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Topic: Have any of you had jury duty?

mildewedmind started this discussion 15 years ago #16,127

and if so, how was the experience?

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later[^] [v] #278,560

No and no.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #278,561

I don't get why everyone seems to hate this type of thing~
Court is a pretty interesting place.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #278,569

@previous (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
Q-Did you go into the store?
A-Yes
Q-Why
A-To buy some things
Q-Did you steal anything
A-No
Q-But you could have
A-Yes
Q-Why didn't you
A-I don't steal
Q-But you were caught with a backpack full of DVDs
A-I didn't know they were there

Repeat for three hours or until you kill yourself. No one in their right mind would want to sit through a trial that they have no stake in.

TTEH !penisGseqs joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #278,573

I was sent a jury summons once, but I was away. It was too late to respond once I realised I had been sent it.

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Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #278,580

No, but I'd like to.

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #278,587

No. That's why i don't register to vote

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #278,588

@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
What's wrong with jury duty?

dw !AIy/L67q.s joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #278,589

no because there's no jury duty here because it's completely useless.

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #278,590

@278,588 (E)
The pay is atrocious and i'd rather not take time off from work to get paid like a wetback

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #278,592

@278,589 (dw !AIy/L67q.s)
disagree

mildewedmind (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #278,593

What would you change about jury duty if given the opportunity?

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #278,594

@278,590 (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
Oh. Here jury work is unpaid, but you can claim travel expenses and loss of earnings.

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #278,595

@previous (E)
I also don't like cooperating with the authorities.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #278,596

Image went missing@278,569 (D)
> in their right mind
> Minichan

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #278,620

Nope, one benifit of my federal felony

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #278,817

Is it true that you can pretend to be a racist/sexist bigot to get out of jury duty?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #278,992

@previous (J)
I wouldn't try it if you live in the South. It might increase your chances of being picked.

vocalon !RigbykHwQE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #278,996

It seems interesting enough.

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #279,001

@278,992 (K)
Does Southern California count as the American South?

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #279,003

@278,817 (J)
The only two words you need to know are "jury nullification"

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #279,008

My name was called up but I was challenged by one of the lawyers, who can do so for any reason.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #279,009

@279,001 (J)
Lol, hell no. The South wants less to do with California than they do Mexico.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #279,014

@279,003 (M)
This get in there and refuse to convict anyone. Fuck the system.

Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #279,079

@279,003 (M)
That might work.

Maybe if OP prints out a bunch of FIJA pamphlets and brings them along, they'll tell him to get lost before he can be selected.
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