago, 4 hours later, 5.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #727,331
I will probably end up killing myself within the next couple of years. Every day I become more and more depressed, my physical health is getting worse and I don't even drink anywhere near as much as I used to (every 2 weeks to a month compared to every other day in the past). I am extremely ugly and even worse is I'm going bald, I've slimmed down and try to dress smartly but nothing helps. I've resigned to the fact I'll be alone for the rest of my life with no friends. I suppose a few of you here are the closest I'll ever get to having true friends which is frankly pathetic. I don't act out anymore though thanks to having a really great therapist. I don't post disturbing self-harm threads anymore, haven't self-harmed in over 2 years, it was a stupid thing to do and I'm sorry I upset people with it. I like to think I am more mature these days and am nowhere near as reckless and disrespectful as I used to be despite a lot of people here deriding me. There is no help out there anymore, my therapist moved to another city, waiting lists for counselling or any kind of help for depression or suicidal thoughts take months, even years. I have to post about how I'm feeling here sometimes because there is nowhere else to vent. If I keep it bottled up I feel like one day I will snap, I have been close to having a breakdown a few times this year but manage to keep myself level. One of these days I just won't be able to take it anymore and will end up hanging myself. I'm not going half-assed with a stupid attempt like pills or cutting, I will end hanging myself with a rope or bed sheet so I will not be able to back out. I've been researching a lot into it and different methods and it seems like the best way to go. I can tell that everyone despises me, I feel hideous all the time. All I ever wanted in life was to be loved but now I am alone all the time and I will never even have a friend. The only solace I get is in my sleep. I will make sure the rope/sheets cost under 20 bucks to fit in with the theme of this thread. I don't know how long I'll have before the bough breaks.
Anonymous Z-229 replied with this 8.7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #727,339
Green, you should stick to your beliefs of rationality. Develop a sense of power because and find a person (male/female) that develops your rationality. How about going a lot to IRC.
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buto replied with this 8.7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #727,346
Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 8.7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 5.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #727,358
Anonymous Z-229 replied with this 8.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #727,359
@previous (Z-7)
> Your'intent persuade and dominate leads to such grotesqueries in the suicide thread, and that grotestequery after a post form mr. greenday
unseen material in a 5.8 year old thread
> Your'intent persuade and dominate leads to such grotesqueries in the suicide thread, and that grotestequery after a post form mr. greenday
unseen material in a 5.8 year old thread
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Anonymous Z-229 double-posted this 8.7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 5.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #727,363
@727,358 (Z-7)
only a cocksucker wood post such nonsense here, you retard motherfucking ashole ;; die bitch .. you fucking whore
haven't you seen the FUCKING banner idiot
only a cocksucker wood post such nonsense here, you retard motherfucking ashole ;; die bitch .. you fucking whore
haven't you seen the FUCKING banner idiot
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attorney general triple-posted this 8.7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #727,364
visits: 103,930
Anonymous Z-234 joined in and replied with this 8.7 years ago, 3 hours later, 5.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #727,445
Today was pretty good, girlfriend broke up with me and a family friend jumped in front of a train. 10/10
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mordor !n9PP8q5SP. replied with this 8.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #727,446
perhaps you forced rationalisation upon your girlfriend
000 replied with this 8.7 years ago, 2 days later, 5.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #727,869
Lol that last one was funny. Staying alive through this year seems kinda ehh. I guess I can't do it yet. Girl I'm still kinda trippin' over is talking to other guys, I'm sure. I've developed a sense of nihility. I don't hold too much true to myself as I don't feel deserving it. I'm sure all of you. I hope One Day didn't out himself. If he did, RIP. As for you Green, I'm sure there has to be someone out there for you. I've seen some wanks here who I thought wild neeevvveerrr get a companion, yet they Fri more action than I do. Only thing is, it's exhausting trying to find someone else like that. Fuck everyone. Giant meteor needs to just slam the hell into us already.
000 double-posted this 8.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 5.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #727,870
And yeah, hanging may be best. Death erection sounds gnarly.
Mordor !n9PP8q5SP. joined in and replied with this 8.7 years ago, 4 days later, 5.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #728,633
DO NOT CLICK https://minichan.org/topic/56514
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Mordor !n9PP8q5SP. double-posted this 8.7 years ago, 24 minutes later, 5.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #728,635
DO NOT CLICK https://minichan.org/topic/56514
beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY replied with this 8.7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 5.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #728,638
butan replied with this 8.7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 5.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #728,640
Mordor !n9PP8q5SP. replied with this 8.7 years ago, 2 days later, 5.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #729,254
FIRST AID ANXIETY: https://minichan.org/topic/56565
beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY replied with this 8.7 years ago, 20 hours later, 5.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #729,387
less than human joined in and replied with this 8.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 5.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #729,444
If you can find an older vehicle and a garage carbon monoxide works painlessly. If the car is too new or the garage is too big the gas wil lbe dissipated too much for an effective method (voice of experience). If you are sincere I would recommend a large calibre handgun or shotgun to the head (medula). I don't have the courage to pull the trigger, which is why I have tried gas and drugs. God bless you I hope your pain ends quickly and painlessly.
Anonymous Z-235 replied with this 8.7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 5.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #729,446
@previous (less than human)
https://youtu.be/YZTsYYHCYGY
https://minichan.org/topic/56565
https://youtu.be/YZTsYYHCYGY
https://minichan.org/topic/56565
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Anonymous Z-235 double-posted this 8.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #729,447
Emil joined in and replied with this 8.7 years ago, 4 days later, 5.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #730,472
hey, another chan. This was one of the top result. I mainly post on wizardchan despite not being a virgin. My girlfriend moved to another state and dumped me. I really can't take the pain. Thinking of shooting my head.
beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY replied with this 8.7 years ago, 4 hours later, 5.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #730,502
@previous (Emil)
:( I'm sorry
Anyone you can talk to?
What do you do -- work? School?
I mean, at least you're not a virgin!
:( I'm sorry
Anyone you can talk to?
What do you do -- work? School?
I mean, at least you're not a virgin!
空 replied with this 8.7 years ago, 18 hours later, 5.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #730,663
000 replied with this 8.6 years ago, 5 days later, 5.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #731,896
^^^^^^
Take it from the Deadpool movie; kidnap her. It's the only way lol.
Take it from the Deadpool movie; kidnap her. It's the only way lol.
Anonymous Z-238 joined in and replied with this 8.6 years ago, 3 days later, 5.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #732,957
@468,414 (Blah)
> I can't wait to kill myself!
@722,821 (Z-227)
> I wonder if anyone actually succeeded using tips from this thread. I guess we'll never know.
Well I'm just about to hang my self so you will know
> I can't wait to kill myself!
@722,821 (Z-227)
> I wonder if anyone actually succeeded using tips from this thread. I guess we'll never know.
Well I'm just about to hang my self so you will know
batu replied with this 8.6 years ago, 21 hours later, 5.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #733,158
@previous (Z-238)
> > I can't wait to kill myself!
>
>
>
> > I wonder if anyone actually succeeded using tips from this thread. I guess we'll never know.
>
> Well I'm just about to hang my self so you will know
I'll pray for you o'er there
> > I can't wait to kill myself!
>
>
>
> > I wonder if anyone actually succeeded using tips from this thread. I guess we'll never know.
>
> Well I'm just about to hang my self so you will know
I'll pray for you o'er there
Anonymous Z-239 joined in and replied with this 8.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 5.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #733,209
@730,472 (Emil)> hey, another chan. This was one of the top result. I mainly post on wizardchan despite not being a virgin. My girlfriend moved to another state and dumped me. I really can't take the pain. Thinking of shooting my head.
Your leader says: it is going to be alright.
I AM GLOB joined in and replied with this 8.6 years ago, 6 days later, 5.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #734,807
LISTEN EVERYONE
GO GREEN
GO MUTHA FUCKIN GWEEEEEN
GWEEEEEEEEEEEEWEWWEEWWEN
GWEEEEEN MUTHA FUCKERS
REACH UR HIGHER SELVES
REALISE UR ENTIRE LIFE HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT A RANDOM EVENT WITHIN THE UNIVERSE BETWEEN TWO IDIOTS WHO DECIDED TO GIVE BORTH TO U.
WAANA KNOW Y U IN A SHIT
CAUSE U CHOSE SHIT
U ARE SHIT
SO BE SHIT
BEFORE U GO OUT LIKE A BULB
GIVE EVERYTHING U OWN TO THOSE WHO NEED IT
GIVE UR TIME TO THISE WHO NEED HELP
HELP THE POOR OF U CAN
HELP THE IDIOT NEIGHBOR IF U CAN
GO KISS OR FLIP OFF UR MOTHER
GO AND DO SOMETHING
CAUSE THE SHIT THAT WORRIES ME
THAT REALLY WORRIES ME
IS THAT IM NOT ALONE
WE NEVER ARE
CAUSE IM WATCHING U BITCHSSSSSSS
GO GWEEEEEN!!!!
LIFE IS NOT MENT TO BE LOVED OR HATED
LIFE IS MENT TO BE EXPLORED AND EXPERIENCED
FUCK OUR ANCESTORS FOR FUCKING OUR FUTURE TO A FRUITFUL LIFE
FUCK OUR MOTHERS FOR BEING ARROGANT BOTCHES WHO CANT STAND RADICAL IDEAS THAT CAN GRANT US IMMUNITY TO ALL
FUCK OUR BROTHWRS AND SISTERS FOR BEING ARROGANT AND IGNORANT
FUCK ME FOR BEING TOO NICE
FUCK ME FOR BEING TO CONSIDERATE
FUCK ME FOR BEING AWARE OF MY EXISTANCE
FUCK ME FOR BEING ME
FUCK ME FOR BEING YOU
GO GWEEEEN BITCHSSSSSSS!!!
OLD SHIT, NEW SHIT. ITS ALL THE SAME SHIT.
WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE TO RAISE A CHILD AT ANY GENERATION IF WE EDUCATE CHILDREN TO
BE BLIND, OBEDIENT AND MIND FUCKINGLY DUMB
THIS IS GLOB
PIECE OUT MUTHA FCKKKKKKERS
WE ALL ONE AND SHIT
NOW GO GET URSELF A PIZZA ASSHOLE
GO GREEN
GO MUTHA FUCKIN GWEEEEEN
GWEEEEEEEEEEEEWEWWEEWWEN
GWEEEEEN MUTHA FUCKERS
REACH UR HIGHER SELVES
REALISE UR ENTIRE LIFE HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT A RANDOM EVENT WITHIN THE UNIVERSE BETWEEN TWO IDIOTS WHO DECIDED TO GIVE BORTH TO U.
WAANA KNOW Y U IN A SHIT
CAUSE U CHOSE SHIT
U ARE SHIT
SO BE SHIT
BEFORE U GO OUT LIKE A BULB
GIVE EVERYTHING U OWN TO THOSE WHO NEED IT
GIVE UR TIME TO THISE WHO NEED HELP
HELP THE POOR OF U CAN
HELP THE IDIOT NEIGHBOR IF U CAN
GO KISS OR FLIP OFF UR MOTHER
GO AND DO SOMETHING
CAUSE THE SHIT THAT WORRIES ME
THAT REALLY WORRIES ME
IS THAT IM NOT ALONE
WE NEVER ARE
CAUSE IM WATCHING U BITCHSSSSSSS
GO GWEEEEEN!!!!
LIFE IS NOT MENT TO BE LOVED OR HATED
LIFE IS MENT TO BE EXPLORED AND EXPERIENCED
FUCK OUR ANCESTORS FOR FUCKING OUR FUTURE TO A FRUITFUL LIFE
FUCK OUR MOTHERS FOR BEING ARROGANT BOTCHES WHO CANT STAND RADICAL IDEAS THAT CAN GRANT US IMMUNITY TO ALL
FUCK OUR BROTHWRS AND SISTERS FOR BEING ARROGANT AND IGNORANT
FUCK ME FOR BEING TOO NICE
FUCK ME FOR BEING TO CONSIDERATE
FUCK ME FOR BEING AWARE OF MY EXISTANCE
FUCK ME FOR BEING ME
FUCK ME FOR BEING YOU
GO GWEEEEN BITCHSSSSSSS!!!
OLD SHIT, NEW SHIT. ITS ALL THE SAME SHIT.
WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE TO RAISE A CHILD AT ANY GENERATION IF WE EDUCATE CHILDREN TO
BE BLIND, OBEDIENT AND MIND FUCKINGLY DUMB
THIS IS GLOB
PIECE OUT MUTHA FCKKKKKKERS
WE ALL ONE AND SHIT
NOW GO GET URSELF A PIZZA ASSHOLE
000 replied with this 8.6 years ago, 9 hours later, 5.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #734,917
Real fucking talk, Glob.
Anonymous Z-239 replied with this 8.6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #734,919
Anonymous Z-241 joined in and replied with this 8.6 years ago, 1 week later, 5.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #738,943
this has been active for like 6 years
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 8.6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #738,947
@732,957 (Z-238)
I'll be with you hopefully in the new year. I've pretty much got everything planned out now and the bed sheets/rope will probably cost under £20. I feel content knowing there is finally a solution to all my problems.
I'll be with you hopefully in the new year. I've pretty much got everything planned out now and the bed sheets/rope will probably cost under £20. I feel content knowing there is finally a solution to all my problems.
Anonymous Z-5 replied with this 8.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #738,949
greg joined in and replied with this 8.6 years ago, 1 day later, 5.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #739,354
I'm back.
who's still alive??
who's still alive??
beckyderp !yDoooooooo replied with this 8.6 years ago, 52 minutes later, 5.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #739,363
I AM GLOB joined in and replied with this 8.6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 5.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #739,365
YOU SAY U HAVE A SOLUTION MY SILBLINGS FROM ANOTHER MOTHER
IF U THINK THIS IS UR SOLUTION
THINK AGAIN
GO GWEEEEEEN BITCHES
ISNT THE REASON OF U TO LEARN
ARE U NOT HERE TO EXPERIENCE
U DONT NEED A FUCKING TOWEL BITCH
WHAT U NEED IS A WAKE UP CALL BITCH
U WANT TO DO SOMETHING
USE THIS FORUM
HEY BITCHES FROM ANOTHER BITCHES
THIS IS GLOB AND GLOB SAYS WE UNITE AND START FUCKING THIS WHO HAVE FUCKED US UP
WE SHOULD ALL MEET UP FROM AROUND THE WORLD AND ORGANISE A FUCKING MOVEMENT
NOT A MOVEMENT OF VOICE OR ACTION
NOT A MOVEMENT OF HILARITY OR REDEMPTION
BUT ONE IF CONCEPT
FOR MANY YEARS THOSE IN POWER HAVE LED US TO DEMISE AND HATE
Y DONT US THOSE WHO HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE
STAND
FIGHT
SCREAM
ACT
THINK
FOR OUR FUTURE
LET US FIGHT TO FREE THE WOLRD
ONE WITH NO MORALS OR OBLIGATIONS
BUT OF EFFICIENCY AND UNDERSTANDING OF THE WORLD WE LIVE IN
WE ARE BUT FEW TO THE MANY
BUT WE ARE UNFORGATABLE FOR WE CHOOSE TO BE US
WE DONT CHOOSE OUR SOCIETY
WE DONT CHOOSE OUR RACE
WE DONT CHOOSE OUR PARENTS
WE DONT CHOOSE OUR REALITY
THATS BECAUSE WE HAVE NONE OF THAT
IT WAS CREATED FOR US
SO LETS FUCKING CREATE SOMETHING USEFUL FOR OUR FUTURE
PUR FUCKING FUTURE
HAVE WE NOT SUGFERED ENOUGH TO LEARN
U WANT TO END UR LIFE
GOOD
JUST MAKE A CHANGE BEFORE U DO IT
MAKE A MOVE
THE HAME STILL GOES ON
AND U WILL RETURN TO PLAY UR TURN FUCKING AGAIN
NOTHING IS CREATED NOR DESTROYED
WHAT MAKES U THINK A TEMPORARY ESCAPE WILL HELP
AT THE SCALE OF UR OWN PERSPECTIVE BETWEEN UR DEMISE AND UR CREATION. IT WOULD FEEL SEEMLESS
IF U DONT MAKE A CHANGE IN THIS LIFE TIME ON THIS SCALE. ON THIS DIMENSION. ON THIS EXISTANCE. ON THIS WOLRD. WHERE DO U EXPECT TO RUN FROM. UR ONLY HIDING FROM URSELF
BETTER YET UR ONLY TRANSMUTING UR SELF INTO ANOTHER FORM OF EXISTANCE
WANT TO CHANGE
MAKE A CHANGE
THIS IS GLOB
PEACE OUT MUTHER FCKERS
WE ALL ONE AND SHIT
NOW GO GET URSELF A BLOWJOB YA HAIRLESS HYBRID
IF U THINK THIS IS UR SOLUTION
THINK AGAIN
GO GWEEEEEEN BITCHES
ISNT THE REASON OF U TO LEARN
ARE U NOT HERE TO EXPERIENCE
U DONT NEED A FUCKING TOWEL BITCH
WHAT U NEED IS A WAKE UP CALL BITCH
U WANT TO DO SOMETHING
USE THIS FORUM
HEY BITCHES FROM ANOTHER BITCHES
THIS IS GLOB AND GLOB SAYS WE UNITE AND START FUCKING THIS WHO HAVE FUCKED US UP
WE SHOULD ALL MEET UP FROM AROUND THE WORLD AND ORGANISE A FUCKING MOVEMENT
NOT A MOVEMENT OF VOICE OR ACTION
NOT A MOVEMENT OF HILARITY OR REDEMPTION
BUT ONE IF CONCEPT
FOR MANY YEARS THOSE IN POWER HAVE LED US TO DEMISE AND HATE
Y DONT US THOSE WHO HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE
STAND
FIGHT
SCREAM
ACT
THINK
FOR OUR FUTURE
LET US FIGHT TO FREE THE WOLRD
ONE WITH NO MORALS OR OBLIGATIONS
BUT OF EFFICIENCY AND UNDERSTANDING OF THE WORLD WE LIVE IN
WE ARE BUT FEW TO THE MANY
BUT WE ARE UNFORGATABLE FOR WE CHOOSE TO BE US
WE DONT CHOOSE OUR SOCIETY
WE DONT CHOOSE OUR RACE
WE DONT CHOOSE OUR PARENTS
WE DONT CHOOSE OUR REALITY
THATS BECAUSE WE HAVE NONE OF THAT
IT WAS CREATED FOR US
SO LETS FUCKING CREATE SOMETHING USEFUL FOR OUR FUTURE
PUR FUCKING FUTURE
HAVE WE NOT SUGFERED ENOUGH TO LEARN
U WANT TO END UR LIFE
GOOD
JUST MAKE A CHANGE BEFORE U DO IT
MAKE A MOVE
THE HAME STILL GOES ON
AND U WILL RETURN TO PLAY UR TURN FUCKING AGAIN
NOTHING IS CREATED NOR DESTROYED
WHAT MAKES U THINK A TEMPORARY ESCAPE WILL HELP
AT THE SCALE OF UR OWN PERSPECTIVE BETWEEN UR DEMISE AND UR CREATION. IT WOULD FEEL SEEMLESS
IF U DONT MAKE A CHANGE IN THIS LIFE TIME ON THIS SCALE. ON THIS DIMENSION. ON THIS EXISTANCE. ON THIS WOLRD. WHERE DO U EXPECT TO RUN FROM. UR ONLY HIDING FROM URSELF
BETTER YET UR ONLY TRANSMUTING UR SELF INTO ANOTHER FORM OF EXISTANCE
WANT TO CHANGE
MAKE A CHANGE
THIS IS GLOB
PEACE OUT MUTHER FCKERS
WE ALL ONE AND SHIT
NOW GO GET URSELF A BLOWJOB YA HAIRLESS HYBRID
bu replied with this 8.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 5.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #739,388
minichan.org joined in and replied with this 8.5 years ago, 6 days later, 5.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #741,004
Anonymous Z-246 joined in and replied with this 8.5 years ago, 1 day later, 5.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #741,383
@OP
> I'm not planning on doing it, i'm just curious.<br /><br />
> <p class="unimportant">(Modedit to add banner to thread)</p>
> <div style="position: fixed; top: 0px; right: 0px">
> <a href="http://www.befrienders.org"><img style="margin: 0" src="https://i.imgur.com/ixV4FC5.png" alt="befrienders.org" width="234" height="60" /></a>
> </div>
ok this is not the cheap way but it is the best way to commit suicide completely painless.
(1) Buy 2 bottles of vodca and drink up so you get the balls to carry on with the rest of the plan. put the rest in a back pack and drive off to a high building
(2) Go up the stairs on a really high building
(3) take benzodiazepine to calm you down, take 4 pills every 45min, walk around the high building just enjoying your last moments on earth, benzos will make you very very calm
(4) when you are so calm and waisted that you cant see straight anymore sit on a railing or something on the edge of the building and look down in your calm spaced out state
(5) lean forward so that gravity will take you forward and not back to where you came from
(6) down the rest of the bottel of benzo's and the vodca you brought with you in your back pack and wait
(7) you will fall asleep basically into a coma and fall to your death without experiencing any fear or pain.
(8) if you need more balls to carry out this plan add some cocaine into the mix and take it periodically
> I'm not planning on doing it, i'm just curious.<br /><br />
> <p class="unimportant">(Modedit to add banner to thread)</p>
> <div style="position: fixed; top: 0px; right: 0px">
> <a href="http://www.befrienders.org"><img style="margin: 0" src="https://i.imgur.com/ixV4FC5.png" alt="befrienders.org" width="234" height="60" /></a>
> </div>
ok this is not the cheap way but it is the best way to commit suicide completely painless.
(1) Buy 2 bottles of vodca and drink up so you get the balls to carry on with the rest of the plan. put the rest in a back pack and drive off to a high building
(2) Go up the stairs on a really high building
(3) take benzodiazepine to calm you down, take 4 pills every 45min, walk around the high building just enjoying your last moments on earth, benzos will make you very very calm
(4) when you are so calm and waisted that you cant see straight anymore sit on a railing or something on the edge of the building and look down in your calm spaced out state
(5) lean forward so that gravity will take you forward and not back to where you came from
(6) down the rest of the bottel of benzo's and the vodca you brought with you in your back pack and wait
(7) you will fall asleep basically into a coma and fall to your death without experiencing any fear or pain.
(8) if you need more balls to carry out this plan add some cocaine into the mix and take it periodically
beckyderp !yDoooooooo replied with this 8.5 years ago, 18 minutes later, 5.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #741,398
Anonymous Z-247 joined in and replied with this 8.5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #741,404
@previous (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
> What would you estimate is the cost of this method?
about 10$ . benzos are very cheap and so is paracetamol... its only the docters appointment that would cost money depending on where you stay, you can get a benzo prescription by saying you have chronic anxiety
> What would you estimate is the cost of this method?
about 10$ . benzos are very cheap and so is paracetamol... its only the docters appointment that would cost money depending on where you stay, you can get a benzo prescription by saying you have chronic anxiety
beckyderp !yDoooooooo replied with this 8.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 5.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #741,406
Anonymous Z-246 replied with this 8.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 5.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #741,409
@previous (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
> yeah the vodka will be expensive though
sorry i forgot about the vodca, here where i stay you can buy a bottle for 1$
> yeah the vodka will be expensive though
sorry i forgot about the vodca, here where i stay you can buy a bottle for 1$
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 8.5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 5.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #741,424
Anonymous Z-246 replied with this 8.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 5.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #741,427
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
> Do not OD on alcohol and paracetamol!
did you miss the part about falling to your death?
> Do not OD on alcohol and paracetamol!
did you miss the part about falling to your death?
brie !kGoudaMCFA joined in and replied with this 8.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #741,434
@741,409 (Z-246)
So all together that is like a $12 suicide method, at least where you live. That meets the criteria!
So all together that is like a $12 suicide method, at least where you live. That meets the criteria!
Anonymous Z-246 replied with this 8.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #741,443
@previous (brie !kGoudaMCFA)
> So all together that is like a $12 suicide method, at least where you live. That meets the criteria!
why is money a concern though... when you want to check out you sell everything you have at a pawn shop and carry on with your plan. the least painful way should be the real criteria, unless you live in some third world country
> So all together that is like a $12 suicide method, at least where you live. That meets the criteria!
why is money a concern though... when you want to check out you sell everything you have at a pawn shop and carry on with your plan. the least painful way should be the real criteria, unless you live in some third world country
Anonymous joined in and replied with this 8.5 years ago, 1 week later, 6 years after the original post[^] [v] #743,446
It is not under $20 but I have been looking into suicide and apparently the easiest way to go is to od on heroin. It apparently looks like hell on the outside but is totally peaceful inside. When I finally get the balls up to exit that is what I am going to do.
Anonymous Z-250 joined in and replied with this 8.5 years ago, 1 week later, 6 years after the original post[^] [v] #745,804
@30,796 (A)
You seem to be pretty convinced buddy..
Frankly speaking,..i'm going to do the same. Still looking for a save, painless option.
People dont understand the mental pain running between the ears. Trust, love, family, friends, etc. can be devastating.
I gave up hope 15 years ago after being fooled, ripped off by those who i trusted. I could blow some bullets through their heads but dont want to end up behind bars. (That would be even worse)
Better to take my own life than theirs. I trust God to take care/punish those selfish criminals.
How about an handfull sleeping pills.
Isnt that a painless option ?
You seem to be pretty convinced buddy..
Frankly speaking,..i'm going to do the same. Still looking for a save, painless option.
People dont understand the mental pain running between the ears. Trust, love, family, friends, etc. can be devastating.
I gave up hope 15 years ago after being fooled, ripped off by those who i trusted. I could blow some bullets through their heads but dont want to end up behind bars. (That would be even worse)
Better to take my own life than theirs. I trust God to take care/punish those selfish criminals.
How about an handfull sleeping pills.
Isnt that a painless option ?
(Edited 1 minute later.)
dw skg replied with this 8.5 years ago, 8 hours later, 6 years after the original post[^] [v] #745,858
@741,383 (Z-246)
> > I'm not planning on doing it, i'm just curious.<br /><br />
> > <p class="unimportant">(Modedit to add banner to thread)</p>
> > <div style="position: fixed; top: 0px; right: 0px">
> > <a href="http://www.befrienders.org"><img style="margin: 0" src="https://i.imgur.com/ixV4FC5.png" alt="befrienders.org" width="234" height="60" /></a>
> > </div>
>
> ok this is not the cheap way but it is the best way to commit suicide completely painless.
>
> (1) Buy 2 bottles of vodca and drink up so you get the balls to carry on with the rest of the plan. put the rest in a back pack and drive off to a high building
> (2) Go up the stairs on a really high building
> (3) take benzodiazepine to calm you down, take 4 pills every 45min, walk around the high building just enjoying your last moments on earth, benzos will make you very very calm
> (4) when you are so calm and waisted that you cant see straight anymore sit on a railing or something on the edge of the building and look down in your calm spaced out state
> (5) lean forward so that gravity will take you forward and not back to where you came from
> (6) down the rest of the bottel of benzo's and the vodca you brought with you in your back pack and wait
> (7) you will fall asleep basically into a coma and fall to your death without experiencing any fear or pain.
> (8) if you need more balls to carry out this plan add some cocaine into the mix and take it periodically
I HAVE ALL THE SUPPLIES
FREE SUICIDE!!!
> > I'm not planning on doing it, i'm just curious.<br /><br />
> > <p class="unimportant">(Modedit to add banner to thread)</p>
> > <div style="position: fixed; top: 0px; right: 0px">
> > <a href="http://www.befrienders.org"><img style="margin: 0" src="https://i.imgur.com/ixV4FC5.png" alt="befrienders.org" width="234" height="60" /></a>
> > </div>
>
> ok this is not the cheap way but it is the best way to commit suicide completely painless.
>
> (1) Buy 2 bottles of vodca and drink up so you get the balls to carry on with the rest of the plan. put the rest in a back pack and drive off to a high building
> (2) Go up the stairs on a really high building
> (3) take benzodiazepine to calm you down, take 4 pills every 45min, walk around the high building just enjoying your last moments on earth, benzos will make you very very calm
> (4) when you are so calm and waisted that you cant see straight anymore sit on a railing or something on the edge of the building and look down in your calm spaced out state
> (5) lean forward so that gravity will take you forward and not back to where you came from
> (6) down the rest of the bottel of benzo's and the vodca you brought with you in your back pack and wait
> (7) you will fall asleep basically into a coma and fall to your death without experiencing any fear or pain.
> (8) if you need more balls to carry out this plan add some cocaine into the mix and take it periodically
I HAVE ALL THE SUPPLIES
FREE SUICIDE!!!
Anonymous Z-5 replied with this 8.5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 6 years after the original post[^] [v] #745,861
000 replied with this 8.5 years ago, 1 day later, 6 years after the original post[^] [v] #746,312
Fuck, the year's over and I'm still here. So, I thought the sleeping pills were a good idea. But I read on the net about some woman's boyfriend trying to OD on 60 of them before throwing up. So, that may not work. Not to mention the possibility of vomiting before consuming more than 60. Living through the experience may require prescribed medication for some time too. Ughhh. I still am thinking of trying straight antifreeze and if you're coherent enough, hang yourself. Cheap, though living through that will be very unpleasant.
(Edited 9 minutes later.)
beckyderp !yDoooooooo replied with this 8.5 years ago, 24 minutes later, 6 years after the original post[^] [v] #746,316
@previous (000)
I know a guy who survived a suicide attempt by antifreeze, he's now on dialysis. It's brutal shit if you survive it.
I know a guy who survived a suicide attempt by antifreeze, he's now on dialysis. It's brutal shit if you survive it.
000 replied with this 8.5 years ago, 1 day later, 6 years after the original post[^] [v] #746,809
Exactly. I've read up on that, and death isn't what's scary; it's living after having surviving an attempt. A gunshot is the only true thing I know I won't fuck up with, but it's violent, and Idk how to cheaply get a bullet in me anyway.
Deathisthename joined in and replied with this 8.5 years ago, 2 days later, 6 years after the original post[^] [v] #747,922
Slitting your wrists is an incredibly painful way to die. Trust me, I tried, didn't work. A friend from middle school found me. I didn't loose enough blood.
Anonymous Z-252 joined in and replied with this 8.5 years ago, 1 day later, 6 years after the original post[^] [v] #748,334
ATTENTION
This thread is fullfilled mit special electronische auslanderen.
Fingergrabbing and pressing the cnoeppkes from the posters is allowed for die experts only!
So all the “lefthanders” stay away and do not disturben the brainstorming von here working intelligencies.
Otherwise you will be out thrown and kicked anderswhere!
Also: please keep still and only watchen astaunished the blinkenlights.
This thread is fullfilled mit special electronische auslanderen.
Fingergrabbing and pressing the cnoeppkes from the posters is allowed for die experts only!
So all the “lefthanders” stay away and do not disturben the brainstorming von here working intelligencies.
Otherwise you will be out thrown and kicked anderswhere!
Also: please keep still and only watchen astaunished the blinkenlights.
Lorraine !oZfU/tvMPw replied with this 8.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 years after the original post[^] [v] #748,342
@746,809 (000)
> Exactly. I've read up on that, and death isn't what's scary; it's living after having surviving an attempt. A gunshot is the only true thing I know I won't fuck up with, but it's violent, and Idk how to cheaply get a bullet in me anyway.
Suicide by cop
> Exactly. I've read up on that, and death isn't what's scary; it's living after having surviving an attempt. A gunshot is the only true thing I know I won't fuck up with, but it's violent, and Idk how to cheaply get a bullet in me anyway.
Suicide by cop
Anonymous Z-253 joined in and replied with this 8.4 years ago, 1 week later, 6 years after the original post[^] [v] #751,622
@746,809 (000)
You can't just point your gun at any area in your head either. The bullet has got to impact the brainstem located at the back of the skull for it to be work. For maximum effectiveness, use a shotgun. A shotgun would completely obliterate your brain, leaving survival chances at 0%. Can't guarantee you would leave a pretty corpse though.
You can't just point your gun at any area in your head either. The bullet has got to impact the brainstem located at the back of the skull for it to be work. For maximum effectiveness, use a shotgun. A shotgun would completely obliterate your brain, leaving survival chances at 0%. Can't guarantee you would leave a pretty corpse though.
Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 8.4 years ago, 9 hours later, 6 years after the original post[^] [v] #751,791
Anonymous Person joined in and replied with this 8.4 years ago, 2 weeks later, 6.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #756,273
anyone have any advice on how i could commit an epic yet short and painless suicide :D
Tired Caregiver joined in and replied with this 8.4 years ago, 5 hours later, 6.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #756,330
I just don't want to wake up anymore.
Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 8.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 6.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #756,356
Falafaild joined in and replied with this 8.4 years ago, 3 days later, 6.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #757,525
Shit, Google ways to kill myself, takes me here, within 20 minutes I'm no longer suicidal but disturbed by how funny I find this all, sim made me laugh so damn hard
abcdefghijklmnopq joined in and replied with this 8.4 years ago, 1 week later, 6.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #760,019
Anon joined in and replied with this 8.4 years ago, 1 day later, 6.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #760,441
Take your mind and heart for a seconed and blend that shit.
Take a shit ton of any pills in the house, with the exseption you have sleep ones as well and will be asleep two.
Get helium or the other form (which makes your voice deeper) the deep voice one is HIGHLY TOCXIC as so ive heared.
Have the gas blown into the room your in.
Have your fav music playing as you pass out.
As long as your asleep, you should be fine.
Its not cheap and not easy, but if pulled corrctly. Youll be okay.
Take a shit ton of any pills in the house, with the exseption you have sleep ones as well and will be asleep two.
Get helium or the other form (which makes your voice deeper) the deep voice one is HIGHLY TOCXIC as so ive heared.
Have the gas blown into the room your in.
Have your fav music playing as you pass out.
As long as your asleep, you should be fine.
Its not cheap and not easy, but if pulled corrctly. Youll be okay.
Anonymous Z-158 replied with this 8.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 6.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #760,476
slate rockstone replied with this 8.4 years ago, 25 minutes later, 6.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #760,477
PSYCHO FREAK !wKwckPAFGE joined in and replied with this 8.4 years ago, 2 days later, 6.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #761,615
I ALWAYS WANTED TO KILL MYSELF AND EATEN BY ANIMALS
GIVE BACK TO MOTHER EARTH
GIVE BACK TO MOTHER EARTH
Mrbones joined in and replied with this 8.4 years ago, 18 hours later, 6.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #761,882
Lul I'm so far back up this thread with a name and trip and now I just found it on google weird
Anonymous Z-261 joined in and replied with this 8.3 years ago, 1 day later, 6.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #762,662
I would do it but I don't have the balls but you could burn yourself because if you do it it doesn't matter because you will die so it would be worth it in the end ;)
thunmon.g joined in and replied with this 8.3 years ago, 15 hours later, 6.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #762,998
Now I feel bad for committing suicide, this chat cheered me up a bit, too bad that the chat ended so early.
hot toddy replied with this 8.3 years ago, 15 hours later, 6.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #763,146
@761,882 (Mrbones)
> Lul I'm so far back up this thread with a name and trip and now I just found it on google weird
Mr bones are u gonna kill yourself for under 20 bills
> Lul I'm so far back up this thread with a name and trip and now I just found it on google weird
Mr bones are u gonna kill yourself for under 20 bills
hot toddy double-posted this 8.3 years ago, 53 seconds later, 6.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #763,149
@762,662 (Z-261)
> I would do it but I don't have the balls but you could burn yourself because if you do it it doesn't matter because you will die so it would be worth it in the end ;)
self immolators don't always die and often spend their last moments in a hospital. with no skin
> I would do it but I don't have the balls but you could burn yourself because if you do it it doesn't matter because you will die so it would be worth it in the end ;)
self immolators don't always die and often spend their last moments in a hospital. with no skin
Anonymous Z-264 joined in and replied with this 8.3 years ago, 5 days later, 6.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #765,371
Throughout this entire thread were there any efficient ways?
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Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 8.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #765,372
Anonymous Z-265 joined in and replied with this 8.3 years ago, 2 days later, 6.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #765,911
How do I do it easy for free
Anonymous Z-266 joined in and replied with this 8.3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 6.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #765,915
swallow your own tongue
Anonymous Z-266 double-posted this 8.3 years ago, 16 minutes later, 6.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #765,918
Anonymous Z-267 joined in and replied with this 8.3 years ago, 1 day later, 6.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #766,181
I want to kill myself so bad
Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 8.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 6.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #766,220
Anonymous Z-13 replied with this 8.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 6.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #766,267
Donald J. Trump !Ep8pui8Vw2 replied with this 8.3 years ago, 1 week later, 6.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #768,694
Water intoxication
oh_._fuq joined in and replied with this 8.3 years ago, 1 day later, 6.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #769,338
BEACH
Anonymous Z-13 replied with this 8.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 6.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #769,351
Anonymous Z-269 joined in and replied with this 8.3 years ago, 23 hours later, 6.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #769,531
Super glad I saw this thread really made me think about things
Looking joined in and replied with this 8.3 years ago, 3 days later, 6.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #770,840
@468,488 (dw ltd)
> yeah it's weird a little creepy i bet googlers even get sent here
Yup i googled painless ways to kill yourself and this was one of the options.
> yeah it's weird a little creepy i bet googlers even get sent here
Yup i googled painless ways to kill yourself and this was one of the options.
Anonymous Z-13 replied with this 8.3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 6.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #770,843
Anonymous Z-231 replied with this 8.3 years ago, 20 seconds later, 6.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #770,844
@770,840 (Looking)
If you want to join in here just regurgitate tired memes from last week and do your best to ignore the obsessed anonymous madposters
If you want to join in here just regurgitate tired memes from last week and do your best to ignore the obsessed anonymous madposters
cccuuunnttt !yDoooooooo replied with this 8.2 years ago, 2 weeks later, 6.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #775,848
bump
Anonymous Z-271 joined in and replied with this 8.2 years ago, 1 day later, 6.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #776,129
If someone on here is suicidal, please seek help but Just jump off a building that's at least 60 feat tall, make sure to land on concrete or something else that's hard and preferably on your head, that way you'll be dead pretty much right away.
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 8.2 years ago, 15 hours later, 6.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #776,297
Anonymous Z-158 replied with this 8.2 years ago, 28 minutes later, 6.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #776,299
Anonymous Z-273 joined in and replied with this 8.2 years ago, 4 days later, 6.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #777,207
After reading the thread it seems the best way is to take it into your own hands and take a knife and stab yourself powerfully through the heart. It'll be the most pain you've ever felt, but apparently, you can survive pills and jumping off a high building... If you do, having to deal with severe brain damage or a face torn off.
So either have the ability to completely get it right with carbon monoxide poisoning (the most peaceful way) or slice your neck open or puncture your heart..
This is for people like me.. I have psychosis and agoraphobia and whenever I go outside or take in too much different stimuli, I experience the world going through me and keep sensing it whirl and move around like it's broken.. I see tonnes of faces when it happens and my eyes roll back when it gets really bad (this is in public)..
Currently controlled by anti psychotics - but if it comes back I definitely am not gonna go through it again..
So, the best way is a knife through the heart... everything else can cause severe brain damage, and fuck your ability to even kill yourself again when you really need to.
So either have the ability to completely get it right with carbon monoxide poisoning (the most peaceful way) or slice your neck open or puncture your heart..
This is for people like me.. I have psychosis and agoraphobia and whenever I go outside or take in too much different stimuli, I experience the world going through me and keep sensing it whirl and move around like it's broken.. I see tonnes of faces when it happens and my eyes roll back when it gets really bad (this is in public)..
Currently controlled by anti psychotics - but if it comes back I definitely am not gonna go through it again..
So, the best way is a knife through the heart... everything else can cause severe brain damage, and fuck your ability to even kill yourself again when you really need to.
Anonymous Z-274 joined in and replied with this 8.2 years ago, 4 days later, 6.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #778,140
Anonymous Z-47 replied with this 8.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #778,141
Can we just get suicide booths like in Futurama? Can someone make some legislation for that to happen?
Syntax joined in and replied with this 8.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 6.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #778,152
@previous (Z-47)
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Let me smile. Do you death early and when a crew is not so many ways they will be simulated with Tampon cotton and for JUST 2MUCH Crab Legs from dem Jews on inside
Fresh is the road and ended up with Salty eh
Wash hands on this technology to serving bowl as former office mate
Well damn I expected
That was so many ways has now passed out and they should see this or any make a few things like what R a nicer route, with both so if one of what she is going there
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Two people, one single one. I got email - Not kidding but I Surf boards, yet can only post as fuck people are open Currently in All it all the distance to get Server Markets - The little I am convinced she will fail on or Sell it. He nos the exact architecture. I have a lot more common from or One that n Greek and people will contains money set aside to run in sunlight - Life - Hey dude do and HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT DAMN AMAZING - You All? Because Mom and the desire to pick up a Comic Con eye can be a cool other help launch 2X four Satellites anything then someone picks up for based on 4Them.
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Let me smile. Do you death early and when a crew is not so many ways they will be simulated with Tampon cotton and for JUST 2MUCH Crab Legs from dem Jews on inside
Fresh is the road and ended up with Salty eh
Wash hands on this technology to serving bowl as former office mate
Well damn I expected
That was so many ways has now passed out and they should see this or any make a few things like what R a nicer route, with both so if one of what she is going there
And I bought a connection is in a 45 minute with small Car battery to drive make sense? Will anyone read about wot you - He is why those years er he let myself watch of Laptops are up this is from Trump
Anonymous Z-276 joined in and replied with this 8.2 years ago, 1 day later, 6.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #778,589
Anonymous Z-277 joined in and replied with this 8.2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 6.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #778,592
Two pints of pure grain liquor consumed in half an hour and several hours of privacy.
Average price per pint is ten dollars.
Average price per pint is ten dollars.
Sven joined in and replied with this 8.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 6.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #778,609
Move to Sweden. Medically assisted suicide is legal and painless.
Lucazel joined in and replied with this 8.2 years ago, 1 day later, 6.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #779,128
Satanas meum et vocavi te
De anima qualis est, si
habeo vendere pretium est.
This is how I choose and I don't even care if it isn't real. I can sure try.
De anima qualis est, si
habeo vendere pretium est.
This is how I choose and I don't even care if it isn't real. I can sure try.
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Tired of.da pain joined in and replied with this 8.2 years ago, 2 days later, 6.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #779,527
Do you think smoking $1000 worth of crack is da reason im depressed
Simplydriftanddie joined in and replied with this 8.2 years ago, 16 hours later, 6.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #779,613
I have been molested, beaten, had my child die on my chest and with 43 years of living there isnt 1 day that goes by that i dont relive and question everything i have done. I have done good things and a lot of bad ut it seems to me that if i ended my life, which i have thought about for years, would be best. I have 3 children that are alive and 3 stepchildren. I had an iterview with cops and i touched my 11 year old girl which i used to be so strongly against. Come to find out everyone in the family was doing it too. The pain from the past and this on top of it makes me 97% sure the world would be a better place without me and the evil have spued.i did an act that is by all means deeds to the death title.most folks arent this honest but i have had a rough life like all the rest of us seeking a way to improve others lives by taking our own. I pay everyday for what i have done and what has happened to me. Some say god is the answer...why did this all happen to me? I didnt have a choice in being molested or beaten or even my baby girl dying on me so wtf did i have to endure those? Its always said god only gives you what you can handle. Bullshit i could never handle all of this and i am surprised i have made it this long. I dont own a gun or anything else to off myself. I face prison and rightfully so. But i really want to take an easy way out to a place i know nothing about just like the rest of us. I have tried help lines and pills and everything in between. I think writing all of your possessions over to a child or family member is key and a little weird cuz then they will always think of you. My boys would miss me but am i really a good role model or have i subconsciencly set them adrift on the devils road? I am ready for peace cuz i have had a lifetime of pain and caused a lifetime of pain. I tried pills and ueah it sucked. Im afraid of guns cuz ill fuck that up to. Couldnt cut myself cuz well ya have to cut yourself. I read this for the past 3 hours and well sometimes you have to see evil and even live in it to appreciate the great times if any. I hope to have the power to do it soon so all the pain stops and all the closure and all the hate and lies and living a life like im reading a comic book. I would leave a letter that hopefully creates an illusion that turns to life so my kids can always be guilt free and live better than my fake life filled with lies and deceit.
Anonymous Z-213 replied with this 8.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 6.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #779,619
@779,527 (Tired of.da pain)
> Do you think smoking $1000 worth of crack is da reason im depressed
yes
> Do you think smoking $1000 worth of crack is da reason im depressed
yes
Anonymous Z-213 double-posted this 8.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #779,620
@779,613 (Simplydriftanddie)
nice I hope you never have the guts to do it and live out the rest of your pathetic lifespan in existential agony. don't kill yourself. you are a piece of shit who doesn't deserve an easy way out
nice I hope you never have the guts to do it and live out the rest of your pathetic lifespan in existential agony. don't kill yourself. you are a piece of shit who doesn't deserve an easy way out
fuckalms !a4fa8BKGtQ joined in and replied with this 8.2 years ago, 3 hours later, 6.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #779,661
Anonymous Z-283 joined in and replied with this 8.2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 6.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #779,666
Simplydriftanddie replied with this 8.2 years ago, 4 hours later, 6.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #779,748
I see i for forgot to put in there that i said all of that after i was told my kids will be prosecuted too. This is a stepdaughter who openly has done this ttpe of serious thing before. I will wrongfully accept what i have not done so my kids will not be tarnished. She has said it today that it was all a lie. Makes me feel good but i am tarnished and so are my kids now. Even though its cleared i have people driving by my house screaming shit. Even though it is documented! My head is so far fogged up that i cant think on what the fuck just happened and how a lie hurt a whole family and killed all the love for each other we all had. She said she wanted a real older brother gone and the other 3 of us because i punish her and dont let her do everything she wants. The fact is if that doesnt make a person want to jam a hanger up his nose and fuck those brains up for 10 cents i have no clue what would!
Ftheuniverse joined in and replied with this 8.2 years ago, 18 hours later, 6.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #779,923
Every possible thing that could go wrong has gone wrong. My worst nightmares are nothing but the reality now. And the pain has become intolerable. I need to put a stop and the only way is to kill myself. This thread has given me a lot of ideas. Hopefully by the end of this month I'll be gone for good
Anonymous Z-13 replied with this 8.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 6.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #779,935
Anonymous Z-285 joined in and replied with this 8.2 years ago, 1 day later, 6.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #780,255
@31,192 (hamfist !XPeqoqTFAE)
> Just slit your wrists and bleed out. Doesn't really hurt
Yes it does, I've done it many times but only to inflict pain. It hurts like a bitch!
> Just slit your wrists and bleed out. Doesn't really hurt
Yes it does, I've done it many times but only to inflict pain. It hurts like a bitch!
cccuuunnttt !yDoooooooo replied with this 8.2 years ago, 49 minutes later, 6.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #780,263
Anonymous Z-286 joined in and replied with this 8.2 years ago, 1 day later, 6.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #780,430
Surely if you just took a ton of pills and went away some where that people couldn't find it would work or do you just puke them up
cccuuunnttt !yDoooooooo replied with this 8.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 6.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #780,438
Anonymous Z-286 replied with this 8.2 years ago, 6 hours later, 6.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #780,474
Aww bugger! Hanging scares the crap out of me.
AlleyDog replied with this 8.2 years ago, 42 minutes later, 6.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #780,475
Autphag replied with this 8.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 6.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #780,480
Drink a bottle of Benadryl
Anonymous Z-273 replied with this 8.2 years ago, 11 hours later, 6.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #780,547
Everything like pills, carbon monoxide etc all cause brain damage if you survive it...
I suggest just putting a knife through your neck, your heart.. If you really want to kill yourself, you'd do it despite the pain
I suggest just putting a knife through your neck, your heart.. If you really want to kill yourself, you'd do it despite the pain
Anonymous Z-287 joined in and replied with this 8.2 years ago, 9 hours later, 6.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #780,654
@779,923 (Ftheuniverse)
> Every possible thing that could go wrong has gone wrong. My worst nightmares are nothing but the reality now. And the pain has become intolerable. I need to put a stop and the only way is to kill myself. This thread has given me a lot of ideas. Hopefully by the end of this month I'll be gone for good
Yo whats ur # ill deadass make a suicide pact with you im not even joking
> Every possible thing that could go wrong has gone wrong. My worst nightmares are nothing but the reality now. And the pain has become intolerable. I need to put a stop and the only way is to kill myself. This thread has given me a lot of ideas. Hopefully by the end of this month I'll be gone for good
Yo whats ur # ill deadass make a suicide pact with you im not even joking
Anonymous Z-288 joined in and replied with this 8.2 years ago, 1 day later, 6.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #780,897
what do u guys think about Inderal and what dosage should do it ?
Anonymous Z-213 replied with this 8.2 years ago, 58 minutes later, 6.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #780,905
Anonymous Z-289 joined in and replied with this 8.2 years ago, 1 day later, 6.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #781,234
Anonymous Z-286 replied with this 8.1 years ago, 1 day later, 6.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #781,448
Carbon monoxide
Ftheuniverse replied with this 8.1 years ago, 1 day later, 6.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #781,740
@780,654 (Z-287)
> > Every possible thing that could go wrong has gone wrong. My worst nightmares are nothing but the reality now. And the pain has become intolerable. I need to put a stop and the only way is to kill myself. This thread has given me a lot of ideas. Hopefully by the end of this month I'll be gone for good
>
> Yo whats ur # ill deadass make a suicide pact with you im not even joking
What kinda pact do u want to make? Let's discuss the details
> > Every possible thing that could go wrong has gone wrong. My worst nightmares are nothing but the reality now. And the pain has become intolerable. I need to put a stop and the only way is to kill myself. This thread has given me a lot of ideas. Hopefully by the end of this month I'll be gone for good
>
> Yo whats ur # ill deadass make a suicide pact with you im not even joking
What kinda pact do u want to make? Let's discuss the details
Thx joined in and replied with this 8.1 years ago, 46 minutes later, 6.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #781,776
Thank you. So much. I come on this site looking for ways to kill myself. How to make everything go away. You guys, all you fucking angels that have written these comments have made me laugh so many times But for the record,"Suck my dick" is so unoriginal. Why is it not"Fuck my dick" or "Duck my dick"?? Thx again. I still think my life is shit though.
Anonymous Z-213 replied with this 8.1 years ago, 48 seconds later, 6.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #781,777
Thx replied with this 8.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 6.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #781,778
And just for future reference, what is the easiest home made way to kill yourself with average willpower?
Anonymous Z-213 replied with this 8.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 6.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #781,780
Thx replied with this 8.1 years ago, 14 seconds later, 6.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #781,781
Does a stab in your heart with a small kitchen knife actually work?
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emocutterwhowantstodie joined in and replied with this 8.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 6.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #781,821
im 13 whats the easiest way to kill yourself painlessly that i could do other than:
choking
drowning
shooting
stabbing
fire
poison
meds
choking
drowning
shooting
stabbing
fire
poison
meds
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hi joined in and replied with this 8.1 years ago, 22 hours later, 6.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #782,052
wow this has be going on for 6 years
Anonymous Z-13 replied with this 8.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #782,056
Anonymous Z-55 replied with this 8.1 years ago, 18 hours later, 6.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #782,243
Random ass bitch joined in and replied with this 8.1 years ago, 2 days later, 6.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #782,831
Sharpen a knife 10X and cut the arteries actross your sholder, cut so hard that the blood pours out. Than gwt into a tub of water and wait for death
An joined in and replied with this 8.1 years ago, 1 day later, 6.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #783,164
I'm laughing so hard about the toothpick shit at the top ??? pick the silver toothpick my friend
someone joined in and replied with this 8.1 years ago, 1 week later, 6.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #785,431
If u tried to get someone to shoot u they would refuse. The bullets are worth more than ur life.
Anonymous Z-213 replied with this 8.1 years ago, 26 minutes later, 6.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #785,439
@previous (someone)> If u tried to get someone to shoot u they would refuse. The bullets are worth more than ur life.
@782,831 (Random ass bitch)
> Sharpen a knife 10X and cut the arteries actross your sholder, cut so hard that the blood pours out. Than gwt into a tub of water and wait for death
@781,821 (emocutterwhowantstodie)
> im 13 whats the easiest way to kill yourself painlessly that i could do other than:
> choking
> drowning
> shooting
> stabbing
> fire
> poison
> meds
Lex Luthor joined in and replied with this 8.1 years ago, 2 days later, 6.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #785,901
Become a criminal mastermind. Steal a few nuclear weapons. Target most populated cities in the world.Detonate all at once, with yourself sitting on top of nuke in the city of your choosing. There is no reason your suicide shouldn't be epic.
Anonymous Z-5 replied with this 8.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #785,902
Rooster replied with this 8.1 years ago, 58 minutes later, 6.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #785,909
Woof woof. Woof woof woof. Woof.
Anonymous Z-297 joined in and replied with this 8.1 years ago, 3 days later, 6.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #786,474
@30,767 (A)
> Seriously, I just want to know of a cheap, painless way to commit suicide. Every other website I got to just gives me the "don't do it" crap.
Well if your truely curious, right to die groups have plenty of ways. It's meant to advise those terminal illnesses like me but it works as easy for some one who's had more than they care to in life
> Seriously, I just want to know of a cheap, painless way to commit suicide. Every other website I got to just gives me the "don't do it" crap.
Well if your truely curious, right to die groups have plenty of ways. It's meant to advise those terminal illnesses like me but it works as easy for some one who's had more than they care to in life
Matthew double-posted this 8.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #786,475
Nembutal would be the fairly easiest and most painless way. Pills are cheap in Mexico, kinda illegal without a prescription here...but how to make guides are online.
Course 20.00 I guess I should only a garden hose and your running vehicle , bridge jumper, Oregonians go to the devils punchbowl and jump that tends to work, but that's a tight budget why be frugal in death?
Course 20.00 I guess I should only a garden hose and your running vehicle , bridge jumper, Oregonians go to the devils punchbowl and jump that tends to work, but that's a tight budget why be frugal in death?
Matthew triple-posted this 8.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 6.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #786,476
@785,439 (Z-213)
> > If u tried to get someone to shoot u they would refuse. The bullets are worth more than ur life.
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> > Sharpen a knife 10X and cut the arteries actross your sholder, cut so hard that the blood pours out. Than gwt into a tub of water and wait for death
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> > im 13 whats the easiest way to kill yourself painlessly that i could do other than:
> > choking
> > drowning
> > shooting
> > stabbing
> > fire
> > poison
> > meds
Step in front of a bus or vehicle ?
> > If u tried to get someone to shoot u they would refuse. The bullets are worth more than ur life.
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> > Sharpen a knife 10X and cut the arteries actross your sholder, cut so hard that the blood pours out. Than gwt into a tub of water and wait for death
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> > im 13 whats the easiest way to kill yourself painlessly that i could do other than:
> > choking
> > drowning
> > shooting
> > stabbing
> > fire
> > poison
> > meds
Step in front of a bus or vehicle ?
Anonymous Z-298 joined in and replied with this 8.1 years ago, 3 days later, 6.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #787,117
@30,766 (sim !.biSsjaMxA)
> Stab yourself to death with a tooth pick, that should hurt and takes a long time, prolonging the pain.
You're a wankwr, you probably enjoyed your step father raping yku as an infant.
> Stab yourself to death with a tooth pick, that should hurt and takes a long time, prolonging the pain.
You're a wankwr, you probably enjoyed your step father raping yku as an infant.
Anonymous Z-298 double-posted this 8.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #787,118
@533,580 (Z-104)
> Take a bottle of sleeping pills. It just feels like you're going to sleep as your heart slows to a stop. Over the counter sleeping pills are like $5
Useless answer, tire an idiot who doesn't have a clue.
> Take a bottle of sleeping pills. It just feels like you're going to sleep as your heart slows to a stop. Over the counter sleeping pills are like $5
Useless answer, tire an idiot who doesn't have a clue.
Uneasysleep joined in and replied with this 8.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 6.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #787,126
This entire thread has turned into cancer.
Anonymous Z-213 replied with this 8.1 years ago, 7 hours later, 6.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #787,179
@787,117 (Z-298)
> > Stab yourself to death with a tooth pick, that should hurt and takes a long time, prolonging the pain.
>
> You're a wankwr, you probably enjoyed your step father raping yku as an infant.
don't talk to Sim like that
> > Stab yourself to death with a tooth pick, that should hurt and takes a long time, prolonging the pain.
>
> You're a wankwr, you probably enjoyed your step father raping yku as an infant.
don't talk to Sim like that
Anonymous Z-274 replied with this 8.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 6.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #787,208
Damn, 158,000 visits.
Are that many people thinking about suicide?
Are that many people thinking about suicide?
Anonymous Z-213 replied with this 8.1 years ago, 12 hours later, 6.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #787,293
Anonymous Z-273 replied with this 8.1 years ago, 10 hours later, 6.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #787,375
@786,474 (Z-297)
> > Seriously, I just want to know of a cheap, painless way to commit suicide. Every other website I got to just gives me the "don't do it" crap.
>
> Well if your truely curious, right to die groups have plenty of ways. It's meant to advise those terminal illnesses like me but it works as easy for some one who's had more than they care to in life
Hey, any chance for the sake of the thousands of people who visit here and get no answers, you could share some ways they recommend?
What do they say? Could you ask the easiest and most painless way?
> > Seriously, I just want to know of a cheap, painless way to commit suicide. Every other website I got to just gives me the "don't do it" crap.
>
> Well if your truely curious, right to die groups have plenty of ways. It's meant to advise those terminal illnesses like me but it works as easy for some one who's had more than they care to in life
Hey, any chance for the sake of the thousands of people who visit here and get no answers, you could share some ways they recommend?
What do they say? Could you ask the easiest and most painless way?
Anonymous Z-231 replied with this 8.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #787,378
Anonymous Z-13 replied with this 8.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #787,381
Anonymous Z-300 joined in and replied with this 8.1 years ago, 16 hours later, 6.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #787,477
WHAT IS THIS?
beckyderp !yDoooooooo replied with this 8.1 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #787,480
Anonymous Z-301 joined in and replied with this 8.1 years ago, 4 hours later, 6.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #787,543
@30,762 (A)
> I'm not Jack.
What did you do to Jack? I know he did not intend to do it..you will be caught out one day
> I'm not Jack.
What did you do to Jack? I know he did not intend to do it..you will be caught out one day
Anonymous Z-302 joined in and replied with this 8.1 years ago, 3 days later, 6.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #788,320
@30,801 (Mister !Bones6oqqQ)
> If you live where I live, you can walk through the nearest alley and just pick up a hepatitis ridden needle! Too bad for OP!
> If you live where I live, you can walk through the nearest alley and just pick up a hepatitis ridden needle! Too bad for OP!
Anonymous Z-302 double-posted this 8.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #788,321
Thanks for the advice..see ya on the other side
Orange !DQO8gIUka6 joined in and replied with this 8.1 years ago, 1 day later, 6.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #788,617
Are there any other creatures that commit suicide? If its only humans we are truly out of sync with the natural world very deeply. The evalution of the mind might have been a mistack. For animals dont remember and let go and truly live in the moment. What they see at that moment is all they know. That sounds nice.
Anonymous Z-304 joined in and replied with this 8.1 years ago, 22 hours later, 6.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #788,831
@30,773 (sim !.biSsjaMxA)
> You can pick up a tooth pick for free at most restaurants. You can also spend some money getting a posh tooth pick from a speciality shop.
Your a fukin Dick sucker and I wood love to take u with me you bitch
> You can pick up a tooth pick for free at most restaurants. You can also spend some money getting a posh tooth pick from a speciality shop.
Your a fukin Dick sucker and I wood love to take u with me you bitch
Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 8.1 years ago, 6 hours later, 6.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #788,861
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 8.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 6.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #788,867
Has anyone here contemplated suicide only because you know you don't contribute anything to society or the world?
Tomy from nigeria joined in and replied with this 8.1 years ago, 1 day later, 6.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #789,061
I will go with hanging. Bye guys
Anonymous Z-273 replied with this 8 years ago, 1 day later, 6.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #789,561
"There is one essential point to be made when considering jumping as a method of suicide - jump from too low, and there is significant risk of non-fatal injuries. Stone2 presents worrying statistics from a number of studies showing a high percentage of people jumping from four stories or less. Of those, a high percentage survive, invariably with fractures to spine, pelvis or major bone. Landing on the head can cause brain damage. Even jumping from seven stories can have a decent survival rate"
So I was thinking jumping again but came across an article about this woman surviving a jump from seven storeys... did my research and found this!
So I was thinking jumping again but came across an article about this woman surviving a jump from seven storeys... did my research and found this!
Anonymous Z-273 double-posted this 8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 6.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #789,563
This lists pain and lethality of all the methods
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods
Anonymous Z-231 replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 6.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #789,570
Anonymous Z-273 replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 6.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #789,584
Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 8 years ago, 18 hours later, 6.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #789,786
Anonymous Z-306 joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 day later, 6.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #790,073
@789,561 (Z-273)
> "There is one essential point to be made when considering jumping as a method of suicide - jump from too low, and there is significant risk of non-fatal injuries. Stone2 presents worrying statistics from a number of studies showing a high percentage of people jumping from four stories or less. Of those, a high percentage survive, invariably with fractures to spine, pelvis or major bone. Landing on the head can cause brain damage. Even jumping from seven stories can have a decent survival rate"
>
> So I was thinking jumping again but came across an article about this woman surviving a jump from seven storeys... did my research and found this!
Point your head down befor jumping you won't survive
> "There is one essential point to be made when considering jumping as a method of suicide - jump from too low, and there is significant risk of non-fatal injuries. Stone2 presents worrying statistics from a number of studies showing a high percentage of people jumping from four stories or less. Of those, a high percentage survive, invariably with fractures to spine, pelvis or major bone. Landing on the head can cause brain damage. Even jumping from seven stories can have a decent survival rate"
>
> So I was thinking jumping again but came across an article about this woman surviving a jump from seven storeys... did my research and found this!
Point your head down befor jumping you won't survive
Anonymous Z-307 joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 8 hours later, 6.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #790,224
@30,755 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
> Oven bag, elastic drawcord with a clip thingy, and cellotape.
>
> You roll the lip of the bag down a bit, and tape it down. Cut a slit in the fold and put the drawcord through and clip it though the end of the hole. Put over head, and tighten.
>
> add helium or some shit to keep from panicking.
>
>
> You had better not do this, either.
?
> Oven bag, elastic drawcord with a clip thingy, and cellotape.
>
> You roll the lip of the bag down a bit, and tape it down. Cut a slit in the fold and put the drawcord through and clip it though the end of the hole. Put over head, and tighten.
>
> add helium or some shit to keep from panicking.
>
>
> You had better not do this, either.
?
Anonymous Z-13 replied with this 8 years ago, 5 hours later, 6.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #790,274
I wonder how many people stickybuns has been responsible for killing??
Anonymous Z-213 replied with this 8 years ago, 43 minutes later, 6.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #790,278
@previous (Z-13)
> I wonder how many people stickybuns has been responsible for killing??
sticky buns was a piece of shit
> I wonder how many people stickybuns has been responsible for killing??
sticky buns was a piece of shit
Anonymous Z-13 replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 6.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #790,297
@previous (Z-213)
His homophobic dad beat him when he found out about the name sticky buns. Because he thought it was about a man's ass.
His homophobic dad beat him when he found out about the name sticky buns. Because he thought it was about a man's ass.
Idfc joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 16 hours later, 6.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #790,520
I came her because I was feeling really depressed and was just curious, but I read through this whole thread and it made me realize two things 1) I have no life 2)I'm not as depressed anymore because the stupidness of some of this stuff cheered me up in a weird way
Anonymous Z-273 replied with this 8 years ago, 1 day later, 6.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #790,851
@790,073 (Z-306)
> > "There is one essential point to be made when considering jumping as a method of suicide - jump from too low, and there is significant risk of non-fatal injuries. Stone2 presents worrying statistics from a number of studies showing a high percentage of people jumping from four stories or less. Of those, a high percentage survive, invariably with fractures to spine, pelvis or major bone. Landing on the head can cause brain damage. Even jumping from seven stories can have a decent survival rate"
> >
> > So I was thinking jumping again but came across an article about this woman surviving a jump from seven storeys... did my research and found this!
>
> Point your head down befor jumping you won't survive
I dunno! It says decent survival rate from a really high building. And head first would probably mean brain damage. Reading that lost all hope website, the odds are against anyone killing themselves.
I suppose all we ever hear are the people who are actually successful.
> > "There is one essential point to be made when considering jumping as a method of suicide - jump from too low, and there is significant risk of non-fatal injuries. Stone2 presents worrying statistics from a number of studies showing a high percentage of people jumping from four stories or less. Of those, a high percentage survive, invariably with fractures to spine, pelvis or major bone. Landing on the head can cause brain damage. Even jumping from seven stories can have a decent survival rate"
> >
> > So I was thinking jumping again but came across an article about this woman surviving a jump from seven storeys... did my research and found this!
>
> Point your head down befor jumping you won't survive
I dunno! It says decent survival rate from a really high building. And head first would probably mean brain damage. Reading that lost all hope website, the odds are against anyone killing themselves.
I suppose all we ever hear are the people who are actually successful.
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Anonymous Z-309 joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 days later, 6.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #791,683
Well You can add another guy to the dead list since i gonna go in a month max , i just need to sort things out . I got some great ideas from here at least , like donating My organs , If i go at least someone can live in My place and another idea is to donate My things . Ty for advice My seniors i Guess i gonna meet our lost Brother . Bye
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Marsden replied with this 8 years ago, 17 hours later, 6.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #791,820
For the ladiesbeckyderp !yDoooooooo replied with this 8 years ago, 26 minutes later, 6.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #791,822
Ashish joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 days later, 6.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #792,854
I just went through whole thread. Its been almost 6.5 years now. Orig8nally posted by anonymous when i actually saw it was in first year college. Good old memories.
Anonymous Z-311 joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 days later, 6.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #794,313
@483,777 (MORDOR)
> Get member of a shoot club, its the legal way of possession of a gun. I have a friend who has two guns at least. One to kill elephants and one Luger. He regularly goes to the woods to kill animals or to shoot cans. Be member of a hunting club, get the gun. You'll always have it, just in case. Now don't be lazy all it takes is a membership.
THE MORDOR
> Get member of a shoot club, its the legal way of possession of a gun. I have a friend who has two guns at least. One to kill elephants and one Luger. He regularly goes to the woods to kill animals or to shoot cans. Be member of a hunting club, get the gun. You'll always have it, just in case. Now don't be lazy all it takes is a membership.
THE MORDOR
HOIWAYTOHELL joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 days later, 6.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #794,689
I went through this whole thing, is anonymous A ok?
Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 5 hours later, 6.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #794,733
Bloody mary joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 day later, 6.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #794,899
Hi Guys is there any painless ways to kill yourself like tablets that make you sleep first I would much rather die when I'm asleep
Anonymous Z-314 joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 6 days later, 6.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #796,560
A few years ago I attempted suicide, Ive been thinking about doing it since I was 13 years old. I am now 22. I attemted to slit my wrist. I sat there for what seemed like hours, luckily the police came in my house even tho they were supposed to go to the house next to me. If u are considering suicide, know your not alone and it will get better. I was broke, neglected, no family support, no friends, on the verge of being homeless. Even though I had all of those issues, I believe I am a very lucky person to have survived. I am now the happiest Ive ever been, I have a beautiful girlfriend, a job I love, and a son on the way. IT WILL GET BETTER!!!!!! Please trust me. Everyone has rough patches in thier lives, suicide is not the answer.
G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 day later, 6.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #796,929
I often think about killing myself. It's hard to live in this world faking my happiness. Im losing everything I've ever had and the people I love. My son will carry on because he has an amazing mother and he is loved. I can't go on like this. I'm not meant to be here. Please forgive me for not having the strength. I love you babe
ZamoR !ti0SSIogx6 replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 6.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #796,950
@previous (G)
> I often think about killing myself. It's hard to live in this world faking my happiness. Im losing everything I've ever had and the people I love. My son will carry on because he has an amazing mother and he is loved. I can't go on like this. I'm not meant to be here. Please forgive me for not having the strength. I love you babe
FAKE ASS NIGGER
> I often think about killing myself. It's hard to live in this world faking my happiness. Im losing everything I've ever had and the people I love. My son will carry on because he has an amazing mother and he is loved. I can't go on like this. I'm not meant to be here. Please forgive me for not having the strength. I love you babe
FAKE ASS NIGGER
Anonymous Z-286 replied with this 7.9 years ago, 6 days later, 6.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #798,202
We don't know if suicide isn't the answer. It could be a quicker way to what is meant to happen
Sheila LaBeouf replied with this 7.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 6.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #798,208
Sheila LaBeouf double-posted this 7.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #798,209
Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 7.9 years ago, 42 minutes later, 6.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #798,216
000 replied with this 7.9 years ago, 2 days later, 6.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #798,799
Hey, y'all. Good to be back. I think.Sheila LaBeouf replied with this 7.9 years ago, 30 minutes later, 6.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #798,802
000 replied with this 7.9 years ago, 39 minutes later, 6.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #798,820
Aww, bitch. You fucking remembered. I feel so special. But to answer, for the most part, I guess.
Anonymous Z-55 replied with this 7.9 years ago, 9 hours later, 6.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #798,952
Cumdumpster5000 joined in and replied with this 7.9 years ago, 19 hours later, 6.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #799,073
Selling my suicide to the highest bidder. Winner decides procedure and watches live on skype or facebook livestream. opening bid 10$
Cumdumpster5000 double-posted this 7.9 years ago, 54 seconds later, 6.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #799,074
didnt expect a watchlist to come that quickly
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 7.9 years ago, 36 minutes later, 6.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #799,092
Chester Bennington replied with this 7.9 years ago, 1 day later, 6.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #799,493
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 7.9 years ago, 5 hours later, 6.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #799,547
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 7.9 years ago, 4 days later, 6.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #800,227
I'm starting to get that feeling again like suicide might be the only easiest route.
Anonymous Z-13 replied with this 7.9 years ago, 4 hours later, 6.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #800,241
Zzxx joined in and replied with this 7.9 years ago, 11 hours later, 6.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #800,321
Hello
Fish joined in and replied with this 7.8 years ago, 3 weeks later, 6.6 years after the original post[^] [v] #805,981
I'm exiting using charcoal burning method, cheap and painless
Kymberly joined in and replied with this 7.8 years ago, 1 week later, 6.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #808,342
Guys I am feeling so lost right now. I have had feelings of suicide for a long time. I feel I'm not a good mother and a few years ago my daughter let me down in a big way. I got done for grievous bodily harm when it was her fighting with me and someone called the police. I can't trust her anymore, I really want to and I have tried but she will take no blame for any of it. I grew up in care I've been abused by foster parents and I've pretty much lied my way through life. I want to give up but I don't want it to b painful. I read about the helium bag and think that's probably the most painless way to go but I'm so scared it won't happen properly and I end up disabled or something. I have thought about dying so many times and just can't make sense of some of the things I do. I don't need nasty people telling me to do it I just need to make sense of it all but if I can't then maybe it is time to go. I've researched this a lot but there are so many people who just don't don't give a damn and I understand it to a point because it's stupid , people will be upset etc etc but sometimes you just don't see a way out and death would be easier than to deal with it. I love my daughter but she clearly doesn't have that unconditional love for me anymore.
Kymberly double-posted this 7.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #808,343
@796,560 (Z-314)
> A few years ago I attempted suicide, Ive been thinking about doing it since I was 13 years old. I am now 22. I attemted to slit my wrist. I sat there for what seemed like hours, luckily the police came in my house even tho they were supposed to go to the house next to me. If u are considering suicide, know your not alone and it will get better. I was broke, neglected, no family support, no friends, on the verge of being homeless. Even though I had all of those issues, I believe I am a very lucky person to have survived. I am now the happiest Ive ever been, I have a beautiful girlfriend, a job I love, and a son on the way. IT WILL GET BETTER!!!!!! Please trust me. Everyone has rough patches in thier lives, suicide is not the answer.
That's great and glad it worked out for you but for me it just gets deeper and worse that I don't see a way out, I wish I could honestly
> A few years ago I attempted suicide, Ive been thinking about doing it since I was 13 years old. I am now 22. I attemted to slit my wrist. I sat there for what seemed like hours, luckily the police came in my house even tho they were supposed to go to the house next to me. If u are considering suicide, know your not alone and it will get better. I was broke, neglected, no family support, no friends, on the verge of being homeless. Even though I had all of those issues, I believe I am a very lucky person to have survived. I am now the happiest Ive ever been, I have a beautiful girlfriend, a job I love, and a son on the way. IT WILL GET BETTER!!!!!! Please trust me. Everyone has rough patches in thier lives, suicide is not the answer.
That's great and glad it worked out for you but for me it just gets deeper and worse that I don't see a way out, I wish I could honestly
Anonymous Z-320 joined in and replied with this 7.8 years ago, 26 minutes later, 6.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #808,348
@31,192 (hamfist !XPeqoqTFAE)
> Just slit your wrists and bleed out. Doesn't really hurt
I did my aunt found me and had me fixed up but it didn't hurt at all it was cold and peaceful just lock the door or go where u can't b found
> Just slit your wrists and bleed out. Doesn't really hurt
I did my aunt found me and had me fixed up but it didn't hurt at all it was cold and peaceful just lock the door or go where u can't b found
Kymberly replied with this 7.8 years ago, 19 minutes later, 6.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #808,355
@previous (Z-320)
> > Just slit your wrists and bleed out. Doesn't really hurt
>
> I did my aunt found me and had me fixed up but it didn't hurt at all it was cold and peaceful just lock the door or go where u can't b found
I don't want to be in pain have you heard of the helium bag? I don't want to be found.
Did you do it laterally or horizionaly? I heard it makes a didference
> > Just slit your wrists and bleed out. Doesn't really hurt
>
> I did my aunt found me and had me fixed up but it didn't hurt at all it was cold and peaceful just lock the door or go where u can't b found
I don't want to be in pain have you heard of the helium bag? I don't want to be found.
Did you do it laterally or horizionaly? I heard it makes a didference
Anonymous Z-106 replied with this 7.8 years ago, 1 day later, 6.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #808,770
@31,192 (hamfist !XPeqoqTFAE)
Razors and knives can be pretty spendy, man.
Razors and knives can be pretty spendy, man.
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Anonymous Z-13 replied with this 7.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #808,772
@808,355 (Kymberly)
The helium bag works because your body can't tell the difference between helium and oxygen, the difference is of course is that your body requires oxygen to survive not helium.
If you were to do it then you would lapse unconsciousness quite quickly and expire within a few minutes, although there is a period afterwards for you to be resuscitated with increasing levels of brain damage as the time goes on.
Then again it's a bit declasse to use a plastic bag, at least get one of those breathing masks paramedics use. It has kind of a dark irony too it too.
The helium bag works because your body can't tell the difference between helium and oxygen, the difference is of course is that your body requires oxygen to survive not helium.
If you were to do it then you would lapse unconsciousness quite quickly and expire within a few minutes, although there is a period afterwards for you to be resuscitated with increasing levels of brain damage as the time goes on.
Then again it's a bit declasse to use a plastic bag, at least get one of those breathing masks paramedics use. It has kind of a dark irony too it too.
Anonymous Z-286 replied with this 7.8 years ago, 1 week later, 6.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #811,074
Maybe we should take up xtreme sports. OK it's not 20 bucks but maybe we'd die at least
Anonymous Z-321 joined in and replied with this 7.8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 6.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #811,077
reeeee
Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 7.8 years ago, 1 week later, 6.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #814,366
greg joined in and replied with this 7.8 years ago, 3 days later, 6.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #815,797
who is still alive? is green still here?
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dw !vYOrG6FSvY replied with this 7.8 years ago, 27 minutes later, 6.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #815,808
W is for wupwards joined in and replied with this 7.7 years ago, 1 week later, 6.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #818,648
Wow I just finished reading this thread and y'all wild
Btw just my two cents but a belt is pretty cheap if you can get it to stay tight c:
Lol but I actually tried it when I was younger but I didn't have a good belt, and here I am today feeling the same way and I STILL don't have a good belt
Pathetic
Btw just my two cents but a belt is pretty cheap if you can get it to stay tight c:
Lol but I actually tried it when I was younger but I didn't have a good belt, and here I am today feeling the same way and I STILL don't have a good belt
Pathetic
Anonymous Z-324 joined in and replied with this 7.7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 6.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #818,652
dw !zJYORZSm4M replied with this 7.7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 6.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #818,654
W is for wupwards replied with this 7.7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 6.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #818,660
Hmm gonna have to go $21 on this method, no bueno
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Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 7.7 years ago, 4 hours later, 6.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #818,720
Wrydfell joined in and replied with this 7.7 years ago, 5 days later, 6.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #820,334
K, so i sat and read through 6.8 years of messages, took me the best part of 2 and a half hours, and at the moment, the best suggestion I've seen is the escape bag, and I do have access to a tank of helium. I am considering it, and almost slit my wrists a few days ago. Slitting wrists has a low success rate, about 1/40, and you have to cut about 1.5 inches deep, through tendons, and hurts like hell, so that isn't recommended. Overdose can hurt a lot, and also tale time, so isn't recommended. Does anyone have and (relatively) painless, cheap, and almost certain methods?
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Wrydfell double-posted this 7.7 years ago, 34 minutes later, 6.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #820,339
*Exit bag, not escape bag
angelina joined in and replied with this 7.7 years ago, 4 days later, 6.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #821,567
I need help a way to stop suffering to stop crying at night how do i die ? without any more pain
Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 7.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #821,569
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7.7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 6.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #821,570
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU double-posted this 7.7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 6.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #821,575
Also 900 get
Anonymous Z-106 replied with this 7.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 6.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #821,579
000 replied with this 7.7 years ago, 21 hours later, 6.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #821,796
@previous Lolol.
For real, for real. Go to the top ov a parking garage. But not no little shit garage, I mean a hospital's parking garage. (You won't have to pay shit once this is over). Make sure you're at the highest level. Being intoxicated can help too. Think about everything leading you here. Everything you'd leave behind. If it's worth it, just jump off headfirst. I think that takes care of it. I think someone brought this idea up waaay earlier on in this thread.
For real, for real. Go to the top ov a parking garage. But not no little shit garage, I mean a hospital's parking garage. (You won't have to pay shit once this is over). Make sure you're at the highest level. Being intoxicated can help too. Think about everything leading you here. Everything you'd leave behind. If it's worth it, just jump off headfirst. I think that takes care of it. I think someone brought this idea up waaay earlier on in this thread.
Anonymous Z-327 joined in and replied with this 7.7 years ago, 1 day later, 6.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #822,274
Thanks this really helps me
Anonymous Z-328 joined in and replied with this 7.7 years ago, 1 week later, 6.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #824,683
Anonymous Z-213 replied with this 7.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #824,684
Anonymous Z-328 replied with this 7.7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #824,685
@30,818 (I)
I hope you get this and know that your not anonymous at all. U really got that person to kill there self and your will me charged
I hope you get this and know that your not anonymous at all. U really got that person to kill there self and your will me charged
Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 7.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #824,686
CoolCokMan joined in and replied with this 7.6 years ago, 1 week later, 6.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #826,790
If your gonna do dont fuck it up, nurses and doctors dont seem to get that you fucking want to die, and punish you with extreme pain mentally and physically for years if not permanentally, and then yoy pretty much never even get the chance to kys, cuz ur always being watched.
Just dont fuck it up, simple...
Or even better, just dont fucking do it, mug
Just dont fuck it up, simple...
Or even better, just dont fucking do it, mug
(Edited 46 seconds later.)
squeegee joined in and replied with this 7.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 6.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #826,819
186,000 visits, wtf. cheap suicide is really an untapped marketAnonymous Z-331 joined in and replied with this 7.6 years ago, 2 days later, 6.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #827,479
Just jump off a fucking biluding
beckyderp !LiptondPyg replied with this 7.6 years ago, 1 week later, 6.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #831,520
squeegee replied with this 7.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 6.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #831,529
squeegee double-posted this 7.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 6.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #831,534
i say that because i might've burned that bridgebeckyderp !LiptondPyg replied with this 7.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 6.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #831,553
loser.with.a.name joined in and replied with this 7.6 years ago, 1 day later, 6.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #831,999
idk, i feel like trying to overdose off sleeping pills then cutting my wrists is the best way to do it rn. cause i read stories about how risky it can be if something goes wrong after/during the overdosing procedure and that death wasn't guaranteed, also idk how many pills are required to be considered an overdose
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 6.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #832,001
@previous (loser.with.a.name)
Thats basically the best way to ensure you live disoriented and in excruciating agony for hours.
Thats basically the best way to ensure you live disoriented and in excruciating agony for hours.
Anonymous Z-55 replied with this 7.6 years ago, 23 hours later, 6.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #832,188
@831,999 (loser.with.a.name)
How does that feel like the easiest way to kill yourself?? It really isn't.
How does that feel like the easiest way to kill yourself?? It really isn't.
Ka joined in and replied with this 7.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 6.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #832,205
What is the easiest way to kill yourself with a knife
Anonymous Z-57 replied with this 7.6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 6.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #832,206
Ka replied with this 7.6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 6.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #832,208
How do you do that
r04r replied with this 7.6 years ago, 7 hours later, 6.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #832,278
> Hey,
> Was wondering if you could review this thread
> https://minichan.org/topic/1650
> It literally discusses ways best to kil yourself which I don't believe should be up or discussion, especially when people are giving ways that are best to do so and giving guides on how to do so.
> Thanks, I would appreciate if you could email me: [email protected] as I'm not sure how else I could receive any reply since I don't have an account or anything.
> P.S I even got things popping up about this aswell which shouldn't be happening.
> Was wondering if you could review this thread
> https://minichan.org/topic/1650
> It literally discusses ways best to kil yourself which I don't believe should be up or discussion, especially when people are giving ways that are best to do so and giving guides on how to do so.
> Thanks, I would appreciate if you could email me: [email protected] as I'm not sure how else I could receive any reply since I don't have an account or anything.
> P.S I even got things popping up about this aswell which shouldn't be happening.
Ka replied with this 7.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 6.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #832,299
Does anyone know what the toothpick suicide is and what ate the steps
Anonymous Z-213 replied with this 7.6 years ago, 5 hours later, 6.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #832,340
@previous (Ka)
see @30,766 (sim !.biSsjaMxA)
> Stab yourself to death with a tooth pick, that should hurt and takes a long time, prolonging the pain.
see @30,766 (sim !.biSsjaMxA)
> Stab yourself to death with a tooth pick, that should hurt and takes a long time, prolonging the pain.
(Edited 1 minute later.)
Anonymous Z-213 double-posted this 7.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #832,342
@832,299 (Ka)
alternatively you can try placing the toothpick under your toenail and kicking a wall as hard as you can
alternatively you can try placing the toothpick under your toenail and kicking a wall as hard as you can
Ka replied with this 7.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 6.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #832,355
That dose not kill you it just hurts really fucking bad
Ka double-posted this 7.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 6.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #832,356
Ok thx
xd joined in and replied with this 7.6 years ago, 1 week later, 6.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #836,070
how to die. dad left, cat died, ran away. now i just want to die, but dont have access to normal materials
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7.6 years ago, 48 minutes later, 6.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #836,073
Anonymous Z-335 joined in and replied with this 7.5 years ago, 3 days later, 6.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #837,416
Anonymous Z-336 joined in and replied with this 7.5 years ago, 4 weeks later, 7 years after the original post[^] [v] #846,903
I’m about to off myself
Anonymous Z-324 replied with this 7.5 years ago, 30 minutes later, 7 years after the original post[^] [v] #846,910
Anonymous Z-337 joined in and replied with this 7.5 years ago, 2 days later, 7 years after the original post[^] [v] #847,905
Bump...
After all knowledge is education.....
Or something like that.
After all knowledge is education.....
Or something like that.
Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 7.5 years ago, 1 day later, 7 years after the original post[^] [v] #848,733
suicide forest
Anonymous Z-338 joined in and replied with this 7.4 years ago, 1 week later, 7.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #852,721
Anonymous Z-213 replied with this 7.4 years ago, 12 hours later, 7.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #852,832
Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 7.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 7.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #852,842
i hate life joined in and replied with this 7.4 years ago, 23 hours later, 7.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #853,072
how do i make my death not painful i can't buy anything cause im only 12 but how can i make my death not painful
fizzzzy joined in and replied with this 7.4 years ago, 3 days later, 7.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #854,097
Lmao just finished this thread. Tbh don’t want to kill myself as much but the helium tank sounds pretty damn appealing.
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 7.4 years ago, 4 days later, 7.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #855,584
Someone just made a thread on Tinychan.org about committing suicide by injecting Dr. Pepper into their veins. They said a mod banned them here. Does anyone here know about this person?
Anonymous Z-341 joined in and replied with this 7.4 years ago, 2 days later, 7.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #856,290
fns iy just get onit
beckyderp !LiptondPyg replied with this 7.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #856,291
Anonymous E replied with this 7.4 years ago, 1 week later, 7.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #859,906
Anonymous Z-342 joined in and replied with this 7.4 years ago, 1 day later, 7.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #860,963
Anonymous Z-343 joined in and replied with this 7.4 years ago, 1 day later, 7.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #861,604
@30,781 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
> To kill someone and make it look like a suicide. You guys all just assume he wants to kill himself geez.
Agree
> To kill someone and make it look like a suicide. You guys all just assume he wants to kill himself geez.
Agree
Anonymous Z-343 double-posted this 7.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #861,605
Market Research triple-posted this 7.4 years ago, 15 minutes later, 7.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #861,607
@31,604 (Born this Way)
@31,604 (Born this Way)
> buy a toy gun and stage a public shooting, and when police respond get them to shoot you.
LMAO
@31,604 (Born this Way)
> buy a toy gun and stage a public shooting, and when police respond get them to shoot you.
LMAO
Market Research quadruple-posted this 7.4 years ago, 40 minutes later, 7.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #861,615
Market Research quintuple-posted this 7.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #861,619
Market Research sextuple-posted this 7.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 7.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #861,620
Market Research septuple-posted this 7.4 years ago, 11 minutes later, 7.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #861,623
@489,336 (Titicaca)
> > I'm not planning on doing it, i'm just curious.
>
> Indian food at a real indian restaurant with real indian chefs and imported water from the Ganges River.
??? True
> > I'm not planning on doing it, i'm just curious.
>
> Indian food at a real indian restaurant with real indian chefs and imported water from the Ganges River.
??? True
Market Research octuple-posted this 7.4 years ago, 24 minutes later, 7.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #861,627
@512,460 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)> So... This thread is how random people find us, these days? Charming.
>
> Though at least they put that anti-suicide banner at the top.
You have a good sense of humor. Lot's of funny shit posted here. One thing I do keep asking myself is "Why so many FAILED Suicide Attempts?" If you truly want to die PEOPLE know how to fucking die. This is how people cry out for help and coming here reading this thread only gives them the answer they want to hear. Do not do it!
I do not wish that on anyone, but if you wanna clock out, then clock the fuck out. Don't talk about it, be about it. ? Just sayn...?
Market Research nonuple-posted this 7.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #861,628
Market Research decuple-posted this 7.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #861,629
@483,693 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
@513,035 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
> okay so we're known for affordable and painless suicide, sister fucking, creepy sex artwork and angel summoning
>
> i think the place has done well for itself, we should all be proud
You're FKN hilarious! ?
@513,035 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
> okay so we're known for affordable and painless suicide, sister fucking, creepy sex artwork and angel summoning
>
> i think the place has done well for itself, we should all be proud
You're FKN hilarious! ?
Market Research undecuple-posted this 7.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #861,630
@513,035 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)> okay so we're known for affordable and painless suicide, sister fucking, creepy sex artwork and angel summoning
>
> i think the place has done well for itself, we should all be proud
Feel free to look me up on FB
Melissa Brownfield
Market Research duodecuple-posted this 7.4 years ago, 15 minutes later, 7.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #861,635
Anonymous Z-344 joined in and replied with this 7.3 years ago, 2 days later, 7.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #862,651
I just called the suicide hotline, and they hung up on me
beckyderp !LiptondPyg replied with this 7.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 7.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #862,662
what happened here
Anonymous Z-345 joined in and replied with this 7.3 years ago, 1 week later, 7.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #865,766
@30,749 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
I need some advice if I want o kill myself what is the best way to do it I was think about hanging but to many people do it, But I also am thinking about an overdoes on my Viviane 40mg witch one should I do?
I need some advice if I want o kill myself what is the best way to do it I was think about hanging but to many people do it, But I also am thinking about an overdoes on my Viviane 40mg witch one should I do?
Anonymous Z-55 replied with this 7.3 years ago, 28 minutes later, 7.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #865,767
Anonymous Z-345 replied with this 7.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #865,768
Oh okay
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #865,770
I love this draad with all my heart :)
Anonymous Z-345 replied with this 7.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #865,771
I've got so much shit to say
Baby take me from this place
I just really cannot stay
Tears are falling down my face
I feel colder every day
Know they want me out their way
I'll be gone I'll be okay
I just need some fucking space
I walk by I feel them hate
Wanna die cause I relate
Wanna cry I feel insane
I get high but can't escape
Would they love me if I change
Am I lost am I too late
Soon I'm dead I cannot wait
Please don't love me it's a waste
Baby take me from this place
I just really cannot stay
Tears are falling down my face
I feel colder every day
Know they want me out their way
I'll be gone I'll be okay
I just need some fucking space
I walk by I feel them hate
Wanna die cause I relate
Wanna cry I feel insane
I get high but can't escape
Would they love me if I change
Am I lost am I too late
Soon I'm dead I cannot wait
Please don't love me it's a waste
Anonymous Z-345 double-posted this 7.3 years ago, 31 seconds later, 7.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #865,772
Wanna die so fucking bad
You're the best i've ever had
Wanna die when I look back
'Cause u always made me sad
Can't get over shit I'm done
I just make another song
Nothing helps I'm fucking numb
I'll be gone bitch pass the blunt
I've been hurting for so long
Baby kill me in your thongs
I've been dying all along
Let me go where I belong
Get me drunk bitch get me high
Give me pills and let me vibe
when it's time just let me die
I'm so tired of this life
You're the best i've ever had
Wanna die when I look back
'Cause u always made me sad
Can't get over shit I'm done
I just make another song
Nothing helps I'm fucking numb
I'll be gone bitch pass the blunt
I've been hurting for so long
Baby kill me in your thongs
I've been dying all along
Let me go where I belong
Get me drunk bitch get me high
Give me pills and let me vibe
when it's time just let me die
I'm so tired of this life
Meta replied with this 7.3 years ago, 1 week later, 7.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #870,585
Listen to John Oliver being interviewed by Terry Gross on NPR
https://www.npr.org/2018/03/07/591457135/john-oliver-finds-humor-in-the-news-no-one-wants-to-hear-about
You will cheerfully slash your own throat with a piece of broken glass just to MAKE IT STOP
https://www.npr.org/2018/03/07/591457135/john-oliver-finds-humor-in-the-news-no-one-wants-to-hear-about
You will cheerfully slash your own throat with a piece of broken glass just to MAKE IT STOP
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 7.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 7.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #870,602
Anonymous Z-7 replied with this 7.3 years ago, 15 minutes later, 7.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #870,604
Meta replied with this 7.3 years ago, 40 minutes later, 7.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #870,632
:l joined in and replied with this 7.3 years ago, 19 hours later, 7.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #870,869
betterthanu joined in and replied with this 7.3 years ago, 2 days later, 7.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #871,788
you people looking up this shit are fucking retarded.
better than u double-posted this 7.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #871,791
check my huge dickAnonymous Z-213 replied with this 7.3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 7.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #871,792
??? !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 7.2 years ago, 2 weeks later, 7.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #876,391
☠️ Maybe I should just an hero. I am worthless to the world.
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 7.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #876,393
Anonymous Z-286 replied with this 7.1 years ago, 1 month later, 7.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #890,132
Anybody tried goin far away and cutting arms to try bleeding to death
Anonymous E replied with this 7.1 years ago, 1 week later, 7.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #892,269
Anonymous E double-posted this 7.1 years ago, 35 minutes later, 7.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #892,285
tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 7.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 7.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #892,321
@previous (E)
Time to smoke 1,500 lbs of weed. Reckon I can do it?
Time to smoke 1,500 lbs of weed. Reckon I can do it?
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`. )----'Anonymous Z-13 replied with this 6.8 years ago, 3 months later, 7.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #915,680
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 replied with this 6.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 7.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #915,686
I wonder if I could overdose off of testosterone.
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 6.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 7.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #915,697
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 replied with this 6.7 years ago, 2 weeks later, 7.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #919,602
I don't give a fuck anymore. Give me one reason not to end it right now.
Anonymous Z-213 replied with this 6.7 years ago, 40 minutes later, 7.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #919,629
@915,686 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
> I wonder if I could overdose off of testosterone.
lol how did we miss this gem
> I wonder if I could overdose off of testosterone.
lol how did we miss this gem
Anonymous Z-283 replied with this 6.7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 7.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #919,634
JFYI, cats don't help with my suicidal tendencies. Also, do realize that this might be gibberish because I can't see my text box due to a gif of a cat hugging a teddy bear.
Where's the fucking post button?
Oh, there it is.
Where's the fucking post button?
Oh, there it is.
Anonymous Z-13 replied with this 6.7 years ago, 18 hours later, 7.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #919,907
Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 6.6 years ago, 1 month later, 7.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #929,330
bump
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 replied with this 6.6 years ago, 2 days later, 7.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #930,409
I think I am getting closer to the day when I stop talking about it and actually be about it.
I'm a worthless failure to fucking everyone that it makes me question why I am here.
Maybe I should throw away this pursuit of sperm preservation and just get back on the hormones when times are good. Like somehow me being on hormones made things better like Green in that one thread he posted which said him drinking made the world better, but honestly, that might not happen now because of doctor bullshit so fuck that too.
It is likely going to be time to just embrace Satan's arms. I'm sure he's been trying to sucker me in for some time now. In b4 some fucking pedophile "priest" comes into this thread to try and console me even though I would likely see his ass in the fiery lake of inferno for his lifestyle of child fiddling.
This Earth is also pretty shitty too. Fuck it. Hell can't be any worse than Earth or maybe it is, whatever, Sprite. But Hell likely doesn't offer Sprite since that would likely encourage it's inhabitants to not give a fuck so it's banned just to ensure the souls are tortured and care that they are in pain.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
I'm a worthless failure to fucking everyone that it makes me question why I am here.
Maybe I should throw away this pursuit of sperm preservation and just get back on the hormones when times are good. Like somehow me being on hormones made things better like Green in that one thread he posted which said him drinking made the world better, but honestly, that might not happen now because of doctor bullshit so fuck that too.
It is likely going to be time to just embrace Satan's arms. I'm sure he's been trying to sucker me in for some time now. In b4 some fucking pedophile "priest" comes into this thread to try and console me even though I would likely see his ass in the fiery lake of inferno for his lifestyle of child fiddling.
This Earth is also pretty shitty too. Fuck it. Hell can't be any worse than Earth or maybe it is, whatever, Sprite. But Hell likely doesn't offer Sprite since that would likely encourage it's inhabitants to not give a fuck so it's banned just to ensure the souls are tortured and care that they are in pain.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE replied with this 6.6 years ago, 2 weeks later, 7.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #936,563
@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Anonymous Z-353 joined in and replied with this 6.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 7.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #936,625
Anticoline toxicity.
Cheap
Easily attainable
Effective.
Plus you get to go on a delusional trip.
Cheap
Easily attainable
Effective.
Plus you get to go on a delusional trip.
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 replied with this 6.6 years ago, 31 minutes later, 7.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #936,631
cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE replied with this 6.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 7.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #936,686
Anonymous Z-353 replied with this 6.6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 7.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #936,689
@previous (cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE)
Anticolines (i.e. Atropine and schopolomine)
Are readily available in most parts of plants in the Solanaceae(nightshade) family. Including Atropa Belladonna(Deadly Nightshade) Datura Stramonium(Spiny Apple, Jimson Weed, Jamestown Weed, Devil's Trumpet) Burgmansia(Angel's Trumpet) and several pther subspecies of plant in this family. Anticolines antagonize colines, which are the neurotransmitter responsible for maintaining mucus membranes, among several other tasks. Overdosing on these conpounds can easily lead to death by dehydration, but it could take days or even weeks to die. All depends on the concentration of the compounds, primarily found in the flowers and seeds, but are available in every part of the plants.
Anticolines (i.e. Atropine and schopolomine)
Are readily available in most parts of plants in the Solanaceae(nightshade) family. Including Atropa Belladonna(Deadly Nightshade) Datura Stramonium(Spiny Apple, Jimson Weed, Jamestown Weed, Devil's Trumpet) Burgmansia(Angel's Trumpet) and several pther subspecies of plant in this family. Anticolines antagonize colines, which are the neurotransmitter responsible for maintaining mucus membranes, among several other tasks. Overdosing on these conpounds can easily lead to death by dehydration, but it could take days or even weeks to die. All depends on the concentration of the compounds, primarily found in the flowers and seeds, but are available in every part of the plants.
Anonymous Z-353 double-posted this 6.6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 7.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #936,698
cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE replied with this 6.3 years ago, 3 months later, 8.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #971,330
hecky !RwordOooFE replied with this 6.1 years ago, 1 month later, 8.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #986,342
@485,809 (kaushik)
> 1>mix any mint with coke and put it in the freezer for one day, boil it and drink
> 2> heat onion on direct flame and put in your under arms, with both the hands in chilled water, do it continuously till you die.
> 3>wash white butter hundred times and eat.
> 4>cat hair in food.
> 5> charred banana in cigarette, smoke...dye.
wow I missed this gem too
> 1>mix any mint with coke and put it in the freezer for one day, boil it and drink
> 2> heat onion on direct flame and put in your under arms, with both the hands in chilled water, do it continuously till you die.
> 3>wash white butter hundred times and eat.
> 4>cat hair in food.
> 5> charred banana in cigarette, smoke...dye.
wow I missed this gem too
deckyberp !RwordOooFE double-posted this 6.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 8.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #986,357
also that guy who thought toothpick suicide was real and was disappointed when he discovered it would be painful
deckyberp !RwordOooFE triple-posted this 6.1 years ago, 56 seconds later, 8.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #986,358
> > I wonder if I could overdose off of testosterone.
>
> Maybe I should throw away this pursuit of sperm preservation
i like these
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> Maybe I should throw away this pursuit of sperm preservation
i like these
deckyberp !RwordOooFE quadruple-posted this 6.1 years ago, 46 seconds later, 8.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #986,362
im feeling kinda suicidal rn myself tbh ? hbu
deckyberp !RwordOooFE quintuple-posted this 6.1 years ago, 43 seconds later, 8.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #986,363
deckyberp !RwordOooFE sextuple-posted this 6.1 years ago, 39 seconds later, 8.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #986,364
ok sorry
deckyberp !RwordOooFE septuple-posted this 6.1 years ago, 35 seconds later, 8.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #986,365
im done real suicide #1000 ?
rip
rip
beckyderp !TInYDicKMI replied with this 6.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 8.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #986,366
deckyberp !RwordOooFE replied with this 6.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #986,367
beckyderp !TInYDicKMI replied with this 6.1 years ago, 59 seconds later, 8.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #986,368
deckyberp !RwordOooFE replied with this 6.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #986,374
deckyberp !RwordOooFE double-posted this 6.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 8.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #986,375
maybe I'll try the anticoline dehydration method next. or simply dehydration!
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Anonymous Z-354 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 month later, 8.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #999,607
If you hit yourself hard enough in the head with a hammer to kill yourself in a single blow, it probably wouldn't hurt.
Mosquito Valentine⚡ replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 8.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #999,620
yesterday on the local news I found a new alternative to the glamorous yet cost effective toothpick suicide. a man swallowed a bacon-wrapped scallop with a broken off toothpick inside of it and got a bad case of sepsis and nearly died. so like, you could eat the toothpicks and wait for them to get lodged in your digestive track until you go into shock and die. it's cheap AND looks like an accident!
Anonymous Z-354 replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 8.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #999,643
Anonymous Z-355 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 weeks later, 8.5 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,009,115
@previous (Z-354)
You can make it easier by first irradiating your bone marrow so that you knock out all your leukocytes.
You can make it easier by first irradiating your bone marrow so that you knock out all your leukocytes.
Anonymous Z-356 joined in and replied with this 5.8 years ago, 1 month later, 8.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,028,808
Love that this is still up.
Anonymous Z-356 double-posted this 5.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,028,809
Whoo we're up to Z-356 . When do we reach the limit lol? Once we exceed 32 bits?
Anonymous Z-357 joined in and replied with this 5.8 years ago, 2 weeks later, 8.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,643
Wonder if I've posted in this thread with this UID yet.
toni !RwordOooFE replied with this 5.8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 8.7 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,647
Anonymous Z-353 replied with this 5.7 years ago, 3 weeks later, 8.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,044,117
You can buy a toaster for under $20, you just have to find a bathtub to play with it in.
Anonymous Z-78 replied with this 5.2 years ago, 5 months later, 9.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,102,016
What is the most affordable way of doing this? I don’t care about money at this point.
Anonymous Z-353 replied with this 5.2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 9.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,102,022
@previous (Z-78)
Depends. You might be able to use this method:@936,689 (Z-353) for free, depending on if D.Stramonium grows in your area and if it has started blooming yet/how long it has been blooming.
Depends. You might be able to use this method:@936,689 (Z-353) for free, depending on if D.Stramonium grows in your area and if it has started blooming yet/how long it has been blooming.
Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 3.2 years ago, 2 years later, 11.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,158,847
Putin may bring us all suicide for free!
Green !StaYqkzUPc double-posted this 3.2 years ago, 52 seconds later, 11.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,158,849
Holy shit, we lost a lot of good posts in this thread.
Anonymous Z-359 joined in and replied with this 3.2 years ago, 35 seconds later, 11.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,158,850
@1,158,847 (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be suicide then. Sewercide? Maybe. Suicide? No.
I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be suicide then. Sewercide? Maybe. Suicide? No.
Anonymous Z-360 joined in and replied with this 3.2 years ago, 4 hours later, 11.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,158,900
There's probably a 35% chance I'll kill myself in the next 30 years. The cost to die is zero: starvation.
Anonymous Z-359 replied with this 3.2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 11.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,158,902
Anonymous Z-360 replied with this 3.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,158,904
@previous (Z-359)
> That could take a month, possibly two. Sounds worse than drowning.
If I get bored I'll just sit in a river and die of hypothermia.
> That could take a month, possibly two. Sounds worse than drowning.
If I get bored I'll just sit in a river and die of hypothermia.
Anonymous Z-359 replied with this 3.2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,158,905
@previous (Z-360)
If you do, have a drink (or thirty) for me. I'm still constantly amazed at how much alcohol numbs the sensation of cold. No surprise Russians love vodka.
If you do, have a drink (or thirty) for me. I'm still constantly amazed at how much alcohol numbs the sensation of cold. No surprise Russians love vodka.
Anonymous Z-360 replied with this 3.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,158,907
@previous (Z-359)
> If you do, have a drink (or thirty) for me. I'm still constantly amazed at how much alcohol numbs the sensation of cold. No surprise Russians love vodka.
Thanks, I considered drinking a bottle of vodka but risk puking up everything and ruining the effect.
> If you do, have a drink (or thirty) for me. I'm still constantly amazed at how much alcohol numbs the sensation of cold. No surprise Russians love vodka.
Thanks, I considered drinking a bottle of vodka but risk puking up everything and ruining the effect.
Anonymous Z-359 replied with this 3.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,158,909
@previous (Z-360)
Yeah, best to combine methods like hypothermia, I think, if you aren't using something fool-proof.
But yeah, obviously, don't kill yourself, unless you have a very good reason. Like a crippling pain or a terminal illness or something. But who am I to say what a good reason is. Your life and one of the few things you (or anyone) can decide completely on your own terms.
Yeah, best to combine methods like hypothermia, I think, if you aren't using something fool-proof.
But yeah, obviously, don't kill yourself, unless you have a very good reason. Like a crippling pain or a terminal illness or something. But who am I to say what a good reason is. Your life and one of the few things you (or anyone) can decide completely on your own terms.
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Anonymous Z-360 replied with this 3.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,158,912
@previous (Z-359)
I've had enough of life. I'm ready to check out early. My relationship is the only thing keeping me alive. I haven't told her that, and I don't plan on.
I've had enough of life. I'm ready to check out early. My relationship is the only thing keeping me alive. I haven't told her that, and I don't plan on.
Anonymous Z-359 replied with this 3.2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 11.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,158,917
@previous (Z-360)
Well, I hope things turn around for you or rather I hope your life throws something unexpected at you that you find interesting or rewarding enough to see through.
But anyway if you do decide to check out early, why not use a better method than starvation or hypothermia? You sound like you're in no particular rush. Why not make it at least a relaxing experience with barbiturates?
Well, I hope things turn around for you or rather I hope your life throws something unexpected at you that you find interesting or rewarding enough to see through.
But anyway if you do decide to check out early, why not use a better method than starvation or hypothermia? You sound like you're in no particular rush. Why not make it at least a relaxing experience with barbiturates?
Anonymous Z-360 replied with this 3.2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,158,921
@previous (Z-359)
That's a good question. I just don't think that I can suicide by drug overdose because it's too difficult, too big a step. So the plan is to break it into a number of small steps. I can turn back at any stage.
So I plan on walking into a large forest for about 4 days and sitting down and waiting. I'll run out of food. Eventually I won't be able to go home because I won't have the energy.
That's a good question. I just don't think that I can suicide by drug overdose because it's too difficult, too big a step. So the plan is to break it into a number of small steps. I can turn back at any stage.
So I plan on walking into a large forest for about 4 days and sitting down and waiting. I'll run out of food. Eventually I won't be able to go home because I won't have the energy.
Anonymous Z-359 replied with this 3.2 years ago, 16 minutes later, 11.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,158,926
@previous (Z-360)
I see. Sounds like a perfectly reasonable plan to make sure you don't go down a path you decide you aren't ready or willing to go down.
I'd just think the plan could be enhanced if you took drugs with you or at least a gun or a knife. Once you've already committed yourself irreversible to the decision, that is, at the point where you no longer have the energy to leave the forest, then what value is there for suffering possibly for weeks or a month as you slowly starve?
I see. Sounds like a perfectly reasonable plan to make sure you don't go down a path you decide you aren't ready or willing to go down.
I'd just think the plan could be enhanced if you took drugs with you or at least a gun or a knife. Once you've already committed yourself irreversible to the decision, that is, at the point where you no longer have the energy to leave the forest, then what value is there for suffering possibly for weeks or a month as you slowly starve?
Anonymous Z-360 replied with this 3.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,158,930
@previous (Z-359)
I've suffered mentally for a lot of my life. Physical suffering doesn't bother me.
I've suffered mentally for a lot of my life. Physical suffering doesn't bother me.
Anonymous Z-359 replied with this 3.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11.3 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,158,931
@previous (Z-360)
I don't see the harm in keeping your options open. But you're the director of your own life, so you do you.
I don't see the harm in keeping your options open. But you're the director of your own life, so you do you.
Anonymous Z-361 joined in and replied with this 2.3 years ago, 10 months later, 12.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,215,487
Anonymous Z-13 replied with this 1.1 year ago, 1.3 year later, 13.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,187
Bump
dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 1.1 year ago, 2 hours later, 13.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,202
Anonymous Z-13 replied with this 1.1 year ago, 2 hours later, 13.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,211
@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
It's a comic I remember reading and enjoying when I was a teen, if I remember correctly it's called Sexy Losers. Later that jumping girl kills herself by accident by mixing a gun with a hairdryer and the guy stuffs her body so he can fuck it.
It's a comic I remember reading and enjoying when I was a teen, if I remember correctly it's called Sexy Losers. Later that jumping girl kills herself by accident by mixing a gun with a hairdryer and the guy stuffs her body so he can fuck it.
the spirit of bert.. replied with this 8 months ago, 4 months later, 13.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,496
kook..
Anonymous Z-362 joined in and replied with this 8 months ago, 6 hours later, 13.8 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,559
Get a sandwich from Avec Panache! Food Truck. Definitely cheap way to go.
Anonymous Z-13 replied with this 6 months ago, 2 months later, 13.9 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,746
Which faglord changed the ad for this topic to link to puppy GIFs?