Topic: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #16,118
If so, how did it happen?
I feel bad for our school's custodian. :(
I feel bad for our school's custodian. :(
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #278,480
No, but I once walked in on my brother.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #278,481
Haha.
No I never have been caught. I mean, my mom has tried to come in my room at 2 am to tell me to go to bed but surprisingly the door was locked. Aside from a few close calls like that I've been pretty lucky.
No I never have been caught. I mean, my mom has tried to come in my room at 2 am to tell me to go to bed but surprisingly the door was locked. Aside from a few close calls like that I've been pretty lucky.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #278,482
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
So you wait till 2am to masturbate so you can hear your mom's voice?
So you wait till 2am to masturbate so you can hear your mom's voice?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #278,483
@previous (D)
Yes Anon D, you know me too well. Oh look at the time. Thanks for reminding me what time it is.
Yes Anon D, you know me too well. Oh look at the time. Thanks for reminding me what time it is.
advi !!3gpAcg/hF joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #278,484
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #278,485
Almost once. I had just finished seconds prior and scrambled onto my bed with semen drenched toilet paper crumpled against my groin as to not get any on my sheets. Nobody really suspected anything.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #278,487
Thank the lord, no. When I was in high school though, there was this kid who I was acquaintances with and got caught jacking it in class. Some cunts told the teacher, he was suspended, was already kind of nerdy and became kind of a social outcast. I of course thought it was hilarious at the time, but now I wish I would have hung out with him when he had no friends left. Poor kid.
Also, there was this dude who I sat near in one of my math classes at the same school, and I could have sworn he masturbated in that one all the time. I guess I can understand being hormonal as fuck and gettng random boners in class, but with the risk involved, fuck that noise.
Also OP, what's the story behind that (ex) custodian of yours?
Also, there was this dude who I sat near in one of my math classes at the same school, and I could have sworn he masturbated in that one all the time. I guess I can understand being hormonal as fuck and gettng random boners in class, but with the risk involved, fuck that noise.
Also OP, what's the story behind that (ex) custodian of yours?
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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #278,518
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #278,531
Nope. Never even had any close calls, thankfully.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #278,534
No, because I don't live with anyone else. I also don't fap that often.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #278,539
@278,487 (G)
In high school we had a substitute teacher once and one of the more 'popular' (Most of them were retarded) decided it'd be a good idea to jack it in that class because apparently she turned him on, and just about everyone noticed except for the teacher (Or she was just ignoring it, because... how do you even deal with that?).
In high school we had a substitute teacher once and one of the more 'popular' (Most of them were retarded) decided it'd be a good idea to jack it in that class because apparently she turned him on, and just about everyone noticed except for the teacher (Or she was just ignoring it, because... how do you even deal with that?).
Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #278,543
@previous (K)
> […]she was just ignoring it, because... how do you even deal with that?
Chastity belt until the end of class in addition to thirty slaps onto the offending hand?
> […]she was just ignoring it, because... how do you even deal with that?
Chastity belt until the end of class in addition to thirty slaps onto the offending hand?
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Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #278,544
@previous (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
I think flipping the fuck out would be more appropriate. I wouldn't mind for one of the ladies to be caught in a chastity belt, though...
I think flipping the fuck out would be more appropriate. I wouldn't mind for one of the ladies to be caught in a chastity belt, though...
Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 51 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #278,547
SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #278,555
Yes, more times than I can remember.
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #278,556
No, but I have been caught watching porn before.
replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #278,557
@278,555 (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
Who caught you? What were you fapping to, and did they see what you were watching? And how did they react?
Who caught you? What were you fapping to, and did they see what you were watching? And how did they react?
SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #278,559
@previous ()
> Who caught you?
Sister, Dad, Uncle, etc., etc. (Not all at once, obviously.)
> What were you fapping to, and did they see what you were watching?
I can't remember.
> And how did they react?
I can't remember.
> Who caught you?
Sister, Dad, Uncle, etc., etc. (Not all at once, obviously.)
> What were you fapping to, and did they see what you were watching?
I can't remember.
> And how did they react?
I can't remember.
Kakubunretsu !!7Enb4sycc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #279,030
@278,484 (advi !!3gpAcg/hF)
Unfappable picture, there. Like. How is that sexy to -anyone-?
And yeah, mom almost walked in on me water-bloating once <_<.
Unfappable picture, there. Like. How is that sexy to -anyone-?
And yeah, mom almost walked in on me water-bloating once <_<.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #279,032
@previous (Kakubunretsu !!7Enb4sycc)
> And yeah, mom almost walked in on me water-bloating once <_<.
Do I really want to know?
> And yeah, mom almost walked in on me water-bloating once <_<.
Do I really want to know?
Ph !SQAJbBZk/o joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #279,033
More times then I could count. I guess that's what was to be expected when I had my hand down my pants every chance I had.
Kakubunretsu !!7Enb4sycc replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #279,035
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #279,036
Kakubunretsu !!7Enb4sycc replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #279,038
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #279,040
Kakubunretsu !!7Enb4sycc replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #279,042
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #279,043
Dead !Pool7hVoC2 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 24 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #279,050
My mom walked in on me once as I was jerking off standing on my bed, facing the window so i could show the girl who lived right behind me as she played with her boobs for me.
Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #279,052
Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #279,056
@previous (F)
I remember she yelled at me and said something to the effect of "you're standing there with your thing out like a tornado!!!" Or something like that lol
I remember she yelled at me and said something to the effect of "you're standing there with your thing out like a tornado!!!" Or something like that lol
Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #279,058
ruby !r1BTUpI1Eo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 27 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #279,073
Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #279,074
@previous (ruby !r1BTUpI1Eo)
To be fair, I didn't know what that was at the time either, I think i was 11/12 because I remember the girl was in high-school already. By the time I got to high-school and tried to date her, she was a bitch :/
@279,058 (F)
Yeah, reading my last two posts I literally Lol'd myself, and my gay coworker wanted to know what was so funny, so i let him read it lol
To be fair, I didn't know what that was at the time either, I think i was 11/12 because I remember the girl was in high-school already. By the time I got to high-school and tried to date her, she was a bitch :/
@279,058 (F)
Yeah, reading my last two posts I literally Lol'd myself, and my gay coworker wanted to know what was so funny, so i let him read it lol
ruby !r1BTUpI1Eo replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #279,093
@previous (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
Well shit. Sorry to hear the bitches still be bitches. It happens.
I don't have a dick, but if I did, I'd helicopter or whatever first thing, for real! Then pretend lightsaber, lol.
Sorry you got caught, though! Goddamn. :3 Got walked in on by ma once while I was under the covers, but I stopped on a dime and she never suspected. Lost my will to fap for like 3 days after that, though.
Well shit. Sorry to hear the bitches still be bitches. It happens.
I don't have a dick, but if I did, I'd helicopter or whatever first thing, for real! Then pretend lightsaber, lol.
Sorry you got caught, though! Goddamn. :3 Got walked in on by ma once while I was under the covers, but I stopped on a dime and she never suspected. Lost my will to fap for like 3 days after that, though.
Fats !lbanned8o6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #279,200
My mom walked in on me once while she was masturbating.
Ishikawa !Et8Dragonk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #279,201
Yes.
Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #279,217
@279,093 (ruby !r1BTUpI1Eo)
See, girls are lucky like that, if i had been under the covers, there still would have been enough motion that she would tell me I was going to hell
See, girls are lucky like that, if i had been under the covers, there still would have been enough motion that she would tell me I was going to hell
Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #279,248
What would you do, were you to walk in on your kids whacking it to Vore?
Rainbow !DASHqGnDdc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #279,274
@previous (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
Laugh. Laugh long and hard.
And then spike their juice with heroin to see what happens.
Laugh. Laugh long and hard.
And then spike their juice with heroin to see what happens.
Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #279,440
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Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #279,591
@279,248 (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
Take computer. Scold in attempt to make it look like there's reason for taking computer. Leave room. Pick up where they left off.
Take computer. Scold in attempt to make it look like there's reason for taking computer. Leave room. Pick up where they left off.