Jack !gOStA1p7Pc started this discussion 15 years ago#1,588
That's right, kiddos. I'm running for mayor of the shitastic city of gainesville. If I am elected, I promise to make Gainesville the most hellish, unlivable police state known to man. My campaign slogan is "A bullet in every face, a boot in every ass". Plus, since it's a two party system, I'm still less evil than whoever is running on the Republican ticket.