TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 24 minutes later[^][v]#277,325
I go to church once in like, 2 months... out of boredom, usually leave when the priest interprets the part he read cause I always get like "oh nigga, pls..." when I hear what he has to say...
But can't deny I picked up some handy quotes there, like the one when they say the one who never sinned shall throw the first rock... otherwise, I never lasted till the end :/
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#277,339
@previous (TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k)
"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." - I think I learned that one from a Simpsons episode when I was a kid, tbh.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#277,343
@previous (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6) Jesus went to the Mount of Olives. At dawn he appeared again in the temple courts, where all the people gathered around him, and he sat down to teach them. The teachers of the law and the Pharisees brought in a woman caught in adultery. They made her stand before the group and said to Jesus, "Teacher, this woman was caught in the act of adultery. In the Law Moses commanded us to stone such women. Now what do you say?" They were using this question as a trap, in order to have a basis for accusing him.
But Jesus bent down and started to write on the ground with his finger. When they kept on questioning him, he straightened up and said to them, "Let any one of you who is without sin be the first to throw a stone at her." Again he stooped down and wrote on the ground.
At this, those who heard began to go away one at a time, the older ones first, until only Jesus was left, with the woman still standing there. Jesus straightened up and asked her, "Woman, where are they? Has no one condemned you?"
"No one, sir," she said.
"Then neither do I condemn you," Jesus declared. "Go now, leave your life of sin."
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#277,344