Topic: How to tell a dude you love getting fucked by him.

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #15,906

How can I say this so as to keep him coming back for more?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #276,511

Paint his brake calipers.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #276,512

i love getting fucked by you

Fats !lbanned8o6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #276,520

@276,511 (B)

> Paint his brake calipers.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #276,521

@276,512 (C)
Isn't this too straightforward. Won't this scare him off?

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #276,523

@previous (A)
no

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #276,618

@276,521 (A)
no

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #276,619

@276,520 (Fats !lbanned8o6)

> > Paint his brake calipers.

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #276,800

I actually had this same thought on Sunday night :/

Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #276,853

Drive into his house while high on ketamine, then proceed to paint your brake calipers his favorite color in his dining room, but only paint one side, because you only want them to look cool, rather than actually function. Then while he sleeps, get one of those laser pointers with the removable tips that make a heart, then shine the laser pointer in each eye, multiple times just so he knows you are totally serious.

green !6PPj7P5Iag joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #276,887

Tell him he gave you an STD but it's ok because he's a good shag.

Minichan