Topic: Word problems

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #15,880

You are a fat, 37 year old unemployed alcoholic. Your damaged liver can only process 0.75 servings of alcohol an hour, but your tolerance requires 2 servings an hour to get drunk enough to forget your own father molested you.

Write out your plan for an average day of drinking. Today, you need to drive for 45 minutes, masturbate three times, and perform 2 hours of low-skilled computer work. You sleep from 2 am to noon.

Your optimal intoxication for driving is 0.1 BAC, but your optimal intoxication for doing your fatherâ€™s business presentations is 0.3 BAC.

How many liters of alcohol will you consume? At what time will you reach your highest BAC? How many years can you keep this up before killing yourself?

No rounding.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #276,109

@OP
You have failed to define the type of alcohol you will be consuming. I would assume you are not drinking straight alcohol.

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #276,113

probably vodka. the drunks think people can't smell it.

we do

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #276,116

@276,109 (B)
$1 bottles of wine

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