Topic: My macbook was lost today
Jack !gOStA1p7Pc started this discussion 15 years ago #1,580
I was out biking around town, and stopped at a bench to rest. I forgot to pick up the backpack when I left, and now my macbook is gone. I have a strong urge to shoot up the school now (I won't, but I can still fantasize). My parents want to kill me. I had several important projects on it that I didn't bother to back up. Honest to fucking God, I thought long and hard about killing myself. I think I still might. This is the worst fucking day of my life. If I find who picked it up, I will murder them and their entire family.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #29,913
Ha-ha!Jack !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 55 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #29,941
I have the airport id, serial number and all the other info written down, can they help?
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #29,945
See it as a good thing, now you can get a real laptop!
Jack !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #29,999
I don't know what to do. I absolutely need a laptop for school, but I am so broke I can barely afford to feed myself, let alone pay off massive tuition ( I didn't get the bright futures scholarship that 90% of my university has because i was fucking homeschooled). Buying a new laptop is out of the question. I honestly hate life. This sounds like a stupid question, but what is so great about being alive?
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #30,011
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 55 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #30,190
Sorry to hear that Mr. Viking.
Put in a report with the local police and hope somebody turns (some of) your stuff in maybe?
Put in a report with the local police and hope somebody turns (some of) your stuff in maybe?
Leonidas !nBpim1wazU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #30,334
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Leonidas !nBpim1wazU double-posted this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #30,337
Falco !MzQCNUfXbc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #30,338
Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #30,340
Didn't you steal an Ipad before this? Karma is a bitch, ain't it?
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #30,413
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Leonidas !nBpim1wazU replied with this 15 years ago, 11 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #30,974
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #30,980
Born this Way joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #30,989
@30,340 (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
Lolthis. Ks said the same thing once and I said he was being a dick, but now I realize he was right.
Lolthis. Ks said the same thing once and I said he was being a dick, but now I realize he was right.
Mindwurms !!4IKKtS9GG joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #30,995
> Jack started this discussion 21 hours ago> I have a strong urge to shoot up the school now (I won't, but I can still fantasize).
Lol macbooks and school shootings are so 24 hours ago.
Also, rent or borrow a new one. Considering you posted this almost a day ago, yours is probably obsolete anyway.
psychopath !PSYCHOhc32 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #30,996
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #31,007
Why can't you use your stolen iPad? It too is a Mac OS X based apple product!
Mindwurms !!4IKKtS9GG replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #31,019
@previous (O)
> OP has convinced himself he cannot use the school computers for coursework or a notepad to take notes
> OP has convinced himself he cannot use the school computers for coursework or a notepad to take notes
jump !VIfloDyEYo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #31,668
LOL -- I forgot you stole that iPad. This is fantastic. I have a grin on my face. A grin. I felt bad for you before, but not anymore.
Also, you have made too many threats to shoot up your school. Those hot teenage girls didn't steal your laptop. It was likely a black male. Killing random strangers is wrong beyond wrong. You hurt so many people who did nothing to you. People probably sympathetic to your situation who might have helped.
Think of the father who sits remembering his daughter he once hoped to walk down the aisle. She did so much good for others. Yet her life was cut short because you were too fucking stupid to remember to pick up yor back pack.
Also, you have made too many threats to shoot up your school. Those hot teenage girls didn't steal your laptop. It was likely a black male. Killing random strangers is wrong beyond wrong. You hurt so many people who did nothing to you. People probably sympathetic to your situation who might have helped.
Think of the father who sits remembering his daughter he once hoped to walk down the aisle. She did so much good for others. Yet her life was cut short because you were too fucking stupid to remember to pick up yor back pack.
Leonidas !nBpim1wazU replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #31,683
@previous (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
> Those hot teenage girls didn't steal your laptop. It was likely a black male. Killing random strangers is wrong beyond wrong. You hurt so many people who did nothing to you. People probably sympathetic to your situation who might have helped.
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TL;DR: Only kill blacks.
> Those hot teenage girls didn't steal your laptop. It was likely a black male. Killing random strangers is wrong beyond wrong. You hurt so many people who did nothing to you. People probably sympathetic to your situation who might have helped.
>
TL;DR: Only kill blacks.
Falco !MzQCNUfXbc replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #31,694
I forgot about the iPad!
Damn OP. Thats what happens man.
Damn OP. Thats what happens man.
Leonidas !nBpim1wazU replied with this 15 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #32,219
Why do people kill themselves when they lose an apple product (e.g. iPod)?