Topic: You know how women usually get everything the man owns in a divorce?
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #16,169
Would the woman still get everything if she happened to be transgender?
Dead !Pool7hVoC2 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #279,110
But they don't.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #279,171
TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #279,172
@previous (C)
> > But they don't.
But they do :o
You know why the divorced barbie is the most expensive doll on the market? Cause Kens car, Kens house, Kens whine collection and 50% of shares in Kens company are coming with the doll...
> > But they don't.
But they do :o
You know why the divorced barbie is the most expensive doll on the market? Cause Kens car, Kens house, Kens whine collection and 50% of shares in Kens company are coming with the doll...
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #279,299
Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #279,328
@279,171 (C)
@279,110 (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
Generally in a divorce women get far more than their fair share, and custody of the kids. A guy might be luck to escape with half his money and most of his personal possessions, but then he's stuck with crippling child support and alimony. Marriage is a bad idea, because divorce is a nightmare.
@279,110 (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
Generally in a divorce women get far more than their fair share, and custody of the kids. A guy might be luck to escape with half his money and most of his personal possessions, but then he's stuck with crippling child support and alimony. Marriage is a bad idea, because divorce is a nightmare.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #279,332
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #279,334
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #279,336
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #279,341
@previous (A)
Surely they could, but most people are enthusiastic and unrealistic about the subject of marriage. Even if you do warn people (I always do), they are simple lovestruck and don't think realistically. Hell just last year I was telling AC to be prepared, but he was sure he'd stay married, now he's getting a divorce. :-/
Things would be a lot different if more states were halfway rational about divorce, as it is now, if you have a vagina you win bigtime.
Surely they could, but most people are enthusiastic and unrealistic about the subject of marriage. Even if you do warn people (I always do), they are simple lovestruck and don't think realistically. Hell just last year I was telling AC to be prepared, but he was sure he'd stay married, now he's getting a divorce. :-/
Things would be a lot different if more states were halfway rational about divorce, as it is now, if you have a vagina you win bigtime.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #279,342
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #279,344
€464.30 !!yfKU9fjTO joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 31 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #279,354
Mad
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 21 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #279,639
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #279,814
@279,341 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
But you see. The woman doesn't get the guy's cock. This is the part you're forgetting.
When she's married, her husband's cock is her property. She's in complete control of it.
This is why women are winning. Men, straight ones anyhow, fail to appreciate how valueable a good hot dependable dick really is. A hot cock is more scarce than a hot vagina. Any man can get off good in any halfway decent looking chciks vag, but once you're broken in by a certain cock, only that cock can get the job done right.
This is why divorce is fair. The man gets his cock back and the woman gets all his shit as payment for transfer of property (the cock in question) from her to him.
But you see. The woman doesn't get the guy's cock. This is the part you're forgetting.
When she's married, her husband's cock is her property. She's in complete control of it.
This is why women are winning. Men, straight ones anyhow, fail to appreciate how valueable a good hot dependable dick really is. A hot cock is more scarce than a hot vagina. Any man can get off good in any halfway decent looking chciks vag, but once you're broken in by a certain cock, only that cock can get the job done right.
This is why divorce is fair. The man gets his cock back and the woman gets all his shit as payment for transfer of property (the cock in question) from her to him.
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Anonymous G double-posted this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #279,816
@279,110 (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
@279,171 (C)
@279,172 (TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k)
Obviously some people around here have never been divorced.
@279,171 (C)
@279,172 (TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k)
Obviously some people around here have never been divorced.
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #279,817
@279,814 (G)
> Men, straight ones anyhow, fail to appreciate how valueable a good hot dependable dick really is. A hot cock is more scarce than a hot vagina. Any man can get off good in any halfway decent looking chciks vag, but once you're broken in by a certain cock, only that cock can get the job done right.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXw6znXPfy4
> Men, straight ones anyhow, fail to appreciate how valueable a good hot dependable dick really is. A hot cock is more scarce than a hot vagina. Any man can get off good in any halfway decent looking chciks vag, but once you're broken in by a certain cock, only that cock can get the job done right.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXw6znXPfy4
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #279,818
Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #279,823
@279,817 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Exactly my point. Straights don't understand the value of hot cock. They think this makes them straight but really it only makes them unobservant and dumb. Sure it may not have value to you, but that doesn't mean it doesn't have great value to someone else.
Exactly my point. Straights don't understand the value of hot cock. They think this makes them straight but really it only makes them unobservant and dumb. Sure it may not have value to you, but that doesn't mean it doesn't have great value to someone else.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #279,825
@279,814 (G)
thats easily the stupidest thing ive ever read; and ive read several metric fucktonnes of stupid things
thats easily the stupidest thing ive ever read; and ive read several metric fucktonnes of stupid things
Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #279,828
@previous (H)
Well, next time you get married, just remember it's really only a ceremony to transfer ownership of your penis to her. You may still get to fap, but I wouldn't let her find out about that if I were you.
Well, next time you get married, just remember it's really only a ceremony to transfer ownership of your penis to her. You may still get to fap, but I wouldn't let her find out about that if I were you.
Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #279,830
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #279,831
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #279,832
Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #279,833
Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #279,834
Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #279,842
@previous (G)
The only reason she's getting most of the stuff is because i came here with a suitcase.
The only reason she's getting most of the stuff is because i came here with a suitcase.
Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #279,845
Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #279,846
@previous (G)
I don't understand, me and my penis have been very prolific after her boyfriend knocked her up
I don't understand, me and my penis have been very prolific after her boyfriend knocked her up
Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #279,851
@previous (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
So you've been using it as if it were your's again, but that's just credit. You still haven't paid her for it. But don't worry, you will.
So you've been using it as if it were your's again, but that's just credit. You still haven't paid her for it. But don't worry, you will.
Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #279,856
@previous (G)
I owe for the plane tickets over here, not for the pleasure I gave here while I wasn't poor
I owe for the plane tickets over here, not for the pleasure I gave here while I wasn't poor
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #279,859
How the fuck can she actually *OWN* a body part attached to somebody else?!
Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #279,861
Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #279,863
@279,859 (A)
How the fuck does Hollywood actaully *OWN* strings of ones and zeros on my hard drive? How the fuck does a soulless corporation get personhood? Legal fiction's an amazing thing bro.
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Don't tell him, just let me string have a little fun with him first. lol.
How the fuck does Hollywood actaully *OWN* strings of ones and zeros on my hard drive? How the fuck does a soulless corporation get personhood? Legal fiction's an amazing thing bro.
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Don't tell him, just let me string have a little fun with him first. lol.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #279,864
@279,861 (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
I feel like I've been brainwashed by the system ever since I was a little kid so for some reason I kind of like the idea of being with one woman for the rest of my life.
Why is this?
I feel like I've been brainwashed by the system ever since I was a little kid so for some reason I kind of like the idea of being with one woman for the rest of my life.
Why is this?
Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #279,865
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #279,867
@previous (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
Is that really true? Surely there are still couples that have sex with each other.
I always thought this was a preconceived notice.
Plus doesn't the relationship eventually become more about companionship than sex?
Is that really true? Surely there are still couples that have sex with each other.
I always thought this was a preconceived notice.
Plus doesn't the relationship eventually become more about companionship than sex?
Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #279,868
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #279,871
Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #279,873
@previous (A)
Yes, they started in a world that was 60 years ago. Holy shit guy, people still believed in heaven and Jesus back then.
The world's changed. Women want good paying jobs and penises now, not kids and domestic responsibility. Deal with it.
Yes, they started in a world that was 60 years ago. Holy shit guy, people still believed in heaven and Jesus back then.
The world's changed. Women want good paying jobs and penises now, not kids and domestic responsibility. Deal with it.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #279,874
@previous (G)
Isn't that stereotyping women a bit? If no woman wants domestic responsibilities anymore. How come Southern gals are still housewives?
Isn't that stereotyping women a bit? If no woman wants domestic responsibilities anymore. How come Southern gals are still housewives?
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Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #279,877
@previous (A)
I mentioned Jesus. Did you fail to connect the part about believing in 2000 year old fairy tales and believing in true love happilly ever after?
PROTIP: Both are imaginary.
I mentioned Jesus. Did you fail to connect the part about believing in 2000 year old fairy tales and believing in true love happilly ever after?
PROTIP: Both are imaginary.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 45 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #279,895
@previous (G)
Now let's not jump to conclusions. How do we know Jesus is imaginary or true love for that matter?
Now let's not jump to conclusions. How do we know Jesus is imaginary or true love for that matter?
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #279,896
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #279,935
kook !nH6RAuX8mo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #279,937
where are all of these women who get all of the family's money? i've been around many divorced people and their partners never got more than half of every thing.