Topic: Latvian jokes
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU started this discussion 15 years ago #16,466
Questioning: Why did chicken cross road?
Answering: I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers rape her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.
Latvian walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, “Why so long face?†Latvian say, “I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby. “
Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,†say first Latvian. “Zo?†second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!†Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.†“Wow! You are win us,†say others. But all are feel sad.
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