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Topic: Jack for mayor of gainesville

Jack !gOStA1p7Pc started this discussion 15 years ago #1,588

That's right, kiddos. I'm running for mayor of the shitastic city of gainesville. If I am elected, I promise to make Gainesville the most hellish, unlivable police state known to man. My campaign slogan is "A bullet in every face, a boot in every ass". Plus, since it's a two party system, I'm still less evil than whoever is running on the Republican ticket.

Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later[^] [v] #29,974

In Florida, you might actually get elected.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,976

> running for mayor of gainesville
> several hundred gainesville's in U.S.

Dunno what you're trying to pull here, bud...

Jack !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,980

@previous (C)
see @29,974 (Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0)
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