Topic: You have to go through the post-apocalyptic wasteland starting with only one item...
Rainbow !DASHqGnDdc started this discussion 15 years ago #16,468
And that item is what you are given by this website.
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi
> It's a pudding that detects explosives and pushes things down staircases.
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi
> It's a pudding that detects explosives and pushes things down staircases.
dw !AIy/L67q.s joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later[^] [v] #282,859
> It's a lightbulb that hangs upside-down from the ceiling, plugs into your jetpack and picks up Radio Four.
i'm assuming this means i have a jetpack too
i'm assuming this means i have a jetpack too
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #282,862
> It's a cardboard box that has a retro 70s design! It encrypts all of its data and can light cigarettes.
So basically something I can shrivel up and die in. Oh and lung cancer.
So basically something I can shrivel up and die in. Oh and lung cancer.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 33 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #282,882
> It's like a normal towel, but it hold up to 20 cigarettesBroseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 double-posted this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #282,887
> It's a remote that bleeps when you whistle for it
Holy shit that's a good idea!
Holy shit that's a good idea!
vocalon !RigbykHwQE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #282,892
> A normal pair of roller-skates, but it may have harmful side effects.
FUCK
FUCK
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #282,893
Fox !FXYGNx1XR. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #282,897
> It's a vacuum cleaner that changes colour to reflect your mood! It induces lucid dreaming and is made of solid gold.
Yeah that solid gold will probably do good for bartering.
Yeah that solid gold will probably do good for bartering.
Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #282,901
> Design #502126798
> It's a first-aid kit that follows you around!
I find that this could be incredibly useful.
> It's a first-aid kit that follows you around!
I find that this could be incredibly useful.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #282,903
@282,897 (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)
Except gold is pretty much worthless in a post-apocalyptic world, but then again, so is pretty much all currency.
Except gold is pretty much worthless in a post-apocalyptic world, but then again, so is pretty much all currency.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #282,906
Design #2904361381
It's a shower head that connects to the Internet, is designed by Terence Conran and removes stubborn stains.
It's a shower head that connects to the Internet, is designed by Terence Conran and removes stubborn stains.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #282,910
> Design #1065921178
> It's a handgun that purifies water and is used by the US military.
Fuck yeah! :D
> It's a handgun that purifies water and is used by the US military.
Fuck yeah! :D
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #282,915
@previous (I)
Nice. You get a weapon to defend yourself post-apocalypse and you found a clean water supply.
Nice. You get a weapon to defend yourself post-apocalypse and you found a clean water supply.
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #282,916
> it's a fork with no slits in it to be used on soups and liquids.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #282,917
> It's like a normal marker pen, but it gets +2 to kill undead.
That'll come in handy against zombies.
That'll come in handy against zombies.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 double-posted this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #282,918
Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #282,920
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #282,921
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #282,935
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #282,945
> It's an alcoholic drink that plays the theme from Steptoe and Son and freezes anything it touches.
Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #282,946
> It's a blow-up doll! It disables itself if it's taken more than 100 feet away from its base!
So nobody can steal your waifu
So nobody can steal your waifu
Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 13 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #282,947
spoonAnonymous K double-posted this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #282,948
forkAnonymous K triple-posted this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #282,949
A fork without slits would not be a spoon. It would be a shovel.
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #282,951
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #282,952
Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #282,954
Anonymous K double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #282,955
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #282,963
@previous (K)
What crazy world do you live in when a spade has a blade while I have to wade with the maid in the shade?
What crazy world do you live in when a spade has a blade while I have to wade with the maid in the shade?
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #282,964
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #282,965
> It's a letterbox that records memos! It is twenty feet tall.
I don't know how useful a twenty foot tall letterbox would be in a post-apocalyptic world. Maybe I could open up a post office?
I don't know how useful a twenty foot tall letterbox would be in a post-apocalyptic world. Maybe I could open up a post office?
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Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #282,973
Anonymous K double-posted this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #282,974
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #282,975
Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 57 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #283,002
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 27 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #283,009
> Design #3878926721
> It's an aquarium that shoots laser beams, fetches help in the event of an emergency and defies gravity.
YES.
> It's an aquarium that shoots laser beams, fetches help in the event of an emergency and defies gravity.
YES.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #283,024
> It's a headband that has an on-board dictionary, is made of solid gold and vibrates.
Well fuck. I guess it'd be helpful for educational purposes, but it will not help at all in a giant ant attack.
Well fuck. I guess it'd be helpful for educational purposes, but it will not help at all in a giant ant attack.
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Rainbow !DASHqGnDdc (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #283,048
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #283,065
> It's a toothbrush that sticks to the skin! It connects to the Internet.
Fuck yeah I can post on MC.
Fuck yeah I can post on MC.
Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 58 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #283,074
@previous (O)
> Hello Minichan! I'm standing in the middle of this burnt-out landscape posting from my toothbrush. Anyone else survive the apocalypse?
LOL
> Hello Minichan! I'm standing in the middle of this burnt-out landscape posting from my toothbrush. Anyone else survive the apocalypse?
LOL
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 9 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #283,162
It's a cufflink that produces pure oxygen and automatically avoids obstacles.
hmmm
hmmm