Topic: trolled some guy in a batman shirt and a drunk guy
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #15,918
I was walking down the street the other day when I was feeling the urge to mangle. I saw some guy in a fucking Batman: Dark Knight Rises shirt. It was basically the teaser poster, but without any writing.
Anyway, this creepy guy saw this drunk guy and started staring at him for a minute or so before he walked over. They looked at each other and the drunk guy said "You like Bane?"
This guy had this silly look on his face, like somebody had sex with his mother and showed him video evidence. They exchanged words
Anyway, the drunk guy facepalmed like he had said the stupidest thing in the world hoping he would argue the point. When he didn't, he lowered his hand to my mouth like I was going to vomit on him. he started making vomiting noises and then I ambushed both of them and forced them into a car I had stolen from an old lady.
When we reached the dark woods I tied them up and made them march through the fog to an old abandoned shack I knew was in the area. Then, I made them strip and forced them to have sex with each other. When the guy in the batman shirt refused, I shot him in the head and made the drunk guy have sex with his brains. I put a big bucket of water down. Then I barricaded the door shut and left. When I came back two weeks later, I opened the door and discovered that the drunk guy had started eating the corpse and drinking his own piss to survive. He tried running into me to knock me down but I knocked him out by pistol-whipping him. Then, when he was unconscious, I double-handcuffed his hands and feet to the wall.
When he woke up, I threw gasoline over his entire body and set him on fire. I went out and sat in the car and watched the entire shack reach total confraglation within minutes. I left before the the local fire brigade could arrive, since I didn't know their usual response time. Later on I saw in the newspaper that they thought it was a murder-suicide by the man in the batman shirt. They identified his ashen corpse through his teeth and didn't notice that he had been partially consumed.
That was the day I first began living.
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