Topic: FML
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih started this discussion 15 years ago #163
Sorry to rant, but shit I have to. All those fucking years of "higher education" and teaching experience, and I am going to have to fucking clean toilets at KFC. FUCK LIFE. FUCK IT. I am going to have to fucking work 100 hours per week cleaning up shit and STILL will not make enough fucking money to fucking survive. SHIT.
Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #2,850
So, you wanna rob a bank with me. Is that what you're getting at? I'm listening...
Falco !MzQCNUfXbc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #2,852
If you ever get a posh job with the help of your degrees, it probably won't be right away.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #2,856
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #2,857
@2,852 (Falco !MzQCNUfXbc)
I am not even asking for posh. I just do not want to clean shitty toilets 120 hours per week to still not survive.
I am not even asking for posh. I just do not want to clean shitty toilets 120 hours per week to still not survive.
Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #2,859
It is hard to believe that someone who has been in the navy, worked as a chef in a prestigious New York restaurant, and has a Master's degree can't find a job. Honestly I think you are doing it wrong, change your technique.
Falco !MzQCNUfXbc replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #2,861
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #2,862
jump !VIfloDyEYo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #2,863
How long have you been job hunting? Maybe you need to find a better job market.
Beg on the freeway and become an Internet sensation. Work for crack addicts.
Beg on the freeway and become an Internet sensation. Work for crack addicts.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #2,866
@2,859 (Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k)
I told you I was not in the Navy, but the rest is fucking true. You would think that a restaurant would want someone like me as a fucking manager, not some pimply kid off the street. FUCK. I FUCKING NEED MONEY AND I AM GETTING FUCKING DESPERATE.
I told you I was not in the Navy, but the rest is fucking true. You would think that a restaurant would want someone like me as a fucking manager, not some pimply kid off the street. FUCK. I FUCKING NEED MONEY AND I AM GETTING FUCKING DESPERATE.
Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #2,873
@previous (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
I did not know that you had revealed that about your Navy days, I appologize. I only check the site a few days a week so i miss a lot. I agree though man, the fact that you can not get a job is rediculous.
I did not know that you had revealed that about your Navy days, I appologize. I only check the site a few days a week so i miss a lot. I agree though man, the fact that you can not get a job is rediculous.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #2,875
@previous (Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k)
I love youâ„¢ Yeah I was joking about the Navy and revealed that months ago, but rhe rest really is true. I have years of trained experience in restaurants.
I love youâ„¢ Yeah I was joking about the Navy and revealed that months ago, but rhe rest really is true. I have years of trained experience in restaurants.
Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #2,876
@2,856 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
Ok, heres the plan: There will be four of you. One to block the emergenvy signal. Once he is done, robber 2 will shoot him. Robber two will Proceed to open the vault, after which robber 3 will shoot him. Finally, once robber three realises he is next, you drive through the wall in a school bus, killing him. We split the money, Sound good?
Ok, heres the plan: There will be four of you. One to block the emergenvy signal. Once he is done, robber 2 will shoot him. Robber two will Proceed to open the vault, after which robber 3 will shoot him. Finally, once robber three realises he is next, you drive through the wall in a school bus, killing him. We split the money, Sound good?
Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #2,883
The Daily Whiningâ„¢ has arrived.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #2,886
Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #2,887
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 9 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #2,888
@2,883 (Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ)
It is not whining. It is deep resentment and frustration about a system that has failed its promises, that has screwed me over and tricked me. I am getting fucking desperate, and I fear I might do something desperate for money.
It is not whining. It is deep resentment and frustration about a system that has failed its promises, that has screwed me over and tricked me. I am getting fucking desperate, and I fear I might do something desperate for money.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #2,889
Whining about it on the internet won't change anything.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #2,890
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #2,894
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
It is not a community college, and several departments are recognized worldwide for being very good.
It is not a community college, and several departments are recognized worldwide for being very good.
Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #2,906
@2,888 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
> I am getting fucking desperate, and I fear I might do something desperate for money.
Offer your MAfia friends $5 hand jobs with syrup and pancakes as lube, and the option for them to put several paper bags over your face.
> I am getting fucking desperate, and I fear I might do something desperate for money.
Offer your MAfia friends $5 hand jobs with syrup and pancakes as lube, and the option for them to put several paper bags over your face.
henn !NePD4JH0HI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #2,920
@OP I'm going to need free KFC coupons.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #2,921
@previous (henn !NePD4JH0HI)
lol if I get a job there, ok, but I am "over-qualified" to clean up human feces.
lol if I get a job there, ok, but I am "over-qualified" to clean up human feces.
henn !NePD4JH0HI replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #2,924
@previous (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
I'm going to need free KFC coupons regardless of where you work.
I'm going to need free KFC coupons regardless of where you work.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #2,925
henn !NePD4JH0HI replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #2,927
@previous (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
Also, I might need you to use your employee discount on occasion.
Also, I might need you to use your employee discount on occasion.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #2,930
@previous (henn !NePD4JH0HI)
I am only authorized to offer discounts on the human feces that I clean up.
I am only authorized to offer discounts on the human feces that I clean up.
henn !NePD4JH0HI replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #2,931
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #2,932
henn !NePD4JH0HI replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #2,934
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #2,935
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,967
Eat the girlturds. Save money on food. It's a win-win situation.