1. Check out my new background. This is for ladies only I don’t want you cock sucking nigaz looking at this lol
2. Ok I’m gonna be fare check it out nigga this is what you should look like
3. If your a girl that would ask your man to wait with u till your period go’s away. Your going to lose that man. My advice suck a dick. Lol
4. Man old people shouldn’t be able to drive man. This old man cut me off and shit I know he didn’t mean it but damn
5. After the movie I went to see my bitch shana cause she gives me free food. She work at the drive thru over at mc donalds and shyt
6. Yo todays been a good day so far but the roof of my mouth is sore cause I eat something that was too hot
7. Obamas ratings are down cause he didn’t include pimpin and hoein in stimulus package. Good hoes would boost male moral and fix the recession
8. Look man when I was young I took medication cause they said I was over active that shyt slowed my body down but my brain kept racing
9. If you a stripper and you have a low self esteem Its probably because your fat and ugly. I suggest you kill yourself
10. My grandma pregnant again trying to talk her out of keeping it
11. Kobe bryant got a white bitch. lamar got a whiteBitch. Tigger had like 50 white bitches What the fck are they mad at me for
12. Man when I figure out how to use the spell Check on this motherfcker you nigaz in trouble
13. Man shut the fck up man Motherfcker talkin about I’m board You on this motherfcker toThis shyt a drug I gotta go to rehab
14. I’m hungry agin but I can’t eat its to late at night
15. Don’t send me no fckin wack beats man Dats why my last cd didn’t do right lol I should kill every producer on da last cd
16. If your a rapper and you sold 5,000 cdsYa fat and turn 44 years old you might want Get prostate checked and your colon cleanseMy advice
17. Oh shyt this bitch almost hit my carTwitter almost killed meYou can’t tweet and drive at the same timeIll fck wit yall later
18. I can’t belive my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I’m rich fck this I’m going home I don’t need this shyt
19. Everybody Make sure you check me out on “The View†Tomorrow!!!
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20. They set me up man They wasn’t suppose to show me how To use this shyt I’m activated no one safe