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Topic: Got called ma'am on the phone today...

Fats !lbanned8o6 started this discussion 15 years ago #15,761

WTF? Some of you guys have heard my voice before. Do I sound female?

Ishikawa !Et8Dragonk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later[^] [v] #274,544

@OP

You don't at all.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 seconds later, 37 seconds after the original post[^] [v] #274,545

Maybe a female who smokes a lot.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #274,546

You've never called someone the wrong pronoun or title? I do it accidentally now and then, no confusion about the person's gender just a mixup.

Fats !lbanned8o6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #274,547

@previous (D)
Yeah. To be fair, my real name is a girl's name so it happens from time to time. Still, I had been talking to this person for 5 minutes before she called me ma'am.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #274,549

Maybe they said "man"?

Ishikawa !Et8Dragonk replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #274,550

@274,547 (Fats !lbanned8o6)
Leland is female?

Fats !lbanned8o6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #274,551

@274,549 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Oh no, it was ma'am. Heard it loud and clear.

@previous (Ishikawa !Et8Dragonk)
No, but my real name is.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #274,552

@274,547 (Fats !lbanned8o6)
That's funny. Did you correct them?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #274,553

@274,551 (Fats !lbanned8o6)
It better be Marian like the Duke otherwise I'm going to beat your ass senseless.

Fats !lbanned8o6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #274,554

@274,552 (F)
No. I didn't see where it would benefit me to do so considering I would never talk to this person again.

Fats !lbanned8o6 (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #274,555

@274,553 (G)

> It better be Marian like the Duke otherwise I'm going to beat your ass senseless.

The Duke is the only man who could tote such a girly name. I would have been beaten to death by age 5 with a name like that.

Ishikawa !Et8Dragonk replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #274,556

@previous (Fats !lbanned8o6)
Leslie?

Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #274,557

How female is it? Is it really feminine, or one of those names where it can be male or female (Leslie, Ashley, etc)?

Fats !lbanned8o6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #274,559

@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
It's a name that goes either way and I've met a few guys with it but more females. Way more females.

(Edited 12 seconds later.)

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #274,569

@previous (Fats !lbanned8o6)
Is it one of these:

Stacy
Kelly
Jamie
Jordan
Quinn
Dana

Anonymous D double-posted this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #274,579

@previous (D)
Cameron
Casey
Tracy
Courtney

Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #274,581

@274,569 (D)
@previous (D)
Or Madison?

Fats !lbanned8o6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 second later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #274,582

@274,569 (D)
@274,579 (D)
yes

Fats !lbanned8o6 (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #274,583

@274,581 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)

> Or Madison?

God no.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #274,588

Image went missing@previous (Fats !lbanned8o6)
Pic related: the image that pops into my head every time I hear the name Madison.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #274,590

@274,583 (Fats !lbanned8o6)
It's Courtney isn't it?

Fats !lbanned8o6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #274,594

@previous (D)
No. I've never heard of a guy being named Courtney. Guess some have it worse than me.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #274,597

@previous (Fats !lbanned8o6)
Kelly, I know two male Courtneys.

Fats !lbanned8o6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #274,598

@previous (D)
Bingo

You even spelled it right.

(Edited 18 seconds later.)

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #274,607

@274,581 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Mardisen.

Anonymous F double-posted this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #274,610

@274,598 (Fats !lbanned8o6)
Why not go by Kel?

Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #274,613

@274,607 (F)
MArsden*

Fats !lbanned8o6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 second later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #274,614

@274,610 (F)
Ugh. I fucking hate being called Kel. My sister is the only person I let call me that.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #274,615

@previous (Fats !lbanned8o6)
What's your sister's name?

Fats !lbanned8o6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #274,616

@previous (D)
Christina but I call her Chris. I'm the only person allowed to do that. We both hate the shortened versions of our names but allow each other to use them.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #274,617

@previous (Fats !lbanned8o6)
Would you prefer to be called Christina?

Fats !lbanned8o6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #274,621

@previous (D)
Lolno. I really don't mind my name now. I just get tired of being called ma'am and getting subscription offers in the mail from Cosmo or Victoria's Secret addressed to Ms. Kelly.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #274,623

@previous (Fats !lbanned8o6)

> I just get tired of being called ma'am and getting subscription offers in the mail from Cosmo or Victoria's Secret addressed to Ms. Kelly.

Wait, your last name is Kelly too?

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #274,625

@274,621 (Fats !lbanned8o6)
lol. Has anyone ever suggested or thought you were a transexual?

Fats !lbanned8o6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #274,628

@274,623 (D)
Haha, no. I just figured you could figure out the Ferguson part on your own.

@previous (F)
Not once they got a look at me.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #274,636

Image went missing@274,614 (Fats !lbanned8o6)
I'm guessing that's you on the left?

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #274,640

After reading this thread I'm convinced Fats is a male... I've been hitting on a guy this whole time? FML.

(Edited 4 minutes later.)

Fats !lbanned8o6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #274,645

@274,636 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
You know, I never thought of him. According to Wikipedia, his name really is just Kel. Weird name for a brotha.

Fats !lbanned8o6 (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #274,649

@274,640 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
I told you over and over again but there was no stopping you when you go meth-crazy.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #274,652

@274,645 (Fats !lbanned8o6)
Dat's racist and shit yo'

Meta !PARAdoxiHw double-posted this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #274,673

Image went missingRare photo of Kel and his cousin found!

Fats !lbanned8o6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #274,679

@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
lololol

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #274,760

Lol OP is a faggot with a girl's name. @OP nice work faggot fuck. Tell them about the time your daddy made you wear a dress because you have a girl's name.

Fats !lbanned8o6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #274,770

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
That had nothing to do with my name. It made me feel pretty.

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #274,771

@274,760 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
@previous (Fats !lbanned8o6)
Lol'd, love you two

jump joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #274,802

black people think im a woman at the drive thru a lot.

Fats !lbanned8o6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #274,803

@previous (jump)
Do you sound like a lady?

jump replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #274,806

@previous (Fats !lbanned8o6)
i dont think so.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #274,808

@274,803 (Fats !lbanned8o6)
@previous (jump)
All white people do.

protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #274,847

@OP my nana had a pretty rough and deep voice from smoking and drinking her whole life. True story.

Fats !lbanned8o6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #274,892

@previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
Do I sound anything like her?

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #275,152

Perhaps you misheard and they actually said 'man'?
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