Topic: Give me a witty Facebook status update to post!
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #15,959
I want to use this one...
Build a man a fire, he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life.
Build a man a fire, he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life.
Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #276,854
Kill yourself.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #276,855
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #276,856
The desire to appear clever often prevents one from being so. --François de La Rochefoucauld
Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #276,917
Say that you like kids.
Leave it ambiguous if this like is sexual or not.
@previous (D)
> The desire to appear clever often prevents one from being so. --François de La Rochefoucauld
QFET.
Leave it ambiguous if this like is sexual or not.
@previous (D)
> The desire to appear clever often prevents one from being so. --François de La Rochefoucauld
QFET.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #276,920
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #276,921
"I just woke up in a public bathroom cubicle wearing nothing but sunglasses and covered in blood."
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #276,922
I don't want to get arrested, people. I said witty, not scandalous.
Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #276,923
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #276,924
Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #276,925
@previous (A)
I did! I was swarmed by pussy. I couldn't breath for all the juices spilling to my lungs.
I did! I was swarmed by pussy. I couldn't breath for all the juices spilling to my lungs.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #276,926
Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #276,928
Oh well, lemme check my stash since you seem like the type of person still building their base before they inevitably realize that anything above "Repost this" posts flies over most people's heads.An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
@276,920 (A)
Better be weird than be boring! :')
Seriously: Facebook is worse than /b/ when it comes to enforcing "every day is re-post day".
(Edited 8 minutes later.)
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #276,930
Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #276,931
One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
FOOLS! Your're one hundred years too early to challenge me!!
Are you a character or a being?
Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
Something witty would go here if I weren't too busy running from my own ignorance.
[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
FOOLS! Your're one hundred years too early to challenge me!!
Are you a character or a being?
Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
Something witty would go here if I weren't too busy running from my own ignorance.
[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #276,932
@previous (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
> One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
Nazi detected.
> One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
Nazi detected.
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 25 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #276,933
What Nega said first was basically what I was gonna say. People won't react to wit, they will react to scandal.
You can't be arrested unless you explicitly state that it's sexual. Besides, only you and the fake accounts you made to gift yourself golden chickens in Farmville are going to see it.
You can't be arrested unless you explicitly state that it's sexual. Besides, only you and the fake accounts you made to gift yourself golden chickens in Farmville are going to see it.