Topic: Official petition for squeegee to go back to being floorboard or bookshelf.

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #16,172

Do it, fucktard.

Poll option	Votes	Percentage
floorboard	7	54%
bookshelf	2	15%
something else that isn't squeegee	4	31%

vocalon !RigbykHwQE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #279,122

I liked him as bookshelf. He was and quality poster.

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #279,123

what is wrong with squeegee?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #279,125

@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
I do not enjoy squees or gees, but I enjoy books and shelves and floors and boards.

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #279,127

@previous (A)
but Megatron said i can use whatever name i choose and that i can't please all of the people all of the time.
I think i should listen to him

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #279,129

@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
I convinced you to stop posting as bookshelf and you chose floorboard as a replacement.

I MADE YOU AND I CAN DESTROY YOU.

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #279,130

@previous (A)
then you made me change it again from floorboard and i chose squeegee!

YOU DESTROYED FLOORBOARD!

> MFW I FORGOT YOU CAN'T EDIT AND ADD PICS HERE

(Edited 49 seconds later.)

celeste !hW6clEMVuQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #279,131

@279,127 (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
i like bookshelf and i posted as anon asking you to go back to it a while ago~

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #279,132

@279,130 (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
While true, you are my Frankenstein monster and I did NOT program you to make out with men.

Now fix it!

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 0 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #279,133

@279,131 (celeste !hW6clEMVuQ)
but you can't take steps backwards in life. you must go forward

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc double-posted this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #279,134

@279,132 (A)
> make out with men.
what?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #279,135

@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
I thought the design was perfect; I had made the blueprints for the perfect shitposter, but something went wrong in the building process. I did not make room for error. Unfortunately, I had not considered the effects of the gay gene. This is why you are fundamentally flawed. Come home, bookshelf. I will make things right.

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #279,136

@previous (A)
you can't fix what's not broken! my genes are just fine, gay or otherwise, they're coming with me!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #279,137

@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
Start using your Dr. Rob forum name.

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #279,138

@previous (A)
i've posted there maybe 6 times in the last 8 months or longer
2 were troll posts and several were firsts

oh, and you're implying there's traffic there

(Edited 50 seconds later.)

celeste !hW6clEMVuQ replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #279,139

@279,133 (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
namefag as bookshelves~

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #279,140

@previous (celeste !hW6clEMVuQ)
how could i be multiple shelves, that makes no sense

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #279,141

@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
Okay, I can solve this matter simply...

NEW NAME: charliehorse

What do you think?

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #279,142

@previous (A)
now who's expressing their gay gene

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #279,143

@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
It's a compromise, you maniac.

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #279,144

@previous (A)
that's not a compromise, that's a threat!

YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL SQUEEGEE

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #279,145

@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
so maybe a deskchair?

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #279,146

@previous (A)
no, that's ridiculous

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #279,147

@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
I didn't program you to talk back. I'm resetting you to bookshelf.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #279,149

I think that Squeegee is the best name so far.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #279,150

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I think you should shut the Hell up.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #279,151

@279,149 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

> I think that Squeegee is the best name so far.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #279,152

@previous (F)
SHUT UP.

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #279,160

@previous (A)
Go to bed.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #279,162

@previous (F)
Go to something productive.

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #279,163

@previous (A)
I am going to church soon.

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #279,179

Without Floorboard, Flo the Bard makes no sense at all!

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #279,211

@279,147 (A)
I am programmed to LOVE!

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #279,374

I liked him as the Sheenanon.

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