Topic: I have applied as management to almost 10 restaurants now
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih started this discussion 15 years ago #162
Guess which ones are going to hire me? That's right, none! I love life!
jump !VIfloDyEYo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later[^] [v] #2,814
Only 10? There is bound to be many more than that. Try showing a little more sack. Might as well be working while you look for a better job. If you get turned down, take a chance and ask if they are hiring anything. You couldn't be a cook since you have another job (I understand cooks work crazy hours), but you could be a host or wait tables. You have restaurant experience, no? No one will think of it if you are willing to take any position in this economic climate.
Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #2,816
You're doing it wrong, lol.The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #2,818
@previous (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
Nah..I am very experienced in the restaurant business. I know how to do it, but most of them make you apply online, where you have no personal interaction.
Nah..I am very experienced in the restaurant business. I know how to do it, but most of them make you apply online, where you have no personal interaction.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,901
Well, Taco Belll, KFC, McDonald's., and Burger King rejected me. Apparently being competent, experienced, and capable, mean you are "over-qualified" whatever the hell that means. Why would a business NOT want very qualified people??
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,905
Try applying as clearer and work your way up.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,907
@previous (E)
I have done that. Fuck that. I have an MA, years of experience at all levels in some of the country's finest restaurants. I have graduated from a prestigious culinary school, pastry school, and bartending school. I know more about gastronomy than anyone does. I refuse to work 100 hours per week cleaning feces off of walls, and still not making enough to survive. If I am going to be poor, I do not want to be poor AND a shit cleaner.
I have done that. Fuck that. I have an MA, years of experience at all levels in some of the country's finest restaurants. I have graduated from a prestigious culinary school, pastry school, and bartending school. I know more about gastronomy than anyone does. I refuse to work 100 hours per week cleaning feces off of walls, and still not making enough to survive. If I am going to be poor, I do not want to be poor AND a shit cleaner.
Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,908
Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,909
@2,901 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
1. You have to pay them more
2. They are often at odds with corporate management because they know they are overqualified and think they can do things their own way
3. Longevity issues, they will leave as soon as they get a proper job.
1. You have to pay them more
2. They are often at odds with corporate management because they know they are overqualified and think they can do things their own way
3. Longevity issues, they will leave as soon as they get a proper job.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,910
You are grossly incompetent and can't even manage a tiny Internet forum let alone a restaurant.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,911
@2,908 (E)
PhD required. No federal loan money. Thus, I cannot get a PhD until I save up tens of thousands of dollars.
PhD required. No federal loan money. Thus, I cannot get a PhD until I save up tens of thousands of dollars.
RF !rFox/iQSaQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,914
@2,907 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
> in some of the country's finest restaurants
Go back to those restaurants.
> in some of the country's finest restaurants
Go back to those restaurants.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,916
Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 9 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,917
@2,911 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
So your family is so harsh they wont help you when they're obviously loaded.
So your family is so harsh they wont help you when they're obviously loaded.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,919
@previous (E)
Correct. One side of my family is loaded, and refuses to help me. They repeat that Sean Hannity line "hurrr durrr just get a job you lazy bum!" when they inherited all their money and have never worked a day in heir lives, much less cleaning negroidal feces off of toilet walls.
Correct. One side of my family is loaded, and refuses to help me. They repeat that Sean Hannity line "hurrr durrr just get a job you lazy bum!" when they inherited all their money and have never worked a day in heir lives, much less cleaning negroidal feces off of toilet walls.
henn !NePD4JH0HI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,922
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,923
henn !NePD4JH0HI replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,926
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,928
@previous (henn !NePD4JH0HI)
lol like Costanza on Seinfeld...I will just do the opposite of everything I have been doing.
lol like Costanza on Seinfeld...I will just do the opposite of everything I have been doing.
Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,933
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,936
Clyde Cash !!UP4vRKCUX joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,937
@2,907 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
> I have an MA, years of experience at all levels in some of the country's finest restaurants. I have graduated from a prestigious culinary school, pastry school, and bartending school.
> Can't get a job anywhere
This sounds unbelievably shady and questionable. It doesn't add up.
> I have an MA, years of experience at all levels in some of the country's finest restaurants. I have graduated from a prestigious culinary school, pastry school, and bartending school.
> Can't get a job anywhere
This sounds unbelievably shady and questionable. It doesn't add up.
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The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,938
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,942
Work is for jerks, dudebro. Don't work. Collect welfare.
Clyde Cash !!UP4vRKCUX replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #2,946
@2,938 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
Of course you would say that. But we as the observers can tell that something isn't right here.
Of course you would say that. But we as the observers can tell that something isn't right here.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 29 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #2,952
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #2,961
Try getting a job at the nicest steakhouse in town.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 25 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #2,979
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #4,277
You've only submitted 10 job applications in one week? Even if you were submitting ten times that amount, you’ll still be a middle-aged man living with his mother for a long time.
You should spend every waking moment submitting job applications. Go to a library and look up how to write a résumé and cover letter. Stop thinking that having a Master’s Degree in languages from a state university makes you better than anybody. Right now, consider yourself the scum of the earth. No place of employment should be “under†you.
You should spend every waking moment submitting job applications. Go to a library and look up how to write a résumé and cover letter. Stop thinking that having a Master’s Degree in languages from a state university makes you better than anybody. Right now, consider yourself the scum of the earth. No place of employment should be “under†you.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #4,279
@OP
Maybe tone it down a bit? Say you were a manager at (for example) Applebees instead of the five star La grande maison de repas hors de prix in New York City.
Maybe tone it down a bit? Say you were a manager at (for example) Applebees instead of the five star La grande maison de repas hors de prix in New York City.
jump !VIfloDyEYo replied with this 15 years ago, 29 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #4,285
@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Yea, but he should keep his criminal record on there. KFC is probably used to it.
Yea, but he should keep his criminal record on there. KFC is probably used to it.
Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k replied with this 15 years ago, 57 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #4,319
Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #4,346
@4,277 (O)
> You've only submitted 10 job applications in one week? Even if you were submitting ten times that amount, you’ll still be a middle-aged man living with his mother for a long time.
>
Thank you child; this was needed.
@4,285 (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
Your sense of humour is so dry I could double the size of Europe with just a gram.
> You've only submitted 10 job applications in one week? Even if you were submitting ten times that amount, you’ll still be a middle-aged man living with his mother for a long time.
>
Thank you child; this was needed.
@4,285 (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
Your sense of humour is so dry I could double the size of Europe with just a gram.
residentFUZZ replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,472
i hear you bro. if i didnt have my side business, i dunno what i do.
well, my girl actually makes bank, she does some shit with tranlsating arabic, so she'd cover the rent. if i didnt have her though, then id have to move back in with my rents. well, nah, id probably move in wth my boy derrick. or maybe Ari, fucker just got himself a fucking sweet condo. he has this insane trust, but he just broke seven figures last year, legit. he'd let me use his old place. i guess im just fortunate, cause i got my girl and my friends.
still, i havent been able to find work since i lost my job at the shoneys. its beat cause i liek the food there,
well, my girl actually makes bank, she does some shit with tranlsating arabic, so she'd cover the rent. if i didnt have her though, then id have to move back in with my rents. well, nah, id probably move in wth my boy derrick. or maybe Ari, fucker just got himself a fucking sweet condo. he has this insane trust, but he just broke seven figures last year, legit. he'd let me use his old place. i guess im just fortunate, cause i got my girl and my friends.
still, i havent been able to find work since i lost my job at the shoneys. its beat cause i liek the food there,
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,486
AC !tyLmN8C16E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,490
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,497
I just finished applying to my 20th business. So far, fucking nothing. Hope and Changeâ„¢
residentFUZZ replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,500
@previous (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
have you been doing all your applying online? maybe you need to just go in and drop a resume off in person. shit wasn't on the Internet 7 years ago when I was working at the a&w
have you been doing all your applying online? maybe you need to just go in and drop a resume off in person. shit wasn't on the Internet 7 years ago when I was working at the a&w
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,504
@previous (residentFUZZ)
I have done both. When they force you to do it online, I have to. Otherwise, I go in person. I am going to apply to a sushi place in a bit in person.
I have done both. When they force you to do it online, I have to. Otherwise, I go in person. I am going to apply to a sushi place in a bit in person.
The Truth joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,550
Why don't you start as a waiter or a cook assistant first, you fucking egocentric imbecile failure?
You have no real work experience.
You have no real work experience.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,552
@previous (The Truth)
As I have said, I am "over-qualified" and I am trying for those jobs too, you fucking assumptive cocksucker.
As I have said, I am "over-qualified" and I am trying for those jobs too, you fucking assumptive cocksucker.
Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,557
Are you getting interviews? I thought you had a job, what happened to that?
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Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,558
@4,552 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
Seriously dude, start selling drugs. It can be a great business. Start with weed or whatever, then once you have enough money saved up, you can move on to bigger and better drugs. If you have the knowledge and the investment money to make LSD, you could make a huge profit.
Seriously dude, start selling drugs. It can be a great business. Start with weed or whatever, then once you have enough money saved up, you can move on to bigger and better drugs. If you have the knowledge and the investment money to make LSD, you could make a huge profit.
Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,559
Anonymous Q double-posted this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,560
@4,558 (Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc)
Gentlemen-bachelor-about-town-mom-basement-dweller-sells-drugs-at-school
Gentlemen-bachelor-about-town-mom-basement-dweller-sells-drugs-at-school
Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,561
@previous (Q)
Everybody likes drugs. There is no shame is being a businessman and selling the people what they want.
Everybody likes drugs. There is no shame is being a businessman and selling the people what they want.
Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,562
@previous (Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc)
It requires social connections first and foremost, even more so than normal jobs.
It requires social connections first and foremost, even more so than normal jobs.
Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,564
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,566
@4,552 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
> over-qualified
There's no such thing, in my opinion. Qualification are good things.
> over-qualified
There's no such thing, in my opinion. Qualification are good things.
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The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,584
@4,561 (Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc)
How do I start? I do not want to hang out in bad neighborhoods on the corner, or go around saying, "Hey, do you do drugs?"
How do I start? I do not want to hang out in bad neighborhoods on the corner, or go around saying, "Hey, do you do drugs?"
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,585
Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,587
@4,584 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
Just get some seeds and grow the plants yourself. Cannabis seeds are legal, since they contain no THC- therefore you can buy them off the internet. Hell, I have a goddamn drawer full myself. Get some books on growing. If you grow your own plants, you could make a nice profit.
Just get some seeds and grow the plants yourself. Cannabis seeds are legal, since they contain no THC- therefore you can buy them off the internet. Hell, I have a goddamn drawer full myself. Get some books on growing. If you grow your own plants, you could make a nice profit.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,588
@previous (Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc)
How would I find customers? What about avoiding federal prison?
How would I find customers? What about avoiding federal prison?
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,589
I am also thinking of doing POV porn. I have a video camera. I could pay everyday girls a couple hundred to let me screw them and film it, and make a website. What do you think?
Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,590
@4,588 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
Customers are easy. People from all walks of life enjoy weed. Just start talking to people. All you have to do to avoid federal prison is be careful and coy.
Customers are easy. People from all walks of life enjoy weed. Just start talking to people. All you have to do to avoid federal prison is be careful and coy.
Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc double-posted this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,591
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,593
@4,590 (Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc)
So, how much could I sell weed for if I grew it in a secret lot that is nowhere near where I live?
So, how much could I sell weed for if I grew it in a secret lot that is nowhere near where I live?
Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,594
@previous (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
40 dollars per quarter oz. If you want to cheat a customer, you can take an orange peel, put it in a bag of weed for a few days, and then the weed will be stickier and will have a different aroma- you can then sell it as high quality "hydro"- but be warned, this only works on dumb middle school kids or REALLY dumb high school kids (also, only do this if you think a customer has 0 chance of being a repeat customer).
40 dollars per quarter oz. If you want to cheat a customer, you can take an orange peel, put it in a bag of weed for a few days, and then the weed will be stickier and will have a different aroma- you can then sell it as high quality "hydro"- but be warned, this only works on dumb middle school kids or REALLY dumb high school kids (also, only do this if you think a customer has 0 chance of being a repeat customer).
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,595
Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,596
@previous (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
a small plant can yield about 3 ounces or so. A larger plant can yield up to a few pounds.
a small plant can yield about 3 ounces or so. A larger plant can yield up to a few pounds.
Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,597
@4,593 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
If you grow it outside there's no way to prevent males, which means your product will have seeds and be of low quality. So you wouldn't make shit. This isn't even the right time of year to be growing outdoors. Stop listening to jack the viking, he clearly doesn't have experience doing this
If you grow it outside there's no way to prevent males, which means your product will have seeds and be of low quality. So you wouldn't make shit. This isn't even the right time of year to be growing outdoors. Stop listening to jack the viking, he clearly doesn't have experience doing this
Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,599
@previous (Q)
No, I don't have experience doing this, that's why I recommend reading literature on the subject.
No, I don't have experience doing this, that's why I recommend reading literature on the subject.
Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc double-posted this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,601
Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,606
@4,599 (Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc)
It's not a bad source of extra income, but there's no way he can make this his primary source of income.
Now if he had enough money to rent a house and run a full-scale grow op, or if he knew someone who imports or owns a grow op themselves, then yes this would be a great source of revenue.
But 1 or two plants or knowing a dealer who's already far down the food chain isn't going to cut it.
It's not a bad source of extra income, but there's no way he can make this his primary source of income.
Now if he had enough money to rent a house and run a full-scale grow op, or if he knew someone who imports or owns a grow op themselves, then yes this would be a great source of revenue.
But 1 or two plants or knowing a dealer who's already far down the food chain isn't going to cut it.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,608
@4,596 (Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc)
So say I had a plant with a pound of weed...16 ounces to a pound, $40 per 4 ounces, so about $150 a plant?
So say I had a plant with a pound of weed...16 ounces to a pound, $40 per 4 ounces, so about $150 a plant?
Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,609
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,610
I think I am probably too scared of prison to try this lol.
Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,613
@4,608 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
It's really not common for a weed plant to yield that much, thats a best case scenario.
It's really not common for a weed plant to yield that much, thats a best case scenario.
Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc double-posted this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,614
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 9 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,616
@4,613 (Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc)
Ah well, I am too scared to make money that way. I just need a fucking job, or an eccentric and generous rich person to give me some cash temporarily.
Ah well, I am too scared to make money that way. I just need a fucking job, or an eccentric and generous rich person to give me some cash temporarily.
Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,617
@previous (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
If you moved to florida, I know a guy with a coke operation that could probably use a bit of extra help.
If you moved to florida, I know a guy with a coke operation that could probably use a bit of extra help.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,618
Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,619
@previous (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
Unless you are transporting drugs across state lines, you won't go to federal prison.
Unless you are transporting drugs across state lines, you won't go to federal prison.
Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,620
Ash Ketchup !bbKEtchUp. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,630
DM should read the Taimapedia.
Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,655
@4,619 (Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc)
> Unless you are transporting drugs across state lines, you won't go to federal prison.
Jan. 28, 2011 -- Colorado pot grower gets 5 years in federal prison
> Unless you are transporting drugs across state lines, you won't go to federal prison.
Jan. 28, 2011 -- Colorado pot grower gets 5 years in federal prison
Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,658
Anonymous W replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,661
@previous (Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc)
LOL I think DM would be good at keeping it quiet. Any time anyone asked where he got it, he could invent some crazy story about a dealer he has in New Orleans or a mafia connection he has. Growing could be his secret double life.
LOL I think DM would be good at keeping it quiet. Any time anyone asked where he got it, he could invent some crazy story about a dealer he has in New Orleans or a mafia connection he has. Growing could be his secret double life.
Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,663
@4,658 (Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc)
You are suggesting that a middle aged man who lives with mom and took over nineteen years to get a bachelors and masters degree to start selling drugs.
You are suggesting that a middle aged man who lives with mom and took over nineteen years to get a bachelors and masters degree to start selling drugs.
Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,665
Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,674
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
He's been "29" for at least three years now. Public records suggest otherwise.
He's been "29" for at least three years now. Public records suggest otherwise.
AC !tyLmN8C16E replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,681
Anonymous W replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,693
@previous (AC !tyLmN8C16E)
WTF happened to him anyway? I assumed he just went anon or quit, but I never heard the details. Was he trading secret Windows XP tuneup tips to the Chinese or something?
WTF happened to him anyway? I assumed he just went anon or quit, but I never heard the details. Was he trading secret Windows XP tuneup tips to the Chinese or something?
Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,699
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
How much is he paying you to constantly suck his dick?
How much is he paying you to constantly suck his dick?
AC !tyLmN8C16E replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,704
@4,693 (W)
He does seem to grow, manufacture, and/or deliver illegal substances. Nobody has heard from him, and the mods say he’s not anon.
O_O
He does seem to grow, manufacture, and/or deliver illegal substances. Nobody has heard from him, and the mods say he’s not anon.
O_O
Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,748
Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,750
Anonymous X joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,754
Do you even have a business degree?
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,761
@previous (X)
No. But I have two culinary degrees, a bartending degree, and years of experience in restaurant management.
No. But I have two culinary degrees, a bartending degree, and years of experience in restaurant management.
Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,767
Anonymous Q double-posted this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,769
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,773
@previous (Q)
No, I have DEGREES, not certifications. I have two culinary DEGREES and a bartending DEGREE.
No, I have DEGREES, not certifications. I have two culinary DEGREES and a bartending DEGREE.
Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,778
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,780
Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,783
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,784
@previous (Q)
No, sorry. You are wrong. I have real culinary degrees. Those are fake and worthless. Mine are genuine.
No, sorry. You are wrong. I have real culinary degrees. Those are fake and worthless. Mine are genuine.
Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,787
@previous (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
A two week program isn't a degree. Stop abusing the English language immediately.
A two week program isn't a degree. Stop abusing the English language immediately.
AC !tyLmN8C16E replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,805
Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,814
@previous (AC !tyLmN8C16E)
It's still not a "bartending degree", bud. It's called a certification. Grow up and leave.
It's still not a "bartending degree", bud. It's called a certification. Grow up and leave.
Anonymous Q double-posted this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,824
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,836
There is no official government "certification" for bartenders. Anyone can be a bartender, with or without training. That is the law. Period. You are wrong.
Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,851
@previous (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
> Louisiana requires that all alcohol sellers/servers and bartenders become certified. Louisiana requires that you take state certification under the supervision of a live instructor and unfortunately, cannot be obtained online from PSCC. http://www.servercertificationcorp.com/state.php?statecode=%27LA%27
Get fucked.
> Louisiana requires that all alcohol sellers/servers and bartenders become certified. Louisiana requires that you take state certification under the supervision of a live instructor and unfortunately, cannot be obtained online from PSCC. http://www.servercertificationcorp.com/state.php?statecode=%27LA%27
Get fucked.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,854
@previous (Q)
BULLSHIT. You have to take a course by the GOVERNMENT about not serving to minors, etc. You do NOT have to go to a bartending school, which I DID.
BULLSHIT. You have to take a course by the GOVERNMENT about not serving to minors, etc. You do NOT have to go to a bartending school, which I DID.
Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,866
@previous (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
A 2 week program is more similar to: http://instantdegrees.com than it is to even an associates degree.
A 2 week program is more similar to: http://instantdegrees.com than it is to even an associates degree.
Anonymous Q double-posted this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,869
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
YOu still go to school to get certified...it doesn't change the facts.
YOu still go to school to get certified...it doesn't change the facts.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,871
@4,866 (Q)
It is not an academic degree, Einstein. It is a training course, but it is a degree, not a "certification." The only "certification" that the state requires is a course on minors and drunk driving. You watch a film of people dying. It lasts a day or something. What I have is TRAINING.
It is not an academic degree, Einstein. It is a training course, but it is a degree, not a "certification." The only "certification" that the state requires is a course on minors and drunk driving. You watch a film of people dying. It lasts a day or something. What I have is TRAINING.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,874
LOL it is not a "school." It is a little room in a white old house where they make you watch videos of drunk drivers burnt corpses.
@4,869 (Q)
@4,869 (Q)
Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,876
@4,871 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
> What I have is TRAINING.
So stop calling it a degree. The common usage of a degree is at least a 2 year program, not 2 week
> What I have is TRAINING.
So stop calling it a degree. The common usage of a degree is at least a 2 year program, not 2 week
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,877
Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,879
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,880
Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,884
Anonymous Z-1 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,887
I applied every day for two months before I got a single call back.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,901
@4,884 (Q)
Ok, high school guy. You know much more about life, and the restaurant business, than I do. You win. Congrats. You are now an expert.
Ok, high school guy. You know much more about life, and the restaurant business, than I do. You win. Congrats. You are now an expert.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,910
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) triple-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,912
Today, I applied to 5 restaurants, and 10 translation jobs online. FML
Anonymous Z-1 replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,913
@4,910 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
I have since had six job interviews without a single call back, lol. Persistence will pay off, sir.
I have since had six job interviews without a single call back, lol. Persistence will pay off, sir.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,915
Anonymous Z-1 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,923
Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,927
@4,901 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
I'm actually finishing up my PhD and already have a job lined up in upper-level restaurant mangement, but whatever, think what you want if that makes you feel comfortable.
I'm actually finishing up my PhD and already have a job lined up in upper-level restaurant mangement, but whatever, think what you want if that makes you feel comfortable.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,930
Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,937
@previous (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
I was going to try and set you up with a position from my professional network, but since you keep acting like an arrogant asshole a masters degree isn't that big of a deal I've decided otherwise.
I was going to try and set you up with a position from my professional network, but since you keep acting like an arrogant asshole a masters degree isn't that big of a deal I've decided otherwise.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,941
Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,984
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
Huh?
Huh?
Anonymous Q double-posted this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,992
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
18th century architecture applied to culinary experiences and perception.
18th century architecture applied to culinary experiences and perception.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #4,995
Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,194
@4,767 (Q)
> Uhm, the Ks who was teetotaler...
Right, got it. I fell through a wormhole into some sort of mirror universe.
> Uhm, the Ks who was teetotaler...
Right, got it. I fell through a wormhole into some sort of mirror universe.
Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 47 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,296
Consider being a day laborer, OP.
The Truth replied with this 15 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,345
@4,552 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
> I am over qualified
You are not, you are just lazy, self centered and fucking stupid.
> I am over qualified
You are not, you are just lazy, self centered and fucking stupid.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,365
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,366
@5,296 (O)
No. I did not spend years, money, and time on an MA, to dig ditches. I absolutely refuse.
No. I did not spend years, money, and time on an MA, to dig ditches. I absolutely refuse.
Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,370
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,371
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
I have one manual labor. It sucks. I refuse to do that. I went to school. I will not ignore that and be miserable forever.
I have one manual labor. It sucks. I refuse to do that. I went to school. I will not ignore that and be miserable forever.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,372
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) triple-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,376
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
lol and there are at least 15 PhDs! Amazing! Also, everyone apparently has a great,high-paying job, and all of the wise answers to life's problems.
lol and there are at least 15 PhDs! Amazing! Also, everyone apparently has a great,high-paying job, and all of the wise answers to life's problems.
Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 0 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,377
@5,366 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
So you're refusing work? Come on. You can start at $400 per week, in cash and under the table, by being a day laborer.
So you're refusing work? Come on. You can start at $400 per week, in cash and under the table, by being a day laborer.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,379
@previous (O)
Yes, I am refusing work that I could have gotten at 15. I did not go to school to be a shit cleaner.
Yes, I am refusing work that I could have gotten at 15. I did not go to school to be a shit cleaner.
The Truth replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,381
@5,371 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
> forever
You just don't know how work experience works... I've seen people starting like janitors and end up as high school teachers and people starting as waiters and ending up as head chefs of nice restaurants. And it is nobody's fault that you spent years and years studying useless shit.
Stop over-valuating yourself because when it comes to work you currently ain't worth shit. Plus, you have a shitload of unnecessary loans you have to pay and jerking off at home and posting worthless shit in a crappy forum are not going to pay them, bitch.
> forever
You just don't know how work experience works... I've seen people starting like janitors and end up as high school teachers and people starting as waiters and ending up as head chefs of nice restaurants. And it is nobody's fault that you spent years and years studying useless shit.
Stop over-valuating yourself because when it comes to work you currently ain't worth shit. Plus, you have a shitload of unnecessary loans you have to pay and jerking off at home and posting worthless shit in a crappy forum are not going to pay them, bitch.
The Truth double-posted this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,382
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,383
@5,381 (The Truth)
I have worked many jobs in my life. Sure, I could work my way up, after years, to TACO BELL SHIFT MANAGER! WOW! Fuck that. I have worked too much at shit jobs to do that again. I refuse to clean up human feces with a fucking MA for minimum fucking wage.
I have worked many jobs in my life. Sure, I could work my way up, after years, to TACO BELL SHIFT MANAGER! WOW! Fuck that. I have worked too much at shit jobs to do that again. I refuse to clean up human feces with a fucking MA for minimum fucking wage.
The Truth replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,385
@previous (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
Waiters can make a shitload more money than their managers.
Anyway, you are just a stubborn big baby with no will to work... Fuck off and get out.
Plus, you have an MA that is not worth a fucking dime, it is not our fault that you studied worthless shit nobody gives a shit about.
Prove me wrong... Oh wait, you are an unemployed 39 year old, you can't.
Waiters can make a shitload more money than their managers.
Anyway, you are just a stubborn big baby with no will to work... Fuck off and get out.
Plus, you have an MA that is not worth a fucking dime, it is not our fault that you studied worthless shit nobody gives a shit about.
Prove me wrong... Oh wait, you are an unemployed 39 year old, you can't.
Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,391
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
I'm just stating the facts.
I'm just stating the facts.
Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,399
Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,401
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
You speak English. You won't have to do any of that kind of shit. They'll put you in a truck washing the street.
You speak English. You won't have to do any of that kind of shit. They'll put you in a truck washing the street.
Anonymous O double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,405
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
I'm talking about the trucks that blast the street with water, not the "Cool Hand Luke" kind of cleaning crew.
I'm talking about the trucks that blast the street with water, not the "Cool Hand Luke" kind of cleaning crew.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,415
It is different in French Louisiana. It really is. You just have to trust us on that. Also, I would like sincerely apologise for losing my temper tonight and saying mean things. I am just frustrated at life right now, and I took it out on my beloved love fora. I am sorry. Please forgive me.
Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,417
Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,418
@5,415 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
Why would, especially you, take anything on the internet seriously?
Why would, especially you, take anything on the internet seriously?
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 9 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,419
Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,421
Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,423
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,424
Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,426
Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,429
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,430
Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,431
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
The guy who got killed by a stingray.
The guy who got killed by a stingray.
Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,434
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
Why do fools fall in love?
Why do fools fall in love?
Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,435
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
He insulted the stingray online.
He insulted the stingray online.
Anonymous O double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #5,438
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
The stingray crashed his own ghost-hunting forum and blamed Steve for it.
The stingray crashed his own ghost-hunting forum and blamed Steve for it.
The Truth replied with this 15 years ago, 16 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #6,095
You's pathetic