Topic: The second coming of Jesus arrived in 2011
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #15,812
And once again he died for your sins. The Lord almighty once again sent his child unto us bearing a glimpse of eden. What better way to show your love and compassion once again to humanity than to take the image of original sin and through it bring about greatness.He conquered the corporate world and defied economy to spread his passion to the masses, yet what was he greeted with but animosity by naysaying neck-beard hobbyists who are unable to see past their mountain of hardware to realise that software is the most important of a computer and the user interface the most important part of software.
Unable to wrap their heads around the costs associated with producing ground breaking leaps in technology they taunted him for being smarter, indefinitely better with people, richer and having bigger balls than them. God once again realised that man did not deserve his Son as these bitchtitted hambeasts still existed and he took him away once again.
Who knows if he will ever return? Thank you you morons!
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later[^] [v] #275,365
> animosity by naysaying neck-beard hobbyists who are unable to see past their mountain of hardware to realise that software is the most important of a computer
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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #275,377
Who was the second coming? Who is that in OP's image?
Fox !FXYGNx1XR. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #275,379
Oh it's Steve Jobs.
☜DERRY☞ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #275,380
and many sprites were drank that day
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #275,475
@275,365 (B)
So you would rather look at blinking lights all the time? Or you would like to use your computer for more than binary algebra?
So you would rather look at blinking lights all the time? Or you would like to use your computer for more than binary algebra?
(Edited 23 seconds later.)
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 16 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #275,763
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> So you would rather look at blinking lights all the time
Yes. Binary is the most beautiful counting system of all. I would talk in binary if it was feasible.
> So you would rather look at blinking lights all the time
Yes. Binary is the most beautiful counting system of all. I would talk in binary if it was feasible.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #275,862
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #275,866
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Ugh. I'm just imagining standing in line behind some guy in a Starbucks...
Barista: "Hi sir. What can I get started for you today?"
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Ugh. I'm just imagining standing in line behind some guy in a Starbucks...
Barista: "Hi sir. What can I get started for you today?"
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #275,992
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Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 22 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #276,453
How dare you fuckers mock the language to explain all things. Binary is a blessing upon humanity.