Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#282,926
> Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 double-posted this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#282,927
> A fanatic is someone who won't change his mind, and won't change the subject.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#282,929
These aren't fortunes at all, they're just dumb little quips.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#282,930
> Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 double-posted this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#282,931
> What happens to old mufflers? > They get exhausted!
OK, I'm done.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 triple-posted this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#282,932
@282,929 (C)
That's all fortune cookies are these days.
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#282,940
@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Not really, no.
I've never once found a fortune cookie that told shitty jokes like these.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#282,943
@previous (C)
Stop being mad and quit shitting up my quality topic.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#283,020
@282,940 (C)
Well I guess it really just depends on which restaurant you go to. I agree that a fortune cookie with advice r a funny quip inside of it is a cop-out, but a lot of the cookies I've opened in the past few years have been doing just that. Sounds like you've been lucky.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#283,045
"Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat."
Well it's going to be much harder to get my 5 a day now. :/
The Editor !FuckWtfW8M joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 20 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#283,050
> The problem with reality is the lack of background music
Ain't it the truth~
green !6PPj7P5Iag joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 20 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#283,056