Topic: no fap 2012!

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #15,808

because im not sure why but im doing it

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #275,312

I'm gonna fap and see if I can jizz right when it turns 12:00.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #275,313

@previous (B)
lol

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #275,314

@275,312 (B)
I remember Meta doing that last year. He actually did it, apparently.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #275,315

@275,312 (B)
@previous (D)
eew

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #275,316

YOU FAGGOTS HAVE FUN ILL BE PARTYIN LIKE REAL PEOPLE. YOU LOOSERS KEEP SITTING HERE ON MC

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #275,317

@275,315 (E)
There WILL be fireworks though

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #275,318

@275,315 (E)
There's nothing eew about it. It's a manly feat of skill is what it is.

Anonymous D double-posted this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #275,319

@275,316 (F)
That's not how you spell losers!

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 9 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #275,320

@275,316 (F)
You'll miss the fireworks!!!

Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #275,366

@275,314 (D)
I did lol. I have a Casio wristwatch which beeps when the hour changes. I had this lying on the bedside table while I had another of my watches in my hand (synchronized to the second with the Casio, which in turn was within a half second of the official US atomic clock). So I kept myself on the edge for the last few minutes, then fapped and somehow came on time. I didn't look at the watch while I came, but I heard it beep during the orgasm.

It didn't make my year any better, and I'm too drunk right now to do it again, sadly.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #275,367

@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Oh, Meta. You funny.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #275,368

@previous (I)
It was just luck, really. Timing an orgasm is hard.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #275,401

@275,366 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Aw, that's a shame. Ah well, there's always next year.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #275,402

I never fapped and not sure if I know how.
I'm probably at risk for prostate cancer.
Please tell me I'm fine if I still have nocturnal emissions?

Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #275,406

@275,401 (D)
It was fun, but I'm not sure I gained anything from it.
@previous (J)
If you have nocturnal emissions, that means your equipment is in proper working order.

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #275,410

So far, so good.
But I keep finding really nice fur stuff so I don't think I'll last.

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #275,411

@275,406 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
So what are the odds of me developing prostate cancer?

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #275,415

@275,406 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Of course you did. You'll gain the respect and admiration of your peers.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #275,416

I already fapped 3 times this year.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #275,417

@275,415 (D)
I am a scholar and a gentleman, to be sure.
@275,411 (J)
100,000 a day

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #275,473

Well dang. There goes the year.

Mulder !6PPj7P5Iag joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #275,474

@275,417 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)

Add me on msn like old times ;)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #275,869

op here, havent lost yet. am very close to doing so i fear

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 15 years ago, 44 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #275,873

@previous (A)
If you find yourself faltering, just look at any picture I post. They should all sufficiently kill a boner.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #275,942

@previous (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)
but they dont you bastard lol. im down for furry damnit

also MOTHERFUCKING FUCK YOU CAPTCHA fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! IVE ENTERED LIKE 10 CORRECT CAPTCHAS AND ITS NOT WRONG. FUCK OFF YOUR FUCKING CUNT. FUCK!! also, inb4 umadbro or any derivative of that meme. i was furious, yes

(Edited 1 minute later.)

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #275,943

fix'd

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc double-posted this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #275,944

and one for the furries

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #275,945

@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
no. please god no.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #275,949

I started fapping at 11:45 and came as the clock struck 12. I pretended that the fireworks and cheering were for me.

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #275,951

@275,942 (A)
Oh, sorry then.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #275,955

@previous (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)
lol nbd

update: im barely treading water here. watching some porn to test my willpower. i'm literally just barely getting by. i have to make a conscious effort to avoid doing this. its worst then craving a smoke after i quit from pack and a half. a lot worst

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #275,956

@previous (A)
howdy, big boy

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #275,957

@275,955 (A)
Then stop watching porn you dingus. lol

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #275,958

@previous (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)
> to test my willpower
its a huge win that i didnt, i was trying to see whether or not i'd give in. i didnt. yay.
@275,956 (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
no arousing with just that, but unless shes grody in the body, she looks fuckable

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #275,962

@previous (A)

> she looks fuckable

damn, son. you need to fap
that old broad is worn the fuck out

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #275,970

@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
dont know anything about her, just not wrinkly and shit bro. also, charlie sheen or something?

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 20 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #276,373

success so far with not doing so, and temptations decreasing in spite of what tempting filth ive seen today lol

green replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #276,375

Sounds boring.

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #276,377

@276,373 (A)

Good job. Only 363 days to go.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #276,382

@276,373 (A)
Well done. Keep it up.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #276,393

@276,375 (green)
incredibly.
@276,377 (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)
@previous (D)
gracias.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #276,425

What a shit thread to fap too.

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #276,427

What determines if it's fapping or not?

I stick my hand down there and play with it, but I never actually tug on it.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 0 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #276,428

@276,425 (O)
> What a shit thread to fap too.
> fap to this
ishygddt

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #276,431

@previous (A)
Just knowing that I'll get to fap while the rest of you wont be makes me appreciate it even more.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #276,435

@previous (O)
its really only me doing it

also, is brushing peen on pillow/bed till finishing considered a fap. want to know my options

(Edited 4 minutes later.)

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #276,436

@previous (A)

> also, is brushing peen on pillow/bed till finishing considered a fap. want to know my options

Don't do that. I used to do that in college to avoid fapping with my gay roommate in the room and it split my pee hole open. Literally, the friction from the sheets damaged the skin enough that it made my peehole way bigger. I noticed it too late.

Why not just lube up your hand good and rub one out slow and deliberate like.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #276,437

inb4 failure.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #276,438

@276,436 (O)
goddamnit its killin me lol. meh. i wont.
@previous (P)
trying not to.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #276,442

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #276,518

nvm...... am ashamed...

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