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Topic: Man dies from eating cocaine out of brother's butt.

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #15,950

http://www.turnto23.com/news/30037563/detail.html

What the Hell is wrong with some people?

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later[^] [v] #276,871

I don't give a fuck... I was drinking Sprite when I read your fucking headline.

Homestar !RUNNERV7vk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 27 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #276,879

This is a REALLY poorly written story.

It makes it sound like the person who ate the cocaine (previously inside his brother) died. He didn't. The brother that had it inside his butt did.

Two paragraphs in particular are real clusterfucks

> A South Carolina man's brother died after police said he was forced to eat cocaine hidden in his brother's backside.
I had to read that 5 times. Who died is still unclear here.

> Officers said Deangelo Mitchell convinced his brother, 20-year-old Wayne Mitchell, to swallow the ounce of cocaine to hide the evidence. He died soon afterward.
Again, who does "He" in the final sentence refer to?

It's not until the final paragraph that you learn that, contrary to the headline, it was not the man that ate cocaine from his brother's butt that died:
> Deangelo Mitchell already bonded out of jail on the drug charge, but now police are looking for him again on charges of involuntary manslaughter.

The editor/author needs to be shot.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #276,880

@previous (Homestar !RUNNERV7vk)
Hi Homestar ilu

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #276,881

@276,879 (Homestar !RUNNERV7vk)
Then why would the one who ate the cocaine and survived be wanted for manslaughter?

Homestar !RUNNERV7vk replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #276,882

@previous (D)
For convincing his brother to hide the cocaine up his butt (which killed him)
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