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Topic: just found a drug dealers phone

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #15,749

wat do?

it's a LG android phone lol
i already turned off cell data and location tracking ;)

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later[^] [v] #274,401

> a drug dealers phone
What makes you think that?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #274,403

theres texts of him selling people weed lol

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #274,404

Answer all calls and texts as the dealer.

Continue selling and develop yourself as the next Noriega.

If questioned, you’re his intern.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #274,408

i found pics of him boning chicas lolol

AND DICK PICTURES

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #274,410

Send all of his contacts texts pretending to be him saying that you know their secret, and that you want 10,000 in cash.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #274,412

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
lol

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #274,413

@274,404 (C)
i dont got enough product yet lol

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #274,419

@274,408 (A)
Time to send dick pics to his contacts.

Killer lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #274,420

@previous (C)
This.

Flood them with dicks.

Ishikawa !Et8Dragonk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #274,425

Is it a prepaid?

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #274,430

I think the appropriate thing to do is forward those pics of him fucking chicas to all contacts. you're, like, obligated, bro.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #274,434

@274,420 (Killer lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
GO FORTH AND FLOOD, OP

FLOOD LIKE THE MIGHTY YELLOW RIVER

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #274,436

@previous (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
Post all pics here first, of course.

(Edited 8 seconds later.)

Falco !PZmcClOUDk replied with this 15 years ago, 41 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #274,451

@previous (C)
of course!

@OP
will you do it? :D

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 38 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #274,460

inb4 OP is killed by the mafia.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 54 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #274,490

Post his dick pics here or it didn't happen.

(Edited 24 seconds later.)

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #274,736

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op here, dumping his sex pics lol~

Anonymous J double-posted this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #274,737

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Anonymous J decuple-posted this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #274,745

theres a video of a guy kicking himself in the nuts on here too, lol!

Anonymous J undecuple-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #274,746

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squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #274,748

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Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #274,749

@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
bring back charlie

Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #274,766

Get a set of latex gloves and a generic manila envelope, Clean off all the fingerprints on the cellphone with a light solvent or soap and water. Send cellphone to police. If the guys are dumb enough to not use disposable cellphones to make their illicit transactions, they deserve to get caught.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #274,865

@previous (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
Virgin Mobile FTW!

Nice set of pics, btw. That's a sweet piece of pussy if you ask me.

My cock is better than this guys, but he's not small or anything. I think I'd still show my dick off just as much as I do now if I had his instead. She's pretty hot. Certainly hot enough to deserve something good from a man who's fucking her, so you just know either the drugs or the dick are legit.

(Edited 8 minutes later.)

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #274,877

@274,766 (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
Not sure if serious... fucking narc.

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #274,879

@274,865 (M)

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #274,888

@274,745 (J)

Put it on Youtube

Anonymous M replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #274,889

@274,879 (C)
This one's my favorite: @274,743 (J)

Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #274,903

@274,865 (M)
I always have a current disposable. Mine was made before E911 GPS tracking was mandatory.

@274,877 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
IDGAF. I don't like stupid dealers or stupid users. It takes one dumb dealer to get an entire group arrested. He should watch his phone more or use a password, also the people who buy from him should use a dedicated cellphone just for those types of transactions, instead of their main cellphone attached to their name, address, social security number and GPS position. Its their own fault if they get arrested.

(Edited 7 minutes later.)

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #274,906

@previous (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
This man has a point.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 25 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #274,909

Yeah, but people are fucking stupid. Most people. You lot seem smarter than average. Well, most of ya ;)

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #274,911

@274,903 (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
However you need to justify being a narc. Narc. A narc is far worse than a drug dealer.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #274,914

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
THIS.

RaiRai replied with this 15 years ago, 26 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #274,933

@274,911 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Shut the fuck up, meth-head! I agree though lol

Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 15 years ago, 27 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #274,941

@274,911 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
I personally would never grab a cellphone that wasn't mine.

Anonymous M replied with this 15 years ago, 25 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #274,949

@274,911 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
He's doing the world a favor. The whole fucking world. Users and other dealers benefit by getting one loser out of the supply chain. And non-users benefit from the overall necessity of developing privacy technologies.

There's no reason to cover someone this stupid. The guy is engaged in illegal activities. He has an unspoken obligation to all he's doing "business" with to protect the secret. Motherfuker failed. He could be killed for this little in some organized crime syndicates.

Turning him into the cops just might be the one thing that could keep this guy alive.


Didn't this asshole protect his shit at all. Tell me you at least had to bring it up in recover or bootloader mode to get past the password. Is this Android or iPhone? Did the user even enable any security features?

(Edited 8 minutes later.)

RaiRai replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #274,950

@274,941 (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
I did once but... sorta feel bad about that. Wouldn't do it again. Probably

Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #274,951

@previous (RaiRai)
I probably wouldn't turn it in either.

RaiRai replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #274,953

@previous (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
I should have done, really. Gave it to a mate who didn't have a phone but watevs, high 5, dude! ;)

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #275,036

@274,949 (M)
the password on the lockscreen was swiping an L shape on those stupid little dots, lol.
took me like 5 tries to guess and all the stuff about selling drugs and fucking bitches was right out in the open.

im not going to narc on the guy, im just keeping his phone lol.

Anonymous J double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #275,077

@274,888 (H)
lol okay, theres like 3 videos of the guy kicking himself in the nuts.
i'll stitch them together and put em on youtube.

@274,941 (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
it was laying on the ground in a parking lot, and now that i think of it there were a bunch of cop cars... maybe this guy isn't as dumb as everyone thought and he simply ditched the evidence before running from the police.

also it is, in fact, a virgin mobile phone, unsure if pre-paid or not though because i don't phones.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #275,107

@274,766 (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
fuck you're a bitch
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